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A pair of crew socks with a grey background and repeating pattern of pixelated green dumpsters engulfed in flames. The socks have a green cuff.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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A pair of navy blue crew socks with a repeating pattern of red and green reindeer and white snowflakes. The socks have red toes and heels.
Naughty Reindeer Games
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Naughty Reindeer Games
$12.00
These 'Naughty Reindeer Games' socks are a fun twist on a classic holiday pattern. The visible portion shows a navy blue background with a repeating design of red and green reindeer in, shall we say, compromising positions. White snowflakes are interspersed throughout the pattern. The socks have a red toe...
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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A pair of mustard-yellow crew socks featuring colorful gnomes skateboarding and carrying boomboxes.
Gnarly Gnome
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Gnarly Gnome
$16.00
Gnarly Gnomes Socks: The perfect socks for the gnarliest of gnomes! These crew length socks feature a pattern of cartoon gnomes skateboarding, complete with red and blue hats, green shirts, and yellow skateboards. They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and whimsy to your outfit, and they're...
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Loaf
$10.00
Loafing through life? Cat napping the day away? Then these Cat Loaf crew socks are perfect for you. Snooze the day away in these cozy, light blue socks with a pattern of sleeping cartoon cats nestled on slices of bread. Whether you're up early catching worms or curled up on...
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A pair of crew socks with a black background, lime green cuffs, and repeating atom designs in blue, red, and yellow.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Lemme Atom
$12.00
Who needs a nuclear reactor when you can rock these atomic socks? These stylish socks feature a repeating pattern of atoms with yellow nuclei and red electrons. The green toe and heel add a pop of color to these fun and educational socks. Perfect for the science enthusiast in your...
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Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
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A pair of black crew socks with purple cuffs. The socks are adorned with a pattern of white skeletons performing yoga poses.
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Skeleton Yoga
$10.00
Ever heard of the saying 'dead men tell no tales'? Well, that couldn't be further from the truth if they were wearing these socks! Who needs a yoga instructor when you have a skeleton in a crow pose or downward-facing dog? With these Skeleton Yoga socks, the living dead will...
Crew socks in black and green featuring a Fair Isle pattern with T-Rex dinosaurs wearing Santa hats.
Santasaurus Rex
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Santasaurus Rex
$10.00
Santasaurus Rex socks: Celebrate the festive season with these jolly socks featuring Santasauruses - Santa hats wearing green dinosaurs - frolicking amidst snowy landscapes and presents. They're sure to bring a smile to your face and have your friends asking where you got them (and if they can borrow a...
Pair of gray crew socks with a robot control panel design, atom graphic, and the phrase 'Genius at Work'. Features pops of orange, teal, and yellow.
Genius at Work
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Genius at Work
$16.00
Kick your feet into gear with the hilarious 'Genius at Work' socks, designed for the mechanical masterminds! These socks in gray boast a playful pattern of gears, cogs, and various mechanical elements. Gear up for grins with the 'Genius at Work' proclamation displayed on the left sock. Bust out these...
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text. Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee. Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Bearly Awake
$16.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
Crew socks in teal and mint green stripes featuring adorable otter designs. Otters are shown peeking from behind the stripes.
My Otter Foot
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
My Otter Foot
$13.00
Otter-ly, otter-ly adorable! These socks are swimming with cartoon sea otters in a blue-green lagoon. They're soft, colorful, and perfect for anyone who loves these cute creatures! Also, did you know otters can hold their breath for up to 8 minutes? That's impressive!
Pair of grey crew socks with a festive design. Features champagne glasses wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers, along with candy canes and holly.
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
$13.00
When you're on first base, nobody throws you a curveball, so get on your Santa hat and put some sparklers in your sequined champagne glass, because it's Christmas Eve and you're feeling so festive in your new Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer socks. You'll be singing "Let It Snow" while you're throwing those...
Pair of crew socks; green background with festive Corgis wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers; snowflakes for a holiday feel.
