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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Pair of beige crew socks with a green recycle symbol and 'Don't Be Trashy' text.
Don't Be Trashy
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Be Trashy
$9.00
Help save the planet, one sock at a time! Our witty "Don't Be Trashy" socks are sassy reminders to do your part for Mother Nature. With a crew length design and bright green lettering & symbol, they're the perfect accessory for your eco-friendly wardrobe. Rock these socks and show the...
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A pair of beige crew socks featuring a whimsical design of cacti holding signs that say 'Free Hugs'.
Free Hugs
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Free Hugs
$14.00
Put out the welcome mat and let your feet do the talking with these Free Hugs cactus crew socks. With their gray background, green cacti, and pink flowers, these socks are a sure-fire way to get anyone to smile, even the prickliest of people. And just when they think you've...
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Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
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Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed.  A fun, retro design.
Freak
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Freak
$14.00
Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
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Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Life Starts At Fuck It
$13.99
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
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Light beige crew sock with "Mom, you da" in reddish-orange, a black bomb design with orange burst, and pink toe/heel.
Mom You Da Bomb
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Mom You Da Bomb
$8.00
Give a nod to the woman who truly makes things happen. These light beige socks carry the message "Mom, you da" stitched in a bright reddish-orange cursive script on the side facing out. Right beneath that, a black cartoon bomb design is shown, complete with a yellow fuse and a...
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Crew sock, light brown with repeating pattern of white and black panda faces wearing red-rimmed glasses or sunglasses.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Smart Panda
$8.00
Who knew pandas could be so stylish? These socks feature a bunch of chill panda faces hanging out on a comfy tan background. Each panda has those signature black ears and eye patches. A bunch of them are rocking red-framed glasses, giving off serious studious vibes, while others are lounging...
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Pair of tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of panda faces wearing red glasses and holding green bamboo shoots. Red toes and heels.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Smart Panda
$14.00
Got a thing for animals with serious style? These light brown socks are covered in a cool pattern of panda faces. Each panda is rocking a pair of bright red glasses, giving off major smarty-pants vibes. Some pandas are even holding a tiny green bamboo leaf, because even the brainiest...
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Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Exhausted American
$13.99
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
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Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck
$14.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
Horny
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny
$14.00
Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$13.99
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Cunt
Cunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cunt
$14.00
Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
Feral
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Feral
$14.00
Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
Employee Of The Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Employee Of The Year
$14.00
Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Cool Uncle
$13.99
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
Cool Aunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Cool Aunt
$13.99
A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
Beige crew socks with a pink cuff and small pink hearts.  Black script reads, "Mrs. Always Right."
Mrs Always Right Metallic
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
Mrs Always Right Metallic
$9.00
These Mrs. Always Right Metallic socks are the perfect way to show your mom you appreciate her. The pink and beige socks have 'Mrs. Always Right' printed in silver metallic thread. They're made from a soft, durable fabric that's sure to keep her feet comfortable all day long. Fun fact:...
Crew socks in beige, olive green, and black.  The design includes a mountain range graphic and the text 'Get Lost In Nature and You Will Die'.
Get Lost In Nature
Crew SocksSocksmith
$18.00
Get Lost In Nature
$18.00
Ready to trek the unbeaten path with a cheeky twist? Our 'Get Lost In Nature... and You Will Die' socks are your perfect trekking companion. Featuring ominous yet humorous phrasing amidst a striking landscape of dark olive green mountains and pine trees, these crew-length conversation starters are ideal for your...
Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Smart Ass XL
$14.00
Heads up! Say hello to our Smart Ass XL crew socks. Picture this: a parade of cartoon donkeys prancing across your feet, each one sporting a dapper red bow tie and stylish black eyeglasses. No more boring, plain socks for you. These light tan beauties will make you the center...
A pair of women's crew socks showcasing a beach scene with blue waves, tan sand, seashells, starfish, and the text '100% That Beach'.
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, binoculars, and feathers. Text reads 'Bird Nerd'.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bird Nerd
$10.00
These Bird Nerd socks are perfect for any bird enthusiast. Featuring a white base with a green cuff and heel, these socks have a vibrant pattern of blue and green feathers and binoculars, along with the words "Bird Nerd" written on the front. Whether you're a casual birdwatcher or an...
Pair of tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of cartoon dogs lounging on beach towels and in inflatable rings.
Beach Dogs
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Beach Dogs
$14.00
Time for a paws-ome day at the beach with our Beach Dogs Socks! These crew-length socks are the coolest doggone things on the sand. Featuring an adorable pattern of small dogs in sunglasses and innertube floats, you'll be the best-dressed dude from sea to shore. Perfect for summer, vacation, or...
Crew socks in beige, pink & teal featuring black & brown kittens inside polka-dotted teacups.
Cat-Feinated
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat-Feinated
$10.00
These meow-velous Cat-Feinated socks will fur-ociously brighten your day! These light brown crew socks feature a pattern of pink polka dot tea cups with cats tucked cozily inside. You'll be feline fine and looking extra dapper once you slip these adorable cat-titude socks on your feet.
Pair of beige crew socks featuring a French Bulldog face design with a pink collar and bone charm.
French Bulldog
Ankle SocksHot Sox
$8.00
French Bulldog
$8.00
Paws for thought with these furry French Bulldog socks! These mid-calf socks are the paw-fect accessory for any dog lover with their light brown background, adorable pattern of French bulldogs wearing pink collars and bone-shaped tags, and just the right amount of stretch. Slip on a pair of these paw-some...
Pair of beige and brown striped crew socks.  One sock features a cartoon chicken leg and the text 'LEG DAY'.
Leg Day
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Leg Day
$14.00
Get ready to strut your stuff on Thanksgiving Day in these Leg Day novelty socks! These mid-calf socks feature brown toes, heels, and cuffs, a white body with a light brown stripe pattern, and a graphic of a drumstick with the words "Leg Day" in bold letters. Turkey day just...
Cream crew socks with red cuffs.  The design includes cartoon french fries, hearts, and the text 'Fries Before Guys'.
Fries Before Guys
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Fries Before Guys
$8.00
No matter what style you prefer, we all know nothing beats a good portion of golden crispy goodness! These funny socks will let the fellas know your priorities. Each cool pair of off-white and red crew socks features a print of floating hearts and french fries. The phrase "Fries before...
Tan crew socks covered in a repeating pattern of black and white grumpy sheep faces.  One sock features a speech bubble saying 'Herd Ewe Was Talkin' Smaaack!'
Herd Ewe was Talkin' Smaaak
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Herd Ewe was Talkin' Smaaak
$14.00
Baaa-rmy socks with a witty twist! Introducing our "Herd Ewe Was Talkin' Smaaack!" crew socks, the perfect pick for the sassy sheep lover. Featuring a grid of black sheep with hilarious facial expressions, these socks will have you cracking jokes and turning heads. They're like a woolly comedy show for...
Tan crew socks with a brown cuff. The design includes 'I heart Draft Beer' and a graphic of beer taps and glasses.
Draft Beer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Draft Beer
$14.00
These 'Draft Beer' socks are a fun twist on a classic. They're a light tan color with a brown cuff. The design features a graphic that says 'I heart Draft Beer', and shows a row of beer taps with glasses underneath. It's a simple, casual look- perfect for everyday wear...