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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

Here are some quick links in the collection to get you started:

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Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
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 white crew socks with red and teal stripes, red toe and heel. feature the words 'sworn to fun loyal to none'. for men and women.
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
$14.00
From the land of sass and style comes the 'Sworn To Fun Loyal to None' socks. Adorned with slender red and teal stripes and bold red at the toe and heel, these socks embody the perfect mix of sass and spirit. Each pair features the words 'Sworn To Fun Loyal...
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socks that are pink with the words 'if you can't tone it, tan it' in yellow, blue, and black.
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
$14.00
Looking for a cheeky splash of color to brighten your day? Check out our 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It' socks! Splashed in vibrant pink and stamped with a bold, playful message in yellow, blue, and black, these socks are sure to kick-start conversations and smiles. Perfect for lounging...
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a pair of red socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs. the word 'faster' is printed in large white letters on the front of each sock, and the word 'bitch' is printed in smaller white letters underneath. a checkered flag pattern is printed in black and white above the word 'faster'.
Faster Bitch Faster
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Faster Bitch Faster
$14.00
Add a dash of cheek to your feet with our red novelty socks, designed for those who like their style served with a side of sass. Emblazoned with "Faster Bitch Faster" in bold white letters and featuring a checkered flag pattern, these socks are your silent cheerleader for the gym,...
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a pair of black socks with yellow and red stripes at the top and the words 'kill your phone live your life' in yellow letters on the front.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$14.00
Let's face it, we all need a digital detox once in a while! "Kill Your Phone Live Your Life" socks are here to remind you to unplug and enjoy the real world. Sporting vibrant yellow and red stripes, these bold black socks pack a punch of personality and a touch...
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socks that are white with brown and pink stripes. the words 'text less hug more' are written on the front of the socks in brown and pink letters.
Text Less Hug More
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Text Less Hug More
$14.00
Bring a sprinkle of warmth and cheeky charm to your daily ensemble with our "Text Less Hug More" socks! Sporting a zesty pattern of white, brown, and pink stripes, these socks shout out a merry and meaningful message with every step. Perfect for cozy evenings, heartfelt reunions, or just rocking...
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a pair of gray socks with white toes, heels, and cuffs. the socks have red and yellow stripes near the top and yellow stripes above the heel. the words 'i heart aging and dying' are written vertically on the front of the socks in red and yellow letters.
I Heart Aging and Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Aging and Dying
$14.00
These socks aren't just a cozy cover for your feet; they're a cheeky nod to the inevitable. Decked out in a sleek gray with playful red and yellow stripes, these socks sport a bold declaration of 'I Heart Aging and Dying' that's sure to raise eyebrows and start conversations. Perfect...
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socks that are white with purple toes, heels, and cuffs. there is a green and white checkered pattern above the purple cuff. the words 'so outta here' are printed in purple block letters on the front of the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
So Outta Here
$14.00
Escape the mundane on the express lane of style with our FINISH LINE collection! These checkered striped socks are your secret weapon against the dull drudgery of everyday footwear. Decked out in white with a splash of green checks crowning the top, they're a clear signal you're miles ahead in...
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socks that are blue with yellow and navy stripes and the text 'buh bye doubters'.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$14.00
Whether you're hitting the pavement, powering through a workout, or ruling the boardroom, these socks are your silent scream of defiance. Doubters? They're merely background noise to your forward march. So, lace up, head out, and let your socks do the talking—your actions have already spoken volumes.
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pair of white crew socks with red heart and "i love beans" printed on the top.
I Heart Beans
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Beans
$14.00
Beans: the musical fruit, inspiring both culinary and sartorial creativity! It's time to embrace your love for legumes with these delightfully quirky socks. Whether you're a fan of lima, fava, pinto, or refried, these comfy crew socks are here to declare your bean devotion in style. Made in the USA,...
front view of a pair of blue teal gym socks that say "in dog years i'm gay" with a rainbow stripe.
