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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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white crew socks with a repeating pattern of red roses and blue flowers. text on each sock reads "i fucking love swearing."
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
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women's crew socks in gray and black have a repeating pattern of an orange fox's face with the words 'zero fox given' underneath.
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Zero Fox Given
$10.00
Got nothing to wear and need a quick pick-me-up? Throw on these Zero Fox Given socks and start your day with a laugh. These socks feature an adorable orange fox face with the words 'ZERO FOX GIVEN' underneath. Made for women with a crew length, these gray socks with black...
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knee high womens casual light blue honey badger themed wild cartoon fun socks : black, white, blue, and gold bees
Honey Badger
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Honey Badger
$14.00
Raise your middle leg and your style, not just a fist, to the online and real life hatas with these Knee High mid calf length light blue Honey badger novelty fun animal themed pair of casual womens' novelty wild Honey badger novelty fun animal themed wild animal themed wild cartoon...
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 gray crew socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs featuring an orange fox with black eyes and nose. zero fox given xl mens socks.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
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burgundy and yellow striped crew socks with red accents saying "big dick energy."
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
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rosie the riveter knee-high socks with blue stripe and red, white, and blue pattern. nasty word on shirt, flexing muscles with fist raised.
Nasty Rosie
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Nasty Rosie
$14.00
Hey sock fanatics! Gear up for a patriotic fashion statement with our "Nasty Rosie" knee-highs. These white socks rock a blue stripe up top and a red, white, and blue striped pattern down below. Picture this: Rosie the Riveter, the iconic feminist symbol, graces each sock. She's got a blue...
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  mens crew socks, brown with xl light and dark brown middle finger pattern.
Middle Finger XL
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger XL
$14.00
Socks with Attitude! 🤟Strut your stuff in these comfy crew-length socks flaunting an XL pattern of brown middle fingers. They're guaranteed to make a bold statement, just like you. So raise your middle finger to boredom and grab a pair today! #SockItToTheMan #FlipTheBirdInStyle
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 light blue crew socks with blue waves, starfish and seashells, and tan shore printed on fabric. caption "100% that beach."
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
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humorous unisex crew-xl socks with black text that reads "dirty words" on a white background.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
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teal crew socks featuring donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "bad ass".
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
A Real Bad Ass
$14.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
mens mother trucker fun gray crew socks with image of red trucks with word mother in white.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
  blue women's crew socks with cartoon dogs and flowers; the words 'not your bitch' on the ankle.
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
blue crew socks with a smiling poop emoji, text that says "it happens!", and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Poop Happens
$10.00
Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
sassy unisex socks with multi-colored "fuck you" text on a white background; blue toes, heels, and crew length; for men and women.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
red "100% that bitch" crew socks - women's xl
100% That Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
100% That Bitch
$14.00
Unleash Your Inner Sass with the "100% That Bitch" Socks: Put on your sass pants and step into the spotlight with our "100% That Bitch" socks. These vibrant red socks are emblazoned with a bold statement in black and yellow, leaving no doubt about your fierce attitude. "100% That Bitch"...
dark blue womens crew socks featuring pink bow-wearing dog image.
Fancy Bitch
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Fancy Bitch
$8.00
Strut your stuff in these Fancy Bitch crew socks! These dark blue socks feature a pink bow-wearing dood ready to add a touch of elegance to your step. Show off your love for dogs and make a splash wherever you go with these fun and fashionable socks.
bad ass magic crew socks for men and women feature a unicorn in front of a rainbow and the phrase "bad ass" printed on the sides.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
pink and black crew socks with "bad ass" embroidered above a cat graphic showing it derriere.
Bad Ass Cat
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Bad Ass Cat
$11.00
Clad in bold pink and black, these socks feature a daring "Bad Ass" embroidery that sits just above a frisky feline flaunting its feline behind. Ideal for those who like their fashion statements as playful as a cat with a laser pointer, these socks are not just accessories—they're conversation starters....
mens funny crew socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Poop Happens
$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
crew socks with "fuck your diet" and cartoon food images.
