Primitives by Kathy

Primitives by Kathy

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Primitives by Kathy brings their signature witty, folk-inspired charm to sock form. This indie brand loves a good laugh paired with cozy comfort, creating socks that feel as good as they look. Expect heartfelt humor, quirky designs, and that special something that makes small moments memorable.
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  • Pair of crew hiking socks. Tan background with a trail, trees, mountains, and a small hiker graphic. Grey cuffs and light blue water detail.
    Sold out

    These Are My Hiking Socks

    These Are My Hiking Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of brown and gold crew socks with 'Awesome Dad', yellow arrows, and cream stripes.

    Awesome Dad

    Awesome Dad

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of light blue crew socks with red and blue bicycle designs and the text 'These Are My Biking Socks'.

    These Are My Biking Socks

    These Are My Biking Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of teal crew socks with white daisies, gold cuffs, and yellow text reading 'Awesome Grandma' and an upward-pointing arrow.

    Awesome Grandma

    Awesome Grandma

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Grey crew socks with a red 'These Are My I Don't Give A Shit Socks' message and a repeated sock pattern.

    These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks

    These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Featured

    These Are My Road Trip Socks
    Unisex Crew Socks

    Your feet's new favorite travel buddies.

    $12
  • Crew socks in grey and pink. One sock shows a woman and cat gossiping; the other shows the cat alone. Text reads 'My cat and I talk shit about you!'

    My Cat And I

    My Cat And I

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of crew socks with a fun breakfast design. One sock features crispy brown bacon, the other shows sunny-side up eggs. The main colors are mustard yellow and brown.

    Bacon & Eggs

    Bacon & Eggs

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of crew socks with sloths hanging from tree branches on a green background. The socks are brown and green, and feature the text 'Don't Rush Me'.

    Don't Rush Me

    Don't Rush Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12

  • Wit with a homemade edge

    The best humor wears in before it wears out.

    Primitives by Kathy brings a distinct point of view to crew socks, mixing dry humor, affectionate animal themes, and everyday interests into something that feels personal rather than polished to a shine. The brand’s folk-inspired look gives the collection a lived-in character, while the wording and themes keep it grounded in real life. It is witty without trying too hard.

    That balance makes these novelty socks easy to wear and easy to give. A reading pair, a dog-themed pair, a road trip pair, or one of the more unapologetic sayings can all work as small but memorable gift ideas. The unisex feel broadens the appeal, and the variety keeps the collection moving between sweet, sassy, and a little bit offbeat. For anyone who prefers their fun socks with a sense of personality and a touch of warmth, this is a strong place to look.

  • Pair of crew socks. Dark blue background, orange tabby cat illustration, and the text 'The Cat is an Asshole'.

    The Cat

    The Cat

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of brown crew socks with a tan book stack design and a white label reading 'These Are My Reading Socks' and 'Leave Me Alone'.

    These Are My Reading Socks

    These Are My Reading Socks

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of gray and blue crew socks. Features gray arrows, the words "Awesome Boyfriend", a geometric pattern, and thin navy stripes.

    Awesome Boyfriend

    Awesome Boyfriend

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Brown crew socks with a Golden Retriever image, orange paw prints, and the text 'I Love My Golden Retriever'.

    I Love My Golden Retriever

    I Love My Golden Retriever

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Cream crew socks with a fun design of black dogs, wine bottles, and glasses. Text reads, 'Dogs and Wine Make Everything Fine'.

    Dogs And Wine

    Dogs And Wine

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in olive green with black paw prints and a German Shepherd image. The text 'I love my German Shepherd' is partially visible.

    I Love My German Shepherd

    I Love My German Shepherd

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue. One sock says 'Yes, I'm a Nurse', the other says 'No, I don't wanna look at it'. They feature small white flowers and red heart designs.

    Don't Wanna Look

    Don't Wanna Look

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Gray crew socks with a black toe and cuff. The socks show multiple dogs of different breeds on leashes with the text 'These Are My Dog Walking Socks'.

    These Are My Dog Walking Socks

    These Are My Dog Walking Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Cream crew socks with black paw prints and a black dog design. Text reads: 'Life is better with a dog'.

    Life Is Better With A Dog

    Life Is Better With A Dog

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in gray and pink. Design features a cartoon woman and dog with speech bubble saying, "My dog and I talk shit about you!"

    My Dog And I

    My Dog And I

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks in grey with red cuffs. Design includes a dog illustration, paw prints, and the text 'I just wanna stay at home and hang out with my dog'.

    Hang With My Dog

    Hang With My Dog

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Crew socks, dark gray with orange cuffs. All-over fried egg design and 'Have an Egg-cellent Day!' text.
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    Egg-cellent

    Egg-cellent

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $11
  • Lifestyle product shot showing 'Just Say No To Bullshit' socks casually displayed on a wooden side table. [lf]

    Just Say No To Bullshit

    Just Say No To Bullshit

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12

  • Customer reviews

    What our customers are saying

    I love the designs and colors. The fabric is strong and comfortable.

    ★★★★★
    Mario Verified buyer These Are My Hiking Socks

    I love my new socks! They are adorable as well as comfortable. I will be sure to order again some time for more designs.

    ★★★★★
    Stephanie Verified buyer Awesome Boyfriend

    Love the many designs and colors. These socks make an interesting gift to family members.

    ★★★★★
    Kathlene Verified buyer I Love My Yorkie
  • Crew socks in teal and yellow. Feature funny illustrations of working from home, including a laptop, cat, and sticky notes.

    My Working From Home Socks

    My Working From Home Socks

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of light blue crew socks with black cuffs. Features various sports balls (basketball, football, baseball, soccer ball) and the text 'These Are My Game Day Socks'.
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    These Are My Game Day Socks

    These Are My Game Day Socks

    Men's Crew Socks
    $11
  • A pair of brown crew socks with a Yorkshire Terrier image and orange paw prints. The text 'I love my Yorkie' is also visible.
    Sold out

    I Love My Yorkie

    I Love My Yorkie

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $11
  • Pair of crew socks in blue with brown and beige paw prints. Text reads: 'My Therapist Has Paws'.

    My Therapist Has Paws

    My Therapist Has Paws

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $11
  • Pair of crew socks, white with blue accents. One sock says "I cannot adult today," the other features a cat illustration and "Tom Does Good."

    Adult Today

    Adult Today

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of dark green crew socks with a white pattern of golf balls, clubs, tees, and pennants. The socks also say 'These are my golf socks'.

    Theses Are My Golf Socks

    Theses Are My Golf Socks

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12
  • A pair of grey crew socks with light blue cuffs. The socks feature an upward arrow, the words 'Awesome Nurse', red poppies, and a beaker graphic.

    Awesome Nurse

    Awesome Nurse

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Pair of crew socks in coral and gray. They feature gray upward arrows, a navy band with the words "Awesome Husband", and horizontal stripes.

    Awesome Husband

    Awesome Husband

    Men's Crew Socks
    $12