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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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Pair of women's crew socks, light green with teal dinosaurs hugging, and pink hearts. Text says 'HUG!'
Hugs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hugs
$10.00
Dinosaur Hugs Socks: Crew socks for ladies with a happy crew of cartoon dinosaurs hugging each other. Aww-inspiring, huggable, and fashionable. Ideal for dino-loving ladies and anyone who needs a splash of cute colors and positivity. These socks will surely make you smile and bring out the inner child in...
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Loaf
$10.00
Loafing through life? Cat napping the day away? Then these Cat Loaf crew socks are perfect for you. Snooze the day away in these cozy, light blue socks with a pattern of sleeping cartoon cats nestled on slices of bread. Whether you're up early catching worms or curled up on...
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A pair of black crew socks with purple cuffs. The socks are adorned with a pattern of white skeletons performing yoga poses.
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Skeleton Yoga
$10.00
Ever heard of the saying 'dead men tell no tales'? Well, that couldn't be further from the truth if they were wearing these socks! Who needs a yoga instructor when you have a skeleton in a crow pose or downward-facing dog? With these Skeleton Yoga socks, the living dead will...
5
Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
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Pair of crew socks in navy blue with repeating lime green and darker green Christmas tree pattern. Green cuffs.
Do You Tree What I Tree
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Do You Tree What I Tree
$16.00
Walk through the forest with Bigfoot with these fun, bright crew socks. If you're looking for a sock that's perfect for nature walks or hanging out at home, these dark blue crew socks feature a pattern of green pine trees with green toes and heels.
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Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
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Pair of green crew socks with repeating pattern of brown sloths hanging on branches.
Sloths
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sloths
$12.00
These Sloth Socks are just hanging around! But in all seriousness, these womens crew socks have a pattern of sloths hanging from branches. They're the perfect everyday sock and a great gift idea for any sloth lover! So, hang loose, and let your feet do the talking. Don't be a...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a black cuff. Features a dachshund in a Santa hat sledding, snowflakes, and the text 'Dachshund Through the Snow'.
Dachshund Through the Snow
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dachshund Through the Snow
$14.00
Dashing through the snow, a dachshund goes! Embark on a winter wonderland adventure with these Dachshund Through the Snow socks. With a festive red Santa hat and cartoonish charm, these gray socks with black toes and heels are sure to bring holiday cheer to your feet. Whether you're hitting the...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
Purple crew socks with a Halloween theme. Features dachshunds dressed as hot dogs and the text 'Happy Halloweenie'.
Halloweenie
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Halloweenie
$8.00
Who says a Halloweenie can't be a weenie? These spooktacular socks feature a bunch of black dachshunds dressed up as hotdogs. It's a print so cute and fun, you'll want to sink your teeth into them! The paw-fect choice for Halloween, dress these pups up with your favorite costume and...
Pair of women's crew socks; light grey with a sassy cartoon woman graphic, 'Crazy Bitch' text, and red broken heart accents.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
Pair of crew socks in teal and green. Feature a graphic of a person reading on a bench with the text: 'Fuck Off I'm Reading'.
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
Gray crew socks with a white panel featuring a cartoon of a meeting with the words 'Fuck This Meeting'. The socks have 'COOL' subtly printed on the bottom.
Fuck This Meeting
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
Pair of crew socks with navy blue background, red and green gnomes, and 'Ho Ho Ho' text.
Ho Ho Homies
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Ho Ho Homies
$12.00
Hey, you gnome-sayin' folks! Get the holiday spirit with our Ho Ho Homies socks. These blue crew socks feature a hilarious pattern of cartoon gnomes with red and green Santa hats. Perfect for the Christmas enthusiast who wants to spread joy or anyone who loves a good pun. It's about...
Pair of crew socks in green with yellow polka dots. Features illustrations of avocados making a toast, with one holding a glass of wine.
Avocado Toast
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Avocado Toast
$12.00
Who needs avocado toast when you can wear it on your feet?! These incredible crew socks are oozing with cuteness and featuring two cartoon avocados. One is holding a glass of red wine and the other has a speech bubble that proudly says "cado toast." And just like avocado toast,...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Green crew sock with yellow cuff, heel, and toe. Features "FUCK OFF" text in purple and a pattern of white daisies.
Fuck Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck Off
$12.00
Sometimes your feet just need to make a statement. These socks come in a lively green, patterned with white daisies that have bright yellow centers. You'll also spot small purple dots scattered between the flowers. Near the top, below a bold yellow cuff, purple text clearly says 'FUCK OFF'. This...
Pair of light blue crew socks. Features a retro-style woman drinking wine, wine bottles, and the text 'How classy people handle their sh*t'.
Classy People
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Classy People
$12.00
"Ugh, Monday again... Want to raise a glass to that? Classy People socks feature a fabulous cartoon gal who has the right idea: time for some wine. Treat your tootsies to these tipsy cartoon socks and get ready for some footloose and fancy-free fun. Wine not?"
Red
Custom Face - Soccer Socks
Crew SocksCool Socks
$20.00
Custom Face - Soccer Socks
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Grey
Custom Face - Baseball Socks
Crew SocksCool Socks
$20.00
Custom Face - Baseball Socks
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Pair of women's crew socks. Pink background with gray raccoons, hearts, and dumpsters.
Trashy Love
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Trashy Love
$10.00
Love is in the trash with these totally tubular Trashy Love socks. Featuring raccoons digging for treasure in trash cans adorned with pink hearts, these pink crew socks are the perfect way to show your wild side. Show off your devotion to dumpster diving and cute critters with these quirky...
Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cock Sucker
$12.00
In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
Crew socks in black and green featuring a bear sleeping in a yellow tent surrounded by pine trees at night.
Beary Tired Wool
Crew SocksSocksmith
$18.00
Beary Tired Wool
$18.00
Ever wondered what happens in the forest when everyone else is asleep? A black bear catches some Z's under a crescent moon, nestled in a cozy tent. With COMPASS Merino wool socks, your feet will join the bear's dreamland—warm, dry, and super comfy.
Navy
Custom Face - Christmas Santa Hat Socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Christmas Santa Hat Socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Purple
Custom Face - Basketball socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Basketball socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Wine
Custom Face - American Football socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - American Football socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Orange
Custom Face - Halloween Skeleton Body Socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Halloween Skeleton Body Socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Red
Custom Face - Basketball socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - Basketball socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Green
Custom Face - American Football socks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face - American Football socks
$20.00
SM (US shoe size: Women's 5-10.5/Up to men's 8.5)M/L (US shoe size: men's 7-12.5/women's 8.5-14)XL (US shoe size: men's 10.5-15/women's 12+) HOW TO CUSTOMIZE: #1. Choose a pattern and click the "CUSTOMIZE NOW" button ➡️. #2. Choose a size and color option if available. #3. Choose "UPLOAD YOUR IMAGE" button...
Teal
Custom Face Socks - Golf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face Socks - Golf
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of cartoon dogs in teal medical scrubs, some with stethoscopes. Text reads "TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR".
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$10.00
If you love dogs and a good pun, these socks are definitely for you. They've got a cool heather grey background, covered in a pattern of adorable 'dogtors.' Each little pup is rocking a teal medical scrub top, looking totally ready for rounds. You can spot a mix of breeds...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with golden retriever dogs holding martini glasses and pink 'hard licker' text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Hard Licker
$10.00
Check out these navy blue socks featuring a playful pattern of golden retrievers. Each dog visible is holding a martini glass, complete with a bright green liquid and an olive. Some are lounging, others are sitting up, all looking ready for a good time. On one side, the phrase "hard...
Crew socks with heather grey top, dark green cuff, and navy blue bottom. Design shows "CAT FISH" text, cats fishing from boats, and a pattern of green fish.
Cat Fish
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat Fish
$14.00
This pair offers a clever visual pun that’s hard to ignore. The top half is a heather grey, sporting 'CAT FISH' in bold black lettering. Visible there, an adorable orange and white cat, wearing a green vest, sits in a small brown boat, fishing with a tiny rod. Its line...
Pair of black crew socks featuring 'Snitches get Stitches' text, red thread spools, buttons, and white sewing needles.
Snitches Get Stitches
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Snitches Get Stitches
$10.00
You know the drill. Some things are better left unsaid, especially when it comes to keeping secrets. These black crew socks lay it out plain and simple with bold turquoise text declaring 'Snitches get Stitches'. The pattern running down the visible side of the socks features a whole sewing kit....
Pair of black crew socks with magenta cuffs, heels, and toes. Design features a white dog holding a stick and "branch manager" text.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Branch Manager
$10.00
These comfy black socks feature a charming white dog with brown patches, proudly holding a stick in its mouth. Right below our furry friend, the words "branch manager" are spelled out in a vibrant magenta, matching the solid color of the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll also spot another glimpse...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
Pair of black crew socks with brown cartoon beavers, some holding yellow logs, and green "DAM IT" text.
Dam It
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dam It
$14.00
The beavers on these socks are clearly busy building something, and maybe they're a little stressed about it. Decked out in dark fabric, these socks feature a whole crew of industrious brown beavers, some visibly hauling yellow logs across the design. You'll also see the words "DAM IT" printed in...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
Dark grey crew socks with cartoon dogs in teal scrubs and stethoscopes. Text 'TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR' on one sock.
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$14.00
You're looking at socks that bring a whole lot of canine charm to your feet. They've got a cool dark grey background, completely covered in an assortment of dog breeds, each one dressed up in bright teal medical scrubs. You'll spot a black and white French Bulldog type, a light...
Crew sock with a pattern of green burning dumpsters on a light grey background, featuring a bright green cuff, heel, and toe.
Dumpster Fire XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire XL
$14.00
Sometimes, life feels like a dumpster fire, and these socks just get it. They feature a repeat pattern of bright green dumpsters, each one shown with a fiery blaze of orange, red, and yellow flames erupting from its top. The whole design has a cool, slightly pixelated look, like something...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
One purple crew sock with repeating middle finger gestures in multiple skin tones, pink hearts, and flowers. Bright pink heel and toe.
Eff Off
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Eff Off
$10.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These socks get the message across loud and clear, all while keeping things surprisingly cute. The main background is a soft lilac, covered in a playful scattering of pink hearts and flower shapes. What really stands out are the...
Black crew sock with bright green margarita glasses, white salt rims, lime wedges, and scattered dark green lime slices. Green heel and toe.
Margarita and Lime
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Margarita and Lime
$10.00
Good times are on the menu with these socks. They feature a fun, repeating pattern of bright green margarita glasses, each complete with a white, salty-looking rim and a fresh lime wedge on the side. Scattered among the drinks are smaller, dark green lime slices. All these vibrant details stand...