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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Pair of crew socks with a pepperoni pizza design.  The socks are predominantly red, yellow, and black.
Pepperoni Pizza 360
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Pepperoni Pizza 360
$13.00
Craving a pizza party on your soles? We've got a piping hot pair of Pepperoni Pizza 360 Crew socks fresh out of the oven! These pizza socks will turn your feet into a cheesy, saucy, pepperoni-topped extravaganza. It's a delicious treat for your toes that you can wear all day...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
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Red crew socks with a 'This ain't my first rodeo' slogan, cowboy hat graphic, and bandana print.
Ain't My First Rodeo
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Ain't My First Rodeo
$8.00
Howdy, fashion fanatics! Presenting the 'Ain't My First Rodeo' socks a boot-scootin', knee-slappin' addition to your sock collection. These fiery red socks dazzle with a pattern of white cowboy hats and paisley designs, sure to make you the talk of the town. And get this they've got the phrase 'This...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with teal accents and a retro-style 'Rad Dad' graphic.
Rad Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Rad Dad
$14.00
Celebrate the coolest dads around with our eye-catching Rad Dad socks. These snazzy socks feature bold RAD DAD lettering set against a vibrant red background, guaranteed to add a pop of color and a dash of whimsy to any outfit. Striped with white and teal at the top, they perfectly...
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Pair of red crew socks with a white and red 'Not Today Satan' graphic. The socks feature a gradient effect and a black heel.
Not Today Satan
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Not Today Satan
$14.00
Embrace your inner rascal with these Not Today Satan socks. Sporting an air of defiance, they will be your trusty sidekick as you navigate the trials and tribulations of life. With their bold red color and striking black and white lettering, these crew socks will give you a daily boost...
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Pair of red crew socks with a green cuff. Features gold jingle bells and the text 'All the Jingle Ladies' repeated.
All the Jingle Ladies
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
All the Jingle Ladies
$8.00
Get ready to Jingle All The Way this Christmas season with our festive All The Jingle Ladies Socks! These jolly red socks feature jingle bells that Jingle Lady Gaga every time you step, hop, and merri-leap your way through the holidays. Whether you're dancing around the tree, trimming the yuletide...
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Pair of purple crew socks featuring a calico cat sprawled amidst yarn, a phone, and a bowl. Text reads, "Lazy Days."
Lazy Days
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Lazy Days
$8.00
These Lazy Days socks are purrfect for any cat lover. Featuring a pink bowtie wearing kitty cat lounging on a soft pink pillow with a ball of yarn and pink telephone nearby, these crew socks will have you feeling relaxed and cozy. So put your paws up and enjoy some...
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Pair of burgundy crew socks with a whimsical illustration of a glass of mulled wine and the text 'I need to mull it over'.
I Need to Mull it Over
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Need to Mull it Over
$14.00
"Raise your spirits with our 'I Need to Mull it Over' maroon crew socks! Sip on the warmth and coziness of a mulled wine design in white, with an orange slice and star anise floating in bliss. For the wine enthusiasts who need a reminder to take a moment and...
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Pair of crew socks in red, black, and yellow.  One sock features a 1-star review graphic and shooting stars.
Adulting 1 Star
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$13.00
Adulting 1 Star
$13.00
Wrap your ankles in a bold declaration of rebellion against the humdrum of adulthood! These red and black crew socks, speckled with defiant yellow stars, sport the ultimate cheeky review: "Adulting: 1 Star, Would Not Recommend". Perfect for those days when you're not here for adult responsibilities and your feet...
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Pair of maroon knee-high socks featuring a pattern of cute cats roller skating. Orange, teal, and yellow stripes at the top.
Roller Cats
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Roller Cats
$15.00
Who says socks can't be the cat's meow? These Roller Cats socks are the purr-fect way to show your feline fanaticism. With their playful pattern of yellow cartoon cats decked out with an array of rollerblades, these burgundy knee-high socks will have you skating through life with a smile. Whether...
