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beige crew socks with brown acorn pattern and cartoon squirrel. for men and women.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
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mens gray crew socks with pixelated dumpster fire pattern. orange flames, black smoke. green toes, heels, and cuffs. funny.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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gray socks with green toes, heels, and cuffs featuring a t-rex dinosaur standing on its hind legs with its arms raised, surrounded by the words "not today, i'm short-handed!"
T-Rex
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
T-Rex
$11.00
These aren't just socks, they're a prehistoric party for your feet! Picture this: a ferocious T-Rex, armed with the slogan "Not today, I'm short-handed!" These gray kicks, with their green toes, heels, and cuffs, are a hilarious reminder that even dinosaurs had to deal with a shortage of hands. Step...
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men's gray crew socks featuring bigfoot riding dinosaurs in black, brown, and teal.
Cup of Ambition
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Cup of Ambition
$14.00
Unleash your inner Bigfoot with these captivating Cup of Ambition socks! Witness the prehistoric union of Bigfoot and dinosaurs in an enchanting spectacle of black, brown, and teal. Representing the resilience and power of Bigfoot, these socks are as robust as the mythical creature they depict. Perfect for those who...
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gray women's crew socks with cats, yarn balls, and "knit happens" in pink text.
Knit Happens
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Knit Happens
$8.00
These gray socks with a vibrant pattern of multicolored yarn balls and cats prove that knit happens! The pink text on the socks reads "Knit Happens" which is sure to grab attention and a few chuckles. Bonus: These crew socks for women are as resilient as the cats on them!...
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mens gray crew cryptids socks depicting bigfoot, loch ness monster, ufo, jersey devil, mothman, chupacabra.
Cryptids
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cryptids
$12.00
Unleash your inner believer in the unexplained with our Cryptids socks! These gray crew socks feature a mythical menagerie of Bigfoot, Nessie, UFOs, Jersey Devil, Mothman, and Chupacabra. They're a fun and unique way to add some mystery to your everyday wardrobe. Who knows, maybe they'll even help you uncover...
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humorous unisex crew-xl socks with black text that reads "dirty words" on a white background.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
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mens crew socks in mint green, gray, with green stripes. 'in dog beers i've had 1' text and cartoon sunglasses-wearing dog holding beer mug.
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
$14.00
Everyone always confuses dog years with human years. All we know is that less means more when it comes to a man's best friend! These funny socks feature a graphic dog enjoying a nice cold brew. Above him reads "In dog beers I've had 1". These cool socks make a...
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gray crew socks with a pattern of black ninjas in various poses, throwing stars, swinging swords, and jumping.
Ninjas
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Ninjas
$14.00
Master your skills and become a true man of the shadows! This pair of gray and black men's crew socks will have you moving in full on stealth mode. Each pair features and all over print of ninjas fighting with different weapons. They won't see you coming!
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gray socks with stars, unicorn riding a pink unicycle, black tires
Unicycling Unicorn
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Unicycling Unicorn
$13.00
Ride like the wind with your Unicycling Unicorn socks! Our crew-length socks feature a magical pattern of a unicorn riding a unicycle under a star-studded sky. Guaranteed to add a whimsical touch to any outfit, these gray, black and white socks with their pink highlights will brighten up your day....
gray crew socks with blue toes, heels, and cuffs. pattern of multicolored crafting supplies, including scissors, tape measures, yarn, and buttons. text "crafiness is happiness" and "crafters gonna craft" knit into socks. womens.
Crafts
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Crafts
$10.00
Who says craftiness can't be cozy? Put on a pair of these "Crafts" crew socks and let your feet enjoy the softest yarns and coolest patterns. With their gray base, blue toes, heels, and cuffs, these socks are like a blank canvas just waiting for your next project. And with...
gray crew socks with pink teacups and "calm the hell down" text. perfect for sassy women who love tea.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
mens gray crew socks with penne pasta pattern and "penne for your thoughts" text.
