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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
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socks that are pink with the words 'if you can't tone it, tan it' in yellow, blue, and black.
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
$14.00
Looking for a cheeky splash of color to brighten your day? Check out our 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It' socks! Splashed in vibrant pink and stamped with a bold, playful message in yellow, blue, and black, these socks are sure to kick-start conversations and smiles. Perfect for lounging...
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a pair of red socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs. the word 'faster' is printed in large white letters on the front of each sock, and the word 'bitch' is printed in smaller white letters underneath. a checkered flag pattern is printed in black and white above the word 'faster'.
Faster Bitch Faster
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Faster Bitch Faster
$14.00
Add a dash of cheek to your feet with our red novelty socks, designed for those who like their style served with a side of sass. Emblazoned with "Faster Bitch Faster" in bold white letters and featuring a checkered flag pattern, these socks are your silent cheerleader for the gym,...
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a pair of black socks with yellow and red stripes at the top and the words 'kill your phone live your life' in yellow letters on the front.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$14.00
Let's face it, we all need a digital detox once in a while! "Kill Your Phone Live Your Life" socks are here to remind you to unplug and enjoy the real world. Sporting vibrant yellow and red stripes, these bold black socks pack a punch of personality and a touch...
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socks that are white with brown and pink stripes. the words 'text less hug more' are written on the front of the socks in brown and pink letters.
Text Less Hug More
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Text Less Hug More
$14.00
Bring a sprinkle of warmth and cheeky charm to your daily ensemble with our "Text Less Hug More" socks! Sporting a zesty pattern of white, brown, and pink stripes, these socks shout out a merry and meaningful message with every step. Perfect for cozy evenings, heartfelt reunions, or just rocking...
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socks that are white with purple toes, heels, and cuffs. there is a green and white checkered pattern above the purple cuff. the words 'so outta here' are printed in purple block letters on the front of the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
So Outta Here
$14.00
Escape the mundane on the express lane of style with our FINISH LINE collection! These checkered striped socks are your secret weapon against the dull drudgery of everyday footwear. Decked out in white with a splash of green checks crowning the top, they're a clear signal you're miles ahead in...
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socks that are blue with yellow and navy stripes and the text 'buh bye doubters'.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$14.00
Whether you're hitting the pavement, powering through a workout, or ruling the boardroom, these socks are your silent scream of defiance. Doubters? They're merely background noise to your forward march. So, lace up, head out, and let your socks do the talking—your actions have already spoken volumes.
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front view of a pair of gray socks with a rainbow heart and purple stripe pattern and the words "proud gay dad".
Proud Gay Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Proud Gay Dad
$14.00
The rainbow has long been a symbol of diversity and pride, and these socks capture that spirit perfectly. Crafted with care for those amazing dads who proudly love other dads, these unisex, one-size-fits-most gym socks are your new go-to for comfort and style. Made in the USA, the gray cotton...
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front view of a pair of white socks with green and purple stripes that say "my garden is my therapist".
My Garden Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Garden Is My Therapist
$14.00
There's a certain magic in watching plants thrive under your care, much like having a personal green therapist. Celebrate your love for all things leafy with these delightful socks that proclaim, "My Garden Is My Therapist." Whether your sanctuary is a lush oasis or a cozy nook of potted plants,...
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front view of a pair of blue socks with red and white stripes that say "the library is my therapist".
The Library Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
The Library Is My Therapist
$14.00
Libraries are the unsung heroes of tranquility. With these socks, you can channel that peaceful vibe wherever you go. Made from Vodka Blue Cotton and accented with Carolina Blue, Cream, and Rust Nylon, they're as cozy as an afternoon in your favorite reading nook. Plus, you earn the right to...
white quarter socks with "snob" in bold black letters.
Snob
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
Snob socks: The perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. These white socks feature the word "Snob" in bold black letters, so you can show off your personality wherever you go. Whether you're wearing them to a party, a meeting, or just...
socks that are white with orange and blue stripes at the top and orange heels and toes. 'buh bye bad vibes' is written on the front of the socks in blue with an orange shadow.
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Buh Bye Bad Vibes
$14.00
Wave goodbye to negativity with each step in our 'Buh Bye Bad Vibes' socks. Swathed in crisp white with vibrant blue and orange stripes zinging at the top, they are your new secret weapon in turning frowns upside down. Hosting a mood-lifting mantra, these foot-huggers are perfect for lounging, social...
socks that are red with white and orange stripes at the top and orange heels and toes. the words 'horny for sushi' are knitted into the front of the socks in white.
