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Pair of crew socks; blue background, donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps, red bow ties.
Smart Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Smart Ass
$12.00
If you're a proud smartass with a love for all things cheeky and playful, then these novelty socks are the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Featuring a pattern of donkeys looking downright intellectual in reading glasses, a red bow tie, and a graduation cap, these socks are a tongue-in-cheek way...
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Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Smart Ass XL
$14.00
Heads up! Say hello to our Smart Ass XL crew socks. Picture this: a parade of cartoon donkeys prancing across your feet, each one sporting a dapper red bow tie and stylish black eyeglasses. No more boring, plain socks for you. These light tan beauties will make you the center...
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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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Pair of crew socks; black background with repeating pattern of brown otters swimming; brown cuff.
Significant Otter
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Significant Otter
$12.00
Looking for the perfect gift for your significant otter? Why not gift them these cool, punny socks! Each awesome pair of men's novelty crew socks feature otter couples that are floating around and printed all over against a black background. The cuffs, heels, and toe lines are brown.
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
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A pair of crew socks with a black background, lime green cuffs, and repeating atom designs in blue, red, and yellow.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Lemme Atom
$12.00
Who needs a nuclear reactor when you can rock these atomic socks? These stylish socks feature a repeating pattern of atoms with yellow nuclei and red electrons. The green toe and heel add a pop of color to these fun and educational socks. Perfect for the science enthusiast in your...
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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$14.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
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A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
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Pair of crew socks, navy blue and light grey, featuring a fishing-themed design with fish illustrations and the text 'Keeping it Reel'.
Keeping it Reel
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Keeping it Reel
$14.00
Meet the Keeping it Reel Crew Socks, an electrifying fashion statement for the reel men who master the art of angling! Dive into a sea of style as these crew socks bring your feet astonishing aquatic adventures. Adorned with a vibrant pattern of blue waves, brown and orange fish, and...
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Pair of crew socks, blue with repeating pattern of green dancing pickles wearing sunglasses.
Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Kind of a Big Dill
$14.00
Calling all pickle-lovers! Our Kind of a Big Dill socks are here to add a dash of fun to your footwear. Picture this: a crew length sock, drenched in an all-over print of cartoon pickles. These pickles aren't just ordinary veggies; they're rockin' shades, arms, and legs, ready to take...
Pair of teal and gray crew socks featuring a graphic of a dog with a beer, text reads 'In dog beers I've had 1'.
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
$14.00
Everyone always confuses dog years with human years. All we know is that less means more when it comes to a man's best friend! These funny socks feature a graphic dog enjoying a nice cold brew. Above him reads "In dog beers I've had 1". These cool socks make a...
Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
A Real Bad Ass
$14.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee. Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Bearly Awake
$14.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
Pair of crew socks in blue featuring dancing mushroom illustrations and rain drop details. Made from bamboo.
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks: Treat your feet to a fun-guy fashion adventure with our Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks! Designed with a whimsical pattern of vibrant mushrooms in a captivating array of red, yellow, and brown, these socks are a true work of art. Slip into a pair and...
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design. Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties. Small red lips are also part of the design.
Monkey Biz
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Monkey Biz
$12.00
Monkey Biz Socks: Monkeying Around in Style! Step into Monkey Biz socks and let the good times roll! These black crew socks for men feature an irresistible pattern of serious monkeys dressed in suits and ties, carrying briefcases. Picture this: monkeys in the boardroom, taking care of monkey business! The...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a tan cuff. The socks feature a graphic of whiskey glasses and the text 'You're Neat!'.
You're Neat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Neat
$14.00
Kick off your boring sock game with these "You're Neat!" whiskey socks! The perfect pick for the whiskey connoisseur or casual whiskey drinker, these blue socks are decorated with whiskey glasses filled with delicious "amber liquid" and the words "You're Neat!" - a fun play on words for neat whiskey....
Pair of crew socks; teal background with a red octopus wearing glasses and reading a book; playful design.
The Octive Reader
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
The Octive Reader
$14.00
Octi-what?! These snazzy crew socks in turquoise feature an allover pattern of red octopuses wearing horn-rimmed glasses and reading a book. Perfect for the bookworm with tentacles, or anyone who appreciates a good pun. Bonus: octopuses have three hearts. How cool is that?
A pair of black crew socks with a festive design. The socks feature a muscular Santa centaur, a mermaid, holly, and the phrase 'Sleighin' It'.
Sleighin' It
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Sleighin' It
$14.00
Sleighin' It with Santa: Get ready for Christmas in the most mythical way possible with these party-ready Sleighin' It holiday novelty men's crew length Socks! These black, green, and red festive winter-themed hosiery are made to show your mythical and festive side. With centaurs, mermaids, holly leaves, and red berries,...
