📦 FREE SHIPPING in the US on orders over $50
Save 15% OFF When you sign up for TXT

Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

Here are some quick links in the collection to get you started:

Gender:

Type:

34
Filter
1
Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
2
Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
3
Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Feature various potted plants and the phrase 'F*ck people, I prefer plants'.
I Prefer Plants
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Prefer Plants
$10.00
Get ready to add a touch of green to your everyday wardrobe with our "I Prefer Plants" socks! Picture this: white socks with a vibrant green cuff and a cheerful pattern of potted plants adorned all over. As if that wasn't enough, these socks make a bold statement with the...
4
Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
5
Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
6
Pair of light blue knee-high socks with a honey badger giving the middle finger, bees, and honeycomb design.
Honey Badger
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Honey Badger
$14.00
Raise your middle leg and your style, not just a fist, to the online and real life hatas with these Knee High mid calf length light blue Honey badger novelty fun animal themed pair of casual womens' novelty wild Honey badger novelty fun animal themed wild animal themed wild cartoon...
7
Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
8
A pair of women's crew socks showcasing a beach scene with blue waves, tan sand, seashells, starfish, and the text '100% That Beach'.
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
9
Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
Butts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Butts
$14.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
10
Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Pair of black crew socks with a pattern of multi-skin tone middle fingers. A subtle 'K.BELL' logo is on the bottom.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
Pair of teal crew socks.  One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
A Real Bad Ass
$14.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
Crew socks in light blue with a cute puppy, butterflies, flowers, and the text 'Not your bitch'.
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
Crew socks in light blue with a smiling poop emoji and 'Poop Happens!' text.  Brown heel and toe with small fly accents.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Poop Happens
$10.00
Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
Pair of white crew socks with a vibrant yellow, green, and blue 'F*** YOU' design.  Features blue and yellow accents at the heel and toe.
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
$13.00
Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Pair of red crew socks with a white and black '100% THAT BITCH' band.  Features grey and black accents at the cuffs.
100% That Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
100% That Bitch
$14.00
Unleash Your Inner Sass with the "100% That Bitch" Socks: Put on your sass pants and step into the spotlight with our "100% That Bitch" socks. These vibrant red socks are emblazoned with a bold statement in black and yellow, leaving no doubt about your fierce attitude. "100% That Bitch"...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a beige cuff.  Features a pink poodle design and 'Fancy Bitch' text in gold glitter.
Fancy Bitch
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Fancy Bitch
$8.00
Strut your stuff in these Fancy Bitch crew socks! These dark blue socks feature a pink bow-wearing dood ready to add a touch of elegance to your step. Show off your love for dogs and make a splash wherever you go with these fun and fashionable socks.
A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a pastel rainbow, unicorn, and 'Bad Ass' text.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
Pair of white crew socks with a repeating red 'Fuck You' print.  Bold and slightly edgy.
Fuck You Bag
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You Bag
$13.00
Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
Pair of black crew socks with a scattered coral flower pattern and a playful text overlay.  The text says 'I'm a Delicate Flower'.
Delicate Flower
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Delicate Flower
$12.00
Be the delicate fucking flower you were meant to be in our colorful Floral Crew socks. These socks feature an edgy twist with the words "I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower" stitched boldly on the sides. They're the perfect reminder that even the most delicate of creatures can be strong and...
Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
Pair of pink crew socks featuring a black cat graphic and 'Bad Ass' text in a pink retro-style banner.  Pink and black color scheme.
Bad Ass Cat
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Bad Ass Cat
$11.00
Clad in bold pink and black, these socks feature a daring "Bad Ass" embroidery that sits just above a frisky feline flaunting its feline behind. Ideal for those who like their fashion statements as playful as a cat with a laser pointer, these socks are not just accessories—they're conversation starters....
Crew socks in grey, brown, and black featuring a smiling poop emoji, flies, and the text 'POOP HAPPENS!'
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Poop Happens
$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
A pair of black crew socks with pink cuffs.  They feature the phrase 'Fuck You That's Why' and a polka dot pattern. The words 'why?' are scattered across the socks in various colors.
Fuck You That’s Why
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck You That’s Why
$12.00
You're strolling down the street with serious swag, but your socks are making a laughingstock of you? Don't let your footwear be the punchline! Slip on these 'Fuck You That's Why' black socks with hot pink toes, heels, and soles. They let everyone know that you don't care what they...
Pair of black crew socks with an orange 'Sorry Go Fuck Yourself' message.  Bold lettering in a boxed design.
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
A navy blue crew sock with a red cuff features a popcorn bucket graphic and 'Shit Show' movie ticket.  Scattered popcorn designs complete the look.
Shit Show
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Shit Show
$12.00
Are you ready to showcase your flair for the dramatic with our daring "Shit Show" socks? Painted in vibrant blue, with a fiery red cuff, these crew-length dazzlers feature a striking red-and-white striped popcorn bucket because every popcorn-worthy debacle deserves its own highlight reel. Sprinkled around are whimsical white popcorn...
A pair of crew socks featuring Rosie the Riveter giving the middle finger.  The socks are predominantly navy blue and yellow with repeated design elements.
Black Nasty Rosie
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Black Nasty Rosie
$10.00
Exhibit fierce feminist vibes with our Black Nasty Rosie socks! Rosie's iconic middle finger salute becomes a powerful statement on these classic crew socks, infused with unstoppable girl power energy!
Crew socks in teal, blue, and brown, featuring a grumpy cupcake with a candle that says 'Too Old for This Shit' and confetti.
Crappy Birthday
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Crappy Birthday
$14.00
Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.
Pair of black crew socks with a rainbow, white clouds, 'Happy Bitch' text, and red, yellow, green, blue stripes.
Happy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Happy Bitch
$12.00
Forget playing nice. These black crew socks let everyone know exactly where you stand. Each sock features a vibrant rainbow arcing over two fluffy white clouds, with the words 'HAPPY BITCH' boldly displayed in white text underneath. Down near the ankle, you'll find bright horizontal stripes in red, yellow, green,...
Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$14.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
Pair of white crew socks with red and teal stripes.  Features a graphic illustration of a stubborn-looking woman with the words 'Stubborn as Fuck'.
Stubborn AF
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Stubborn AF
$12.00
Stubborn women rule the world. Show off your unwavering stubbornness with these "Stubborn AF" socks with a fun repeating pattern of a headstrong, red headband-wearing woman winking at you. The word "fuck" is boldly written below her in black letters. The crew socks have red and white striped cuffs. Strut...
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
DILF
$13.99
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
Fuck Decaf
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$7.00
Fuck Decaf
$7.00
You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Average Dick Energy
$14.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Life Starts At Fuck It
$13.99
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of green and white crew socks.  The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
Fuck This Grass
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Grass
$13.00
You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck
$14.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks.  Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
Horny
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny
$14.00
Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$7.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$7.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Cunt
Cunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cunt
$14.00
Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...