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Pair of gray crew socks with a light blue heel and toe. A small mountain scene and 'I'd Hike That' are embroidered on the socks.
I'd Hike That
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
I'd Hike That
$8.00
Take a hike with these cozy crew socks! These womens socks feature a blue toe, heel, and cuff with a pattern of blue and green pine trees and black mountains on a gray background. The title: "I'd Hike That," is a fun play on words that reflects the socks' hiking...
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Pair of crew socks, navy blue and light grey, featuring a fishing-themed design with fish illustrations and the text 'Keeping it Reel'.
Keeping it Reel
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Keeping it Reel
$14.00
Meet the Keeping it Reel Crew Socks, an electrifying fashion statement for the reel men who master the art of angling! Dive into a sea of style as these crew socks bring your feet astonishing aquatic adventures. Adorned with a vibrant pattern of blue waves, brown and orange fish, and...
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Pair of women's ankle socks in white and pink. Features a golf putting graphic and the text 'Here for the Putts'.
Here For The Putts
Ankle SocksK Bell
$8.00
Here For The Putts
$8.00
Do you golf? If so, completing your outfit with our stylish 'Here For The Putt' socks is a hole-in-one! Featuring a fun pattern of pink and blue golf clubs and balls on a white background, these ankle-length socks for women are sure to make a splash on the putting green....
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A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
Cool cats in shades to turn heads and make paws. These blue crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats rocking sunglasses and the words 'Cool Cat' in a repeating pattern. Perfect for cat-loving ladies looking to add some fun and whimsy to their sock drawer!
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Pair of grey crew socks with an orange heel and toe. Features a graphic of a beer glass with a smiling face and the text 'I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist'.
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
$14.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "Hop in these socks! They're the perfect blend of humor and comfort. With a toasty-warm orange toe and heel, these gray socks feature the words, "I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist," along with an adorable grinning cartoon beer mug. Wear them the next time you're...
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Pair of women's crew socks in pink and light blue; popcorn pattern and 'Ready to Pop' text.
Ready to Pop
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Ready to Pop
$8.00
These "Ready to POP" socks are bursting with fun! Show off your popcorn pride with these bold pink women's crew socks. Corn-y jokes optional.
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Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
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A pair of crew socks in grey with red mushroom designs and the text 'Shii-Take Happens'. Red cuffs.
Shii-take
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Shii-take
$12.00
Looking for a fun and funky way to show off your unique personality? Look no further than our Shii-take Happens Mushroom Socks! These cozy and comfortable gray socks feature a playful design of bright red mushrooms with white spots, sure to put a smile on your face and get you...
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Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design. The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
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Navy blue crew socks featuring a light blue bird, a white golf ball on a yellow tee, and a Talk Birdie To Me speech bubble.
Talk Birdie To Me
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Talk Birdie To Me
$14.00
Golfers know the sweet relief of sinking a good putt. Show off your love for the game with a solid navy blue background that makes this fairway pun stand out. On the visible side of the ankle, a small light blue bird stands comfortably next to a white golf ball...
Navy blue crew socks with gray heel and toe, featuring a yellow rubber duck, blue water ripples, and orange text WHAT the.
What The Duck
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
What The Duck
$14.00
Sometimes you just need your outfit to do the talking when things go sideways. A dark navy blue background sets the stage for a bright yellow rubber duck floating right in the middle of light blue water ripples. Right above the duck, bold orange text spells out 'WHAT the' to...
Crew socks with a tan leg and navy foot. A grey middle band shows a brown dachshund in a cowboy hat with the word HOWDY.
Howdy
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Howdy
$14.00
A little dog is giving a big greeting on this color-blocked design. The upper leg is a heathered tan. This transitions into a grey middle band featuring a brown dachshund on the side. The pup is outfitted with an oversized brown cowboy hat and a bright red bandana. Above the...
Blue and grey crew socks with beige heels. Features MEOWDY text and an orange cat wearing a cowboy hat and red bandana.
Meowdy
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Meowdy
$14.00
A proper western greeting makes all the difference. The upper half features a deep heather blue background displaying the word MEOWDY in bright orange text. Just below the horizontal stripes, the leg transitions to a light heather grey. The main attraction is a visible orange cat graphic rocking a brown...
Black socks with retro controllers, colorful cords, bright buttons, and blue 'CONTROL ISSUES' text on the calf.
Control Issues
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Control Issues
$14.00
Let everyone know exactly why you need the player one controller. A repeating pattern of retro video game controllers covers a solid black background, complete with brightly colored action buttons and tangled cords winding around the fabric. Right on the calf, bold blue lettering spells out 'CONTROL ISSUES' so nobody...