Pair of red crew socks with grey cuffs. Features a graphic of glasses and the text 'Talk Nerdy To Me'.
Talk Nerdy To Me
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Talk Nerdy To Me
$14.00
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu Te! If you love yourself acute nerd, these socks are right up your alley. This funny pair of red and gray crew socks feature a pair of nerdy glasses held together with tape with the phrase "Talk nerdy to me"...
Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$14.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
Pair of red crew socks with a teal cuff. Features a country design with guitars, boots, hats, and music notes. Text reads 'Hey Y'all!' and 'Bless your heart'.
Hey Y'all
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hey Y'all
$10.00
You bet! These 'Hey Y'all' novelty socks got big country energy! Country music icons like guitars, cowboy boots, hats, and beer mugs are dancing on these red socks to the tune of 'Bless Your Heart.' Git up and two-step your way into these cowgirl crew socks and let the good...
Pair of red crew socks featuring a playful 'unsubscribe from your issues' graphic with 90s-inspired design elements.
Issues
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Issues
$12.00
Show the world your lit sock style with these "Please Unsubscribe Me From Your Issues" crew socks in bright red. Emblazoned with light blue and yellow stars and hearts, these meme worthy socks are sure to spark convos wherever you strut your stuff!
Pair of men's crew socks in red with an illustrated can of 'Whoop Ass' and tools.  Features orange stripes at the top.
Opening Up A Can
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Opening Up A Can
$14.00
Ready to crack open a fresh can of whoop ass? These red crew socks with bright orange stripes at the top feature a can opener design on the front, prying open a can of Certified 100% Organic Whoop Ass.  Wear these sassy socks the next time you need to...
Pair of women's crew socks in fuchsia.  Features a bold 'I'm a total Fucking Delight' text, rainbows, stars, birds, and pink stripes.
I'm A Total Fucking Delight
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm A Total Fucking Delight
$12.00
A bold fuchsia sets the stage for socks that remind everyone how truly great you are. They prominently display "I'm a total FUCKING Delight" across the upper leg, with a small sparkle detail next to "I'm". Below the text, a vibrant pattern unfolds with rainbows emerging from fluffy white clouds....
Pair of crew socks in red and beige.  They feature a cartoon illustration of Kevin and text saying 'Kevin's Famous Chili'.
Kevins Famous Chili
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kevins Famous Chili
$15.00
For fans of office antics and legendary potlucks, these socks are a definite conversation starter. The vibrant red background features a well-known character on the upper part, with 'KEVIN'S FAMOUS CHILI' printed clearly above him. He's visible wearing a gray and blue outfit, looking a bit pensive. Further down the...
Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
Fuck Decaf
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$7.00
Fuck Decaf
$7.00
You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Do Not Disturb
$13.99
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
Beige non-skid slipper sock with a red cuff. Features Santa surfing, a palm tree, snowflakes, and presents on a beach scene.
Surfing Santa Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Surfing Santa Non-Skid Slipper
$8.00
Imagine Santa on a tropical holiday, and you've got these fun slippers. The sock shows Santa Claus in red swim trunks and a Santa hat, holding a green and white surfboard on a sandy beach. A tall palm tree with coconuts stands nearby, under a light blue sky with falling...
Red crew socks with a black cuff.  The design features cartoon cereal and milk characters fighting, along with cereal pieces scattered on the sock.
Cereal Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cereal Killer
$12.00
Meet your new favorite pair of conversation starters, our "Cereal Killer" crew socks! These aren't your ordinary socks; each step reveals a bold red background dotted with cheeky yellow cereal rings. Picture this: on one sock, a cozy bowl brimming with milk awaiting its cereal, and on the other, a...
Pair of orange knee-high socks with a fun design of cats wearing cowboy hats and boots.  Stars and cacti are also featured.
Herding Cats
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Herding Cats
$15.00
When cats decide to don cowboy hats, everyday strolls become a toe-tapping, purr-worthy rodeo. These knee-high wonders bring a splash of the wild west to your wardrobe, with feline flair that’s both quirky and charming. Lasso up some fun and let your feet embrace a meow-velous adventure in style.
