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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Loaf
$10.00
Loafing through life? Cat napping the day away? Then these Cat Loaf crew socks are perfect for you. Snooze the day away in these cozy, light blue socks with a pattern of sleeping cartoon cats nestled on slices of bread. Whether you're up early catching worms or curled up on...
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Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
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Crew sock with a pattern of green burning dumpsters on a light grey background, featuring a bright green cuff, heel, and toe.
Dumpster Fire XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire XL
$14.00
Sometimes, life feels like a dumpster fire, and these socks just get it. They feature a repeat pattern of bright green dumpsters, each one shown with a fiery blaze of orange, red, and yellow flames erupting from its top. The whole design has a cool, slightly pixelated look, like something...
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Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
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One purple crew sock with repeating middle finger gestures in multiple skin tones, pink hearts, and flowers. Bright pink heel and toe.
Eff Off
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Eff Off
$10.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These socks get the message across loud and clear, all while keeping things surprisingly cute. The main background is a soft lilac, covered in a playful scattering of pink hearts and flower shapes. What really stands out are the...
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Black crew sock with bright green margarita glasses, white salt rims, lime wedges, and scattered dark green lime slices. Green heel and toe.
Margarita and Lime
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Margarita and Lime
$10.00
Good times are on the menu with these socks. They feature a fun, repeating pattern of bright green margarita glasses, each complete with a white, salty-looking rim and a fresh lime wedge on the side. Scattered among the drinks are smaller, dark green lime slices. All these vibrant details stand...
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Red crew socks with black cuffs, heel, and toe. Pattern of diverse skin-tone hands making a middle finger gesture.
Talk To The Hand
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Talk To The Hand
$12.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These crew socks let your feet do the talking, featuring a bold pattern of hands flipping the bird in various skin tones across a deep red background. It's a clear message, without you having to utter a single word....
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Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
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Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Black crew sock with orange cuff, heel, and toe. Features pixelated blonde-haired figures on toilets with 'rock on' gestures and white toilet paper.
Potty Like A Rock Star
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Like A Rock Star
$12.00
Who knew toilet time could be this epic? These black socks let you channel your inner rock star, even when you're just, you know, doing your business. The pixelated design features figures with wild blonde hair and red pants, sitting on white toilets, flashing a classic 'rock on' hand gesture...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
Crew sock with black background, orange cuff, heel, and toe, patterned with yellow jack-o'-lanterns and white spooky faces.
Spooky Pumpkins
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Spooky Pumpkins
$12.00
Time to get your Halloween spirit on with these socks. They feature a deep black background, reminiscent of a crisp autumn night. Bright orange ribbed cuffs, heels, and toes pop against the dark, giving that classic festive feel. Scattered across the sock are vibrant yellow jack-o'-lanterns, each with a carved...
Crew socks in bright blue with a whimsical design of black and white cows and gray manatees swimming amongst orange fish.
Sea Cows
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Sea Cows
$10.00
Meet the Sea Cows socks, a whimsical underwater adventure wrapped around your feet. These socks offer a delightful blend of tranquility and humor, perfect for those who appreciate the gentle giants of the sea without the bite of a land shark. Feel snug and secure knowing these charming companions are...
Crew socks in green and light blue, depicting a field of grass, flowers, and a butterfly with the phrase 'Touch Grass'.
Touch Grass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Touch Grass
$10.00
In a world where scrolling is endless, these "Touch Grass" socks remind us to step away from the screen and embrace the great outdoors. With a delightful design of lush green grass, vibrant flowers, and a whimsical butterfly, they serve as a gentle nudge to reconnect with nature. Plus, the...
A brown crew sock with a pattern of colorful cats' backsides. The cats are orange, black, and white.
Cat Butts
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Butts
$10.00
When a cat rubs its butt on your leg, it’s not just a quirky hello—consider it a badge of honor in the secret society of cat servants. These brown socks featuring black, white, orange, and white cats facing away from the viewer capture that hilarious yet heartwarming feline gesture. Perfect...
A single pink crew sock standing upright, featuring a pattern of grey and white cats wearing red crab and green frog hats.
Cat Hats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Hats
$10.00
If you're into cute and a little bit goofy, these socks are definitely for you. They're covered in a repeating pattern of sweet cat faces, each one rocking a different kind of fun hat. Against a soft pink background, you'll spot grey and white cats wearing bright red crab hats...
Black crew socks with a teal matchbox and burnt match design. The words 'Burned Out' are on the matchbox.
