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Pair of crew socks; blue background, donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps, red bow ties.
Smart Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Smart Ass
$12.00
If you're a proud smartass with a love for all things cheeky and playful, then these novelty socks are the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Featuring a pattern of donkeys looking downright intellectual in reading glasses, a red bow tie, and a graduation cap, these socks are a tongue-in-cheek way...
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Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Smart Ass XL
$14.00
Heads up! Say hello to our Smart Ass XL crew socks. Picture this: a parade of cartoon donkeys prancing across your feet, each one sporting a dapper red bow tie and stylish black eyeglasses. No more boring, plain socks for you. These light tan beauties will make you the center...
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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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Pair of crew socks; black background with repeating pattern of brown otters swimming; brown cuff.
Significant Otter
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Significant Otter
$12.00
Looking for the perfect gift for your significant otter? Why not gift them these cool, punny socks! Each awesome pair of men's novelty crew socks feature otter couples that are floating around and printed all over against a black background. The cuffs, heels, and toe lines are brown.
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Loaf
$10.00
Loafing through life? Cat napping the day away? Then these Cat Loaf crew socks are perfect for you. Snooze the day away in these cozy, light blue socks with a pattern of sleeping cartoon cats nestled on slices of bread. Whether you're up early catching worms or curled up on...
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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$14.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
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A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
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Pair of crew socks with a teal background featuring a repeating pattern of otters holding hands and small hearts.
Significant Otter
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Significant Otter
$10.00
Cuteness overload! You and your significant other will go otterly crazy over these adorable socks! Each fun pair feature otters holding hands and showing each other love and affection. Don't let the love of life drift away and gift them a pair of these super cute socks. Now you can...
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A pair of women's crew socks in teal. Otters holding watermelon slices are playfully printed against a light teal background.
Ottermelon
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Ottermelon
$10.00
Ottermelon: The Socks for Otter Lovers! Prepare to see double your watermelons! Our Ottermelon socks are here to bring a splash of summer fun to your feet! Picture this: two-toned blue socks, adorned with a delightful pattern of cartoon otters feasting on juicy slices of watermelon. And guess what, these...
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Pair of teal and gray crew socks featuring a graphic of a dog with a beer, text reads 'In dog beers I've had 1'.
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
$14.00
Everyone always confuses dog years with human years. All we know is that less means more when it comes to a man's best friend! These funny socks feature a graphic dog enjoying a nice cold brew. Above him reads "In dog beers I've had 1". These cool socks make a...
Crew socks in teal featuring a red octopus reading a book. Fun, quirky design with whimsical details.
The Octive Reader
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
The Octive Reader
$11.00
Octopuses got brains the size of peanuts but they're one of the most intelligent animals on earth. They love reading too. So, when your book club meets, read The Octive Reader. These turquoise socks feature bright red octopuses wearing glasses and reading books. They're made for women and come in...
Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
A Real Bad Ass
$14.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
Crew socks in light blue with a repeating flower pattern. Feature a cowboy cat graphic with the text 'MEOWDY PURRRRTNER'. Red accents on cuff and heel.
Meowdy Purrtner
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner! These gray socks, with a vibrant red cuff and heel and toe, feature a charming white cat sporting a brown cowboy hat and a fiery red bandana. The words 'Meowdy' and 'Purrtner' accompany this rootin' tootin' kitty in bold brown letters. Slip into these crew-length socks and let...
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design. Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
Cool cats in shades to turn heads and make paws. These blue crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats rocking sunglasses and the words 'Cool Cat' in a repeating pattern. Perfect for cat-loving ladies looking to add some fun and whimsy to their sock drawer!
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
Pair of women's crew socks. Lavender background with repeating pattern of brown, beige and grey hamsters holding sunflower seeds. Purple cuffs.
Going Ham
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Going Ham
$10.00
These Going Ham socks are as stuffed with fun as these purple cartoon hamsters are with sunflower seeds. They're a perfect present for any hamster or pun lover in your life. Next time you're feeling down, go ham-ster and put a pair of these crew socks on!
A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties. Small red lips are also part of the design.
Monkey Biz
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Monkey Biz
$12.00
Monkey Biz Socks: Monkeying Around in Style! Step into Monkey Biz socks and let the good times roll! These black crew socks for men feature an irresistible pattern of serious monkeys dressed in suits and ties, carrying briefcases. Picture this: monkeys in the boardroom, taking care of monkey business! The...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a beige cuff. Features a pink poodle design and 'Fancy Bitch' text in gold glitter.
