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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
$15.00
Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
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Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$15.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
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A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering.  The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
Hot Homo
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Homo
$15.00
Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
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Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
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Pair of grey crew socks with blue stripes and the text 'Real Men Change Diapers'.
Real Men Change Diapers
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Real Men Change Diapers
$15.00
Sporting a no-nonsense message, these socks come in a solid grey color. The main event is on the upper leg, where bold blue stripes carry white block letters spelling out 'REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS.' Thin white horizontal stripes separate the blue sections, giving it a clean look. The top cuff...
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Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Is My Therapist
$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
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A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
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Pair of white crew socks with green and yellow-orange cuff stripes. Features 'I ❤️ TENNIS' text with a red heart. Green heels and toes.
I Heart Tennis
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Tennis
$15.00
White crew socks, built for the love of tennis. Up top, bold horizontal stripes in green and yellow-orange frame the clear 'I ❤️ TENNIS' message. The 'I' and 'TENNIS' are bright green, with a classic red heart in between. Solid green panels define the heels and toes, giving them a...
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Pair of white crew socks with purple and black stripes and an 'I heart Pickleball' graphic.
I Heart Pickleball
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Pickleball
$15.00
There's something special about pickleball players—they know how to dink with style and flair. Celebrate your love for the game with these vibrant socks, perfect for showing off on or off the court. Crafted in the USA, these bleach white cotton socks with red, black, and purple nylon accents are...
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A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
Favorite Brother
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Brother
$15.00
Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
Cool Aunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Aunt
$15.00
A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Pickle Energy
$15.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Clit Energy
$15.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
Big Butt Energy
Big Butt Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Butt Energy
$15.00
These socks come in a bold, rich purple, perfect for making a statement without saying a word, unless you count the actual words on them. Down the cuff, you've got 'BIG BUTT ENERGY' spelled out in bright pink and neon yellow letters, so everyone knows your vibe. There are crisp...
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$15.00
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
Two lavender crew socks with cream heel/toe. Maroon and white stripes on cuff, 'FAVORITE SISTER' text visible on one sock.
Favorite Sister
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Sister
$15.00
Let everyone know who truly reigns supreme in the sibling hierarchy with these 'Favorite Sister' socks. They come in a lovely soft lavender, definitely a step up from boring plain white. Around the ribbed cuff, you'll spot bold maroon stripes framing bright white lines, with 'FAVORITE SISTER' spelled out in...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Cruises
$15.00
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Do Not Disturb
$15.00
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
Pair of black crew socks with pink and beige retro stripes.  Pink accents at the heel and toe. Small logo on the sole.
Judy Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Judy Retro
$15.00
Time to kick it old school. These 'Judy Retro' socks are pure throwback vibes, ready for your next adventure or just chilling on the couch. They've got a solid black base, perfect for letting those bold stripes pop. You'll spot wide bands of bright hot pink mixed with classic tan...
Pair of black crew socks with grey and white stripes.  Features a light grey toe and heel, and a small logo on the sole.
George Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
George Retro
$15.00
Remember those classic athletic socks from back in the day? These are exactly that vibe, but updated for your feet right now. The George Retro socks come in a solid black, giving them a sleek base. Up top, around the ankle, you'll see a cool set of stripes, alternating between...
Pair of black crew socks with pink and gold retro stripes. Yellow heel and toe.
Jane Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Jane Retro
$15.00
Kick it old school with a pair of 'Jane Retro' socks. They have that classic tube sock vibe, sporting bold stripes around the cuff. The main body is solid black, giving way to bright yellow at the toe and heel. Up top, you'll spot a cool stripe pattern with alternating...
Pair of black crew socks with green and off-white retro stripes. Green accents at the heel and toe.
Elroy Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Elroy Retro
$15.00
The Elroy Retro socks bring back those classic athletic vibes, but with a fresh twist. A solid black crew sock, it features bold horizontal stripes around the cuff that really stand out. You'll see vibrant green bands alternating with crisp white ones, giving them that unmistakable old-school look. The toe...
Astro Retro
Astro Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Astro Retro
$15.00
Blast off to another era with these Astro Retro socks. They capture that cool, vintage sci-fi vibe with their bold color block design. The main body of the sock is a deep black, making those bright orange and light blue stripes really pop around the cuff. You'll see several thick...
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Guacamole
$15.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of cream crew socks with red, orange, and yellow horizontal stripes. Red accents at the heel and toe. Small logo on the bottom.