I'm Burned Out Yo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Burned Out Yo
$12.00
Feeling a little fried lately? These socks totally get it. They're covered in scattered, lit matchsticks that flicker on a black background. A bright teal matchbook is also visible, with the words 'Burned Out' boldly printed on its cover. Look closely, and you'll see visible bands of brown and teal...
Side view of a green crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of brown deer. Light green cuff.
Fawning Over You
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Fawning Over You
$10.00
Walk through the forest feeling extra cozy with these green socks. They're covered in little brown fawns, each with those sweet white spots. The main part of the sock is a deeper, earthy green, while the cuffs, heels, and toes are a lighter, fresh minty green. The fawns are shown...
A pair of crew socks with a grey background and repeating pattern of pixelated green dumpsters engulfed in flames. The socks have a green cuff.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
Pair of crew socks; blue background, donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps, red bow ties.
Smart Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Smart Ass
$12.00
If you're a proud smartass with a love for all things cheeky and playful, then these novelty socks are the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Featuring a pattern of donkeys looking downright intellectual in reading glasses, a red bow tie, and a graduation cap, these socks are a tongue-in-cheek way...
Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Smart Ass XL
$14.00
Heads up! Say hello to our Smart Ass XL crew socks. Picture this: a parade of cartoon donkeys prancing across your feet, each one sporting a dapper red bow tie and stylish black eyeglasses. No more boring, plain socks for you. These light tan beauties will make you the center...
A pair of cream crew socks with brown bean characters wearing sunglasses. The socks have a 'Cool Beans' text and brown cuffs.
Cool Beans
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cool Beans
$12.00
Kick back and relax with these Cool Beans socks, they are sure to put a smile on your face and those around you. Grab your shades and strut your stuff showing off these white socks with brown tops featuring a pattern of cartoon beans chilling out. If you're looking for...
Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing a doctor's coat, pills and text.
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
The Dogtor Is In
$12.00
Show off your love for man's best friend with these paw-some Golden Retriever crew socks. Featuring a pattern of a Golden Retriever wearing a stethoscope and a white coat, these socks have the text "The Dogtor Will See You Now". Perfect for any dog lover, these socks will make you...
Pair of women's crew socks, light green with teal dinosaurs hugging, and pink hearts. Text says 'HUG!'
Hugs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hugs
$10.00
Dinosaur Hugs Socks: Crew socks for ladies with a happy crew of cartoon dinosaurs hugging each other. Aww-inspiring, huggable, and fashionable. Ideal for dino-loving ladies and anyone who needs a splash of cute colors and positivity. These socks will surely make you smile and bring out the inner child in...
A pair of crew socks with a black background, lime green cuffs, and repeating atom designs in blue, red, and yellow.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Lemme Atom
$12.00
Who needs a nuclear reactor when you can rock these atomic socks? These stylish socks feature a repeating pattern of atoms with yellow nuclei and red electrons. The green toe and heel add a pop of color to these fun and educational socks. Perfect for the science enthusiast in your...
Pair of women's crew socks in green and purple; whimsical design of frogs wearing wizard hats and holding wands, accented with yellow stars.
Freaky Frogs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Freaky Frogs
$10.00
Calling all whimsical adventurers! Experience the ultimate in fun and enchantment as you slip into our spellbinding Freaky Frog crew socks. These charming socks showcase a vibrant array of cartoonish frogs in wizard's hats and magic wands, surrounded by a cosmic dance of yellow stars and crescent moons. Prepare to...
Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing doctor's coat, pills, and text 'The Dogtor Is In' and 'Will see you now.'
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
The Dogtor Is In
$10.00
Woof! Calling all dog lovers! Put your paws in a pair of our Doc Socks and let the fun begin! These playful socks feature a crew of cartoon dogs decked out in white lab coats and stethoscopes, ready to give you a thorough checkup. With a sprinkle of red and...
A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
Pair of cream crew socks with a repeating pattern of brown beans wearing sunglasses. Text 'Cool Beans' is featured on the socks.
Cool Beans
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cool Beans
$10.00
Be the coolest bean in town with these Cool Beans novelty socks! They may be white and brown, but they're guaranteed to add a pop of color and personality to your step. The cartoon beans can handle anything with their shades on and the words "cool beans" cheerfully written on...
Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
Pair of crew socks in grey and black, featuring a fun print of various cryptids including Bigfoot, Nessie, and aliens.
Cryptids
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cryptids
$12.00
Unleash your inner believer in the unexplained with our Cryptids socks! These gray crew socks feature a mythical menagerie of Bigfoot, Nessie, UFOs, Jersey Devil, Mothman, and Chupacabra. They're a fun and unique way to add some mystery to your everyday wardrobe. Who knows, maybe they'll even help you uncover...