Fancy Bitch
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Fancy Bitch
$8.00
Strut your stuff in these Fancy Bitch crew socks! These dark blue socks feature a pink bow-wearing dood ready to add a touch of elegance to your step. Show off your love for dogs and make a splash wherever you go with these fun and fashionable socks.
Pair of crew socks, blue with brown alpaca illustrations. One sock says 'Vacay you say?' and the other says 'Alpaca My Bags'.
Alpaca My Bags
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Alpaca My Bags
$14.00
Don these blue crew socks and let a charming brown llama be your guide to kicking back! Adorned with the playful words "Alpaca My Bags" and "Vacay You Say?", they're your cozy companions for dreaming about your next getaway or simply lounging with a touch of whimsy. These socks aren't...
Crew socks in green featuring two llamas with the phrase 'No ProbLlama', plus cacti and desert landscape on a teal background.
No Probllama
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
No Probllama
$8.00
Who says socks can't be fun? These No Probllama socks take the cake with their llama-zing design. Featuring a chilled-out llama bundled in a blanket, these crew socks have cactus friends and 'No Prob Llama' written on them. They're the perfect pick-me-up for women who need a reminder to kick...
Pair of teal knee-high socks with a whimsical pattern of smiling banana-narwhals.
Bananarwhal
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bananarwhal
$15.00
Kick boredom to the curb and embark on a wild sockventure with Bananarwhals! These striking knee-high socks dazzle with a parade of white narwhals, each boasting a bright yellow banana peel body and a magical horn. Slip into a pair of Bananarwhal socks and prepare for an odyssey where imagination...
Crew socks in orange and pink horizontal stripes. A cartoon cat giving the middle finger is featured on the sock.
Catitude
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Catitude
$11.00
Cattitude socks are the purrfect accessory for any cat lover. These crew socks feature a bold pink and orange stripe with a cheeky cartoon cat giving the middle finger and the word "Cattitude" written across the top. Whether you're looking to add a touch of sass to your everyday look...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
Pair of crew socks in grey, light blue, and pink. Feature a French Bulldog graphic and 'Pardon My French' text.
Pardon My French
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pardon My French
$8.00
Pardon My French Crew Socks: Womens Crew Socks got a basic makeover! All the joy of owning a French Bulldog without the mess or veterinary bills.Pardon My French socks are adorned with a cute little French Bulldog who clearly has just told a racy joke. Perfect for fans of dogs...
Pair of black crew socks featuring two sloths enjoying coffee mugs. Grey cuffs, and 'Sloffee' text.
Sloffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sloffee
$14.00
Sloffee Socks: The Sloth-iest Socks You'll Ever Wear! Sloth around in style with these Sloffee socks, featuring a delightful pattern of sloths sipping coffee from red mugs. Show off your caffeine-fueled sloth spirit with these comfy, black crew socks with a touch of gray on the heel and toe. These...
A pair of dark brown crew socks with a white deer graphic and the phrase 'BUCK YOU'. Gray accents at the heel and toe.
Buck You
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Buck You
$14.00
I'm quite fawn'd of you my deer, but if you are going to be a total jerk to me, you can just buck off! This funny pair of black and gray crew socks features a tough buck head with the phrase "Buck You" below him. Show some sass with your...
Purple crew socks with a Halloween theme. Features dachshunds dressed as hot dogs and the text 'Happy Halloweenie'.
Halloweenie
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Halloweenie
$8.00
Who says a Halloweenie can't be a weenie? These spooktacular socks feature a bunch of black dachshunds dressed up as hotdogs. It's a print so cute and fun, you'll want to sink your teeth into them! The paw-fect choice for Halloween, dress these pups up with your favorite costume and...
Pair of navy blue Christmas slipper socks. Features a Corgi dog wearing a Santa hat on a pile of presents. White paw prints are on the bottom.
Feliz Naughty Dog Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Feliz Naughty Dog Non-Skid Slipper
$8.00
Feliz Naughty Dog Non-Skid Slipper Socks: Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree with Your Furry BFF Woof! Feel the holiday cheer with these ultra-comfy, non-skid slipper socks featuring a festive design of a brown and white dog sporting a jolly Santa hat and standing on a wrapped present. The blue background...
Crew socks in olive green with a playful squirrel design and acorn pattern. 'Let's Get Nuts' text is partially visible.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Let's Get Nuts
$11.00
In this world of nuts, acorns are getting all the attention! Jump on the tree and crack open a few laughs in these "Let's Get Nuts" novelty socks featuring an adorable squirrel stashing acorns away for the winter on one foot, and an all-over acorn pattern on the other, all...
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design. The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Let's Get Nuts
$14.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
Crew socks in bright blue with a whimsical design of black and white cows and gray manatees swimming amongst orange fish.