Black crew socks showing a pattern of pretzels, popcorn, snack bags, and red text reading lookin like a snack.
Lookin' Like A Snack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Lookin' Like A Snack
$14.00
Let everyone know exactly what is on the menu. A solid black background sets off a fun pattern of salty pretzels, yellow popcorn kernels, bright little snack bags, and a cheeky message. The phrase lookin like a snack sits right on the calf in vibrant red lettering, mixing a casual...
Green crew socks with lime Who's your Caddy text, a red golf cart graphic, and a golf hole with a red flag near the toe.
Who's Your Caddy
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Who's Your Caddy
$14.00
Nothing beats a solid dad joke on the back nine. We've got a pair of fairway green socks featuring the cheeky phrase 'Who's your Caddy?' written in bright lime lettering right on the calf. Below the text sits a classic red golf cart loaded up with clubs. Down near the...
Grey socks with blue accents showing black 'WHAT the' text above a yellow rubber duck in water ripples.
What The Duck
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
What The Duck
$10.00
A light heather grey crew sock featuring bright cyan blue heels and matching top cuffs. The side shows bold black text reading "WHAT the" stacked directly above a classic yellow rubber duck. Subtle light blue water ripples sit right underneath the bird to complete the visual joke. It is a...
Heathered gray and cream crew socks featuring the word MEOWDY, pink heels and toes, and an orange cat wearing a cowboy hat.
Meowdy
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Meowdy
$10.00
An orange kitty wearing a brown cowboy hat and a bright pink bandana takes center stage on this western-inspired design. The sock features a color-blocked look with a heather gray top section displaying the word MEOWDY in dark rustic lettering. A few thin gray stripes separate the upper block from...
Howdy
Howdy
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Howdy
$10.00
Howdy, partner! These charming crew socks celebrate dachshund lovers with a playful western twist. The design features a color-blocked layout: heathered tan upper leg, grey middle band showcasing a brown dachshund sporting an oversized cowboy hat and bright red bandana, and heathered navy blue foot with tan heel and toe...
Navy blue crew socks with a pattern of pretzels and chip bags alongside bold red text reading lookin like a Snack.
Lookin' Like A Snack
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Lookin' Like A Snack
$10.00
Confidence is key, especially when your outfit hands out compliments for you. Set on a heathered navy blue background, the visible pattern features your favorite salty cravings. You will spot twisted pretzels, fluffy yellow popcorn kernels, little yellow chip bags, and tiny round chips spilling out. Bold red text spells...
Bright blue and orange crew socks showing a woman in a pink bikini and white hat wading in the water below a setting sun.
Sun of a Beach
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Sun of a Beach
$10.00
Summer attitude belongs on your feet with bright, bold sunset colors. The top half of the design features a warm orange sky fading down to meet a vibrant turquoise ocean. Right above the water, "Sun of a Beach" is written in magenta script next to a yellow setting sun. In...
Navy blue golf socks featuring white text Swing Swear Repeat above four colorful golfer silhouettes and matching stripes.
Swing Swear Repeat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Swing Swear Repeat
$14.00
Golf is a relaxing game right up until you hook your drive into the woods. Let your ankles do the venting with a brutally honest take on hitting the links. A dark navy background sets off the bold white text spelling out SWING SWEAR REPEAT. Below the funny motto, four...
Navy socks showing May the Course Be With You text, crossed clubs, a green heel, and a white golf ball in the grass.
Course
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Course
$14.00
A dark navy background sets the scene for a solid golf pun. Big, silver block letters spell out "May the Course Be With You" right on the calf. Crossed blue and orange golf clubs sit behind the text, adding a pop of color to the dark fabric. Down by the...
Black crew socks with detailed snails, grey trails, bright pink text, and dark red cuffs.
Snailed It
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Snailed It
$10.00
Slow progress is still progress. Celebrate the small wins with a pair of socks that totally get the joke. A solid black background sets off a repeating pattern of detailed tan snails leaving grey trails across the fabric. Bright pink text reading 'snailed it' pops right below the top edge...
Navy crew socks with brown snails on blue trails, neon snailed it text, and rust orange striped cuffs and toes.
Snailed It
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Snailed It
$14.00
Take your time getting dressed today. A little humor goes a long way with the fun pun shown on this pair. Set against a dark navy background, highly detailed brown snails crawl along bright blue trails right past the phrase "snailed it" in bold neon letters. The pattern is framed...
Light blue sock featuring navy boats, red life rings, and the text You're only YOUNG once That ship has sailed.
