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Pair of gray crew socks with teal accents and the text 'Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire'.
Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Too Old To Party Too Young To Retire
$15.00
Rock your day with a pair of socks that scream "Too Old To Party, Too Young To Retire" louder than a teenager at a concert! Imagine strutting around, feet decked in these hilarious conversation starters, telling the world you've got the spirit of a spring chicken but enjoy the 9...
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A pair of crew socks in teal blue.  They feature a grumpy cupcake with a lit candle and the phrase 'Too Old for This Shit'.
Crappy Birthday
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Crappy Birthday
$10.00
Picture this: you're wearing these Crappy Birthday socks, sipping your morning coffee, and thinking, "Yup, I'm too old for this sh*t." The socks feature an angry cupcake with a lit candle that reads "Too old for this sh*t." These socks will add a dash of grumpy charm to your footwear...
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Crew socks in teal, blue, and brown, featuring a grumpy cupcake with a candle that says 'Too Old for This Shit' and confetti.
Crappy Birthday
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Crappy Birthday
$14.00
Crappy Birthday socks: When birthdays become a bummer, the socks keep things humorous. Blue at the top, these socks declare 'Too Old for This Shit' below a solitary cupcake with candle. These crew-length, men's socks are a fun reminder that life doesn't stop being hilarious, it just changes with age.