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Pair of taupe crew socks featuring a cartoon squirrel holding acorns and the phrase 'Deez Nuts'. Acorn pattern repeats on the sock.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
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A pair of crew socks with a grey background and repeating pattern of pixelated green dumpsters engulfed in flames. The socks have a green cuff.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire
$14.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.?á Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing a doctor's coat, pills and text.
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
The Dogtor Is In
$14.00
Show off your love for man's best friend with these paw-some Golden Retriever crew socks. Featuring a pattern of a Golden Retriever wearing a stethoscope and a white coat, these socks have the text "The Dogtor Will See You Now". Perfect for any dog lover, these socks will make you...
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Pair of gray crew socks with a light blue heel and toe. A small mountain scene and 'I'd Hike That' are embroidered on the socks.
I'd Hike That
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
I'd Hike That
$8.00
Take a hike with these cozy crew socks! These womens socks feature a blue toe, heel, and cuff with a pattern of blue and green pine trees and black mountains on a gray background. The title: "I'd Hike That," is a fun play on words that reflects the socks' hiking...
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Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
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Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing doctor's coat, pills, and text 'The Dogtor Is In' and 'Will see you now.'
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
The Dogtor Is In
$12.00
Woof! Calling all dog lovers! Put your paws in a pair of our Doc Socks and let the fun begin! These playful socks feature a crew of cartoon dogs decked out in white lab coats and stethoscopes, ready to give you a thorough checkup. With a sprinkle of red and...
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A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$15.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$15.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
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Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given
$14.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
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Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dirty Words
$15.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
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Pair of crew socks; grey and navy options; feature gold trophy and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
Trophy Husband gray crew socks with black toes and heels. These socks say Trophy  on the left sock and Husband  on the right, each with a gold trophy in the middle of the word. Mens socks perfect for a trophy husband.
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel. Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Crew socks in gray with lime green stripes. A cartoon avocado with sunglasses jump ropes on the socks.
Avocardio
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Avocardio
$14.00
Adorned with hip avocados sporting sunglasses and jumping rope, these socks are perfect for those who like their style served with a side of whimsy. Featuring sleek green and black stripes and boldly displaying "Avo-Cardio" around the cuff, they are guaranteed to get your feet moving. Whether you're hitting the...
A pair of crew socks in grey with a whimsical design of a unicorn riding a unicycle, accented with pink and black details.
Unicycling Unicorn
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Unicycling Unicorn
$13.00
Ride like the wind with your Unicycling Unicorn socks! Our crew-length socks feature a magical pattern of a unicorn riding a unicycle under a star-studded sky. Guaranteed to add a whimsical touch to any outfit, these gray, black and white socks with their pink highlights will brighten up your day....
A pair of crew socks in blue and gray. The socks feature a graphic of a beer mug with wheat and the word 'Beergetarian'.
Beergetarian
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Beergetarian
$14.00
Who says beer and socks don't go together? Beergetarian socks combine these two loves with a fun gray and blue striped pattern and yellow letters that proclaim your beer-loving lifestyle. For the ultimate beer lover, these socks will keep your feet happy and hoppy.
A pair of gray crew socks with blue cuffs. The socks are decorated with colorful illustrations of crafting tools and the text 'Craftiness is Happiness' and 'Crafters Gonna Craft'.
Crafts
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Crafts
$10.00
Who says craftiness can't be cozy? Put on a pair of these "Crafts" crew socks and let your feet enjoy the softest yarns and coolest patterns. With their gray base, blue toes, heels, and cuffs, these socks are like a blank canvas just waiting for your next project. And with...
Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes. Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
Pair of grey crew socks featuring a whimsical pasta pattern and the text 'Penne For your thoughts' in light blue.
Penne
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Penne
$14.00
Pasta al dente! Strut your love for pasta and puns in these inspired gray Penne socks! Adorned with a pattern of delectable penne and the phrase "Penne For Your Thoughts," they're sure to inspire compliments and maybe even cravings from fellow Carb-oholics. Don't be surprised if someone asks if they...
Pair of crew socks in grey with a Pacifico beer-inspired design featuring yellow and blue text and mountain imagery.
Pacifico Seascape
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Pacifico Seascape
$14.00
Ah, Pacifico Seascape, where the beer flows like the Pacific Ocean. Sip on a cold one while these black beauties with their yellow and blue logo showing off a picturesque view of the ocean, mountains, and birds elevate your foot fashion. These beer-lover's dream socks are for men with a...
Pair of grey crew socks with an orange heel and toe. Features a graphic of a beer glass with a smiling face and the text 'I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist'.
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
$14.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "Hop in these socks! They're the perfect blend of humor and comfort. With a toasty-warm orange toe and heel, these gray socks feature the words, "I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist," along with an adorable grinning cartoon beer mug. Wear them the next time you're...
