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A pair of crew socks showcasing Bigfoot trekking through a forest landscape with a mountain in the background. The socks are predominantly blue, green, and brown, with a fern pattern at the bottom.
Welcome To My Hood
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Welcome To My Hood
$16.00
Lace up your kicks and make a beeline for adventure with the Welcome To My Hood socks. Inspired by the elusive Bigfoot, these brown and blue socks boast a green strip adorned with a fern motif. As you strut your stuff, Bigfoot will accompany you on your forest explorations, roaming...
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Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
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Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Feature various potted plants and the phrase 'F*ck people, I prefer plants'.
I Prefer Plants
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Prefer Plants
$10.00
Get ready to add a touch of green to your everyday wardrobe with our "I Prefer Plants" socks! Picture this: white socks with a vibrant green cuff and a cheerful pattern of potted plants adorned all over. As if that wasn't enough, these socks make a bold statement with the...
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Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$15.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
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Gray crew socks with a green T-Rex graphic, small birds, and the text 'Not today, I'm short-handed!' Green accents at the top and bottom.
T-Rex
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
T-Rex
$11.00
These aren't just socks, they're a prehistoric party for your feet! Picture this: a ferocious T-Rex, armed with the slogan "Not today, I'm short-handed!" These gray kicks, with their green toes, heels, and cuffs, are a hilarious reminder that even dinosaurs had to deal with a shortage of hands. Step...
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A pair of crew socks with a black background, lime green cuffs, and repeating atom designs in blue, red, and yellow.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Lemme Atom
$12.00
Who needs a nuclear reactor when you can rock these atomic socks? These stylish socks feature a repeating pattern of atoms with yellow nuclei and red electrons. The green toe and heel add a pop of color to these fun and educational socks. Perfect for the science enthusiast in your...
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Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Being Weird
$15.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
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Pair of women's crew socks in green and purple; whimsical design of frogs wearing wizard hats and holding wands, accented with yellow stars.
Freaky Frogs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Freaky Frogs
$10.00
Calling all whimsical adventurers! Experience the ultimate in fun and enchantment as you slip into our spellbinding Freaky Frog crew socks. These charming socks showcase a vibrant array of cartoonish frogs in wizard's hats and magic wands, surrounded by a cosmic dance of yellow stars and crescent moons. Prepare to...
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Pair of grey crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of Bigfoot riding a teal T-Rex and holding a mug.
Cup of Ambition
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Cup of Ambition
$16.00
Unleash your inner Bigfoot with these captivating Cup of Ambition socks! Witness the prehistoric union of Bigfoot and dinosaurs in an enchanting spectacle of black, brown, and teal. Representing the resilience and power of Bigfoot, these socks are as robust as the mythical creature they depict. Perfect for those who...
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Pair of light blue knee-high socks with a honey badger giving the middle finger, bees, and honeycomb design.
Honey Badger
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Honey Badger
$14.00
Raise your middle leg and your style, not just a fist, to the online and real life hatas with these Knee High mid calf length light blue Honey badger novelty fun animal themed pair of casual womens' novelty wild Honey badger novelty fun animal themed wild animal themed wild cartoon...
Pair of crew socks; green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats; red and black accents; 'Baaaa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
Pair of crew socks in grey and black, featuring a fun print of various cryptids including Bigfoot, Nessie, and aliens.
Cryptids
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cryptids
$12.00
Unleash your inner believer in the unexplained with our Cryptids socks! These gray crew socks feature a mythical menagerie of Bigfoot, Nessie, UFOs, Jersey Devil, Mothman, and Chupacabra. They're a fun and unique way to add some mystery to your everyday wardrobe. Who knows, maybe they'll even help you uncover...
Pink crew socks with black cuffs. The socks have a fun design with various small icons, stars, and the words 'Chaos Coordinator' in a speech bubble.
Chaos Coordinator
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator: Take control of your chaotic life with these vibrant pink socks that'll put a spring in your step! With black toes and heels, they're the perfect blend of fun and fabulous. Join the ranks of the organized, one sock at a time.