Tiger
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Tiger
$15.00
Unleash your inner tiger with a splash of vibrant colors reminiscent of a retro gym class where style and comfort never skipped a beat. These socks are a cozy embrace for your calves, whether you're channeling your wild side or just lounging around. Made in the USA with a blend...
Pair of cream crew socks with blue and neon green stripes.  The socks have a neon green heel and toe.
Peter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Peter
$15.00
Embrace the vibrant nostalgia of the past with our Retro socks, where style meets comfort in the most delightful way. These Peter socks bring back the charm of yesteryears with their cream base adorned by striking green and blue stripes. Perfectly crafted for a relaxed fit, they gently hug your...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and grey horizontal stripes. Black cuffs and subtle embroidered logo.
Mike
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Mike
$15.00
Just like a classic vinyl record or a cherished Polaroid photo, some things are timeless—and our Retro socks are no exception. With a nod to the past and a splash of vibrant color, these socks bring a retro vibe to your everyday ensemble. Whether you prefer them pulled up or...
Pair of blue and yellow crew socks. Features 'I Love Puzzles' text and yellow stripes.
I Love Puzzles Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Puzzles Gym
$15.00
If puzzle solving is your jam, if you're the sort of person who loves putting the pieces together, these socks will have you cheering, "Eureka!" The "I Love Puzzles" socks are the perfect accessory for your next puzzling marathon - and they might just bring you some extra luck. They're...
Pair of black crew socks with lavender stripes and 'ENFANT TERRIBLE' text.
Enfant Terrible
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Enfant Terrible
$15.00
Laugh in the face of fashion norms with these Enfant Terrible socks, featuring the words "enfant" on the left sock and "terrible" on the right. These crew-length socks, perfect for both men and women, are bold, funny, and just a little bit rebellious. Wear them with your favorite sneakers or...
Pair of white crew socks with a lavender and black band reading 'GAY'.
Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Gay
$13.00
Pride month? Nah, they're Gay every month. Reach your peak pride in these quarter length socks featuring bold white with purple stripes and the word "GAY" in purple block letters across the top. Perfect for men and women who are down for a good laugh at the average sock.
Pair of white crew socks with a light blue, black, and rainbow heart 'LOVE' stripe.
Love
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Love
$13.00
They say love is blind, but these socks are anything but! Adorned with the bold word "LOVE" in rainbow-colored letters and a tiny red heart in the "O," these quarter-length socks are a playful and eye-catching way to show your love. From casual outings to romantic getaways, these socks are...
A pair of yellow crew socks with red and white stripes and the words 'EAT ME' in red.  Small logo on the sole.
Eat Me Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Eat Me Gym
$15.00
Feel the burn it's workout time! These in-your-face crew socks will put a pep in your step and a smile on your face as you break a sweat. These socks will have you working out like a boss and looking fly while you're doing it. Get ready to achieve your...
Pair of cream crew socks with pink and red horizontal stripes and red cuffs.
Marcia
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Marcia
$15.00
Remember the days when retro wasn't just a style, but a lifestyle? Bringing back the charm of yesteryears, our "Marcia" socks are a nostalgic nod to the vibrant spirit of the past. With a relaxed fit that's as gentle as a breezy afternoon, these socks are your new go-to for...
Pair of off-white crew socks with green and lime green stripes, and dark green cuffs.  Features a small logo.
Greg
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Greg
$15.00
It’s like a retro revival for your feet! These Greg socks capture the essence of the past while embracing modern comfort and style. With a relaxed fit and vibrant green accents, they’re the perfect blend of nostalgia and contemporary flair. Whether you pull them up high or scrunch them down...
Pair of white crew socks with neon yellow and black stripes and 'Pickleball Nerd' text.
Pickleball Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Pickleball Nerd
$15.00
Some say pickleball is a sport; others call it an obsession. Either way, these "Pickleball Nerd" socks are a tribute to the game that's captured hearts across the nation. Crafted with Bleach White Cotton and accented with Lime and Black Nylon, they offer a stylish nod to your favorite pastime....
A pair of pink crew socks with teal cuffs and yellow stripes.  Black text reads 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It'.
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
$15.00
Looking for a cheeky splash of color to brighten your day? Check out our 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It' socks! Splashed in vibrant pink and stamped with a bold, playful message in yellow, blue, and black, these socks are sure to kick-start conversations and smiles. Perfect for lounging...
Pair of white ankle socks with a black 'Snob' logo across the top. Simple, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.
Snob
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
Snob socks: The perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. These white socks feature the word "Snob" in bold black letters, so you can show off your personality wherever you go. Whether you're wearing them to a party, a meeting, or just...