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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Loaf
$10.00
Loafing through life? Cat napping the day away? Then these Cat Loaf crew socks are perfect for you. Snooze the day away in these cozy, light blue socks with a pattern of sleeping cartoon cats nestled on slices of bread. Whether you're up early catching worms or curled up on...
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A pair of crew socks with a black background, lime green cuffs, and repeating atom designs in blue, red, and yellow.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Lemme Atom
$12.00
Who needs a nuclear reactor when you can rock these atomic socks? These stylish socks feature a repeating pattern of atoms with yellow nuclei and red electrons. The green toe and heel add a pop of color to these fun and educational socks. Perfect for the science enthusiast in your...
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Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee. Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Bearly Awake
$16.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
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Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
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A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
Cool cats in shades to turn heads and make paws. These blue crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats rocking sunglasses and the words 'Cool Cat' in a repeating pattern. Perfect for cat-loving ladies looking to add some fun and whimsy to their sock drawer!
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Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
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Pair of crew socks; green and red with sloths hanging from candy canes; whimsical Christmas design.
Merry Slothmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Merry Slothmas
$12.00
Ho-ho-holiday spirit with Merry Slothmas socks! These cozy green crew socks feature a festive pattern of sloths in Santa hats, carrying candy canes. They're as merry as can be, with the soles in classic Christmas red, and snowflakes dancing along the tops. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer and keeping your...
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A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
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Crew socks in navy blue featuring reindeer with beer and Christmas lights, snowy landscape design.
Brew-Dolph
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Brew-Dolph
$16.00
Brew-Dolph socks capture the whimsical charm of Rudolph's legendary night off-duty, where he traded sleigh bells for a pint at the reindeer pub, leaving Santa to play designated driver. With a playful Christmas reindeer pattern, these socks add a dash of festive cheer to your step, celebrating the untold tales...
Black crew socks with a red cuff featuring colorful roosters and yellow lollipops on a repeating pattern.
Cock Sucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cock Sucker
$12.00
In the whimsical world of Socksmith, where humor meets style, a chicken and a lollipop can share the spotlight in a cheeky, NSFW twist. Our "Cock Sucker" socks bring a playful vibe to your wardrobe, proving sometimes you just have to lollipop a chicken, and that's perfectly okay.
Pair of navy blue crew socks with golden retriever dogs holding martini glasses and pink 'hard licker' text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Hard Licker
$10.00
Check out these navy blue socks featuring a playful pattern of golden retrievers. Each dog visible is holding a martini glass, complete with a bright green liquid and an olive. Some are lounging, others are sitting up, all looking ready for a good time. On one side, the phrase "hard...
Crew socks with heather grey top, dark green cuff, and navy blue bottom. Design shows "CAT FISH" text, cats fishing from boats, and a pattern of green fish.
Cat Fish
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat Fish
$14.00
This pair offers a clever visual pun that’s hard to ignore. The top half is a heather grey, sporting 'CAT FISH' in bold black lettering. Visible there, an adorable orange and white cat, wearing a green vest, sits in a small brown boat, fishing with a tiny rod. Its line...
Pair of black crew socks featuring 'Snitches get Stitches' text, red thread spools, buttons, and white sewing needles.
Snitches Get Stitches
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Snitches Get Stitches
$10.00
You know the drill. Some things are better left unsaid, especially when it comes to keeping secrets. These black crew socks lay it out plain and simple with bold turquoise text declaring 'Snitches get Stitches'. The pattern running down the visible side of the socks features a whole sewing kit....
Pair of black crew socks with magenta cuffs, heels, and toes. Design features a white dog holding a stick and "branch manager" text.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Branch Manager
$10.00
These comfy black socks feature a charming white dog with brown patches, proudly holding a stick in its mouth. Right below our furry friend, the words "branch manager" are spelled out in a vibrant magenta, matching the solid color of the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll also spot another glimpse...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
Dark grey crew socks with cartoon dogs in teal scrubs and stethoscopes. Text 'TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR' on one sock.