Happy Pawlidays
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Happy Pawlidays
$10.00
Feeling festive? Paws for a moment and slip into these cheerful Happy Pawlidays socks. Featuring a jolly pattern of cartoon corgis sporting Santa hats and reindeer antlers against a backdrop of snowflakes, these socks will instantly boost your spirits and make you the paw-ty life of any holiday gathering.
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
Pair of crew socks, black and green, featuring a Christmas-themed pattern with dinosaurs wearing Santa hats.
Santasaurus Rex
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Santasaurus Rex
$12.00
Calling all dino-mite Santas! Gear up for the jolliest time of the year with our epic Santasaurus Rex Crew Socks. Picture this - jolly green dinosaurs rocking Santa hats and carrying pressies in their mighty mouths, all set against a festive backdrop of snow and Christmas trees. These socks are...
Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, binoculars, and feathers. Text reads 'Bird Nerd'.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bird Nerd
$10.00
These Bird Nerd socks are perfect for any bird enthusiast. Featuring a white base with a green cuff and heel, these socks have a vibrant pattern of blue and green feathers and binoculars, along with the words "Bird Nerd" written on the front. Whether you're a casual birdwatcher or an...
A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
Cool cats in shades to turn heads and make paws. These blue crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats rocking sunglasses and the words 'Cool Cat' in a repeating pattern. Perfect for cat-loving ladies looking to add some fun and whimsy to their sock drawer!
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jolly Poo
$12.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Crew socks in teal with a repeated pattern of yellow bananas skateboarding. Bananas wear sunglasses.
Peeling Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Peeling Out
$16.00
Peel out in style with these Peeling Out socks! Picture this: a crew of skateboarding bananas, shredding it up on pink skateboards, all while rocking sunglasses. These green socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and quirk to your footwear game. Who says bananas can't be...
Crew socks in green with brown accents. Features a cartoon squirrel, acorns, and the text 'My Yard My Rules My Nuts!'
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts! Socks: Step into a world of backyard hilarity with our My Yard My Rules My Nuts! socks. Featuring a squirrel standing tall on a branch, these socks boldly declares "My Yard, My Rules, My Nuts!" with a mischievous grin. With brown toes, heels, and...
A pair of black crew socks with a whimsical Christmas design. Features light blue Yetis in Santa hats, green Christmas trees, and candy canes.
Is It Christmas Yeti?
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Is It Christmas Yeti?
$12.00
Is it Christmas Yeti? You decide while wearing these fun and festive crew socks that feature cartoon yetis sporting red Santa hats and carrying candy canes. Other holiday motifs include Christmas trees and snowflakes. Just try not to get snow in your boots!
Pair of women's crew socks. Green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats and scarves. Red and black accents.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bah
$10.00
Step into the holiday season with a wink! These green crew socks for women feature an assembly of white sheep, each stylishly sporting a red Santa hat, and make a playful jab at festive norms with "Baaa...Humbug!" stitched boldly across them. With red cuffs, black heels, and toes, these socks...
Green crew socks with a festive design. Features adorable Corgi dogs wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers against a snowflake background.
Happy Pawlidays
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Happy Pawlidays
$12.00
These Happy Pawlidays crew socks for men are a festive way to celebrate the season! Featuring a cheerful pattern of cartoon corgis wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Show your holiday spirit and keep your feet cozy with these...
Pair of crew socks; green and red with sloths hanging from candy canes; whimsical Christmas design.
Merry Slothmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Merry Slothmas
$12.00
Ho-ho-holiday spirit with Merry Slothmas socks! These cozy green crew socks feature a festive pattern of sloths in Santa hats, carrying candy canes. They're as merry as can be, with the soles in classic Christmas red, and snowflakes dancing along the tops. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer and keeping your...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
Teal crew socks with a coffee cup and coffee bean design. The text 'Life Happens, Coffee Helps' is featured on the sock.
Life Happens Coffee Helps
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Life Happens Coffee Helps
$10.00
Life happens, Coffee helps! And when life gives you lemons, wear these fun blue crew socks featuring a white coffee cup with brown coffee beans. You got this!
