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mens gray crew socks with pixelated dumpster fire pattern. orange flames, black smoke. green toes, heels, and cuffs. funny.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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black crew socks with brown turds, red plungers, and grey toilet paper roll pattern. mens. funny theme.
Potty Party
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Party
$12.00
Sometimes that party in your pants moves a little quicker, or gets a little bigger than you expected. It's time to pay homage to the clean-up crew that takes care of the aftermath. A lot of people are ashamed of potty talk, but we're not among them - and neither...
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brown crew socks for men featuring cartoonish poop characters saying "hey!" and "shit happens".
Hey! Shit Happens
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hey! Shit Happens
$14.00
Life can't be all rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes things go wrong and there is nothing wrong with being a realist! This pair of gray and tan crew socks will show you keep things real. Each sock features a smiling pile of poo saying "Hey!" with the word "happens" beneath him....
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crew length dark blue socks with gray cats and pink text that says 'it's too peoply outside'.
Too Peoply
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Too Peoply
$8.00
These Too Peoply socks will remind you that sometimes you just want to stay in and avoid the hustle and bustle of the world. With a dark blue background and a pattern of gray cats and the words 'It's Too Peoply Outside' written in pink, these socks are perfect for...
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blue crew socks with a smiling poop emoji, text that says "it happens!", and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Poop Happens
$10.00
Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
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gray crew socks with black toe, heels and paw prints. orange text reads "people no...dogs yes".
Dogs Yes
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Dogs Yes
$11.00
Ever feel like the world is going to the dogs? Treat your feet to a comfy pair of paw-sitive puppy socks and strut your stuff with canine confidence. From walkies to fetch, you'll feel like the top dog in these "People No...Dogs Yes" crew socks. They're the perfect woof-derful accessory...
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gray crew socks featuring a yellow sticky note graphic with the phrase '{lawyer up}' for a humorous take on the legal profession.
Lawyer Up
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Lawyer Up
$10.00
Calling all legal beagles! Assert your fashion dominance with our Lawyer Up socks, featuring a bold graphic of a yellow sticky note emblazoned with the iconic phrase. These gray crew socks are a witty nod to the legal profession, perfect for injecting a dash of humor into your everyday attire....
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yellow crew socks with biohazard symbol and 'caution...biohazard' text. men and women.
Biohazard
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Biohazard
$15.00
Unleash your inner scientist with the Biohazard Crew Socks! This pair of socks is a perfect blend of style and humor with its bold yellow color contrasting against black toes, heels, and cuffs. Put on these bad boys and show off the black biohazard symbol and the word 'CAUTION' screaming...
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mens funny crew socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Poop Happens
$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
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mens gray lawyer up crew socks with bright yellow sticky note design.
Lawyer Up
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Lawyer Up
$13.00
You'll be the apex predator of the office when you put on these "Lawyer Up" socks! With their bold, yellow sticky note design and "Lawyer Up" lettering, these gray socks are a fun way to show your love for all things legal. Whether you're presenting a case in court or...
black crew socks with white text that reads 'fuck this shit'. men and women.
Fuck This Shit
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Shit
$13.00
Get ready to turn your sock game upside down with the one and only "Fuck This Shit" socks! These bold and sassy crew socks will have you expressing your feelings in the most stylish way. Available for both men and women, they're perfect for those moments when you just need...
light blue crew socks with pink soap bubbles and "please wash you hands" text.
Wash Your Hands
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Wash Your Hands
$12.00
Wash Your Hands! Socks with Bubbles: These socks are like a fun reminder to stay clean and fresh! With their light blue color, they're the perfect canvas for the bright pink soap bubbles and white lettering that spells out "Please Wash You Hands." Whether you're at home or out and...
white crew socks with geometric red and white pattern, red heel and toe and pagoda graphic front and center with text "thank you, enjoy!"
Thank You, Enjoy!
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Thank You, Enjoy!
$15.00
Get ready to put your best foot forward with the Thank You, Enjoy! Crew Socks! With their eye-catching red and white geometric pattern, red heel and toe, and cool pagoda graphic, these socks are sure to make a statement wherever you go. Plus, the fun-loving message "Thank You, Enjoy!" will...
crew socks featuring the text "trust me...i'm a doctor" and a caduceus symbol. perfect for medical professionals and fans of lighthearted humor.
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
$10.00
In a world plagued by skepticism, Trust Me I'm A Doctor socks serve as the antidote. The gray backdrop adorned with a caduceus in blue will have you channeling your inner doctor, while the words "Trust Me...I'm A Doctor" add a healthy dose of humor to your ensemble. Slip into...
womens crew socks with red and white lightning bolt pattern, large white "guess who's got anxiety?" lettering. funny theme.
Anxiety
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Anxiety
$12.00
If you're looking for a sock that's as electrifying as your energy, then look no further! Our Anxiety socks are sure to make a statement. With their bold white and red lightning bolt design, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of personality to any outfit. Plus,...
black and yellow caution tape pattern crew socks for men and women with a funny theme.