In Dog Years I'm Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
In Dog Years I'm Gay
$14.00
Unleash your inner rainbow with a pair of socks that are as fabulous as a pup prancing through a pride parade. Crafted from Blue Teal Cotton and adorned with vibrant nylon accents, these socks are a celebration of love, equality, and canine charm. Perfect for every dog-loving, pride-embracing individual, these...
front view of two white socks with orange trim, "proud gay mom" in orange text, a rainbow heart border, and rainbow heart cuff.
Proud Gay Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Proud Gay Mom
$14.00
Love is love, and these socks are here to celebrate it in all its colorful glory. Perfect for the Proud Gay Mom in your life, these gym socks are as vibrant as a rainbow and as cozy as a hug from mom. Made in the USA, these one-size-fits-most socks boast...
front view of a pair of gray socks with a rainbow heart and purple stripe pattern and the words "proud gay dad".
Proud Gay Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Proud Gay Dad
$14.00
The rainbow has long been a symbol of diversity and pride, and these socks capture that spirit perfectly. Crafted with care for those amazing dads who proudly love other dads, these unisex, one-size-fits-most gym socks are your new go-to for comfort and style. Made in the USA, the gray cotton...
front view of a pair of white crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the words "that just dills my pickle" printed on them.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$14.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
front view of a pair of white socks with green and purple stripes that say "my garden is my therapist".
My Garden Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Garden Is My Therapist
$14.00
There's a certain magic in watching plants thrive under your care, much like having a personal green therapist. Celebrate your love for all things leafy with these delightful socks that proclaim, "My Garden Is My Therapist." Whether your sanctuary is a lush oasis or a cozy nook of potted plants,...
close up, front view of white socks with red and blue stripes and "taylor for president 2024" printed on them.
Taylor for President 2024
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Taylor for President 2024
$14.00
Be swift and cast your vote for these Taylor for President 2024 socks. They're the perfect way to make a statement without taking anything too seriously. Slip these on, and let your feet do the campaigning—because who needs another boring candidate when you’ve got socks like these?
front view of a pair of teal and yellow socks that say "easily distracted by birds".
Easily Distracted By Birds
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Easily Distracted By Birds
$14.00
Birds: the original multitaskers with beaks for noses and forks for feet. While they defy gravity, you can comfortably keep both feet on the ground with these quirky and cozy socks. Made from Marled Teal Cotton with a splash of Bahama Blue and Yellow 2 Nylon, they're perfect for anyone...
front view of two black socks with yellow, pink, and teal stripes that read 'childless cat lady'.
Childless Cat Lady
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Childless Cat Lady
$14.00
Embrace the majestic spirit of independence with a dash of feline flair. These "Childless Cat Lady" socks are the purr-fect nod to the freedom-loving, cat-adoring souls who wear their individuality proudly. Crafted in the USA, these black cotton wonders with eye-catching gold, flash pink, and teal accents promise supreme comfort...
front view of a pair of blue socks with red and white stripes that say "the library is my therapist".
The Library Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
The Library Is My Therapist
$14.00
Libraries are the unsung heroes of tranquility. With these socks, you can channel that peaceful vibe wherever you go. Made from Vodka Blue Cotton and accented with Carolina Blue, Cream, and Rust Nylon, they're as cozy as an afternoon in your favorite reading nook. Plus, you earn the right to...
white quarter socks with "snob" in bold black letters.
Snob
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
Snob socks: The perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. These white socks feature the word "Snob" in bold black letters, so you can show off your personality wherever you go. Whether you're wearing them to a party, a meeting, or just...
socks that are white with orange and blue stripes at the top and orange heels and toes. 'buh bye bad vibes' is written on the front of the socks in blue with an orange shadow.
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
$14.00
Wave goodbye to negativity with each step in our 'Buh Bye Bad Vibes' socks. Swathed in crisp white with vibrant blue and orange stripes zinging at the top, they are your new secret weapon in turning frowns upside down. Hosting a mood-lifting mantra, these foot-huggers are perfect for lounging, social...
a pair of blue socks with the words 'anxiety is my influencer' in yellow and pink.