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and star pattern and the text 'Let It Snow!' in yellow, blue, and white.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Let It Snow
$10.00
Let It Snow...Somewhere Else. Embrace the winter blues with these icy blue crew socks adorned with snowflakes and the phrase "Let it Snow!" in golden script. But wait, there's a twist! Below, you'll find the hilarious addition "Somewhere Else." Perfect for those who love the holiday spirit but prefer to...
Pair of dark-grey crew socks with a tan heel and toe. Features a beer mug graphic with the text 'I Drink & Know Things' and a repeating bottle design.
I Drink & Know Things
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Drink & Know Things
$14.00
Put a drink in your hand and suddenly, your a contestant on Jeopardy! Who cares if your friends don't understand what you're saying through your slurred speach - you know you're right...at least in this moment you think you do. This pair of funny socks will have your friends ordering...
Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bitch
$15.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
Crew socks in dark gray with a light purple caduceus and the text 'Trust Me I'm A Doctor.' The toe and cuff are light blue.
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
$10.00
In a world plagued by skepticism, Trust Me I'm A Doctor socks serve as the antidote. The gray backdrop adorned with a caduceus in blue will have you channeling your inner doctor, while the words "Trust Me...I'm A Doctor" add a healthy dose of humor to your ensemble. Slip into...
Pair of women's crew socks; light grey with a sassy cartoon woman graphic, 'Crazy Bitch' text, and red broken heart accents.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
Pair of light blue crew socks with playful illustrations of cats tumbling out of a pill bottle.
Purr-scription For Happiness
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Purr-scription For Happiness
$13.00
Looking for a fun and adorable way to brighten your day? Our Purr-scription For Happiness socks are just what the doctor ordered! These irresistible crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats in various poses, sure to put a smile on your face and make you feel all warm and...
Pair of crew socks in teal and green. Feature a graphic of a person reading on a bench with the text: 'Fuck Off I'm Reading'.
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
Pair of crew socks with navy blue background, red and green gnomes, and 'Ho Ho Ho' text.
Ho Ho Homies
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Ho Ho Homies
$12.00
Hey, you gnome-sayin' folks! Get the holiday spirit with our Ho Ho Homies socks. These blue crew socks feature a hilarious pattern of cartoon gnomes with red and green Santa hats. Perfect for the Christmas enthusiast who wants to spread joy or anyone who loves a good pun. It's about...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Crew socks in light blue with a pattern of cartoon dragons smoking. Dragons are green, pink, and yellow.
Blowing Smoke
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Blowing Smoke
$10.00
Dragons jamming out on a bright blue stage? Now that's a concert worth attending! These socks bring together mythical creatures and musical fun in a whimsical design that's sure to spark joy and conversation. Perfect for those who like their fashion to tell a story, these socks are your new...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Green crew socks with a Krampus design, candy canes, and Christmas trees. Features black and red accents.
Krampus Believes in You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Krampus Believes in You
$16.00
Krampus, the mischievous counterpart to jolly St. Nick, makes a bold statement on these festive socks. Perfect for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of delightful mischief. With a nod to folklore and a sprinkle of humor, these socks capture the spirit of Christmas in a way...
Crew socks in green with red cuffs, featuring skeletons tangled in colorful Christmas lights. Glows in the dark!
Eating Light This Holiday
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Eating Light This Holiday
$13.00
They say laughter is the best shock absorber, and these electrifying cat socks are here to prove just that. With a playful design featuring a skeleton and Christmas lights, these socks are the perfect blend of humor and holiday spirit. And rest assured, the cat involved is perfectly safe and...
Brown crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of illustrated cats' backsides in orange tabby and tuxedo colors.
Cat Butts
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Butts
$12.00
Cats have a way of showing you their best side… or at least their most frequent one. These socks capture that cat-titude perfectly with a quirky design of feline rears. Whether you find it hilarious or just plain cheeky, you won't be able to unsee this playful pattern of orange,...
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$15.00
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...