Caution
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Caution
$12.00
Caution signs on socks? Now that's a warning you can wear with a smile! Our Caution Tape Crew Socks will have you rocking the yellow and black stripes in a way that's both playful and stylish. Perfect for those with a rebellious streak or just a love of fun, these...
blue crew socks with 'i survived the toilet paper apocalypse' text, a soft tribute to the pandemic survivalists.
Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Toilet Paper Apocalypse
$14.00
In a world where toilet paper became gold, legends rose from the ashes of empty shelves. Meet the Toilet Paper Apocalypse socks, your comfy crew mates through the great TP trials. Made for men with a soft plush feel and a little reminder of resilience knitted in 'I survived the...
womens crew socks in hot pink with a grey cat pattern and the phrase "don't fucking touch me".
Don’t Touch Me
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Don’t Touch Me
$12.00
Purrfect for any cat lover, Don't Touch Me cat socks demand attention. Relax in style with cats adorning these hot pink socks with attitude while declaring your boundaries to the world.
shut the front door funny themed mens & womens unisex grey novelty crew socks
Shut The Front Door
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Shut The Front Door
$11.00
Shut The Front Door Socks by Primitives by Kathy are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These funny themed unisex,mens,womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "Shut the Front Door" printed on the socks. These socks fit One Size Fits Most....
red crew socks with "please unsubscribe me from your issues" in light blue and yellow lettering with stars and hearts. for men and women.
Issues
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Issues
$12.00
Show the world your lit sock style with these "Please Unsubscribe Me From Your Issues" crew socks in bright red. Emblazoned with light blue and yellow stars and hearts, these meme worthy socks are sure to spark convos wherever you strut your stuff!
wtf where's the food food & drink themed womens black novelty crew socks
WTF Where's The Food
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
WTF Where's The Food
$10.00
WTF Where's The Food Socks by Foot Traffic are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These food & drink themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "WTF! Where's The Food?" printed on the socks. These socks fit Women's shoe size...
shut the front door funny themed womens blue novelty crew socks
Shut the Front Door
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Shut the Front Door
$10.00
Shut the Front Door Socks by Foot Traffic are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These funny themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "Shut the Front Door" printed on the socks. These socks fit Women's shoe size 4-10. Made...
anti-idiot funny themed mens & womens unisex black novelty crew socks
Anti-Idiot
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Anti-Idiot
$11.00
Anti-Idiot Socks by Primitives by Kathy are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These funny themed unisex,mens,womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "I'm Not Anti-Social...I'm Anti-Idiot" printed on the socks. These socks fit One Size Fits Most. Made of 65%...
send noods food & drink themed mens black novelty crew socks
Send Noods
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Send Noods
$14.00
Send Noods Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These food & drink themed mens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "Send Noods" printed on the socks. These socks fit Men's Shoe Size 6-12.5. Made of 59%...
send noods food & drink themed womens orange novelty crew socks
Send Noods
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Send Noods
$8.00
Send Noods Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These food & drink themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "Send Noods" printed on the socks. These socks fit Women's Shoe Size 4-10.5. Made of 59%...
true crime all the time movies & tv themed mens & womens unisex yellow novelty crew^xl socks
True Crime All The Time
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
True Crime All The Time
$14.00
True Crime All The Time Socks by Gumball Poodle are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These movies & tv themed mens,womens,unisex crew^xl socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "True Crime All The Time" printed on the socks. These socks fit Women's...
gray nursing crew socks with blue toes, heels, and tops feature a red heart with an ekg line and "yes i'm a nurse...no i don't wanna look at it" message.
Don't Wanna Look
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Don't Wanna Look
$11.00
You may not be able to save a life today, but you can save your style by slipping into these "Don't Wanna Look" nursing socks. With the bold message "YES I'M A NURSE...NO I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT IT" emblazoned on the sides, these sassy gray socks with blue toes,...
mens blue and gray striped crew socks with "i love meetings about meetings" in contrasting colors.
I Love Meetings About Meetings
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
I Love Meetings About Meetings
$14.00
Calling all meeting lovers! Step up your sock game with our "I Love Meetings About Meetings" socks. These blue and gray striped crew socks will add a touch of humor to your workday (or Zoom call). Featuring a playful pattern of words that any office worker can relate to, these...
beige crew socks with "indoorsy" in green text and two green stripes, featuring a person wearing headphones and using a laptop with musical notes in speech bubbles, clouds, raindrops, and a lightning bolt.
Indoorsy
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Indoorsy
$14.00
Transport yourself to a world of cozy vibes and playlists with our "Indoorsy" socks. Grab a pair and let the rhythm flow through you while you conquer your playlists or chill out with your favorite series. With these socks on, you'll radiate an aura of musical bliss, even when you're...
blue socks with yellow stripes, featuring a cartoon character wearing a suit and hat, pointing and holding a cigar, with the phrase "ya done messed up a-a-merica"
Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica
$14.00
Meet the Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica socks! These blue and yellow striped knee-highs feature a stern-faced businessman cartoon pointing his finger and holding a cigar, reminding us in his no-nonsense way that something's gone awry! Whether you're a fan of political humor or just appreciate a good ol' fashioned...
stock up novelty socks with pattern of blue toilet paper rolls and brown logs, crew length, for men.
