Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Unisex Crew Socks
- Black Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Purple Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- by: Gumball Poodle
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These unisex crew socks wear their feelings in block letters, and they do it without trying to soften the message. The bold text makes an immediate impression, while the sharp stripes and contrast details keep the look graphic and a little unruly in the best way. They have the kind of visual punch that reads from across the room, which is useful when words are not enough or when they are exactly enough.
Built as crew socks, they sit comfortably with sneakers, boots, or lived-in house shoes, adding a rebellious note to denim, joggers, shorts, or whatever uniform the day has handed over. The message is funny because it is so direct, but it also lands as a very specific kind of honesty. For anyone who enjoys a little sarcasm with their wardrobe, these socks are an easy win.
They make a strong gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone who appreciates dry humor and a good callback to daily exhaustion. If you know someone who likes their accessories with a side of attitude, these socks will be remembered long after the wrapping paper is gone.
- Black Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810429023333 Black
- Purple Size: Women's size 6 US to Men's Size 15
- Material: Cotton-Polyester-Spandex-Rubber Blend
- Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
- UPC: 810429025313 Purple
