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A pair of crew socks with a grey background and repeating pattern of pixelated green dumpsters engulfed in flames. The socks have a green cuff.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire
$14.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.?á Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Cat Loaf
$14.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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A pair of navy blue crew socks with a repeating pattern of red and green reindeer and white snowflakes. The socks have red toes and heels.
Naughty Reindeer Games
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Naughty Reindeer Games
$14.00
These 'Naughty Reindeer Games' socks are a fun twist on a classic holiday pattern. The visible portion shows a navy blue background with a repeating design of red and green reindeer in, shall we say, compromising positions. White snowflakes are interspersed throughout the pattern. The socks have a red toe...
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A pair of mustard-yellow crew socks featuring colorful gnomes skateboarding and carrying boomboxes.
Gnarly Gnome
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Gnarly Gnome
$16.00
Gnarly Gnomes Socks: The perfect socks for the gnarliest of gnomes! These crew length socks feature a pattern of cartoon gnomes skateboarding, complete with red and blue hats, green shirts, and yellow skateboards. They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and whimsy to your outfit, and they're...
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Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given
$14.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
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Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
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Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee. Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Bearly Awake
$16.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
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Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
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Pair of crew socks, black and green, featuring a Christmas-themed pattern with dinosaurs wearing Santa hats.
Santasaurus Rex
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Santasaurus Rex
$14.00
Calling all dino-mite Santas! Gear up for the jolliest time of the year with our epic Santasaurus Rex Crew Socks. Picture this - jolly green dinosaurs rocking Santa hats and carrying pressies in their mighty mouths, all set against a festive backdrop of snow and Christmas trees. These socks are...
A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties. Small red lips are also part of the design.
Monkey Biz
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Monkey Biz
$14.00
Monkey Biz Socks: Monkeying Around in Style! Step into Monkey Biz socks and let the good times roll! These black crew socks for men feature an irresistible pattern of serious monkeys dressed in suits and ties, carrying briefcases. Picture this: monkeys in the boardroom, taking care of monkey business! The...
Pair of red crew socks with navy blue cuffs. White text on socks reads 'LIKE A BOSS'.
Like A Boss
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Like A Boss
$14.00
Put that slick suit on while you rock those stunner shades. Let the world know that no matter what you are doing, you handle your business like a boss! This cool pair of red and black crew socks features the phrase "Like a boss" above the ankle. Make that money...
Pair of crew socks in navy blue with repeating lime green and darker green Christmas tree pattern. Green cuffs.
Do You Tree What I Tree
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Do You Tree What I Tree
$16.00
Walk through the forest with Bigfoot with these fun, bright crew socks. If you're looking for a sock that's perfect for nature walks or hanging out at home, these dark blue crew socks feature a pattern of green pine trees with green toes and heels.
Crew socks in gray with black paw prints and the text 'People No. Dogs Yes.' in orange and white.
Dogs Yes
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Dogs Yes
$11.00
Ever feel like the world is going to the dogs? Treat your feet to a comfy pair of paw-sitive puppy socks and strut your stuff with canine confidence. From walkies to fetch, you'll feel like the top dog in these "People No...Dogs Yes" crew socks. They're the perfect woof-derful accessory...
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Jolly Poo
$14.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Crew socks in teal with a repeated pattern of yellow bananas skateboarding. Bananas wear sunglasses.
Peeling Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Peeling Out
$16.00
Peel out in style with these Peeling Out socks! Picture this: a crew of skateboarding bananas, shredding it up on pink skateboards, all while rocking sunglasses. These green socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and quirk to your footwear game. Who says bananas can't be...
Crew socks in green with brown accents. Features a cartoon squirrel, acorns, and the text 'My Yard My Rules My Nuts!'
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts! Socks: Step into a world of backyard hilarity with our My Yard My Rules My Nuts! socks. Featuring a squirrel standing tall on a branch, these socks boldly declares "My Yard, My Rules, My Nuts!" with a mischievous grin. With brown toes, heels, and...