Pair of black crew socks with repeating alien face pattern in green. Fun, quirky design for men and women.
Area 51 Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Area 51 Bamboo
$14.00
Your feet will be buzzing about these alien socks. They're out of this world with their green alien faces on a black background. If you're looking to make contact without leaving Earth, pull on a pair of these wild wonders. Crafted from one of nature's most resourceful plants, these socks...
Pair of women's crew socks in teal, featuring a pattern of grey cats in bright pink and neon yellow Jazzercise outfits. Musical notes are scattered throughout.
Jazzercise Cats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Jazzercise Cats
$10.00
Unleash your inner feline aerobics queen with these Jazzercise Cats socks! Picture this: a crew of cartoon cats rocking leg warmers and busting a groove amidst musical notes. The bright yellow toe and heel, paired with the vibrant blue cuff and cuff, will make your feet the center of attention....
Pair of crew socks; light blue with chocolate chip cookies and grumpy cookie faces; black heel and toe.
Tough Cookie
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Tough Cookie
$14.00
Life can be tough, but so can you! Our Tough Cookie socks are here to remind you of your resilience every time you put them on. With a fun pattern of chocolate chip cookies and the words "Tough Cookie" displayed in a speech bubble, these socks are a playful and...
Pair of crew socks, black with repeating pattern of orange cat-shaped tacos. Green cuffs.
Cat Taco
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Taco
$10.00
Who says socks can't be the cat's meow? Strut your stuff in these purr-fectly delicious Cat Taco socks. Featuring an allover print of cartoon kitties with taco bodies, these crew socks for women will have you feline fierce and craving some tacos. With their vibrant colors and playful design, these...
Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
Pair of crew socks in blue featuring dancing mushroom illustrations and rain drop details. Made from bamboo.
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks: Treat your feet to a fun-guy fashion adventure with our Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks! Designed with a whimsical pattern of vibrant mushrooms in a captivating array of red, yellow, and brown, these socks are a true work of art. Slip into a pair and...
Crew socks in light blue with a repeating flower pattern. Feature a cowboy cat graphic with the text 'MEOWDY PURRRRTNER'. Red accents on cuff and heel.
Meowdy Purrtner
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner! These gray socks, with a vibrant red cuff and heel and toe, feature a charming white cat sporting a brown cowboy hat and a fiery red bandana. The words 'Meowdy' and 'Purrtner' accompany this rootin' tootin' kitty in bold brown letters. Slip into these crew-length socks and let...
Crew socks in beige, pink & teal featuring black & brown kittens inside polka-dotted teacups.
Cat-Feinated
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat-Feinated
$10.00
These meow-velous Cat-Feinated socks will fur-ociously brighten your day! These light brown crew socks feature a pattern of pink polka dot tea cups with cats tucked cozily inside. You'll be feline fine and looking extra dapper once you slip these adorable cat-titude socks on your feet.
Pair of women's crew socks. Lavender background with repeating pattern of brown, beige and grey hamsters holding sunflower seeds. Purple cuffs.
Going Ham
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Going Ham
$10.00
These Going Ham socks are as stuffed with fun as these purple cartoon hamsters are with sunflower seeds. They're a perfect present for any hamster or pun lover in your life. Next time you're feeling down, go ham-ster and put a pair of these crew socks on!
A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties. Small red lips are also part of the design.
Monkey Biz
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Monkey Biz
$12.00
Monkey Biz Socks: Monkeying Around in Style! Step into Monkey Biz socks and let the good times roll! These black crew socks for men feature an irresistible pattern of serious monkeys dressed in suits and ties, carrying briefcases. Picture this: monkeys in the boardroom, taking care of monkey business! The...
Crew socks in purple and orange featuring pumpkin snowmen wearing witch hats, ravens, and autumn leaves.
Pumpkinman
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Pumpkinman
$10.00
Calling all Halloween enthusiasts and sock aficionados! These Pumpkinman socks are the perfect accessory for any fall wardrobe. Picture this: a sea of orange and yellow fall leaves swirling across a backdrop of bright blue. And perched atop each sock, a jolly pumpkin sporting a pointy witch hat, its friendly...
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Pair of crew socks, green and white, featuring a repeating pattern of a Black Santa Claus wearing a red hat.
Styling Santa
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Styling Santa
$12.00
Meet Styling Santa, the jolly crew socks that'll sleigh your feet in merriment! Picture this: a vibrant dark green backdrop showcasing a parade of cartoon Santas, rocking their signature crimson hats and beaming with Christmas cheer. If those darn reindeer ever decide to go on strike, these socks will have...