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and 'Let It Snow' design in blue, white, and gold text.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Let It Snow
$11.00
Escape those frosty tootsies with a pair of Let It Snow ¦Somewhere Else novelty socks. These blue crew socks have a pattern of snowflakes and the words "Let it Snow" in gold and green, with the cheeky addition underneath of "somewhere else" in parentheses. A perfect gift for anyone who...
Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs. The socks are adorned with science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the phrase 'Believe in Science'.
Believe In Science
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Believe In Science
$11.00
Blast off into the stratosphere of style with these 'Believe In Science' socks that scream smart casual from your toes up! These crew socks for men are adorned with an array of scientific symbols, equations, and the bold statement "Believe in Science" on top, making a cosmic fashion statement. Put...
Black crew socks with a retro alien abduction scene in orange, green, and red. The text 'They're Here!' is featured.
They're Here
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
They're Here
$16.00
If socks could beam you up to another galaxy, they'd be these. These They're Here! socks come with an out-of-this-world bright and colorful UFO scene. Perfect for sci-fi enthusiasts with feet!
Crew socks in blue with a playful design of red cartoon dentures and googly eyes. A lime green cuff adds a pop of color.
Chatty Teeth
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chatty Teeth
$10.00
Give your feet a reason to smile with our Chatty Teeth socks! These crew-length wonders are decked out in wind-up teeth, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Put them on, and you'll be walking on sunshine and chuckles. Life's too short for dull socks – let these chatterbox companions spark...
Pair of crew socks; light blue with chocolate chip cookies and grumpy cookie faces; black heel and toe.
Tough Cookie
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Tough Cookie
$14.00
Life can be tough, but so can you! Our Tough Cookie socks are here to remind you of your resilience every time you put them on. With a fun pattern of chocolate chip cookies and the words "Tough Cookie" displayed in a speech bubble, these socks are a playful and...
Cream crew socks with brown heel and toe. Features chocolate bar graphics and the text 'Chocolate is cheaper than therapy' and 'Chocolate fixes everything!'
Chocolate
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chocolate
$10.00
Calling all chocoholics! Treat your feet to a sweet adventure with our Chocolate Crew Socks! Adorned with white socks, brown polka dots, and the uplifting messages of 'Chocolate is cheaper than therapy' and 'Chocolate fixes everything!', these socks will satisfy your cravings for fashion and fun.
Pair of black crew socks with a pattern of multi-skin tone middle fingers. A subtle 'K.BELL' logo is on the bottom.
Middle Finger Update
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Middle Finger Update
$14.00
Get Flippin' with our Middle Finger Update Socks! Featuring an array of colorful middle fingers in various shades of brown, these crew-length socks are like a rebellious work of art for your feet. Perfect for those who like to show their sassy side in style!
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
Pair of teal knee-high socks with a fun sushi print. The socks feature various types of sushi, including maki and nigiri, with orange accents.
Silly Sushi
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Silly Sushi
$14.00
With Silly Sushi socks, knee high, you can finally walk around with sushi on your feet and never finish it! Raw fish, rice, and seaweed never looked so good. And with these socks, made for women, you won't have to share your bites with your friends. Because, let's face it,...
Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, binoculars, and feathers. Text reads 'Bird Nerd'.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bird Nerd
$10.00
These Bird Nerd socks are perfect for any bird enthusiast. Featuring a white base with a green cuff and heel, these socks have a vibrant pattern of blue and green feathers and binoculars, along with the words "Bird Nerd" written on the front. Whether you're a casual birdwatcher or an...
Crew socks in dark gray with maroon accents. Design includes a wine bottle, corkscrew, corks, and the text 'Relax, even wine has to breathe'.
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Relax Even Wine Has To Breathe
$10.00
Relax and pour yourself a glass of your favorite red. Put your feet up and slip into these comfy crew socks with red accents and a pattern of corkscrews and corks on a field of black. Show em' off the next time you uncork a bottle and let that wine...