Pair of crew socks, blue with brown alpaca illustrations. One sock says 'Vacay you say?' and the other says 'Alpaca My Bags'.
Alpaca My Bags
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Alpaca My Bags
$14.00
Don these blue crew socks and let a charming brown llama be your guide to kicking back! Adorned with the playful words "Alpaca My Bags" and "Vacay You Say?", they're your cozy companions for dreaming about your next getaway or simply lounging with a touch of whimsy. These socks aren't...
Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
Pair of grey crew socks with an orange heel and toe. Features a graphic of a beer glass with a smiling face and the text 'I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist'.
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist
$14.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "Hop in these socks! They're the perfect blend of humor and comfort. With a toasty-warm orange toe and heel, these gray socks feature the words, "I'm a Hopeless Hoptimist," along with an adorable grinning cartoon beer mug. Wear them the next time you're...
Pair of gray crew socks with a pixelated Nutcracker design and the text 'What's Crackin?' in red. Dark gray heel and toe.
Nutcracker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Nutcracker
$14.00
Stand at attention for these patriotic nutcrackers, who are ready to defend your feet with their festive uniforms and toy swords. This pair of gray and brown crew socks features a pattern of red, white, and blue nutcracker soldiers. Who says Christmas socks have to be boring? Sure, you may...
Two crew socks; one navy blue with golf clubs and text, one green with a repeating golf ball pattern.
Golf Ball Repeat 2 Pack
Crew SocksK Bell
$26.00
Golf Ball Repeat 2 Pack
$26.00
Hit the green in style with our Golf Ball Repeat 2 Pack Crew Socks! Make par like never before with one sock featuring the hilarious "Weapons of Grass Destruction" quote and illustration, while the other showcases a repeating white golf ball pattern on forest green. Whether you're a seasoned pro...
Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!' Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
A pair of coral crew socks with a teal cuff. The socks feature a black and white hypnotic bicycle design and the words 'Cycle Therapy' and 'Committed'.
Cycle Therapy
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Cycle Therapy
$13.00
Cycle Therapy crew socks will take you on a thrilling ride thanks to their eye-catching design. Rock these vibrant pink socks adorned with a teal green bicycle and the phrase "Committed...Cycle Therapy." Say aloha to smiles and compliments as you pedal your way through your day, spreading positive vibes on...
Grey crew socks with a pink flamingo design. Text reads: 'Don't Flock With Me Today'. Fun and quirky!
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$14.00
Don't let these socks take you for a wild goose chase, they're the real deal! Bright pink flamingos with shades and the text "Don't flock with me today" adorn these gray crew socks. Perfect for the man who wants to strut his stuff and make a 'flock' of a statement....
Pair of red and black crew socks. Design features a marijuana Christmas tree and the words Merry Juana. White marijuana leaves on the red bottom.
Merry Juana Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Merry Juana Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Forget plain and boring slipper socks! Spice up your feet with our festive "Merry Juana" non-skid slipper socks. These crew-length socks come in black and red with comfy red cuffs, featuring a green marijuana tree decked out with ornaments and white pot leafs. They're not just festive and fun, they're...
Pair of black crew socks with yellow accents. A yellow caution sign with 'WORK IN PROGRESS' and a construction worker graphic is featured on each sock.
Work In Progress
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Work In Progress
$12.00
Hold onto your loafers, folks! Strut your stuff with our "Work in Progress" socks, where the soles are sunny yellow and the print features attention-grabbing caution signs that read "Work in Progress," reminding you that you're a masterpiece in the making. Flaunt these socks to let the world know that...
Pair of beige and brown striped crew socks. One sock features a cartoon chicken leg and the text 'LEG DAY'.
Leg Day
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Leg Day
$14.00
Get ready to strut your stuff on Thanksgiving Day in these Leg Day novelty socks! These mid-calf socks feature brown toes, heels, and cuffs, a white body with a light brown stripe pattern, and a graphic of a drumstick with the words "Leg Day" in bold letters. Turkey day just...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
A pair of crew socks in dark gray with a pattern of colorful vintage camper vans and the words 'Get Lost'.
Get Lost
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Lost
$12.00
Get Lost: Crew socks with a rad pattern of multicolored camper vans and the words 'get lost' taking you on a groovy adventure with every step. Whether you're hitting the road or just dreaming of the open highway, these socks will have you feeling far out, brother.
A pair of navy blue crew socks with a red wine bottle pouring into a wine glass graphic and the text 'Pour Decisions'.