That Ship Has Sailed
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
That Ship Has Sailed
$11.00
A blunt reminder about getting older. The upper calf area features a light background showing a pattern of small navy boats and classic red and white life rings. Printed directly on the side in bold lettering is the text "You're only YOUNG once! (That ship has sailed.)" The bottom half...
Black bamboo crew sock covered in classic clown faces, floating red balloons, small yellow stars, and solid dark trim.
Clowning Around Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$15.00
Clowning Around Bamboo
$15.00
A bold black background highlights a colorful circus pattern. The visible design features white clown faces sporting bright red noses, wide painted smiles, blue eye details, and little party hats. Tufts of bright yellow and red hair poke out from the sides of their heads. Floating red balloons with curly...
Crew sock featuring a coastal fishing pier over dark blue water with a lobster shack, a red fishing boat, and floating buoys.
Pier Pressure
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Pier Pressure
$14.00
Bring the harbor right to your ankles with the Pier Pressure socks. The design shows a classic coastal pier set against a light blue sky and dark navy water. Visible on the dock is a white building labeled LOBSTER, a neighboring shack with colorful hanging buoys, seagulls resting on the...
A pair of crew socks in blue and red. The socks feature a whimsical design of gnomes, mushrooms, and the phrase 'Hangin' with my gnomies'.
Hangin' With My Gnomies
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Hangin' With My Gnomies
$11.00
Gnome on the roam with "Hangin' With My Gnomies" socks! Designed for the ladies, these bright blue crew socks feature four fun-loving gnomes in colorful shirts, beards, and hats, frolicking among red mushrooms. Whether you're gardening, chilling at home, or just showing off your quirky style, these socks are sure...
Pair of crew socks; light blue background, teal accents; features design of book-reading worms and stacks of books.
Bookworm
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Bookworm
$12.00
Meet Bookworm crew socks! These light blue socks feature an all-over pattern of cartoonish green worms wearing horn-rimmed glasses and reading books. Show off your love of literacy with these fun and whimsical socks. They're perfect for book club meetings, library visits, or just curling up with a good book....
Pair of mustard yellow crew socks with off-white cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a clothesline pattern with various small socks and the phrase 'THESE ARE MY ONLY CLEAN SOCKS'.
These Are My Only Clean Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Only Clean Socks
$12.00
Having one of those laundry days where you're scraping the bottom of the drawer? These socks totally get it. Set against a warm mustard yellow, you'll see a whole collection of tiny, mismatched single socks hanging out on clotheslines. Each one has its own little pattern - some are striped,...
Pair of black crew socks with white chicken and rooster silhouettes. One sock displays "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" text.
Zero Clucks Given
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Zero Clucks Given
$12.00
Forget about giving a cluck, because these socks are all about a laid-back vibe. They're black crew socks, plain and simple, but with a whole lot of personality. On one side, you'll see "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" printed in white, right below a proud white rooster. The rest of the sock,...
Pair of crew socks in rust orange with yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. Features scattered yellow, teal, and blue flowers. One sock reads 'FUN FACT... I DON'T CARE' in blue and teal text.
Fun Fact I Don't Care
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Fun Fact I Don't Care
$12.00
Rock these socks when you're feeling a little sassy and want to make your point without saying a word. They come in a warm, rust-orange color with bright yellow accents on the cuffs, heels, and toes. Sprinkled across the fabric are happy, stylized flowers in shades of yellow, teal, and...
Two black crew socks with white chicken illustrations and "Fluent In Fowl Language" text, laid flat against a white background.
Fluent In Fowl Language
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Fluent In Fowl Language
$12.00
Rocking a classic black and white look, these socks bring some farmyard fun with a clever twist. One sock prominently displays a proud white rooster illustration above the phrase 'Fluent In Fowl Language' in matching white text. Both socks are covered in a playful scattering of various white chicken figures...
Pair of crew socks with black and white cow print, pink cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock reads "NOT IN THE MOOOOD!".
Not In The Mooood
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Not In The Mooood
$12.00
Some days, you just want to hang out and be left alone. These socks get it. They’re covered in a classic black and white cow print, with bold pink accents on the cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock even has "NOT IN THE MOOOOD!" printed right there, big and clear,...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs, heels, and toes. White text reads "SAVING THE WORLD ONE DAD JOKE at a TIME" and "WHERE DO SICK BOATS GO? the DOCK" inside speech bubbles.
Saving The World
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Saving The World
$12.00
These socks are pretty much perfect for anyone who loves a good groan-worthy pun. They come in a warm brown color with cool light blue accents on the cuffs, heels, and toes. One side of a sock clearly states, "SAVING THE WORLD ONE DAD JOKE at a TIME" in white...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".