Fuck Your Diet
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck Your Diet
$13.00
Ditch that diet plan and treat your feet to our "Fuck Your Diet" socks! Featuring a delicious design of pizza, hamburgers, chicken legs, and bones, these socks will make your taste buds and feet happy. From pizza parties to burger binges, these socks are the perfect way to celebrate your...
black crew socks with white and orange text that reads "sorry...go f*ck yourself".
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
socks that are blue with a red top. there is a picture of a red and white striped popcorn bucket on the socks with the words 'shit show' above it and 'admit 1' below it. there are also white popcorn kernels all over the socks.
Shit Show
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Shit Show
$12.00
Are you ready to showcase your flair for the dramatic with our daring "Shit Show" socks? Painted in vibrant blue, with a fiery red cuff, these crew-length dazzlers feature a striking red-and-white striped popcorn bucket because every popcorn-worthy debacle deserves its own highlight reel. Sprinkled around are whimsical white popcorn...
a pair of white socks with the words 'don't let the bullshit get you down' on the leg in red and yellow letters. the heel and toe are red and the top is blue with two yellow stripes.
Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down
$14.00
Tired of the same old drab socks? Add a pop of playful protest to your wardrobe with our "Don't Let The Bullshit Get You Down" socks! Sporting a vibrant splash of red and yellow letters against a crisp white canvas, these socks are your armor against the mundane. The red...
gray floral crew socks with wtf in bold white letters.
WTF
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
WTF
$11.00
Looking for socks that say it all without saying a word? Look no further than our sassy WTF crew socks. With their gray floral pattern and bold white lettering, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your everyday look. Whether you're rocking...
blue crew socks with a cartoon man holding alcohol and the text "alcohol because fuck feelings."
Alcohol
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Alcohol
$12.00
These novelty socks feature a cartoon man holding a bottle of alcohol with the text "Alcohol...Because fuck feelings." These crew socks are made for women and bring a touch of humor to your feet. Perfect for a night out or a casual day, these socks are sure to get a...
black nasty rosie crew socks feature rosie the riveter giving the middle finger, made for women.
Black Nasty Rosie
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Black Nasty Rosie
$10.00
Exhibit fierce feminist vibes with our Black Nasty Rosie socks! Rosie's iconic middle finger salute becomes a powerful statement on these classic crew socks, infused with unstoppable girl power energy!
blue crew socks featuring "too old for this shit" above a grumpy cupcake with lit candle and sprinkles.
Crappy Birthday
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Crappy Birthday
$14.00
Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.
crazy bitch crew socks, gray with red broken hearts, "crazy" and "bitch" printed in white.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
socks that are red with white toes and heels. they have a blue and white striped pattern around the top and a blue and white striped pattern around the ankle. the words "go fuck your selfie" are written in white on the front of the socks.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$14.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
green and blue crew socks for women with "f--k off...i'm reading" text and a picture of a person reading a book
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
sassy "happy bitch" socks in black with cheerful white text, surrounded by rainbows and clouds. black toe and heel with rainbow ankle stripe. crew length, designed for women.
Happy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Happy Bitch
$12.00
Show your happy side with these fun and sassy "Happy Bitch" socks. The black socks are emblazoned with white text surrounded by a rainbow and clouds. The toe and heel of the sock are black with a rainbow stripe at the ankle. These crew-length socks are perfect for women who...
yellow crew socks with red and white stripes featuring two women, one telling the other "amazingly enough...i don't give a shit!"
IDGAS
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
IDGAS
$12.00
"Say 'IDGAS' with style and a dash of humor with these novelty socks! Featuring a hilarious text that reads 'Amazingly Enough...I Don't Give a Shit!' these socks will bring a smile to your face and those around you. Perfect for days when you just want to keep it real, these...
a pair of red socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs. the word 'faster' is printed in large white letters on the front of each sock, and the word 'bitch' is printed in smaller white letters underneath. a checkered flag pattern is printed in black and white above the word 'faster'.
Faster Bitch Faster
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Faster Bitch Faster
$14.00
Add a dash of cheek to your feet with our red novelty socks, designed for those who like their style served with a side of sass. Emblazoned with "Faster Bitch Faster" in bold white letters and featuring a checkered flag pattern, these socks are your silent cheerleader for the gym,...
front view of a pair of green socks with "big pickle energy" written in white on the top of the socks.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Pickle Energy
$14.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
socks that are purple with orange toes, heels, and the word 'hustle' in large letters up the side of the leg. the word 'fucking' is more subtly woven into the fabric and is only visible upon close inspection.