Penne
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Penne
$14.00
Pasta al dente! Strut your love for pasta and puns in these inspired gray Penne socks! Adorned with a pattern of delectable penne and the phrase "Penne For Your Thoughts," they're sure to inspire compliments and maybe even cravings from fellow Carb-oholics. Don't be surprised if someone asks if they...
mens crew sock with blue fish icon and 'my mom thinks i'm a catch' text
I'm a Catch
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I'm a Catch
$14.00
They always say there are plenty of fish in the sea but they never say how hard it is to be one of those fish. This funny pair of gray and blue crew socks features a fish logo with the phrase "My mom thinks I'm a catch" above the ankle....
gray crew socks with orange toes and heels. they feature the words "i'm a hopeless hoptimist" and a smiling cartoon beer mug.
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
$14.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "Hop in these socks! They're the perfect blend of humor and comfort. With a toasty-warm orange toe and heel, these gray socks feature the words, "I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist," along with an adorable grinning cartoon beer mug. Wear them the next time you're...
gray and brown christmas crew socks with nutcracker soldier pattern and the words "what's crackin?".
Nutcracker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Nutcracker
$14.00
Stand at attention for these patriotic nutcrackers, who are ready to defend your feet with their festive uniforms and toy swords. This pair of gray and brown crew socks features a pattern of red, white, and blue nutcracker soldiers. Who says Christmas socks have to be boring? Sure, you may...
It's Leg Day
It's Leg Day
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
It's Leg Day
$13.00
Attention, sock enthusiasts and pun aficionados! Introducing the It's Leg Day socks, where humor meets athleisure. Gray with a black toe and heel, these socks scream "drumstick workout!" The words "It's Leg Day" dance across them in orange and white, leaving no doubt about your fitness intentions. Get ready to...
gray crew socks with "getting loaded..." and a red loading bar (75% complete)
Getting Loaded
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Getting Loaded
$14.00
Ready for a refill? Slide into these "Getting Loaded" socks and let everyone know your beer game is strong, and your style? Even stronger. Picture this: a cheeky loading bar creeping up to 75%, signaling you're almost at full fun capacity. Not just for the craft beer aficionados but for...
gray crew socks with a pattern of pink flamingos wearing sunglasses and "don't flock with me today" text bubble.
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
cartoon beavers camp on gray men's crew socks in plaid.
What Wood You Say?
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
What Wood You Say?
$14.00
These camping socks are gray with an all-over pattern of cartoon beavers wearing plaid shirts, roasting marshmallows around a campfire, along with tents and pine trees. Put on these beaver socks that ask "What Wood You Say?" and go explore the great outdoors in style.
mens funny crew socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Poop Happens
$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
crew length gray socks with bright pink toes and heels. feature the words "my wife says i don't listen...i think" in pink and black.
My Wife Says I Don't Listen
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
My Wife Says I Don't Listen
$14.00
If you are not one to always pay attention to your wife, we know you likely spend a lot of time on the sofa! These funny socks are perfect for any man who's got cobwebs in their ears. Each silly pair of gray and pink crew socks features a cool...
gray crew socks feature pink toes, heels, and top trim with a french bulldog illustration and text 'pardon my french' in black script.
Pardon My French
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pardon My French
$8.00
Pardon My French Crew Socks: Womens Crew Socks got a basic makeover! All the joy of owning a French Bulldog without the mess or veterinary bills.Pardon My French socks are adorned with a cute little French Bulldog who clearly has just told a racy joke. Perfect for fans of dogs...
light blue and grey no show socks with cartoon orange lifting weights.
Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack
$8.00
The Weight Lifting Orange 2 Pack socks are a bundle of fun and energy. One sock is light blue with dark blue and orange stripes, the other is gray with a cartoon orange crushing it at the gym. Just like Larry Wheels, these socks are made to withstand the toughest...
dark blue crew socks with cartoonish light blue screws and "screwed up" text. keywords: novelty, funny, cartoon, crew, mens.
Screwed Up
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Screwed Up
$14.00
Unleash your inner screwball with our Screwed Up socks! These dark blue gems boast a playful pattern of light blue cartoon screws and the phrase "Screwed Up" running vertically in white on each sock. Perfect for the quirky and mischievous, these socks are a lighthearted reminder that even when life...
gray crew socks with a pattern of black ninjas wearing red headbands and carrying swords. red toes and heels.
