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Pair of grey crew socks with a black cuff. Features a dachshund in a Santa hat sledding, snowflakes, and the text 'Dachshund Through the Snow'.
Dachshund Through the Snow
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dachshund Through the Snow
$14.00
Dashing through the snow, a dachshund goes! Embark on a winter wonderland adventure with these Dachshund Through the Snow socks. With a festive red Santa hat and cartoonish charm, these gray socks with black toes and heels are sure to bring holiday cheer to your feet. Whether you're hitting the...
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Gray crew socks with a white panel featuring a cartoon of a meeting with the words 'Fuck This Meeting'.  The socks have 'COOL' subtly printed on the bottom.
Fuck This Meeting
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
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Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
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A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
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Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
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Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
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Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
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Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
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A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
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Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
Five pairs of crew socks in Friends-themed designs: gray with the show's logo, black with 'How You Doin'', pink with lobsters, and cream/green with Central Perk.
Friends 5 Pack
Crew SocksBioworld
$20.00
Friends 5 Pack
$20.00
Strut your stuff in our Friends 5 Pack Crew Socks for Men, featuring a delightful medley of lobsters, rainbows, coffee mugs, picture frames, and the iconic Central Perk logo. These socks are a hilarious tribute to the beloved TV show Friends, promising to add a touch of whimsy to your...
Pair of grey and tan crew socks. Features a turkey with "VEGANS RULE" text. Patterned top and foot sections in black, white, and grey.
Vegans Rule
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Vegans Rule
$14.00
If you’re all about a plant-based life, these socks are right up your alley. They feature a proud turkey on a light tan background, standing tall with its vibrant red wattle and blue head. Underneath, it clearly states "VEGANS RULE" in bold black letters. The leg section also has patterned...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
Single crew sock with dark grey top and teal foot, depicting Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, and a UFO at night.
Don't Stop Believing
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Stop Believing
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves a good mystery. They feature a night scene with a long-necked creature rising from vibrant teal water, watched by a fuzzy, ape-like figure on the visible side. Above them, a classic flying saucer beams light down from a starry, striped sky. The main...