Pour Decisions
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Pour Decisions
$14.00
Pour Decisions wine socks: Prepare to spill your glass of humor with these Pour Decisions socks! Featuring a dark blue backdrop and a vibrant graphic showcasing a bottle of wine gracefully pouring into a wine glass, the phrase "Pour Decisions" playfully adorns the sides, inviting chuckles from fellow wine enthusiasts....
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a celestial design. Features a repeating pattern of planets orbiting a star, and the text 'It's Just A Phase'.
It's Just A Phase
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
It's Just A Phase
$11.00
Blast off into the cosmos with this pair of out-of-this-world socks! Featuring the solar system in all its celestial glory, complete with Pluto (yes, we still love it), and a smattering of moons. Don these stellar socks, grab your favorite space jam, and let your feet voyage among the stars....
Pair of black crew socks featuring two sloths enjoying coffee mugs. Grey cuffs, and 'Sloffee' text.
Sloffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sloffee
$14.00
Sloffee Socks: The Sloth-iest Socks You'll Ever Wear! Sloth around in style with these Sloffee socks, featuring a delightful pattern of sloths sipping coffee from red mugs. Show off your caffeine-fueled sloth spirit with these comfy, black crew socks with a touch of gray on the heel and toe. These...
Pair of periwinkle blue crew socks with a brown golf bag and clubs graphic and 'Swingers Club' text.
Swingers Club
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Swingers Club
$14.00
In the realm of footwear, where socks reign supreme, Swingers Club socks emerge as the ultimate hole-in-one for golf enthusiasts. These vibrant blue socks, adorned with brown and white details, proudly proclaim "Swingers Club" and feature an eye-catching golf bag, complete with three clubs, ready to conquer the green. Slip...
Pair of blue crew socks with a fun design. Each sock shows a beet wearing headphones and the text 'Turn up the Beet'.
Turn Up The Beet
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Turn Up The Beet
$14.00
Who said veggies couldn't be musical? Slip into a pair of these cool 'Turn Up The Beet' socks, showing off a rad pattern of groovy red beets wearing headphones, reminding you that even roots can rock out.
A pair of dark brown crew socks with a white deer graphic and the phrase 'BUCK YOU'. Gray accents at the heel and toe.
Buck You
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Buck You
$14.00
I'm quite fawn'd of you my deer, but if you are going to be a total jerk to me, you can just buck off! This funny pair of black and gray crew socks features a tough buck head with the phrase "Buck You" below him. Show some sass with your...
Black crew socks with an Old Fashioned cocktail graphic and 'Call Me Old Fashioned' text. Red, gold, and yellow details on a black background.
Call Me Old Fashioned
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Call Me Old Fashioned
$14.00
Peep these fly socks, straight outta a classic cocktail! Rock 'em when you're sippin' an old fashioned or just feeling nostalgic. Featuring a black backdrop, vibrant yellow flowers, and a pop of red, these crew socks for men are a quirky conversation starter. Let your feet do the talkin' and...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Green crew socks with a pizza slice Christmas tree design. Features a 'Merry Crustmas' text and small white stars.
Merry Crustmas
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Merry Crustmas
$14.00
Merry Crustmas socks: The cheesiest Christmas socks you'll ever wear! These festive socks feature a jolly pattern of pizza slices shaped like Christmas trees, complete with pepperoni and a star on top. Scattered snowflakes add to the holiday cheer. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer.
A pair of dark-greenish brown crew socks. The socks have a 'Wine Lovers Workout' design with illustrated corkscrews and numbers 1-3.
Wine Lovers Workout
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Wine Lovers Workout
$14.00
These aren't your grandma's argyle socks. The 'Wine Lovers Workout' socks are dark-greenish brown crew socks. They feature the phrase 'Wine Lovers Workout' in a pinkish-red font. The visible design also includes a series of illustrated corkscrews in various workout poses, numbered 1-3, and signed 'K. Bell'. It's a fun,...
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design. The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Let's Get Nuts
$14.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
Pair of rainbow striped crew socks with 'Engayged!' text. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple stripes. Green heels and toes.
Engayged
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Engayged
$14.00
Engayged Socks: Show your pride and step out in style with our vibrant rainbow socks emblazoned with the word "ENGAYGED!" in bold black letters. These socks are a celebration of love, equality, and the LGBTQ+ community. With their green toes and heels, these socks are sure to turn heads wherever...
Pair of teal crew socks with a retro camper van, mushrooms, and the text 'Take a Trip'. Yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
Take A Trip
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Take A Trip
$14.00
Get ready for an adventure with these funky camping socks! Featuring a dark teal background with red and white mushrooms, a light blue van with the words "Take A Trip," these men's crew socks are sure to tickle your fancy. Whether you're hitting the trails or just chilling at home,...