Crew socks in burgundy with a pattern of black cats wearing tiny red crowns. Black heel and toe.
Devilish Cats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Devilish Cats
$10.00
Cats are the masters of mystery, often seen plotting their next big move from the comfort of a sunbeam. These red socks capture that feline cunning with a playful pattern featuring black cats donning red hats. Perfect for anyone who understands the true nature of our whiskered overlords, these socks...
Burgundy crew socks with a graphic of a moose wearing sunglasses surrounded by pine branches.
Famoose
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Famoose
$14.00
Famoose socks: For the moose-tache aficionado in your life. These maroon crew socks feature a whimsical parade of comical moose sporting sunglasses and festive holiday wreaths. With their resilient nature, moose symbolize strength and determination. Maybe wearing them will help you tackle your day with newfound vigor. Or maybe they'll...
Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Old Fart
$14.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$14.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
Crew socks in coral with teal cuffs. The design features a black and white hypnotic bicycle wheel and the words 'Cycle Therapy'.
Cycle Therapy
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Cycle Therapy
$10.00
Socks that are as committed to style as you are to spinning cycles! Our pink socks with teal highlights feature the words 'Committed...Cycle Therapy' above a bicycle on each sock. Whether you prefer a leisurely ride through nature or a pulse-pounding spin class, these socks will add a touch of...
Pair of red crew socks with navy blue cuffs.  White text on socks reads 'LIKE A BOSS'.
Like A Boss
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Like A Boss
$14.00
Put that slick suit on while you rock those stunner shades. Let the world know that no matter what you are doing, you handle your business like a boss! This cool pair of red and black crew socks features the phrase "Like a boss" above the ankle. Make that money...
Pair of red crew socks with a white and black '100% THAT BITCH' band.  Features grey and black accents at the cuffs.
100% That Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
100% That Bitch
$14.00
Unleash Your Inner Sass with the "100% That Bitch" Socks: Put on your sass pants and step into the spotlight with our "100% That Bitch" socks. These vibrant red socks are emblazoned with a bold statement in black and yellow, leaving no doubt about your fierce attitude. "100% That Bitch"...
A pair of women's crew socks in deep purple.  They feature a 'Save Water Drink Wine' graphic and a small bunch of yellow-green grapes.
Save Water Drink Wine
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Save Water Drink Wine
$8.00
Some places are going through a water shortage as you read this! Why not save a little H2O and grab a nice vintage treat from the cellar? These funny burgundy and purple crew socks feature the phrase "Save water drink wine" above the ankle with a small wine glass about...
Pair of red crew socks with a cartoon Bigfoot carrying a boombox.  Musical notes and teal cuffs add to the fun, 80s-inspired design.
Bigfoot Boombox
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Bigfoot Boombox
$14.00
Rock out with your fur out! These stylish yet silly socks are perfect for hitting the streets on a hot summer day. Each pair of red and blue crew socks features a floating musical note print with Bigfoot jamming out to his favorite beat wearing a slick pair of kicks.
A pair of coral crew socks with a teal cuff. The socks feature a black and white hypnotic bicycle design and the words 'Cycle Therapy' and 'Committed'.
Cycle Therapy
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Cycle Therapy
$13.00
Cycle Therapy crew socks will take you on a thrilling ride thanks to their eye-catching design. Rock these vibrant pink socks adorned with a teal green bicycle and the phrase "Committed...Cycle Therapy." Say aloha to smiles and compliments as you pedal your way through your day, spreading positive vibes on...
Pair of crew socks; maroon, blue, or black with Einstein's portrait, equations, and quirky sunglasses.
Relatively Cool
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Relatively Cool
$14.00
Get ready to rock the nerdiest, rad socks on the planet! These maroon crew socks feature Albert Einstein sporting some cool blue shades. Dig the equations and symbols floating around in the background as you channel your inner genius. Talk about #EinsteinSwag!