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mens gray crew socks with pixelated dumpster fire pattern. orange flames, black smoke. green toes, heels, and cuffs. funny.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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womens crew socks in light green with pattern of cartoon dinosaurs hugging, hearts between. dinosaur theme.
Hugs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hugs
$10.00
Dinosaur Hugs Socks: Crew socks for ladies with a happy crew of cartoon dinosaurs hugging each other. Aww-inspiring, huggable, and fashionable. Ideal for dino-loving ladies and anyone who needs a splash of cute colors and positivity. These socks will surely make you smile and bring out the inner child in...
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forest green socks with white and cream stripes. "i read banned books" written on the front. crew xl. for men and women.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
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green novelty crew socks with white sheep in red santa hats, red cuffs, black heels, and toes. text: 'baaa...humbug!'
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
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dark green men's crew socks featuring three poker-playing dogs, one with a cigar, and another with a pipe sitting under a green lampshade.
Dog Poker Game
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dog Poker Game
$14.00
Feast your eyes on these dog poker game socks! Watch the pups stare down at their cards, each hoping to win the pot. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. Put on these dark green crew socks for men and let the good times roll! Walk a...
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mens crew socks with cartoon pickle graphic wearing a yarmulke and "i'm kind of a big dill" text.
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
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knee high silly sushi socks for women, with various sushi types on a green background.
Silly Sushi
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Silly Sushi
$14.00
With Silly Sushi socks, knee high, you can finally walk around with sushi on your feet and never finish it! Raw fish, rice, and seaweed never looked so good. And with these socks, made for women, you won't have to share your bites with your friends. Because, let's face it,...
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alt text description: green crew socks with black "plant daddy" lettering and a pattern of potted plants.
Plant Daddy
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Plant Daddy
$14.00
Plant Daddy socks: for the plant-loving dad who's got a green thumb and a great sense of humor. These crew socks feature a pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Daddy" in bold black letters. They're the perfect way to show your dad how much you appreciate his plant-parenting...
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womens crew socks with pine trees and may the forest be with you text.
May the Forest Be With You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
May the Forest Be With You
$11.00
Slip into the wild, funky world of May the Forest Be With You socks! These crew length socks are the perfect companion for any outdoor adventurer. Whether you're hiking, camping, or just kicking back by the campfire, these socks will have you looking like a forest ranger in no time....
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green crew socks with "home is where the weed is" in white letters. humorous. unisex.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$14.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...
green sushi patterned crew socks with orange toe, heel, and cuff for women
Silly Sushi
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Silly Sushi
$10.00
Craving some sushi, but not the calories? Try these Silly Sushi socks instead! They're the perfect combination of food and fashion, with a vibrant green background, orange toe, heel, and cuff, and a pattern of nigiri, maki, and sashimi with smiling faces. When life gives you lemons, eat sushi -...
green crew socks with cartoonish brown poop wearing red santa hats and white pom poms, perfect for men during christmas.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
dark green crew socks adorned with cartoon santas in red hats.
Styling Santa
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Styling Santa
$12.00
Meet Styling Santa, the jolly crew socks that'll sleigh your feet in merriment! Picture this: a vibrant dark green backdrop showcasing a parade of cartoon Santas, rocking their signature crimson hats and beaming with Christmas cheer. If those darn reindeer ever decide to go on strike, these socks will have...
green crew socks with a pattern of skateboarding bananas wearing sunglasses.
Peeling Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peeling Out
$14.00
Peel out in style with these Peeling Out socks! Picture this: a crew of skateboarding bananas, shredding it up on pink skateboards, all while rocking sunglasses. These green socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and quirk to your footwear game. Who says bananas can't be...
dark green crew socks featuring cartoon marijuana leaves with sunglasses throwing peace signs. peace out.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Peace Out
$14.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
green acorn patterned socks with brown toes, heels, cuffs and squirrel graphic. crew length men's socks with text "my yard, my rules, my nuts!"
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts! Socks: Step into a world of backyard hilarity with our My Yard My Rules My Nuts! socks. Featuring a squirrel standing tall on a branch, these socks boldly declares "My Yard, My Rules, My Nuts!" with a mischievous grin. With brown toes, heels, and...
dark forest green crew socks with cartoon dogs wearing hats, ties, and bow ties.
Dapper Dogs
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Dapper Dogs
$13.00
Paws for fashion! Meet Dapper Dogs, the crew socks that'll make your feet the talk of the town. Picture this: a pack of cartoon pooches, all dressed up in hats, ties, and bow ties, frolicking on a dark forest green background. These socks are so darn cute, they'll have you...
green socks with cartoon sheep wearing santa hats and scarves, 'baa baa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bah
$10.00
Step into the holiday season with a wink! These green crew socks for women feature an assembly of white sheep, each stylishly sporting a red Santa hat, and make a playful jab at festive norms with "Baaa...Humbug!" stitched boldly across them. With red cuffs, black heels, and toes, these socks...
women's knee high crew socks with bright pattern of ugly christmas sweaters
Ugly Sweaters
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Ugly Sweaters
$10.00
Ugly Christmas sweaters are a classic holiday tradition, but now you can keep your feet festive without the itch. Our Ugly Sweater Socks are the perfect way to show your holiday spirit from head to toe. These socks are so ugly, they're actually cute! Featuring a green background and a...
green socks with white toes, heels, and cuffs. red heart with 'i heart pickles' text. 'i heart pickles' repeated on cuff. crew. for men and women.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Pickles
$14.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
brown, blue, and green beer mug and video game controller patterned crew socks for men.