Horny for Sushi
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny for Sushi
$14.00
Tuck your toes into a sushi lover's dream with these fiery red and zesty orange striped socks that are anything but raw. Dubbed 'Horny for Sushi,' this pair isn't shy about declaring its allegiance to the art of maki and sashimi. Perfect for those who like their wardrobe as bold...
a pair of gray socks with white toes, heels, and cuffs. the socks have red and yellow stripes near the top and yellow stripes above the heel. the words 'i heart aging and dying' are written vertically on the front of the socks in red and yellow letters.
I Heart Aging and Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Aging and Dying
$14.00
These socks aren't just a cozy cover for your feet; they're a cheeky nod to the inevitable. Decked out in a sleek gray with playful red and yellow stripes, these socks sport a bold declaration of 'I Heart Aging and Dying' that's sure to raise eyebrows and start conversations. Perfect...
front view of a pair of blue teal gym socks that say "in dog years i'm gay" with a rainbow stripe.
In Dog Years I'm Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
In Dog Years I'm Gay
$14.00
Unleash your inner rainbow with a pair of socks that are as fabulous as a pup prancing through a pride parade. Crafted from Blue Teal Cotton and adorned with vibrant nylon accents, these socks are a celebration of love, equality, and canine charm. Perfect for every dog-loving, pride-embracing individual, these...
front view of two white socks with orange trim, "proud gay mom" in orange text, a rainbow heart border, and rainbow heart cuff.
Proud Gay Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Proud Gay Mom
$14.00
Love is love, and these socks are here to celebrate it in all its colorful glory. Perfect for the Proud Gay Mom in your life, these gym socks are as vibrant as a rainbow and as cozy as a hug from mom. Made in the USA, these one-size-fits-most socks boast...
front view of two black socks with "museum nerd" in white on the top of the socks.
Museum Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Museum Nerd
$14.00
If art galleries are your playground and you're fluent in the language of artifacts, then these socks are your perfect match. Made for those who appreciate the strokes of genius that fill museum walls, these "Museum Nerd" socks let you wear your love for culture and knowledge on your feet....
front view of brown socks with teal and cream stripes, that say 'coffee nerd' in white.
Coffee Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Coffee Nerd
$14.00
Coffee aficionados, rise and grind! These socks are the perfect brew for those who savor every bean and boast an encyclopedic knowledge of all things coffee. Crafted with love in the USA, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks are a one-size-fits-most treat for your feet. With a rich brown cotton base...
close up, front view of white socks with red and blue stripes and "taylor for president 2024" printed on them.
Taylor for President 2024
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Taylor for President 2024
$14.00
Be swift and cast your vote for these Taylor for President 2024 socks. They're the perfect way to make a statement without taking anything too seriously. Slip these on, and let your feet do the campaigning—because who needs another boring candidate when you’ve got socks like these?
beige crew socks with brown acorn pattern and cartoon squirrel. for men and women.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
Just Dill With It
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Dill With It
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
The G.O.A.T.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
light blue nap themed crew socks for men and women. no slip xl length stripe design. "i love naps" written in red and white and on the bottom of sock.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Naps
$14.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
black crew socks with white and orange stripes. "nobody cares" is knitted in white letters on the front. funny socks for men and women.
Nobody Cares Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Nobody Cares Gym
$14.00
Sock it to 'em with these hilarious and edgy Nobody Cares Gym socks! These black crew socks feature a bold white stripe and eye-catching orange stripe, along with the words 'Nobody Cares' emblazoned across the front in a no-nonsense all-caps font. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of sarcasm...
pink crew socks with "cats don't give a fuck" in white text on blue stripe.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$14.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
fun pepperoni pizza pattern crew socks in red, yellow, orange, and black.
Pepperoni Pizza 360
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Pepperoni Pizza 360
$13.00
Craving a pizza party on your soles? We've got a piping hot pair of Pepperoni Pizza 360 Crew socks fresh out of the oven! These pizza socks will turn your feet into a cheesy, saucy, pepperoni-topped extravaganza. It's a delicious treat for your toes that you can wear all day...
purple striped crew socks with 'read to live live to read' slogan for men and women who love reading.
Read To Live Live To Read Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Read To Live Live To Read Gym
$14.00
Unleash your inner bookworm with these captivating crew socks. Featuring bold purple, white and blue stripes, and the inspiring slogan 'Read to Live Live to Read,' they're the perfect accessories for book lovers looking to make a statement. Whether hitting the gym, the library or cozying up with a good...
burgundy and yellow striped crew socks with red accents saying "big dick energy."
