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Crew socks in red, white, and black.  Feature a funny Santa illustration and the text 'HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink'.
HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink
$11.00
Ho-ho-holy moly! Our naughty or nice socks with Santa smokin' a pipe and sippin' rum will leave you hollering "Ho Ho Holy Shit, I Need A Drink!" They're the perfect pick for those who enjoy a little holiday humor (and a strong holiday cocktail). Throw on these crew length socks...
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Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
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Pair of light blue crew socks with black and yellow stripes and the text 'Booze Is The Answer' and 'What Was The Question?'
Booze Is The Answer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Booze Is The Answer
$15.00
Raise a glass to the Booze is the Answer socks! Let your feet do the talking in these playful blue socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs. Featuring bright yellow stripes and the words "Booze Is The Answer" on one sock and "What Was The Question?" on the other, these...
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Pair of white crew socks with a teal and black 'Tequila' stripe across the top.
Tequila
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Tequila
$13.00
Tequila Time! Pour yourself a shot of fun with these "Tequila" novelty socks. Crafted in white, these quarter-length socks feature the word "TEQUILA" splashed in bright blue and green letters. Reinforced toes and heels ensure lasting comfort. Slip into these socks and let the good times flow. Cheers!
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A pair of grey crew socks with teal and black stripes, displaying the text 'SOBER IS SEXY' in teal.
Sober Is Sexy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sober Is Sexy
$15.00
Our Sober Is Sexy Socks are the perfect way to show your commitment to sobriety in a fun and lighthearted way. These gray socks feature the words "Sober Is Sexy" in bold blue letters on the leg, and are sure to turn heads wherever you go. The black heel and...
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Pair of crew socks in yellow and light blue, featuring a beer mug design and the text 'This beer is making me awesome'.
Beer Awesome
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Beer Awesome
$11.00
Beer Awesome socks are the ultimate party favor for any beer lover. With their bright yellow color, blue toe, heel, and cuff, and the words "This Beer is Making Me Awesome" printed on the front, these socks are sure to get a laugh from your friends. Plus, they're made with...
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Crew socks in black with a repeating 'Tequila' pattern in yellow, orange, and green. Yellow and dark green stripes at the cuff.
Tequila
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Tequila
$15.00
These 'Tequila' socks are a fun mix of black and yellow. The visible portion shows a repeating pattern of the word 'Tequila' in a gradient of yellow-orange-green. A yellow and dark green stripe is shown at the cuff. They're crew socks, and the overall vibe is a little retro-cool. Perfect...
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Pair of light blue crew socks with a retro woman design and text that says, "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?"
Mask
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Mask
$10.00
These socks are the bomb! They're blue with white polka dots and say "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?" - pandemic fashion at its finest. You'll feel like a total genius when everyone gets a kick out of your...
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Women's crew socks in pink with white polka dots and a retro illustration of a woman with wine, saying 'Wine Bitch'.
Sassy Wine
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Sassy Wine
$12.00
Our sassy wine socks take the bitch right out of you and turn your feet into the life of the party! These crew socks are a true conversation starter with their hot pink colors and white polka dots, and you'll be sure to make a statement everywhere you go. Just...
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Crew socks in navy blue, teal, orange, and green.  Features a martini glass with olives and the phrase 'I Like it Dirty!'
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
I Like it Dirty
$10.00
There's an art to enjoying a dirty martini, much like these socks that celebrate the perfect mix of sophistication and a cheeky splash of olive brine. Adorned with martini glasses and olives, they promise to keep your style both sassy and classy.
Crew socks in black with a lime green cuff.  The design includes a martini glass, olives, and the text 'I Like it Dirty!'
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I Like it Dirty
$12.00
For those who relish a cocktail with a twist, these socks celebrate the art of a perfectly mixed martini. With a cheeky nod to your favorite drink, our "I Like it Dirty" socks bring a splash of style to your wardrobe. Featuring a martini glass, olives, and the bold declaration...
Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with horizontal stripes that say 'Beer' in a retro style font.  White and orange accents.
Beer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Beer
$15.00
Beer: the delightful drinkable bread that fills us with confidence and a little bit of gas! These socks, just like your favorite brew, are designed to bring joy to most. With a blend of Butterscotch Cotton and vibrant nylon hues, these one-size-fits-most socks are the perfect conversation starter, made with...
Green crew socks with a repeating pattern of whiskey glasses in white and orange. Made from bamboo.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
Whiskey aficionados know there's nothing quite like that first sip, warming you up from the inside out. Now, you can carry that cozy feeling with you everywhere, thanks to these cheeky green socks adorned with a classic white glass of amber liquid. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer things...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of whiskey glasses and ice cubes.  A fun, stylish design.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
There's something timeless about the allure of whiskey—an elixir that whispers stories of warmth and camaraderie, much like the old-world charm captured in these striking black socks. The intricate design of whiskey glasses invites you to embrace a dash of sophistication and a touch of liquid courage, making every step...
A pair of crew socks; teal blue with a brown bear lifting a keg of beer, orange paw prints, and black cuffs.
