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red and black crew length socks with image of santa claus holding a pipe and rum bottle. text on socks: "ho ho holy shit i need a drink". christmas theme.
HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
HoHo Holy Shit I Need A Drink
$11.00
Ho-ho-holy moly! Our naughty or nice socks with Santa smokin' a pipe and sippin' rum will leave you hollering "Ho Ho Holy Shit, I Need A Drink!" They're the perfect pick for those who enjoy a little holiday humor (and a strong holiday cocktail). Throw on these crew length socks...
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white crew socks with black and yellow text "cocktails first...questions later". green stripes, yellow toe, heel. for men and women.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
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blue socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs. yellow stripes, words "booze is the answer" and "what was the question?" fun, novelty socks for men and women.
Booze Is The Answer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Booze Is The Answer
$14.00
Raise a glass to the Booze is the Answer socks! Let your feet do the talking in these playful blue socks with black toes, heels, and cuffs. Featuring bright yellow stripes and the words "Booze Is The Answer" on one sock and "What Was The Question?" on the other, these...
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white quarter length socks for men and women, with the word "tequila" written across the top in blue and green. reinforced toes and heels.
Tequila
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Tequila
$13.00
Tequila Time! Pour yourself a shot of fun with these "Tequila" novelty socks. Crafted in white, these quarter-length socks feature the word "TEQUILA" splashed in bright blue and green letters. Reinforced toes and heels ensure lasting comfort. Slip into these socks and let the good times flow. Cheers!
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sober grey socks with blue lettering on the leg that says "sober is sexy"; black heel and toe, two thin blue stripes around the top.
Sober Is Sexy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sober Is Sexy
$14.00
Our Sober Is Sexy Socks are the perfect way to show your commitment to sobriety in a fun and lighthearted way. These gray socks feature the words "Sober Is Sexy" in bold blue letters on the leg, and are sure to turn heads wherever you go. The black heel and...
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tequila alcohol themed mens & womens unisex black novelty crew^xl socks
Tequila
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Tequila
$14.00
Tequila Socks by Gumball Poodle are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These alcohol themed mens,womens,unisex crew^xl socks come in multiple color Options and fit Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15. Made of Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend for comfort and durability. A pair of these cool...
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quarter length white socks with "bourbon" in black and orange letters for men and women
Bourbon
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Bourbon
$13.00
Bourbon Socks: Ready for the Neat-est Pair of Socks Ever? 🥃 Savor the spirit of Kentucky's finest with these classic Bourbon socks. 🧦 Elevate your sock game with these stylish foot warmers that'll make you the envy of whiskey aficionados everywhere. Whether you're sipping neat, on the rocks, or in...
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pink crew socks with white polka dots and the phrase "wine takes the bitch right out of me."
Sassy Wine
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Sassy Wine
$12.00
Our sassy wine socks take the bitch right out of you and turn your feet into the life of the party! These crew socks are a true conversation starter with their hot pink colors and white polka dots, and you'll be sure to make a statement everywhere you go. Just...
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white quarter length socks with yellow lettering spelling out "beer."
Beer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Beer
$13.00
Calling all beer lovers! Slip into these cheerful Quarter length Beer socks and quench your thirst for fun. With white socks adorned in yellow and black stripes, these bad boys feature the word "BEER" in bold yellow letters, making a statement that's as crisp as your favorite brew. Whether you're...
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side view of "i like it dirty" socks; dark background with martini glasses, and olives.  "i like it dirty!" text is featured.
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
I Like it Dirty
$10.00
There's an art to enjoying a dirty martini, much like these socks that celebrate the perfect mix of sophistication and a cheeky splash of olive brine. Adorned with martini glasses and olives, they promise to keep your style both sassy and classy.
side view of "i like it dirty" socks featuring a martini glass, olives, and the phrase "i like it dirty!"  the socks are black with lime green cuffs and orange accents.
I Like it Dirty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I Like it Dirty
$12.00
For those who relish a cocktail with a twist, these socks celebrate the art of a perfectly mixed martini. With a cheeky nod to your favorite drink, our "I Like it Dirty" socks bring a splash of style to your wardrobe. Featuring a martini glass, olives, and the bold declaration...
pair of yellow socks with white and gold stripes that read "beer"  in repeating pattern, front view.
Beer
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Beer
$14.00
Beer: the delightful drinkable bread that fills us with confidence and a little bit of gas! These socks, just like your favorite brew, are designed to bring joy to most. With a blend of Butterscotch Cotton and vibrant nylon hues, these one-size-fits-most socks are the perfect conversation starter, made with...