Ninja
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Ninja
$11.00
Ninja socks: Sneak attack your feet with these gray crew socks featuring a pattern of black ninjas wearing red headbands and carrying swords. The red toes and heels add a pop of color to these stealthy socks. Perfect for the ninja in training or anyone who wants to add a...
novelty men's emoji socks with blue toes and heels.
Emoji
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Emoji
$11.00
Putting on a pair of these gray Emoji socks with blue toes and heels is like bringing your phone's emoji keyboard to life! Picture it: smiling faces, hearts, hands, and food galore. You'll feel like you're texting from your feet. These men's crew socks are the best way to show...
men's crew socks with pacifico bottle, beach, and sunset design in gray with blue trim
Pacifico Bottle
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Pacifico Bottle
$12.00
Getting thirsty? Slip into Pacifico Bottle Socks and sip on the sweet taste of relaxation. With their beachy blue skies, swaying palm trees, and chill sunset vibes, these socks will transport you to the beach and help you forget your troubles. And if that wasn't enough, These Pacifico Bottle Socks...
pixelated pink piggy bank pattern gray crew socks for women.
Piggy Bank
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Piggy Bank
$8.00
Piggy Bank Pix Perfect Socks: These pink piggy bank-patterned socks are as cute as your childhood piggy bank! Our crew length socks are knit with fine fibers to fit women's feet perfectly. Made with a blend of nylon, polyester, cotton, spandex and rubber. Sock care: machine wash and tumble dry...
gray crew socks with thanksgiving-themed food pattern and "here for the food" in black
Here For The Food
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Here For The Food
$8.00
Strut your stuff in style with our Here For The Food socks, a Thanksgiving-themed treat for your feet. Featuring a delightful pattern of pie, turkey, and apples, these socks will make you the life of the party. The words 'Here for the Food' printed on the socks in black add...
socks that are gray with a pattern of rats eating pizza.
You Wanna Pizza Me?
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
You Wanna Pizza Me?
$12.00
Who says you can't wear your favorite slice on your feet? Our "You Wanna Pizza Me?" crew socks feature cheeky rats munching on pizza, bringing a slice of whimsy to any outfit. Perfect for lazy weekends, quirky gifts, or just spicing up your office wear! So, why not let your...
gray crew socks with red and white text reading 'running late is my cardio'. red toe and heel.
Cardio
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Cardio
$10.00
Cardio Crew Socks: These socks are the ultimate workout wear for anyone who loves to take it easy. 'Running late is my cardio' is emblazoned on these gray crew socks with red and white text. Perfect for the gym or a lazy day on the couch, these socks let everyone...
gray men's stripy socks with purple octopus graphic and 'chillin' like a villain' text.
Chillin' Like a Villain
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Chillin' Like a Villain
$14.00
Calling all villains! Throw these 'Chillin' Like a Villain' socks on for the next caper. Stare down your arch nemesis without even breaking a sweat! These gray and black stripy crew socks with a purple octopus have the right balance of villainy and vibrancy. Who says you can't be a...
gray crew socks with red toes, heels, and tops feature the words "i can't hear you. you're muted."
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
You Are Muted
$11.00
If you're tired of feeling like everyone's talking over you, put on a pair of these sassy socks that politely tell the world, "I can't hear you. You're muted!" With their gray base, red toes, heels, and tops, these crew-length socks for men are sure to get a chuckle from...
white crew socks with red and teal stripes, red toe and heel. feature the words 'sworn to fun loyal to none'. for men and women.
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sworn To Fun Loyal To None
$14.00
From the land of sass and style comes the 'Sworn To Fun Loyal to None' socks. Adorned with slender red and teal stripes and bold red at the toe and heel, these socks embody the perfect mix of sass and spirit. Each pair features the words 'Sworn To Fun Loyal...
mens crew socks with squirrel holding an acorn, acorn pattern, and 'let's get nuts' lettering.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Let's Get Nuts
$14.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
a gray sock with a black and white knife pattern and the words "no spoons only knives" on it.