Gameday Beer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Gameday Beer
$14.00
Cheers to game day! Whether you're crushing your rivals on the virtual or actual field, show your team spirit with these thirsty socks! This ultimate combo of beer mugs and video game controllers makes it the perfect present for that beer-loving gamer guy in your life. Ready player one...and two...and...
the fore putt socks are green and blue. they have a pattern of golf courses with golf carts and flags.
Fore Putt
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Fore Putt
$12.00
Tee off your day with the Fore Putt socks! These crew length socks are a playful fairway of fashion, swinging with a vivacious pattern of golf courses, carts, and flags in striking greens and blues. Perfect for a leisurely day on the greens or adding a pop of fun at...
dark green mens' crew socks with white golf ball and brown golf tee. tap that active novelty socks.
Tap That Active
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tap That Active
$14.00
It's a hole-in-one! These mens' crew-length Tap That Active golfing socks, in dark green with a white golf ball and brown golf tee, may not help you with your swing, your chip, or your putt, but they will add some fun to your game. Never hit the green? No problem!...
crew length, men's socks with a pattern of hearts with a sasquatch silhouette in each heart walking through pines with a sunset.
Seeking Sasquatch
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Seeking Sasquatch
$14.00
Have you ever seen Bigfoot? No? Well, now you can at least wear him! These Seeking Sasquatch crew socks feature a pattern of red, orange, and yellow hearts. Inside each heart is a silhouette of the elusive creature walking through pine trees with a sunset in the background. So next...
womens crew length green socks with dollar bill pattern and image of an accountant with money and text that says "you can count on me!"
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Accountant
$10.00
Accountants are the "money masters." They crunch numbers, balance books, and keep businesses afloat. These socks pay tribute to the accounting divas and data divas with a fun, green and white dollar bill pattern and the image of a fabulous accountant with lots of money. These socks will help you...
green crew socks with a brown bear wearing sunglasses and holding a sign that says 'that's shady'.
That's Shady
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
That's Shady
$14.00
We're talking about socks here. Not just any socks, mind you. These That's Shady socks are a shady-licious way to add some fun and flair to your feet. Picture this: a cool brown bear, shades on, chillin' in a forest with a setting sun. Shady, right? And the best part?...
womens crew socks feature christmas themed black and white cows wearing santa hats and scarves surrounded by red and yellow christmas lights.
Holy Cow, It's Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Holy Cow, It's Christmas
$10.00
Jingle all the way with these festive crew socks! Featuring adorable black and white cows wearing Santa hats and scarves, surrounded by twinkling red and yellow Christmas lights, they're the perfect way to show off your holiday spirit. Who says cows can't celebrate Christmas? Moo-ve over boring socks, it's time...
a green sock with a white glass of amber liquid on it. the sock is folded down.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
Whiskey aficionados know there's nothing quite like that first sip, warming you up from the inside out. Now, you can carry that cozy feeling with you everywhere, thanks to these cheeky green socks adorned with a classic white glass of amber liquid. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer things...
a green sock with an orange toe and heel. the upper part of the sock has a design of a woman riding a jackrabbit with a texas state outline and the word "texas" written on it. the sock is against a white background.
Texas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Texas
$10.00
Texas: where the jackrabbits are fast, the women are fierce, and the spirit is larger than life—just like these socks. Dive into the heart of the Lone Star State with this playful design that captures the essence of Texas in a fun and quirky way. Perfect for those who want...
front view of a pair of green socks with christmas lights and a skeleton getting electrocuted. the socks have red cuffs.
Eating Light This Holiday
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Eating Light This Holiday
$11.00
They say laughter is the best shock absorber, and these electrifying cat socks are here to prove just that. With a playful design featuring a skeleton and Christmas lights, these socks are the perfect blend of humor and holiday spirit. And rest assured, the cat involved is perfectly safe and...
side view of "touch grass" socks; green grass, flowers, and a butterfly design. the words "touch grass" are on the top in orange.
Touch Grass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Touch Grass
$10.00
In a world where scrolling is endless, these "Touch Grass" socks remind us to step away from the screen and embrace the great outdoors. With a delightful design of lush green grass, vibrant flowers, and a whimsical butterfly, they serve as a gentle nudge to reconnect with nature. Plus, the...
**alt text description:** green crew socks featuring sloths in red santa hats, hanging from branches, with 'super lazy' written beside them.