Pair of crew socks, dark grey with orange and white 'It's Leg Day' text and chicken leg illustrations repeating across the fabric.
It's Leg Day
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
It's Leg Day
$13.00
Attention, sock enthusiasts and pun aficionados! Introducing the It's Leg Day socks, where humor meets athleisure. Gray with a black toe and heel, these socks scream "drumstick workout!" The words "It's Leg Day" dance across them in orange and white, leaving no doubt about your fitness intentions. Get ready to...
Pair of grey crew socks with a black cuff. Features a dachshund in a Santa hat sledding, snowflakes, and the text 'Dachshund Through the Snow'.
Dachshund Through the Snow
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dachshund Through the Snow
$14.00
Dashing through the snow, a dachshund goes! Embark on a winter wonderland adventure with these Dachshund Through the Snow socks. With a festive red Santa hat and cartoonish charm, these gray socks with black toes and heels are sure to bring holiday cheer to your feet. Whether you're hitting the...
Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
Crew socks in light grey and red. The design features the words 'I can't hear you. You're MUTED!' with a mute symbol.
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
You Are Muted
$10.00
Think you've heard all the sock jokes? Think again! These "You're Muted" novelty socks will get a laugh from anyone who can hear you coming from a mile away. We're talking sassy socks for women. They're grey with red toes and heels, and have red text that says "I Can't...
Pair of crew socks in grey with black heel and toe. Design features a tequila bottle, limes, and the text 'Tequila tastes like I'm worried about tomorrow'.
No Work Tequila
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
No Work Tequila
$14.00
Kick back with these No Work Tequila socks, perfect for any casual occasion. Showcasing a playful pattern of tequila bottles, limes, and shot glasses, these socks speak volumes without you having to say a word. So put your feet up, pour yourself a drink, and let the good times roll.
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
Pair of purple crew socks with a repeated pattern of silver screws and the text 'Screwed Up'.
Screwed Up
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Screwed Up
$14.00
Unleash your inner screwball with our Screwed Up socks! These dark blue gems boast a playful pattern of light blue cartoon screws and the phrase "Screwed Up" running vertically in white on each sock. Perfect for the quirky and mischievous, these socks are a lighthearted reminder that even when life...
Pair of crew socks, grey and black color options, featuring a repeating pattern of pink piggy banks with coins.
Piggy Bank
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Piggy Bank
$8.00
Piggy Bank Pix Perfect Socks: These pink piggy bank-patterned socks are as cute as your childhood piggy bank! Our crew length socks are knit with fine fibers to fit women's feet perfectly. Made with a blend of nylon, polyester, cotton, spandex and rubber. Sock care: machine wash and tumble dry...
Pair of crew socks showcasing a vintage beer label design. The socks are predominantly gray with tan and black accents. 'Tall Boy Beer' is printed on the socks.
Tall Boy Beer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tall Boy Beer
$14.00
Raise a glass, and a sock, to the hops lover in your life with these Tall Boy Beer socks! They're cool, colorful, and show off your love of the malty goodness that is beer. Plus, they're made of breathable cotton, so even when you've had one too many, your feet...
Pair of grey knee-high socks with a repeating pattern of red cans that say "Whoop Ass" and a wrench. Black cuff.
Can of Whoop Ass
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$15.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$15.00
These Can of Whoop Ass Knee High Socks for Women will have you dishing out plenty of laughs this season. With a witty "WHOOP" can design, you'll find yourself in splits of laughter. These grey beauties feature adorable can openers sitting above the text. Be sure to wear a fresh...
Pair of gray crew socks with Thanksgiving-themed illustrations: pie, turkey, apples, and the text 'Here for the Food'.
Here For The Food
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Here For The Food
$8.00
Strut your stuff in style with our Here For The Food socks, a Thanksgiving-themed treat for your feet. Featuring a delightful pattern of pie, turkey, and apples, these socks will make you the life of the party. The words 'Here for the Food' printed on the socks in black add...
Grey crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of mice enjoying pizza slices. Fun and quirky design.
You Wanna Pizza Me?
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
You Wanna Pizza Me?
$14.00
Who says you can't wear your favorite slice on your feet? Our "You Wanna Pizza Me?" crew socks feature cheeky rats munching on pizza, bringing a slice of whimsy to any outfit. Perfect for lazy weekends, quirky gifts, or just spicing up your office wear! So, why not let your...
Grey crew socks with a whimsical design. A giraffe in roller skates is featured against a teal and white background. Pink accents add a touch of sweetness.
Roller Skating Giraffe
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Roller Skating Giraffe
$8.00
"Giraffe me crazy! These totally tubular socks feature a crew of giraffes on roller skates, shredding it up in bright pink and blue. Show your wild side with these fun and funky socks that'll make you the life of the party. Perfect for any giraffe enthusiast or anyone who loves...
