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Inappropriate Socks

These days, you might want to be careful what you wear on your shirt. It could get you into some trouble. You can still show off your own sense of humor and inappropriate taste other ways! Our inappropriate sock collection won't censor you or hold you down. We have plenty of patterns and prints to choose from to show off your sometimes off-putting personality. We say, live and let live!
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    Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
    $14.00
    If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
    2
    Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
    Coffee Makes Me Poop
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Coffee Makes Me Poop
    $14.00
    Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
    3
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
    $14.00
    Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
    4
    Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes. The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
    Big Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Big Dick Energy
    $14.00
    Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
    5
    Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
    Butts
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Butts
    $14.00
    Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
    6
    Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
    Dirty Words
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Dirty Words
    $14.00
    Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
    7
    Pair of white crew socks with a vibrant yellow, green, and blue 'F*** YOU' design. Features blue and yellow accents at the heel and toe.
    Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
    $13.00
    Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
    8
    Pair of crew socks in dark gray with 'Fuck Off I'm Gaming' text in teal, pink, and red. Pixelated design fades down the sock.
    Fuck Off Im Gaming
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck Off Im Gaming
    $13.00
    Unleash the gamer within! These Fuck Off I'm Gaming socks combine bold lettering with a geometric pattern to boldly declare your gaming status. Whether you're a pro player or just enjoy kicking back on the couch with a controller, these socks will keep your feet comfy and stylish. Rock them...
    9
    Pair of white crew socks with a repeating red 'Fuck You' print. Bold and slightly edgy.
    Fuck You Bag
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck You Bag
    $13.00
    Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
    10
    Pair of lavender crew socks with a pastel rainbow, unicorn, and 'Bad Ass' text.
    Bad Ass Magic
    Crew SocksSock It to Me
    $15.00
    Bad Ass Magic
    $15.00
    Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
    Pair of black crew socks with an orange 'Sorry Go Fuck Yourself' message. Bold lettering in a boxed design.
    Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
    $13.00
    Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
    A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
    Who Gives A Crap?
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $7.00
    Who Gives A Crap?
    $7.00
    Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
    Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
    Hot Dad
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Hot Dad
    $13.99
    If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
    Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    Life Starts At Fuck It
    $13.99
    Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
    Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
    Average Dick Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Average Dick Energy
    $14.00
    You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
    Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
    Bitch
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Bitch
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
    Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
    Horny
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Horny
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
    Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
    Fuck
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Fuck
    $14.00
    Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
    Cunt
    Cunt
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Cunt
    $14.00
    Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
    Pair of burgundy crew socks with orange and pink stripes. The socks feature the text 'BOOK SLUT' in white.
    Book Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Book Slut
    $14.00
    The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
    Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
    Oy Fucking Vey
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Oy Fucking Vey
    $14.00
    Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
    Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes. Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
    I Heart Smut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Heart Smut
    $14.00
    Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
    A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text. Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
    Nature Slut
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Nature Slut
    $14.00
    Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
    Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
    Fuck Decaf
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $7.00
    Fuck Decaf
    $7.00
    You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
    Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
    DILF
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $13.99
    DILF
    $13.99
    Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
    Pair of green and white crew socks. The socks feature a lawnmower and the phrase 'Fuck This Shit'.
    Fuck This Grass
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    Fuck This Grass
    $13.00
    You know that feeling when the lawn just keeps growing? These socks capture it perfectly. The bright green foot and leg look like fresh grass, while the crisp white cuff provides a clean contrast. Up top, bold red text screams 'Fuck This Shit,' sitting right above a little red lawnmower...
    A pair of white crew socks with a black cuff. The socks feature red text that says 'F*ck and have a nice day' and a yellow smiley face graphic.
    FU Have A Nice Day
    Crew SocksCool Socks
    $13.00
    FU Have A Nice Day
    $13.00
    Let your socks do the talking, especially on those days when you're just done. These crew socks come in crisp white with a bold message that's hard to miss. Up near the top, you'll see the word 'FUCK' in a striking red, styled like a casual scribble. Right below that,...
    Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
    Big Pickle Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Big Pickle Energy
    $14.00
    Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
    Pair of purple crew socks with orange and white accents. Features a 'Fucking Hustle' graphic and a checkered racer stripe.
    Fucking Hustle
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Fucking Hustle
    $14.00
    Looking to add a dash of daring to your drawer? Our Fucking Hustle socks aren't just a pair to wear; they're a statement to share! Flaunt your fearless side with bold purple colors highlighted by striking orange heels and toes. But lean in closer - there's a cheeky surprise woven...
    Pair of beige crew socks with orange and green stripes and the phrase 'My Farts Don't Stink' in dark text.
    My Farts Don't Stink
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    My Farts Don't Stink
    $14.00
    Meet the socks that are as smooth as your poker face and as subtle as your weekend brunch order: cream-colored charmers with red and green stripes. They boast a declaration in brown and green—'My Farts Don't Stink'—because sometimes, it’s only fair to warn the world about your brand of silent...
    Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
    It's Ok to Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    It's Ok to Fart
    $14.00
    Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
    Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
    I Love To Fart
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Love To Fart
    $14.00
    Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
    Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs
    $14.00
    I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
    Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
    00 Fucks Given
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $12.00
    00 Fucks Given
    $12.00
    These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
    black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
    I Shit Glitter
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I Shit Glitter
    $14.00
    The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
    Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
    Fuck You
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Fuck You
    $14.00
    You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
    Pair of black and white crew socks with 'I'D FUCK ME' vertically printed. Features black and white stripes.
    I'd Fuck Me
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    I'd Fuck Me
    $14.00
    Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
    Pair of black crew socks featuring a skeleton giving the middle finger and the phrase 'Fuck You. Pay Me!' in red and yellow.
    Fuck You. Pay Me!
    Crew SocksSocksmith
    $14.00
    Fuck You. Pay Me!
    $14.00
    Give the finger to the world with these sassy black socks. Featuring red and yellow text with a middle finger graphic, these socks are sure to get a reaction. They're perfect for the office prankster, the sassy friend, or anyone who just wants to add a little attitude to their...
    Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Go Fuck Your Selfie
    $14.00
    Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
    Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
    Big Clit Energy
    Crew SocksGumball Poodle
    $14.00
    Big Clit Energy
    $14.00
    There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...