Super Lazy
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Super Lazy
$10.00
**Super Lazy Sloth Socks:** These crew socks are not just any socks, they're the ultimate in chill vibes! Picture this: a bunch of adorable sloths, hanging upside down from branches, rocking red Santa hats, and the words "Super Lazy" written beside them. Wear these fun socks and channel your inner...
green otters in santa hats swim through a sea of gifts on these festive women's crew socks.
Otterly Merry
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Otterly Merry
$10.00
It's the most otter-ly festive time of the year with these Otterly Merry socks! Picture this: jolly otters swimming in a sea of presents, their tiny red Santa hats bobbing along. Perfect for any otter lover, these socks will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside ”just like a cozy...
bah humpug christmas themed mens green novelty crew socks
Bah Humpug
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Bah Humpug
$14.00
Bah Humpug Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These christmas themed mens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5. Made of 62% Cotton 20% Nylon 16% Polyester 2% Spandex for comfort and durability. A pair...
bah humpug christmas themed womens green novelty crew socks
Bah Humpug
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Bah Humpug
$8.00
Bah Humpug Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These christmas themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit Women's Shoe Size 4-10.5. Made of 62% Cotton 20% Nylon 16% Polyester 2% Spandex for comfort and durability. A pair...
Dill With It
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
crew socks featuring playful pattern of potted plants and the words "plant mom". perfect for gardening enthusiasts.
Plant Mom
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Plant Mom
$10.00
Plant Mom socks - the perfect gift for the green-thumbed goddess in your life! Show off your love for all things flora with these fun, light-green socks featuring a vibrant pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Mom" splashed across the top cuff in bold purple letters. Whether you're...
let's snuggle dark green socks with blue and light green stripes. perfect for men and women.
Let's Snuggle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Let's Snuggle
$14.00
Cuddle up with Let's Snuggle socks! These socks are dark green with blue and light green stripes and "Let's Snuggle" in white. Sure to bring a smile to your face, these socks are a reminder of cozy times and furry friend hugs wherever the day takes you. Wear them while...
dark green socks with "horny for house plants" in bright pink. light pink toes, heels and stripes. crew length socks for men and women.
Horny For House Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For House Plants
$14.00
Unleash your inner plant parent and show off your green thumb with a pair of our "Horny for House Plants" socks! These dark green socks feature the cheeky slogan in bright pink, making them the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for any plant-obsessed friend or a fun treat for yourself. With light...
green knee-high socks with bears wearing sunglasses and holding signs that say 'that's shady' in front of a sunset and pine trees.
That's Shady
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
That's Shady
$15.00
That's Shady knee-high socks are the coolest shades in the forest. Forget those grizzly old bear puns, these shades sporting bears are the epitome of chill. Snuggle up with a good book and some cocoa or strut your stuff at the next camping trip. No matter how you wear them,...
dark teal socks with red and white mushroom pattern, light blue van with "take a trip" text, yellow stripe and bumper, black wheels with white centers. men's crew length. camping theme.
Take A Trip
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Take A Trip
$14.00
Get ready for an adventure with these funky camping socks! Featuring a dark teal background with red and white mushrooms, a light blue van with the words "Take A Trip," these men's crew socks are sure to tickle your fancy. Whether you're hitting the trails or just chilling at home,...
dark teal knee-high socks with flames, hearts, spatulas, and "drop it like it's hot" text for women.
Drop It Like It's Hot
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Drop It Like It's Hot
$15.00
Calling all kitchen queens and cooking fanatics! Say goodbye to boring socks and add some flavor to your feet with our "Drop It Like It's Hot" socks. Picture this: a dark teal canvas covered in a sizzling hot pattern of flames, hearts, spatulas, and the iconic phrase "Drop It Like...
mens ankle socks with cartoon faces, bushy black beards and black eyeglasses in blue and white.
Beards
Ankle SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Beards
$11.00
Has the thought of facial hair grown on you? Do you find the hairy look attractive and full of strength? Show off your love for the manliest of beards with these quirky ankle socks. Each cool pair comes in neon pink and green with several small bearded male faces in...
front view of a pair of men's socks. the socks are green with a brown goat on them and the words "the g.o.a.t" on one sock. the socks are on a white background.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
The G.O.A.T.
$14.00
Some say the goat is the G.O.A.T., and who are we to argue? These playful green socks feature a charming brown goat, proudly declaring "the G.O.A.T." Whether you're gifting them to a legend in your life or treating yourself to a little self-assured swagger, these socks are sure to bring...
socks that are plant killer themed. they are green with a black toe and heel. the grim reaper is pictured on the socks with a plant in a pot. the grim reaper is wearing a black robe and a hood. the socks say 'plant killer' and 'sorry' in white text.
Plant Killer
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Plant Killer
$10.00
Is your green thumb more like a thumb of doom? Fear not! Our 'Plant Killer' socks add a playful spin to your horticultural mishaps. Featuring a cheeky grim reaper clutching a doomed potted plant, these vibrant green socks with striking black accents are perfect for garden parties or just lounging...