Fucking Hustle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fucking Hustle
$14.00
Looking to add a dash of daring to your drawer? Our Fucking Hustle socks aren't just a pair to wear; they're a statement to share! Flaunt your fearless side with bold purple colors highlighted by striking orange heels and toes. But lean in closer - there's a cheeky surprise woven...
side view of a pair of blue socks with pink and orange stripes that say "big clit energy".
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Clit Energy
$14.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
socks that are blue with a pattern of white clouds, black birds, and a brown teddy bear holding a red balloon with the words 'fuck my life' on it.
Fuck My Life
Crew SocksModSocks
$9.00
Fuck My Life
$9.00
Elevate the humor in your wardrobe with our "Fuck My Life" socks. Canvasing a playful sky of blue, these crew-length charmers sport a whimsical design of white clouds and black birds, crowned by a brown teddy bear clutching a red balloon. Perfect for those days when you need a comical...
a pair of blue socks with a pattern of white clouds, black birds, and a brown teddy bear holding a red balloon with the words 'fuck my life' on it.
Fuck My Life
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Fuck My Life
$14.00
Float away from the mundane with every step! Nestled on these delightfully audacious socks, our bear buddy silently ascends into the azure heavens, hoisted by none other than a vibrant red balloon. But this isn't just any balloon. Emblazoned with a bold "Fuck My Life," it's a whimsical nod to...
amusing gray and yellow striped crew length socks with "it's ok to fart" embroidered
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Ok to Fart
$14.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
black and white knee-high socks featuring bold text "bad ass" and an arrow pointing up.
Bad Ass
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass
$15.00
These socks provide vital instructions for locating someone with great character and little regard for societal norms. But be warned! You better be able to backup that label and win any fight or dance off that comes your way. Each pair of these fun all black knee high socks features...
naughty reindeer games christmas themed mens blue novelty crew socks
Naughty Reindeer Games
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Naughty Reindeer Games
$12.00
Naughty Reindeer Games Socks by Socksmith are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These christmas themed mens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit U.S. Men's shoe size 7-12.5. Made of 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex for comfort and durability. A pair of...
floral and music theme womens crew socks with cats giving the middle finger.
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
$10.00
Looking for a pair of socks that will put the "fun" in dysfunctional? Our Fuck Off Kitty Cat Womens Crew Socks have you covered! These pink and blue floral socks feature an adorable, yet sassy cat with its paw raised and the middle finger proudly extended. With birds and musical...
mens blue crew socks featuring cartoon honey badgers with raised middle finger, bees, beehives.
Honey Badger
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Honey Badger
$13.00
Honey Badger: Socks with Attitude These blue crew socks are covered in a pattern of cartoon honey badgers giving the finger. They're perfect for the badass dude who doesn't take any guff from anyone, not even bees. And with bees and beehives also in the pattern, you can show your...
women's crew socks in black with a pattern of light tan middle fingers.
Middle Finger
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Middle Finger
$8.00
If someone is getting on your nerves, send them the message you want loud and clear. This funny pair of all black crew socks will get your point across literally! Each funny sock features a crazy pattern of floating middle fingers. Can't be heard? Flip em' the bird!
mens gray crew socks with orange heel and toe featuring white bull pattern and "i call" text
I Call BullShit
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Call BullShit
$14.00
There is nothing wrong with calling out BS when you see it or hear it, especially today. I think others rely on us truth seekers! These funny black and orange crew socks will call your bluff with the implied phrase "I call bullshit" above the ankle. Complete with squatting bull...
quirky black crew socks with white stripes and text graphic "00 fucks given"
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
mens novelty crew socks in brown color with middle finger pattern in light brown.
Middle Finger
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger
$14.00
Sometimes you can't quite express what you are feeling with words. It takes great action to get the message across. This funny pair of all gray crew socks will get your point across loud and clear! Each crazy sock features a funny pattern of floating middle fingers. Can't be heard?...
black striped crew length socks with 'i'd fuck me' in large black letters; perfect for men and women with a sense of humor.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'd Fuck Me
$14.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...