No Spoons Only Knives
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
No Spoons Only Knives
$10.00
You know what’s sharper than your average kitchen gadget? A good, sharp knife—and these socks prove it! Embrace your inner chef with a design that celebrates those killer knife skills. Practice makes perfect, baby, and these gray socks with a black and white knife pattern and the words "No Spoons...
front view of a pair of gray socks with a rainbow heart and purple stripe pattern and the words "proud gay dad".
Proud Gay Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Proud Gay Dad
$14.00
The rainbow has long been a symbol of diversity and pride, and these socks capture that spirit perfectly. Crafted with care for those amazing dads who proudly love other dads, these unisex, one-size-fits-most gym socks are your new go-to for comfort and style. Made in the USA, the gray cotton...
a pair of grey socks with a pattern of hot dogs, ketchup, mustard, and smiley faces. the socks are viewed from the side.
Little Weenies
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Little Weenies
$11.00
Who knew hot dogs could be both a fashion statement and a snack? These Little Weenies socks bring a dash of humor and a splash of color to your step with their fun pattern of hot dogs, ketchup, mustard, and smiley faces. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of...
gray crew socks feature a pattern of 4 white ghosts with black eyes and mouths holding cell phones that say "read".
Ghosted Text
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Ghosted Text
$14.00
Stuck on read, no reply? Turn the tables and be the ghoster with these Ghosted Text socks! Patterned with blue-toed ghoulish apparitions holding cell phones, they'll leave you looking fashionably haunting. Just remember to text back your grandma.
iced coffee coffee themed womens grey novelty crew socks
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
Iced Coffee
$9.00
Iced Coffee Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These coffee themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and fit Women's Shoe Size 4-10.5. Made of 48% Cotton 25% Nylon 25% Polyester 2% Spandex for comfort and durability. A pair...
white crew socks with black and yellow text "cocktails first...questions later". green stripes, yellow toe, heel. for men and women.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
i'm in no shape to exercise socks: gray with blue and orange stripes, crew length, for men and women, featuring a funny message.
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
$14.00
Get ready to kick your feet up or take on the gym with a cheeky twist! Our "I'm In No Shape To Exercise" socks are here to add a splash of humor to your day, whether you're sprinting or just lounging. Decked out in cool gray with snazzy blue and...
men's crew socks in gray with black toe and heel. tequila bottles, limes, and shot glasses pattern. "no work tequila" text.
No Work Tequila
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
No Work Tequila
$14.00
Kick back with these No Work Tequila socks, perfect for any casual occasion. Showcasing a playful pattern of tequila bottles, limes, and shot glasses, these socks speak volumes without you having to say a word. So put your feet up, pour yourself a drink, and let the good times roll.
gray "you're on mute" crew socks for women with pink & black lettering.
You're On Mute
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
You're On Mute
$8.00
You're On Mute: The Sassiest Socks That Tell It Like It Is! Tired of saying, "You're On Mute" during Zoom meetings and webinars? Now you can let your socks do the talking for you! These gray crew socks feature attention-grabbing pink and black letters that boldly declare, "You're On Mute."...
gray crew socks with green cuff, yellow toe and heel. depicting a dancing avocado, tortilla chips scattered about and text: "avocado nut".
Avocado Nut
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Avocado Nut
$10.00
Draped in a sleek gray with zesty yellow toes and heels, these socks are finished with a snappy green cuff that's as fresh as a garden salad. But that's just the garnish on top! Wiggle your toes into the real party, featuring a suave avocado showing off its smooth moves...
light gray crew socks with blue toes & heels featuring "here comes a roller skater" in red & yellow letters.
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
$14.00
Get ready to roll into style with our Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym socks! These light gray crew beauties will have you gliding through the day with their blue toes and heels that'll make you feel like you're living on cloud 9. Plus, the bold red and yellow lettering...
gray crew socks with blue toe and heel. pink words pregnant af and 2 pink baby feet.
Pregnant AF
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pregnant AF
$8.00
Get a good chuckle in these maternity socks that'll have you laughing through those pregnancy pains. They're gray with blue toes and heels, with the words Pregnant AF in pink lettering, complete with tiny baby feet. Put your feet up in these comfy crew-length socks and show off your growing...