Bear Keg
Bear Keg
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Bear Keg
$13.00
Calling all beer-loving fashionistas! Lace up your kicks with our Bear Keg Crew Socks and quench your thirst for unique style. Picture this: a vibrant blue canvas adorned with a brown bear, keg in paw, and "Bear Keg" emblazoned across. Scattered paw prints add a playful touch, making these socks...
white christmas christmas themed mens & womens unisex red novelty crew socks
White Christmas
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
White Christmas
$11.00
White Christmas Socks by Primitives by Kathy are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These christmas themed unisex,mens,womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas...But if the White Runs Out, I'll Drink The Red" printed on...
maroon socks with white toes & heels, blue stripes around top, "i love wine" written in white with a red heart replacing the word "love"
I Love Wine
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Wine
$14.00
Kick off your shoes and slip your feet into the delightful world of I Love Wine Crew Socks. These superbly designed, maroon masterpieces feature the phrase "I Love Wine" in bold white letters, with a heart replacing the word "love" - we can't deny that sometimes, wine is all you...
white crew socks with brown tops and text that says 'call me old fashioned'. whiskey-related graphic with cherry in glass. fun unisex socks.
Call Me Old Fashioned
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Call Me Old Fashioned
$14.00
I'll bet that you didn't know that 'Call Me Old Fashioned' referred to the classic cocktail and not just an expression meaning a bit old-fashioned. Now that you know, may I interest you in these white socks with brown tops that bear the words 'Call Me Old Fashioned' in brown...
black socks with white text reading "alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk". crew length.
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
$14.00
Black socks with white text that reads "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk" - a tongue in cheek joke and memento that even the greatest beverages can't fix life's biggest problems. Designed to fit all people, these unisex, crew-length socks let you express your playful...
yellow crew length athletic socks for men and women with white bubbles and text that reads '{here for the beer}'.
Here For The Beer Athletic
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Here For The Beer Athletic
$14.00
Put on your beer goggles and slip into these 'Here For The Beer' athletic crew socks. Whether you're kicking back at home or hitting the town, these socks will make sure everyone knows what you're really here for. The bright yellow socks are covered in white bubbles and the text...
yellow socks with blue toe, heel, and cuff. "kathy" printed on left cuff. "this beer is making me awesome" on front. crew length. for men and women.
Beer Awesome
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Beer Awesome
$11.00
Beer Awesome socks are the ultimate party favor for any beer lover. With their bright yellow color, blue toe, heel, and cuff, and the words "This Beer is Making Me Awesome" printed on the front, these socks are sure to get a laugh from your friends. Plus, they're made with...
crew length blue socks with white polka dots that say 'does this mask make my butt look big?' and 'how do i drink wine with this mask?' on them.
Mask
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Mask
$10.00
These socks are the bomb! They're blue with white polka dots and say "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?" - pandemic fashion at its finest. You'll feel like a total genius when everyone gets a kick out of your...
black socks with yellow toes, heels, and cuffs. red and white striped legs. 'eat drink & be moody' in red and yellow letters on the front. crew length, for men and women.  /
Eat Drink & Be Moody
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Eat Drink & Be Moody
$14.00
These 'Eat Drink & Be Moody' socks are the perfect culinary companion for the serious snacker who appreciates great footwear. Made for munchers and sippers, these socks have red and white striped legs, yellow toes and cuffs, plus the words 'Eat Drink & Be Moody' written on the front. With...
brown crew socks with pretzel and wheat pattern, 'home is where the beer is' text, for men and women
Home Is Where The Beer Is
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Home Is Where The Beer Is
$14.00
Pretzel Patterned Beer Socks: Where Beer and Fashion Collide! Kick back and relax with a frothy beer while rocking these quirky pretzel and wheat patterned socks. The phrase 'Home Is Where The Beer Is' proudly displayed on these brown and off-white socks is sure to spark conversations at your next...
purple crew socks with wine glass and bottle pattern for men, women, and kids.
Wine Game Me And Mini
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$13.00
Wine Game Me And Mini
$13.00
Get ready to twinkle toes with your little one in these adorable matching socks for mom and kid! The mom's pair boasts a playful "Wine Game Strong" theme, perfect for those evenings when a glass of wine is just what the doctor ordered. T For the kiddo, the socks playfully...
men's and women's crew socks with a brown lion and text that says "i drink & i know things"
I Drink & I Know Things
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
I Drink & I Know Things
$14.00
These socks are sure to make people take a second look! The light gray base, brown toes and heels are reminiscent of a lion's mane, and the brown and white striped cuff adds a touch of whimsy. Front and center, the bold words "I DRINK & I KNOW THINGS" are...