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$14.00
You're looking at socks that bring a whole lot of canine charm to your feet. They've got a cool dark grey background, completely covered in an assortment of dog breeds, each one dressed up in bright teal medical scrubs. You'll spot a black and white French Bulldog type, a light...
A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Pair of crew socks; blue background, donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps, red bow ties.
Smart Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Smart Ass
$12.00
If you're a proud smartass with a love for all things cheeky and playful, then these novelty socks are the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Featuring a pattern of donkeys looking downright intellectual in reading glasses, a red bow tie, and a graduation cap, these socks are a tongue-in-cheek way...
Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Smart Ass XL
$14.00
Heads up! Say hello to our Smart Ass XL crew socks. Picture this: a parade of cartoon donkeys prancing across your feet, each one sporting a dapper red bow tie and stylish black eyeglasses. No more boring, plain socks for you. These light tan beauties will make you the center...
Pair of pastel yellow crew socks with a cool pickle graphic and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'. Small yellow dots are scattered across the sock.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks are sure to add some flavor to your sock drawer! Made for women, these crew socks feature a bright yellow base with black toes, heels, and cuffs covered in white polka dots. Standing out on each sock are the words "I'm Kind of...
Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
They're the G.O.A.T. of socks, featuring a stellar design with a cartoon goat rocking shades, and black toe and heel to complete the look. GOAT means Greatest of All Time. Available in crew length for both men and women. These socks are a fun way to celebrate your love for...
Pair of gray crew socks with a light blue heel and toe. A small mountain scene and 'I'd Hike That' are embroidered on the socks.
I'd Hike That
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
I'd Hike That
$8.00
Take a hike with these cozy crew socks! These womens socks feature a blue toe, heel, and cuff with a pattern of blue and green pine trees and black mountains on a gray background. The title: "I'd Hike That," is a fun play on words that reflects the socks' hiking...
Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic saying, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Big Dill
$10.00
Meet Big Dill, the pickle that's as cool as a cucumber and knows how to make a splash wherever he goes. Wearing these pickle socks with their bright green polka dot background will make your feet look like one giant dill-icious pickle. Perfect for people who want to add a...
A pair of women's crew socks showcasing a beach scene with blue waves, tan sand, seashells, starfish, and the text '100% That Beach'.
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
Pair of crew socks, navy blue and light grey, featuring a fishing-themed design with fish illustrations and the text 'Keeping it Reel'.
Keeping it Reel
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Keeping it Reel
$14.00
Meet the Keeping it Reel Crew Socks, an electrifying fashion statement for the reel men who master the art of angling! Dive into a sea of style as these crew socks bring your feet astonishing aquatic adventures. Adorned with a vibrant pattern of blue waves, brown and orange fish, and...
Pair of crew socks, blue with repeating pattern of green dancing pickles wearing sunglasses.
Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Kind of a Big Dill
$16.00
Calling all pickle-lovers! Our Kind of a Big Dill socks are here to add a dash of fun to your footwear. Picture this: a crew length sock, drenched in an all-over print of cartoon pickles. These pickles aren't just ordinary veggies; they're rockin' shades, arms, and legs, ready to take...
Crew socks in teal featuring a red octopus reading a book. Fun, quirky design with whimsical details.
The Octive Reader
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
The Octive Reader
$13.00
Octopuses got brains the size of peanuts but they're one of the most intelligent animals on earth. They love reading too. So, when your book club meets, read The Octive Reader. These turquoise socks feature bright red octopuses wearing glasses and reading books. They're made for women and come in...
Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
A Real Bad Ass
$16.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
Crew socks in light blue, navy blue, and white. The design features a repeating pattern of cats wearing yarmulkes and holding dreidels. Text says 'Happy Hanukkah'.
Hanukkat
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Hanukkat
$10.00
Have you ever wished you could celebrate Hanukkah every day? With our Hanukkat socks, now you can! These blue crew socks feature a festive pattern of Stars of David, menorahs, and a cartoon cat wearing a yarmulke and holding a dreidel. They're the perfect way to add some Hanukkah cheer...
Pair of crew socks in blue featuring dancing mushroom illustrations and rain drop details. Made from bamboo.