Anxiety is My Influencer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Anxiety is My Influencer
$14.00
Ready to make a bold statement with every step? Slip on our 'Anxiety is My Influencer' socks, and let your feet do the talking. Sporting vibrant blue hues with cheeky yellow and pink lettering, these socks are perfect for sparking conversations and lighting up any occasion. Whether you're lounging at...
socks that are red with white and orange stripes at the top and orange heels and toes. the words 'horny for sushi' are knitted into the front of the socks in white.
Horny for Sushi
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny for Sushi
$14.00
Tuck your toes into a sushi lover's dream with these fiery red and zesty orange striped socks that are anything but raw. Dubbed 'Horny for Sushi,' this pair isn't shy about declaring its allegiance to the art of maki and sashimi. Perfect for those who like their wardrobe as bold...
side view of a pair of blue socks with pink and orange stripes that say "big clit energy".
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Clit Energy
$14.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
front view of two black socks with "museum nerd" in white on the top of the socks.
Museum Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Museum Nerd
$14.00
If art galleries are your playground and you're fluent in the language of artifacts, then these socks are your perfect match. Made for those who appreciate the strokes of genius that fill museum walls, these "Museum Nerd" socks let you wear your love for culture and knowledge on your feet....
front view of brown socks with teal and cream stripes, that say 'coffee nerd' in white.
Coffee Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Coffee Nerd
$14.00
Coffee aficionados, rise and grind! These socks are the perfect brew for those who savor every bean and boast an encyclopedic knowledge of all things coffee. Crafted with love in the USA, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks are a one-size-fits-most treat for your feet. With a rich brown cotton base...
front view of a pair of green socks with "big pickle energy" written in white on the top of the socks.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Pickle Energy
$14.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
pair of yellow socks with white and gold stripes that read "beer"  in repeating pattern, front view.
Beer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Beer
$14.00
Beer: the delightful drinkable bread that fills us with confidence and a little bit of gas! These socks, just like your favorite brew, are designed to bring joy to most. With a blend of Butterscotch Cotton and vibrant nylon hues, these one-size-fits-most socks are the perfect conversation starter, made with...
a pair of gray socks with the words 'sweat harder' on them.
Sweat Harder
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sweat Harder
$14.00
Whether you're hitting the gym or just getting through a marathon meeting, our "Sweat Harder" socks are your perfect companion to remind you of your strength and grit. These gray socks sport a bold mantra that's not just a statement, it's a lifestyle! Ideal for both men and women, they...
socks that are purple with orange toes, heels, and the word 'hustle' in large letters up the side of the leg. the word 'fucking' is more subtly woven into the fabric and is only visible upon close inspection.
Fucking Hustle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fucking Hustle
$14.00
Looking to add a dash of daring to your drawer? Our Fucking Hustle socks aren't just a pair to wear; they're a statement to share! Flaunt your fearless side with bold purple colors highlighted by striking orange heels and toes. But lean in closer - there's a cheeky surprise woven...
a pair of white socks with red and blue stripes at the top and the words 'buh bye haters' in red and blue.
Buh Bye Haters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Haters
$14.00
Meet your new secret weapon against negativity: these white socks, subtly accented with blue and red, make a bold statement without saying a word. Emblazoned with "bye bye haters" along the leg, they're your cozy reminder to kick negativity to the curb—literally. Perfect for those days when you'd rather let...
a pair of socks with the text 'hush your mouth' on them.
Hush Your Mouth
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Hush Your Mouth
$14.00
Wrap your feet in whispers with these cream-colored socks, accented with a hint of purple rebellion. Emblazoned with "Hush Your Mouth" in elegant purple script along the leg, they deliver a silent yet striking command. Perfect for those moments when words are superfluous, these socks are your go-to for maintaining...