Crew socks in light blue with a smiling poop emoji and 'Poop Happens!' text. Brown heel and toe with small fly accents.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Poop Happens
$10.00
Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
Pair of crew socks in blue featuring dancing mushroom illustrations and rain drop details. Made from bamboo.
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks: Treat your feet to a fun-guy fashion adventure with our Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks! Designed with a whimsical pattern of vibrant mushrooms in a captivating array of red, yellow, and brown, these socks are a true work of art. Slip into a pair and...
Pair of crew socks in green, orange, and purple. Features a retro-style stripe pattern and the text 'Home Is Where The Weed Is'.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$15.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design. Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
Pair of teal crew socks with illustrated sushi pieces, including maki and nigiri, and cute cartoon faces. Orange accents on the cuffs.
Silly Sushi
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Silly Sushi
$10.00
Craving some sushi, but not the calories? Try these Silly Sushi socks instead! They're the perfect combination of food and fashion, with a vibrant green background, orange toe, heel, and cuff, and a pattern of nigiri, maki, and sashimi with smiling faces. When life gives you lemons, eat sushi -...
Pair of black crew socks with an orange and white basketball hoop graphic and the text 'HOOP THERE IT IS'.
Hoop There It Is
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hoop There It Is
$14.00
They say ball is life, but did you know there's an entire world of baller sock swag just waiting to up your game? Picture this: a pair of black crew socks with "HOOP THERE IT IS" emblazoned in orange and white across the toes, complete with an arrow pointing right...
A pair of teal crew socks with a brown bear drinking coffee and the words 'Bearly Awake'. Red accents and small red polka dots decorate the socks.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Bearly Awake
$13.00
Meet 'Bearly Awake' crew socks: the perfect pick-me-up for any coffee lover. Featuring a sleepy bear holding a coffee cup and the punny phrase "Bearly Awake," these socks will bring a smile to your face and a boost to your step. And who knows, they might even make your morning...
Pair of red crew socks with navy blue cuffs. White text on socks reads 'LIKE A BOSS'.
Like A Boss
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Like A Boss
$14.00
Put that slick suit on while you rock those stunner shades. Let the world know that no matter what you are doing, you handle your business like a boss! This cool pair of red and black crew socks features the phrase "Like a boss" above the ankle. Make that money...
Pair of black crew socks with brown cuffs. The socks feature a 'Call of Doody' graphic and a small image of underwear.
Call of Doody
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Call of Doody
$14.00
The Call of Doody socks are a must-have for parents who have a sense of humor about the realities of parenting. These eye-catching black socks with brown trim feature a hilarious graphic of a pair of white underpants with a brown skid mark and the text "Call of Doody." Whether...
Pair of crew socks; teal background with a red octopus wearing glasses and reading a book; playful design.
The Octive Reader
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
The Octive Reader
$14.00
Octi-what?! These snazzy crew socks in turquoise feature an allover pattern of red octopuses wearing horn-rimmed glasses and reading a book. Perfect for the bookworm with tentacles, or anyone who appreciates a good pun. Bonus: octopuses have three hearts. How cool is that?
Crew socks in purple and orange featuring pumpkin snowmen wearing witch hats, ravens, and autumn leaves.
Pumpkinman
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Pumpkinman
$10.00
Calling all Halloween enthusiasts and sock aficionados! These Pumpkinman socks are the perfect accessory for any fall wardrobe. Picture this: a sea of orange and yellow fall leaves swirling across a backdrop of bright blue. And perched atop each sock, a jolly pumpkin sporting a pointy witch hat, its friendly...
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Pair of crew socks, green and white, featuring a repeating pattern of a Black Santa Claus wearing a red hat.
Styling Santa
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Styling Santa
$12.00
Meet Styling Santa, the jolly crew socks that'll sleigh your feet in merriment! Picture this: a vibrant dark green backdrop showcasing a parade of cartoon Santas, rocking their signature crimson hats and beaming with Christmas cheer. If those darn reindeer ever decide to go on strike, these socks will have...