Bear Keg
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Bear Keg
$13.00
Calling all beer-loving fashionistas! Lace up your kicks with our Bear Keg Crew Socks and quench your thirst for unique style. Picture this: a vibrant blue canvas adorned with a brown bear, keg in paw, and "Bear Keg" emblazoned across. Scattered paw prints add a playful touch, making these socks...
Adult and child crew socks in purple.  They feature a repeating pattern of wine bottles, wine glasses, and the text 'Wine Game Strong'.
Wine Game Me And Mini
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$13.00
Wine Game Me And Mini
$13.00
Get ready to twinkle toes with your little one in these adorable matching socks for mom and kid! The mom's pair boasts a playful "Wine Game Strong" theme, perfect for those evenings when a glass of wine is just what the doctor ordered. T For the kiddo, the socks playfully...
Cream crew socks with a brown cuff, featuring an illustration of an Old Fashioned cocktail and small mustard and red x's.
Call Me Old Fashioned
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Call Me Old Fashioned
$14.00
I'll bet that you didn't know that 'Call Me Old Fashioned' referred to the classic cocktail and not just an expression meaning a bit old-fashioned. Now that you know, may I interest you in these white socks with brown tops that bear the words 'Call Me Old Fashioned' in brown...
Black crew socks with a white slogan: 'Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again Neither Does Milk'.
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
$14.00
Black socks with white text that reads "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk" - a tongue in cheek joke and memento that even the greatest beverages can't fix life's biggest problems. Designed to fit all people, these unisex, crew-length socks let you express your playful...
A pair of grey crew socks with a Halloween theme. The socks feature colorful cocktail designs, bats, and the text 'Here For The Boos'.
Here For The Boos
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Here For The Boos
$14.00
Halloween vibes are calling and these Here For The Boos socks are answering! Gear up for spooky season with gray socks featuring a pattern of multicolored martini glasses, bats, skulls, and pumpkins. When you wear these crew socks for men, you're not just dressing your feet, you're embracing the Halloween...
Pair of gold crew socks with a white beer mug graphic and 'Here For The Beer' text.
Here For The Beer Athletic
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Here For The Beer Athletic
$14.00
Put on your beer goggles and slip into these 'Here For The Beer' athletic crew socks. Whether you're kicking back at home or hitting the town, these socks will make sure everyone knows what you're really here for. The bright yellow socks are covered in white bubbles and the text...
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design featuring coffee cups, wine glasses, suns, and moons.
All In A Day's Work
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
All In A Day's Work
$12.00
Who needs rehab when you can wear these boozy crew socks? Sip coffee at sunrise and your favorite wine at dusk. Just don't mix the two! Let the sun and moon shine out the sides as you go through your day, and maybe a cloud will pop by as well....
A pair of black crew socks with yellow and red stripes. The socks feature the text 'Eat Drink & Be Moody' in red.
Eat Drink & Be Moody
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Eat Drink & Be Moody
$15.00
These 'Eat Drink & Be Moody' socks are the perfect culinary companion for the serious snacker who appreciates great footwear. Made for munchers and sippers, these socks have red and white striped legs, yellow toes and cuffs, plus the words 'Eat Drink & Be Moody' written on the front. With...
Rust-red crew socks with a beige 'Home is Where the Beer Is' graphic, beer glass image, pretzels, and wheat illustrations.
Home Is Where The Beer Is
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Home Is Where The Beer Is
$14.00
Pretzel Patterned Beer Socks: Where Beer and Fashion Collide! Kick back and relax with a frothy beer while rocking these quirky pretzel and wheat patterned socks. The phrase 'Home Is Where The Beer Is' proudly displayed on these brown and off-white socks is sure to spark conversations at your next...
Pair of orange crew socks with Halloween cocktails, bats, and the phrase 'Here For The Boos'.
Here For The Boos
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Here For The Boos
$8.00
Spooky season just got even spookier with these fun, festive, and frightfully cute Here For The Boos crew socks! Featuring a haunting pattern of black bats, magical martini glasses, and spooky ghosts, these orange socks are perfect for any Halloween party or gathering. Wear them with your favorite costume or...
Pair of crew socks in black and blue, featuring a whimsical design of coffee cups, wine glasses, suns, and moons.
All In A Day's Work
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
All In A Day's Work
$10.00
These "All In A Day's Work" women's crew socks in black have an allover pattern of everything you need to deal with life's roller coaster of a day! The colorful pattern includes red wine glasses, coffee cups, suns, moons, and clouds, ensuring you're ready for whatever the day throws your...
Beige crew socks with a brown 'I Drink and I Know Things' phrase, a brown lion emblem, and brown stripes at the top.
I Drink & I Know Things
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
I Drink & I Know Things
$14.00
These socks are sure to make people take a second look! The light gray base, brown toes and heels are reminiscent of a lion's mane, and the brown and white striped cuff adds a touch of whimsy. Front and center, the bold words "I DRINK & I KNOW THINGS" are...