Pair of black crew socks with a green cuff. Features a red 'Jolly AF' slogan and a cocktail graphic with a candy cane.
Jolly AF
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Jolly AF
$14.00
Candy cane and liquor glass printed men's crew socks with the words "Jolly AF" are perfect for your next Christmas party or ugly sweater party. Show your holiday cheer with these socks that make an excellent stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or Christmas present.
A pair of black crew socks with a whimsical Christmas design. Features light blue Yetis in Santa hats, green Christmas trees, and candy canes.
Is It Christmas Yeti?
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Is It Christmas Yeti?
$14.00
Is it Christmas Yeti? You decide while wearing these fun and festive crew socks that feature cartoon yetis sporting red Santa hats and carrying candy canes. Other holiday motifs include Christmas trees and snowflakes. Just try not to get snow in your boots!
Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$14.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
Pair of grey crew socks with a black cuff. Features a dachshund in a Santa hat sledding, snowflakes, and the text 'Dachshund Through the Snow'.
Dachshund Through the Snow
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dachshund Through the Snow
$14.00
Dashing through the snow, a dachshund goes! Embark on a winter wonderland adventure with these Dachshund Through the Snow socks. With a festive red Santa hat and cartoonish charm, these gray socks with black toes and heels are sure to bring holiday cheer to your feet. Whether you're hitting the...
Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!' Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
Green crew socks with a festive design. Features adorable Corgi dogs wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers against a snowflake background.
Happy Pawlidays
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Happy Pawlidays
$14.00
These Happy Pawlidays crew socks for men are a festive way to celebrate the season! Featuring a cheerful pattern of cartoon corgis wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Show your holiday spirit and keep your feet cozy with these...
Pair of crew socks; green and red with sloths hanging from candy canes; whimsical Christmas design.
Merry Slothmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Merry Slothmas
$14.00
Ho-ho-holiday spirit with Merry Slothmas socks! These cozy green crew socks feature a festive pattern of sloths in Santa hats, carrying candy canes. They're as merry as can be, with the soles in classic Christmas red, and snowflakes dancing along the tops. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer and keeping your...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
Gray crew socks with colorful coffee cups and paper airplanes. Text reads 'Work Sucks! When's Recess?'
Work Sucks
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Work Sucks
$11.00
The workday dragging you down? Do you keep thinking, 'Work Sucks!' only to remember you're trapped at your desk? Let these novelty socks give you hope with their encouraging message: 'When's Recess?' Every time you glance down, you'll be reminded to push on, knowing that even the most dreaded tasks...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Pair of teal and black crew socks. One sock reads 'Very OK' and the other 'Good Enough', both displayed on a trophy graphic above three stars.
Good Enough
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Good Enough
$11.00
Socks as trophies? You're killing it! Show off your achievement, even if it's just making it through Monday with a smile. These "Good Enough" socks are for the champs who aren't afraid to be "Very Ok." Crown your tootsies with this snazzy pair, and let everyone know that sometimes, "Decent"...
A pair of dark brown crew socks with a white eye chart pattern printed on them. The text includes letters and symbols typical of eye exams. 'K.BELL' is visible on the bottom.
Eye Chart
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Eye Chart
$14.00
These aren't your average socks. The 'Eye Chart' socks are dark brown crew socks with a playful eye exam chart printed on them. The visible portion shows a classic eye chart pattern in white against the dark brown background. A small 'K.BELL' is shown on the bottom of one sock....
Pair of crew socks with navy blue background, red and green gnomes, and 'Ho Ho Ho' text.
Ho Ho Homies
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Ho Ho Homies
$14.00
Hey, you gnome-sayin' folks! Get the holiday spirit with our Ho Ho Homies socks. These blue crew socks feature a hilarious pattern of cartoon gnomes with red and green Santa hats. Perfect for the Christmas enthusiast who wants to spread joy or anyone who loves a good pun. It's about...
Crew socks with heather grey top, dark green cuff, and navy blue bottom. Design shows "CAT FISH" text, cats fishing from boats, and a pattern of green fish.