Always Use Your Whole Ass
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Always Use Your Whole Ass
$12.00
These socks are all about getting things done right. They're a dark brown, almost chocolate, with bright sky blue cuffs, toes, and heels. You've got little donkeys - or 'asses' - printed all over, in various positions. Some are shown walking, others are giving you a full view of their...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow accents. Features a ringmaster, text "Ringmaster Of The Shitshow", and circus animals.
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
$12.00
If your life often feels like a three-ring circus, these socks totally get it. They come in a bright blue with sunny yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock features a classic black top hat perched above the words "RINGMASTER OF THE SHIT SHOW," with a dapper ringmaster in a...
Olive green crew socks with dark purple accents. Design features skeleton butterflies in sunglasses and mohawks, plus "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" text.
Anti Social Butterfly
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Anti Social Butterfly
$12.00
Rock your solitude with these olive green crew socks. One sock features the text "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" above a large, orange-winged monarch character wearing cool sunglasses. The other sock shows a similar skeleton butterfly, but this one's relaxing on a chair, sporting a spiky blue mohawk, and puffing on what...
Pair of orange crew socks with blue cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring cartoon "Studmuffin" characters in various strong poses.
Studmuffin
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Studmuffin
$12.00
Here's a pair of socks that are a real treat, covered in a crew of muscular muffins ready to show off. One sock features "STUDMUFFIN" boldly printed near the top, with a big, grinning muffin character right below it. That main muffin confidently declares "30% STUD 70% MUFFIN" on this...
Pair of blush pink crew socks with repeating red rose graphic and white 'Fuck Off' text pattern.
Fuck Off Rose
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$14.00
Fuck Off Rose
$14.00
You know those days? The ones where you just can't be bothered. These socks get it. They're a soft blush pink, featuring a repeating pattern of vivid red roses with their green stems and leaves. Nestled between the blossoms, you'll spot "Fuck Off" in clear white lettering. It's the ultimate...
Pair of white crew socks. One has yellow and pink grapefruit, the other a yellow "La Queen" soda can. Pink/blue pattern on heel, orange cuffs/toes.
La Queen
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$14.00
La Queen
$14.00
Inject a splash of juicy fun into your daily routine with this pair. One sock shows off a couple of bright yellow grapefruits, with one sliced open to reveal its pink interior, along with a smaller pink wedge. The other features a cool yellow can, complete with a bubbly top...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
Pair of crew socks in a retro pattern. Features orange, pink, red, and green squares with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, and the phrase 'fuck off'.
Fuck Off Retro
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$14.00
Fuck Off Retro
$14.00
Need to send a clear message without saying a word? These socks have you covered. They feature a bold, groovy grid pattern with bright orange, pink, and deep red squares. Visible on this side, you'll spot playful images like cherries, strawberries, and mushrooms with white caps. And for when you're...
Pair of teal crew socks with dark blue polka dots. Features a light peach cat face, orange bow, and 'FUCK IT' text.
Fuck It Kitty
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$14.00
Fuck It Kitty
$14.00
Sometimes you just gotta say 'fuck it,' and these socks get it. Featuring an expressive, light peach kitty with big blue eyes and a bold orange-red bow under its chin, these socks tell it like it is. The phrase 'FUCK IT' is clearly visible below the cat on the upper...
Pair of royal blue crew socks with cream cuffs, heels, toes. Features 'Serve Hot' and 'Hot Mess' text with cups and broken Greek vases.
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$14.00
Serve Hot, Hot Mess
$14.00
Okay, so these socks are perfect for when you're feeling both on top of things and, well, a bit of a disaster. They come in a bold royal blue with creamy off-white cuffs, heels, and toes. Up top, you'll see a classic Greek key pattern, which repeats further down by...
Pair of aqua crew socks featuring a repeated pattern of clear glass Topo Chico-style bottles with yellow caps and 'Top Chica' labels.
Top Chica
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$14.00
Top Chica
$14.00
These socks bring a refreshing sparkle to your step. They sport a lively aqua color, covered in illustrations of glass bottles that look just like your favorite sparkling water. Each bottle has a yellow cap and a yellow label with 'Top Chica' written in red. It's a fun, crisp look...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of cartoon dogs in teal medical scrubs, some with stethoscopes. Text reads "TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR".
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$10.00
If you love dogs and a good pun, these socks are definitely for you. They've got a cool heather grey background, covered in a pattern of adorable 'dogtors.' Each little pup is rocking a teal medical scrub top, looking totally ready for rounds. You can spot a mix of breeds...