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
blue and white striped always late...but worth the wait crew socks for men and women
Always Late... But Worth The Wait Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Always Late... But Worth The Wait Gym
$14.00
Who says gym socks can't be fun and funky? These Always Late... But Worth The Wait Gym Socks are the epitome of quirky. Featuring striking blue and white stripes and bold white text that says "Always Late...But Worth the Wait," these socks are bound to elicit chuckles and curious glances...
orange i love cheese crew socks with yellow text, white and yellow stripes, pink heart
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Cheese
$14.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
forest green socks with white and cream stripes. "i read banned books" written on the front. crew xl. for men and women.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
"old fart" socks: bold red with white stripes, funny saying, crew length, men's/women's.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Old Fart
$14.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
these black and green crew socks for men and women feature the text, "i'm not for everyone".
I'm Not For Everyone
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Not For Everyone
$14.00
Sassy socks for those that can handle them. These black socks with bold green and white stripes and the statement "I'm Not For Everyone" let the world know you don't care what they think. They're perfect for days when you want to stand out or for when you want to...
 white quarter crew socks with orange farts lettering, stripes, toes, and heels designed for men and women.
Farts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Farts
$13.00
Fart style socks are best worn with confidence, but just don't be surprised if these citrusy socks smelling socks end up being the topic of everyone's conversation. When life hands you lemons, put them on your toes! That way, you can fart lemons all day long! You're guaranteed to have...
humorous unisex crew-xl socks with black text that reads "dirty words" on a white background.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
purple crew socks with white and blue slogan "be the person your dog thinks you are" available for men and women.
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
$14.00
Be the person your dog thinks you are, even when you're just lounging around. These purple and blue crew socks feature white and blue text that reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are," making them the perfect way to show off your love for your furry friend. The...
blue socks with white toes, heels, and cuffs that say 'meow' on toes and 'owner of the world's cutest cat' on cuffs. crew, for men and women.
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
$14.00
Imagine if your feet could purr! Well, these are the closest thing you'll find. The toes meow, and the cuffs proudly declare 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. They're like the ultimate feline fashion statement, except your feet will be doing all the talking. These electric blue socks with white...
 white crew socks with blue grid pattern and "science doesn't care what you believe" in black. for men and women.
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
$14.00
Our 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe' socks are the perfect way to show your love of science and your rebellious side. Featuring a blue grid pattern and the words 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe', these white crew socks are sure to turn heads. Perfect for men and women,...
blue tough cookie crew socks, with a chocolate chip cookie pattern and "tough cookie" speech bubble.
Tough Cookie
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Tough Cookie
$14.00
Life can be tough, but so can you! Our Tough Cookie socks are here to remind you of your resilience every time you put them on. With a fun pattern of chocolate chip cookies and the words "Tough Cookie" displayed in a speech bubble, these socks are a playful and...
lavender socks with "owner of the world's cutest dog" in black, available in crew for men and women.
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
$14.00
We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
blue and brown horizontal knee-high socks with cartoon sea otters in yellow shirts holding yellow objects.
My Otter Foot
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
My Otter Foot
$15.00
Ready to otter-stand out and dive into a world of fun with our My Otter Foot socks? These knee high wonders are swimming with cute, cartoon otters wearing yellow shirts and carrying yellow objects. Blue and brown come together to create a vibrant seascape that will make you the talk...
green and yellow crew socks for men and women with the saying 'it's always ok to buy more plants.'
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$14.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
blue crew socks with "dogs make the world better" in light blue.
Dogs Make The World Better
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dogs Make The World Better
$14.00
Blue socks with 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a lighter blue. Don't be a bonehead, wear these socks to show dogs love. Blue socks made for men or women to show your love for paws and claws.
green crew socks with "home is where the weed is" in white letters. humorous. unisex.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$14.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...
plant manager gardening socks in green and blue with black text.
Plant Manager
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Plant Manager
$12.00
Who said plants are boring? With these vivid, quirky 'Plant Manager' socks you'll look so fly, your plants will be green with envy! These crew-length showstoppers feature a botanical beaut of green and blue plants, plus a front-and-center title that says "Plant Manager" in bold, black letters. Perfect for green...
white socks with pink/purple stripes, pink toes/heels, and "it's not easy being a bitch" knitted in. length: crew. for men and women.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
let's snuggle dark green socks with blue and light green stripes. perfect for men and women.
Let's Snuggle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Let's Snuggle
$14.00
Cuddle up with Let's Snuggle socks! These socks are dark green with blue and light green stripes and "Let's Snuggle" in white. Sure to bring a smile to your face, these socks are a reminder of cozy times and furry friend hugs wherever the day takes you. Wear them while...