Cat Fish
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat Fish
$14.00
This pair offers a clever visual pun that’s hard to ignore. The top half is a heather grey, sporting 'CAT FISH' in bold black lettering. Visible there, an adorable orange and white cat, wearing a green vest, sits in a small brown boat, fishing with a tiny rod. Its line...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Green crew socks with a Krampus design, candy canes, and Christmas trees. Features black and red accents.
Krampus Believes in You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Krampus Believes in You
$16.00
Krampus, the mischievous counterpart to jolly St. Nick, makes a bold statement on these festive socks. Perfect for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of delightful mischief. With a nod to folklore and a sprinkle of humor, these socks capture the spirit of Christmas in a way...
Brown crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of illustrated cats' backsides in orange tabby and tuxedo colors.
Cat Butts
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Cat Butts
$14.00
Cats have a way of showing you their best side?à or at least their most frequent one. These socks capture that cat-titude perfectly with a quirky design of feline rears. Whether you find it hilarious or just plain cheeky, you won't be able to unsee this playful pattern of orange,...
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$15.00
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
Crew socks in green with red cuffs, featuring a skeleton tangled in colorful Christmas lights. The design glows in the dark!
Eating Light this Holiday
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Eating Light this Holiday
$16.00
Ever seen a skeleton strung up in holiday lights? These socks have, and they're ready to light up your festivities with a spark of humor and a dash of whimsy. With an electrifying cat that's perfectly fine after its shocking adventure, these playful socks promise to add a merry twist...
Crew socks in navy blue featuring reindeer with beer and Christmas lights, snowy landscape design.
Brew-Dolph
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Brew-Dolph
$16.00
Brew-Dolph socks capture the whimsical charm of Rudolph's legendary night off-duty, where he traded sleigh bells for a pint at the reindeer pub, leaving Santa to play designated driver. With a playful Christmas reindeer pattern, these socks add a dash of festive cheer to your step, celebrating the untold tales...
Pair of teal crew socks showing cartoon flies fly fishing from canoes with green and yellow fish leaping.
I'm Fly Fishing
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
I'm Fly Fishing
$16.00
These bright teal socks bring a whole lot of fun to your feet, covered in a lively scene of tiny fly fishermen. You'll spot little dark-bodied flies, each rocking a red hat and white wings, paddling around in their small brown canoes. They're all holding onto fishing rods, patiently waiting...
Blue
Custom Face - Soccer Socks
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$20.00
Custom Face - Soccer Socks
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Charcoal
Custom Face - Baseball Socks
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$20.00
Custom Face - Baseball Socks
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
Crew socks in black and green featuring a bear sleeping in a yellow tent surrounded by pine trees at night.
Beary Tired Wool
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Beary Tired Wool
$26.00
Ever wondered what happens in the forest when everyone else is asleep? A black bear catches some Z's under a crescent moon, nestled in a cozy tent. With COMPASS Merino wool socks, your feet will join the bear's dreamland?ùwarm, dry, and super comfy.
Teal
Custom Face Socks - Golf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Custom Face Socks - Golf
$20.00
Custom Face Socks – Because Ordinary Socks are Just Boring! Got a face you can't stop looking at? Now you can plaster it all over your socks! Whether it's your pup, your best friend's goofy grin, or even that one celeb crush you’d never admit to – Sockologie’s Custom Face...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
Dark grey crew socks with cartoon dogs in teal scrubs and stethoscopes. Text 'TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR' on one sock.
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$14.00
You're looking at socks that bring a whole lot of canine charm to your feet. They've got a cool dark grey background, completely covered in an assortment of dog breeds, each one dressed up in bright teal medical scrubs. You'll spot a black and white French Bulldog type, a light...
Red crew socks with black cuffs, heel, and toe. Pattern of diverse skin-tone hands making a middle finger gesture.
Talk To The Hand
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Talk To The Hand
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These crew socks let your feet do the talking, featuring a bold pattern of hands flipping the bird in various skin tones across a deep red background. It's a clear message, without you having to utter a single word....