Sea Cows
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Sea Cows
$10.00
Meet the Sea Cows socks, a whimsical underwater adventure wrapped around your feet. These socks offer a delightful blend of tranquility and humor, perfect for those who appreciate the gentle giants of the sea without the bite of a land shark. Feel snug and secure knowing these charming companions are...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
Side view of a green crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of brown deer. Light green cuff.
Fawning Over You
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Fawning Over You
$10.00
Walk through the forest feeling extra cozy with these green socks. They're covered in little brown fawns, each with those sweet white spots. The main part of the sock is a deeper, earthy green, while the cuffs, heels, and toes are a lighter, fresh minty green. The fawns are shown...
A maroon crew sock with a repeating pattern of orange tigers lying on small green patches. The tigers are stylized and playful.
On The Prowl
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
On The Prowl
$10.00
The rich, deep burgundy color of these socks sets the perfect backdrop for a whole cast of cool tigers. Each visible tiger on this side is a vivid orange with bold black stripes and white facial markings, appearing to be in a low, resting, or prowling stance on a bright...
Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cock Sucker
$12.00
In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
Crew socks featuring donkeys carrying flowers on a light teal background. The socks are teal and green with a repeating whimsical pattern.
Hauling Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hauling Ass
$10.00
Sometimes, life feels like a never-ending relay race, and you've got to keep up the pace. Introducing our "Hauling Ass" socks—crafted for those who hustle hard and play even harder. With whimsical donkeys carrying baskets and delicate white flowers against a calming teal backdrop, these socks are as charming as...
Crew socks in black with colorful rooster and lollipop designs. Red accents at the heel and toe.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cock Sucker
$10.00
Witty comment: When roosters strut and lollipops swirl, you know you're in for a whimsical treat. These socks deliver a quirky combo that's hard to resist, blending the charm of barnyard royalty with the sweetness of a candy shop.
Pair of women's crew socks. Green background with repeating pattern of otters wearing Santa hats and holding gifts. Red and teal accents.
Otterly Merry
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Otterly Merry
$10.00
It's the most otter-ly festive time of the year with these Otterly Merry socks! Picture this: jolly otters swimming in a sea of presents, their tiny red Santa hats bobbing along. Perfect for any otter lover, these socks will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside ”just like a cozy...
Crew socks in navy blue with a pattern of white clouds, cats, dogs, and lightning bolts. Light blue accents at the toe and cuff.
Raining Cats and Dogs
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Raining Cats and Dogs
$10.00
Even in the land of naps and dreams, there's a storm brewing! These socks feature snoozing white cats nestled among clouds, but don't let their peaceful slumber fool you. Yellow lightning bolts and raindrops add a touch of whimsical chaos to this blue backdrop. With a matching blue toe and...
Pair of green and red striped crew socks. A pug wearing a Santa hat is shown on the socks with 'Bah Hum-Pug' written below.
Bah Humpug
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Bah Humpug
$14.00
Deck the halls with boughs of holly...and these Bah Hum-Pug socks! They're crew socks with green and red horizontal stripes. A pug wearing a Santa hat is shown on the sock, with the phrase 'Bah Hum-Pug' underneath. The visible portion of the cuff is red. Perfect for the holidays or...
Pair of green and red striped crew socks. A pug wearing a Santa hat is shown on the socks with the text 'Bah Hum-Pug'.
Bah Humpug
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Bah Humpug
$8.00
Grinch stole Christmas? Bah hum-pug! These crew socks are green and red striped with a cute pug wearing a Santa hat. The visible part shows the pug's face and the phrase 'Bah Hum-Pug' printed below. They're festive, comfy-looking, and perfect for the holidays or anyone who loves pugs. The red...
Pair of taupe crew socks featuring a cartoon squirrel holding acorns and the phrase 'Deez Nuts'. Acorn pattern repeats on the sock.
Deez Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Deez Nuts
$13.00
Deez Nuts: The Squirreliest Socks Ever Show off your nuttiness with these autumn-themed Deez Nuts squirrel socks! They're the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your wardrobe. Made with a blend of cozy and soft materials, they come in a variety of sizes to fit...
Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee. Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Bearly Awake
$14.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
A pair of teal crew socks with a brown bear drinking coffee and the words 'Bearly Awake'. Red accents and small red polka dots decorate the socks.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Bearly Awake
$11.00
Meet 'Bearly Awake' crew socks: the perfect pick-me-up for any coffee lover. Featuring a sleepy bear holding a coffee cup and the punny phrase "Bearly Awake," these socks will bring a smile to your face and a boost to your step. And who knows, they might even make your morning...