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo
$14.00
Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks: Treat your feet to a fun-guy fashion adventure with our Fungi Fun Guy Bamboo Socks! Designed with a whimsical pattern of vibrant mushrooms in a captivating array of red, yellow, and brown, these socks are a true work of art. Slip into a pair and...
Crew socks in green and brown featuring happy cartoon trees, pine cones, and leaves. The text 'May the Forest Be With You' is on one sock.
May the Forest Be With You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
May the Forest Be With You
$13.00
Slip into the wild, funky world of May the Forest Be With You socks! These crew length socks are the perfect companion for any outdoor adventurer. Whether you're hiking, camping, or just kicking back by the campfire, these socks will have you looking like a forest ranger in no time....
Crew socks in light blue with a repeating flower pattern. Feature a cowboy cat graphic with the text 'MEOWDY PURRRRTNER'. Red accents on cuff and heel.
Meowdy Purrtner
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner
$10.00
Meowdy Purrtner! These gray socks, with a vibrant red cuff and heel and toe, feature a charming white cat sporting a brown cowboy hat and a fiery red bandana. The words 'Meowdy' and 'Purrtner' accompany this rootin' tootin' kitty in bold brown letters. Slip into these crew-length socks and let...
Crew socks in coral with teal cuffs. The design features a black and white hypnotic bicycle wheel and the words 'Cycle Therapy'.
Cycle Therapy
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Cycle Therapy
$10.00
Socks that are as committed to style as you are to spinning cycles! Our pink socks with teal highlights feature the words 'Committed...Cycle Therapy' above a bicycle on each sock. Whether you prefer a leisurely ride through nature or a pulse-pounding spin class, these socks will add a touch of...
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design. Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
Pair of women's crew socks. Lavender background with repeating pattern of brown, beige and grey hamsters holding sunflower seeds. Purple cuffs.
Going Ham
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Going Ham
$10.00
These Going Ham socks are as stuffed with fun as these purple cartoon hamsters are with sunflower seeds. They're a perfect present for any hamster or pun lover in your life. Next time you're feeling down, go ham-ster and put a pair of these crew socks on!
A pair of teal crew socks with a brown bear drinking coffee and the words 'Bearly Awake'. Red accents and small red polka dots decorate the socks.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Bearly Awake
$13.00
Meet 'Bearly Awake' crew socks: the perfect pick-me-up for any coffee lover. Featuring a sleepy bear holding a coffee cup and the punny phrase "Bearly Awake," these socks will bring a smile to your face and a boost to your step. And who knows, they might even make your morning...
A pair of crew socks in pale yellow with tiny yellow dots. The design features a cartoon pickle wearing sunglasses with the text, 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
Who needs a pickle in their life? Well, these socks have one for you. I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks show a green pickle with shades, rocking a pair of these will ensure you're the coolest pickle in town. Don't be dill-iberate, get your pair today!
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a tan cuff. The socks feature a graphic of whiskey glasses and the text 'You're Neat!'.
You're Neat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Neat
$14.00
Kick off your boring sock game with these "You're Neat!" whiskey socks! The perfect pick for the whiskey connoisseur or casual whiskey drinker, these blue socks are decorated with whiskey glasses filled with delicious "amber liquid" and the words "You're Neat!" - a fun play on words for neat whiskey....
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a beige cuff. Features a pink poodle design and 'Fancy Bitch' text in gold glitter.
Fancy Bitch
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Fancy Bitch
$8.00
Strut your stuff in these Fancy Bitch crew socks! These dark blue socks feature a pink bow-wearing dood ready to add a touch of elegance to your step. Show off your love for dogs and make a splash wherever you go with these fun and fashionable socks.
Pair of crew socks; teal background with a red octopus wearing glasses and reading a book; playful design.
The Octive Reader
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
The Octive Reader
$14.00
Octi-what?! These snazzy crew socks in turquoise feature an allover pattern of red octopuses wearing horn-rimmed glasses and reading a book. Perfect for the bookworm with tentacles, or anyone who appreciates a good pun. Bonus: octopuses have three hearts. How cool is that?