Pair of crew socks with a black background. The design features repeating images of happy pizza slices and beer mugs.
Drinking Buddies
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Drinking Buddies
$12.00
Pizza and beer, best friends forever! These Drinking Buddies socks will make you want to grab a slice and a frothy pint! In glorious shades of black, navy blue, and sunny yellow, these foodie socks feature cartoon pizza slices and beer mugs with smiley faces. Perfect for the beer lover...
Crew socks in black featuring a brown bear hugging a California-shaped orange outline, accented by orange California poppies.
California Bear Hug
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
California Bear Hug
$13.00
California Bear Hug: Crew socks for men with a pattern of brown bears hugging California, topped with orange accents like California poppies! Whether you're a native, a transplant, or just a fan of the Golden State, these socks will surely give you a warm, fuzzy feeling ”for your feet at...
A pair of gray crew socks with blue cuffs. The socks are decorated with colorful illustrations of crafting tools and the text 'Craftiness is Happiness' and 'Crafters Gonna Craft'.
Crafts
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Crafts
$10.00
Who says craftiness can't be cozy? Put on a pair of these "Crafts" crew socks and let your feet enjoy the softest yarns and coolest patterns. With their gray base, blue toes, heels, and cuffs, these socks are like a blank canvas just waiting for your next project. And with...
Brown crew socks with colorful donuts and sprinkles. Text reads, "Donut Judge Me!"
Donut Judge Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Donut Judge Me
$10.00
Who doesn't love donuts, right? Donut Judge Me socks are the sweetest way to tell the world to lay off. A pair of soft, cozy crew socks for women in a light brown color features a funfetti donut pattern. The socks are topped off with a fun, bright pink and...
Pair of women's crew socks in sage green. Features a retro illustration of a woman looking in a mirror and the text 'It's so hard being me!'
Hard Being Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hard Being Me
$10.00
Anyone who's ever found themselves mirroring a melodramatic sigh can now wear their heart on their sleeve or rather, their sass on their feet. These vibrant green "Hard Being Me" crew socks sport a charming illustration of a woman eye-rolling at her reflection. Adorned with the words "It's So Hard...
Pair of black and white crew socks with 'I'D FUCK ME' vertically printed. Features black and white stripes.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'd Fuck Me
$15.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
Pair of grey crew socks featuring a whimsical pasta pattern and the text 'Penne For your thoughts' in light blue.
Penne
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Penne
$14.00
Pasta al dente! Strut your love for pasta and puns in these inspired gray Penne socks! Adorned with a pattern of delectable penne and the phrase "Penne For Your Thoughts," they're sure to inspire compliments and maybe even cravings from fellow Carb-oholics. Don't be surprised if someone asks if they...
Pair of navy crew socks with light purple cuffs, featuring gray sharks and the text 'You're Great' in pink.
You're Great
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
You're Great
$9.00
Unleash your inner ocean queen with our 'You're Great' women's crew socks! These socks are like a party under the sea, featuring a vibrant pattern of sharks and bold text 'You're Great' on the leg. With purple toes and heels, these socks are sure to make a splash wherever you...
A pair of cream and mustard yellow crew socks with a fun illustration of succulents, cacti, and the phrases 'Life Succs' and 'Things Succ'.
Succulents
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Succulents
$10.00
Life SUCCS! Things SUCC!... But these socks are still worth every PRICK! A fun, funky pair of crew socks that shout out your love for those tough little plants that brighten up your life. Great for anyone who loves succulent plants, puns, and trendy fashion. Also a great conversation starter!
Pair of red crew socks with a cartoon Bigfoot carrying a boombox. Musical notes and teal cuffs add to the fun, 80s-inspired design.
Bigfoot Boombox
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Bigfoot Boombox
$14.00
Rock out with your fur out! These stylish yet silly socks are perfect for hitting the streets on a hot summer day. Each pair of red and blue crew socks features a floating musical note print with Bigfoot jamming out to his favorite beat wearing a slick pair of kicks.