Stock Up
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Stock Up
$14.00
Tired of being a square? Stock up on these sensational Stock Up novelty socks and upgrade to rollin' with the best. Bright white toilet paper rolls and rich brown logs cover the fun bright blue socks. No more rough patches, these socks are super soft because they're made from a...
light blue crew socks with red stars that say i cannot people today.
I Cannot People
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
I Cannot People
$12.00
The light blue crew socks have a pattern of red stars. Perfect for days when socializing is overwhelming. I Cannot People Today  is displayed on each sock in a pink light bulb.
gray crew socks with purple stripes and the phrase "books make me happy - you? not so much."
Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much
$14.00
Bursting with wit and character, our Books Make Me Happy socks are perfect for bookworms and reading enthusiasts. These lively striped socks will make you feel as joyful and cozy as getting lost in your favorite literary world, so put on a pair and join the reading revolution!
rosie the riveter nurse socks with flexed arm in green, white, and red. crew length. for women.
Rosie the Nurse
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Rosie the Nurse
$10.00
Rosie the Nurse socks are made just for the girl power girl! With their Rosie the Riveter design, these socks are a fun and empowering way to show your support for women. They're also sure to spark a conversation or two, so be prepared to field questions about your new...
science-inspired men's crew socks. features scientific symbols, equations, and "believe in science" text.
Believe In Science
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Believe In Science
$11.00
Blast off into the stratosphere of style with these 'Believe In Science' socks that scream smart casual from your toes up! These crew socks for men are adorned with an array of scientific symbols, equations, and the bold statement "Believe in Science" on top, making a cosmic fashion statement. Put...
white crew socks with blue grid pattern and "science doesn't care what you believe" in black. for men and women.
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
$14.00
Our 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe' socks are the perfect way to show your love of science and your rebellious side. Featuring a blue grid pattern and the words 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe', these white crew socks are sure to turn heads. Perfect for men and women,...
women's crew socks featuring science-related imagery and the phrase 'believe in science' knitted in yellow on the top cuff.
Believe In Science
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Believe In Science
$10.00
Explore the wonders of science with every step you take in these funky 'Believe In Science' women's crew socks. Adorned with atoms, molecules, beakers, microscopes, and planets, these socks are a playful reminder that even the smallest things can hold immense knowledge and power. Put on a pair and let...
black knee-high socks featuring rosie the riveter with a red bandana, blue polka dot shirt, and surgical mask. womens.
Rosie the Nurse
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Rosie the Nurse
$14.00
Rosie the Nurse socks pay homage to the iconic symbol of women's empowerment. From the factory floor to the front lines, these knee-high socks are a salute to all the Rosie's out there rocking red bandanas, blue polka dots, and surgical masks. Let Rosie's fierce determination inspire you every time...
crew length men's blue socks covered in red couches and black cats wearing crowns.
CEO of the Couch
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
CEO of the Couch
$14.00
Lounge around in style with our CEO of the Couch socks. These blue socks are covered in red couches with a black cat wearing a crown. The socks are made for men and hit just below the calf so you can stay comfortable while you sit on the throne of...
dark blue socks with pink text reading "this is how i roll" and toilet paper roll images.
How I Roll
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
How I Roll
$8.00
Unroll the fun with our How I Roll socks! These mid-calf, dark blue beauties feature bold pink text that reads "This is how I roll." Plus, the playful pattern of toilet paper rolls adds a touch of whimsy to your everyday style. Get ready to make a statement wherever you...
green crew socks with a pattern of hundred dollar bills with toilet paper rolls, designed to fit men and women.
Toilet Paper Bills
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Toilet Paper Bills
$12.00
Quarantine times were tough, but these socks can make you smile. With a pattern of hundred dollar bills and toilet paper rolls, these green crew-length socks will have you reminiscing about 2020 with a chuckle. They're designed to fit the feet of funny men and women. These socks are just...
crew length blue socks with white polka dots that say 'does this mask make my butt look big?' and 'how do i drink wine with this mask?' on them.
Mask
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Mask
$10.00
These socks are the bomb! They're blue with white polka dots and say "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?" - pandemic fashion at its finest. You'll feel like a total genius when everyone gets a kick out of your...
blue men's crew socks with white stars and 'does this mask make me look taller' phrase inspired by quarantine.
Mask
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Mask
$11.00
Mask Socks: For those times when you need a reminder that you're still the star of the show, even in a mask. These blue crew socks feature white stars and the words "Does This Mask Make Me Look Taller?" and "Stay Over There!" With a nod to our new normal,...