Pair of grey crew socks with black accents. Design features a burger, pizza slices, and 'FEAST MODE' text.
Feast Mode
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Feast Mode
$14.00
When "Feast Mode" strikes, succumb to the deliciousness of these mouthwatering socks! They'll satisfy your cravings with pizzas, burgers, and cake galore. Plus, they're cozy and durable, so you can pig out without a care in the world. Grab a pair today and snack attack with style!
Pair of women's crew socks in gray with brown coffee bean polka dots and a coffee cup graphic that says "Fully Caffinated." Pink accents at the heel and toe.
Fully Caffeinated
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Fully Caffeinated
$13.00
Looking for fun socks that'll fill you with energy? Sip on this new pair! They'll make you stand out or blend in while hiding a lazy day at home. They've got coffee beans and a "Fully Caffeinated" coffee cup on one sock. If that's not enough to get you morning-ready,...
Pair of crew socks, grey and pink, featuring a pattern of cute meditating lemons.
Lemon Meditation
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Lemon Meditation
$8.00
Pucker up and prepare to be puckled with glee because these socks are lemon zest-y! Picture a garden party in your feet, where gray socks play host to a group of meditating lemons, their yellow bodies and blue eyes exuding inner peace. Join the lemon circle and let the day's...
Crew socks in gray and red. The sock features the text 'Running Late Is My Cardio' and a red heartbeat graphic.
Cardio
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Cardio
$10.00
Cardio Crew Socks: These socks are the ultimate workout wear for anyone who loves to take it easy. 'Running late is my cardio' is emblazoned on these gray crew socks with red and white text. Perfect for the gym or a lazy day on the couch, these socks let everyone...
Pair of women's crew socks; light grey with a sassy cartoon woman graphic, 'Crazy Bitch' text, and red broken heart accents.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
Pair of grey crew socks with a retro-style graphic. The design includes a palm tree and the word 'Beachy' in multicolored stripes.
Beachy
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Beachy
$8.00
Seas the day in style and comfort with these vibrant Beachy socks for women. Featuring a lively pattern of palm trees in rainbow colors, these crew-length socks will make you feel like you're on the beach, even when you're stuck in the office. Plus, they're made with super-soft cotton for...
Crew socks in olive green with a playful squirrel design and acorn pattern. 'Let's Get Nuts' text is partially visible.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Let's Get Nuts
$13.00
In this world of nuts, acorns are getting all the attention! Jump on the tree and crack open a few laughs in these "Let's Get Nuts" novelty socks featuring an adorable squirrel stashing acorns away for the winter on one foot, and an all-over acorn pattern on the other, all...
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design. The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
A pair of gray crew socks with a repeating pattern of small illustrated beer cans in various colors. The brand's name is visible.
Little Beer Cans
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Little Beer Cans
$14.00
These 'Little Beer Cans' socks are a fun twist on a classic. They're a heather gray with a repeating pattern of small, colorful beer can illustrations. The cans are shown in various colors- reds, greens, and blues are visible- and some have text on them, though it's too small to...
A pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and coral. The socks feature the text 'I just wanna hang with my DOG' and a playful illustration of dogs.
I Just Wanna Hang With My Dog
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Just Wanna Hang With My Dog
$14.00
Sometimes hanging out with your favorite dog is very much a literal concept. These funny socks will let people know your priorities! Each cool pair of gray crew socks features a funky design in blue, pink, and purple with a stick man and his stick dog driving in the car...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of cartoon dogs in teal medical scrubs, some with stethoscopes. Text reads "TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR".
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$10.00
If you love dogs and a good pun, these socks are definitely for you. They've got a cool heather grey background, covered in a pattern of adorable 'dogtors.' Each little pup is rocking a teal medical scrub top, looking totally ready for rounds. You can spot a mix of breeds...
Crew socks with heather grey top, dark green cuff, and navy blue bottom. Design shows "CAT FISH" text, cats fishing from boats, and a pattern of green fish.
Cat Fish
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat Fish
$14.00
This pair offers a clever visual pun that’s hard to ignore. The top half is a heather grey, sporting 'CAT FISH' in bold black lettering. Visible there, an adorable orange and white cat, wearing a green vest, sits in a small brown boat, fishing with a tiny rod. Its line...
Dark grey crew socks with cartoon dogs in teal scrubs and stethoscopes. Text 'TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR' on one sock.
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$14.00
You're looking at socks that bring a whole lot of canine charm to your feet. They've got a cool dark grey background, completely covered in an assortment of dog breeds, each one dressed up in bright teal medical scrubs. You'll spot a black and white French Bulldog type, a light...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Another Crappie Day
$14.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Divine Bovine
$14.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...