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A pair of crew socks with a grey background and repeating pattern of pixelated green dumpsters engulfed in flames. The socks have a green cuff.
Dumpster Fire
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Dumpster Fire
$12.00
Introducing the Dumpster Fire Socks, the ultimate novelty sock for anyone looking to add some heat to their wardrobe. These socks are hot, hot, hot with their bold pattern featuring dumpsters on fire.  Not only are these socks stylish and unique, but they're also practical for those days when you...
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Pair of black crew socks with a fun potty-themed design.  Features illustrations of plungers, toilet paper rolls, and poop emojis.
Potty Party
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Party
$12.00
Sometimes that party in your pants moves a little quicker, or gets a little bigger than you expected. It's time to pay homage to the clean-up crew that takes care of the aftermath. A lot of people are ashamed of potty talk, but we're not among them - and neither...
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Tan crew socks with a whimsical brown poop emoji design. The emoji says 'Hey!' and the socks read 'Shit Happens'.
Hey! Shit Happens
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hey! Shit Happens
$14.00
Life can't be all rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes things go wrong and there is nothing wrong with being a realist! This pair of gray and tan crew socks will show you keep things real. Each sock features a smiling pile of poo saying "Hey!" with the word "happens" beneath him....
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A pair of navy blue crew socks with grey cats and the text 'It's Too Peoply Outside' in pink.
Too Peoply
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Too Peoply
$8.00
These Too Peoply socks will remind you that sometimes you just want to stay in and avoid the hustle and bustle of the world. With a dark blue background and a pattern of gray cats and the words 'It's Too Peoply Outside' written in pink, these socks are perfect for...
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Crew socks in light blue with a smiling poop emoji and 'Poop Happens!' text.  Brown heel and toe with small fly accents.
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Poop Happens
$10.00
Poop Happens: Crew socks for women featuring a brown smiling poop emoji with the text "It happens!" and black flies buzzing around. These silly socks are made to remind you that even the stinkiest situations can be funny.
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Crew socks in gray with black paw prints and the text 'People No. Dogs Yes.' in orange and white.
Dogs Yes
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Dogs Yes
$11.00
Ever feel like the world is going to the dogs? Treat your feet to a comfy pair of paw-sitive puppy socks and strut your stuff with canine confidence. From walkies to fetch, you'll feel like the top dog in these "People No...Dogs Yes" crew socks. They're the perfect woof-derful accessory...
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Pair of gray and black argyle crew socks. A yellow post-it note on each sock says 'LAWYER UP!' in blue.
Lawyer Up
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Lawyer Up
$10.00
Calling all legal beagles! Assert your fashion dominance with our Lawyer Up socks, featuring a bold graphic of a yellow sticky note emblazoned with the iconic phrase. These gray crew socks are a witty nod to the legal profession, perfect for injecting a dash of humor into your everyday attire....
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Crew socks in bright yellow with black biohazard symbols and a black 'Caution' stripe at the top.
Biohazard
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Biohazard
$15.00
Unleash your inner scientist with the Biohazard Crew Socks! This pair of socks is a perfect blend of style and humor with its bold yellow color contrasting against black toes, heels, and cuffs. Put on these bad boys and show off the black biohazard symbol and the word 'CAUTION' screaming...
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Crew socks in grey, brown, and black featuring a smiling poop emoji, flies, and the text 'POOP HAPPENS!'
Poop Happens
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Poop Happens
$11.00
Poop Happens Novelty Socks: Dive into a world of whimsical comfort with our Poop Happens socks! These gray socks with a brown poop emoji and black flies are like a lighthearted reminder that even life's messy moments can be amusing. Rock them casually or brighten up formal wear.
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A pair of crew socks in red and black.  The socks feature a design of flames and the text 'Hell is Other People'.
Hell Is Other People
Crew SocksAccoutrements
$10.00
Hell Is Other People
$10.00
Do you hate going to parties, being around large crowds, and generally feel people just suck? We've got the perfect socks for you! These funny socks feature a black and red pattern of flames with the saying "Hell is other people". Express your intolerance for the human race in style!...
Pair of men's crew socks in grey and black argyle pattern. Each sock features a yellow sticky note with the phrase 'Lawyer Up' written on it.
Lawyer Up
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Lawyer Up
$13.00
You'll be the apex predator of the office when you put on these "Lawyer Up" socks! With their bold, yellow sticky note design and "Lawyer Up" lettering, these gray socks are a fun way to show your love for all things legal. Whether you're presenting a case in court or...
Pair of black crew socks with a white 'Fuck This Shit' logo.  Simple design, casual style.
Fuck This Shit
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Shit
$13.00
Get ready to turn your sock game upside down with the one and only "Fuck This Shit" socks! These bold and sassy crew socks will have you expressing your feelings in the most stylish way. Available for both men and women, they're perfect for those moments when you just need...
Pair of light blue crew socks featuring a playful design of pink soap bars and bubbles, with the text 'Please Wash Your Hands' repeated.
Wash Your Hands
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Wash Your Hands
$12.00
Wash Your Hands! Socks with Bubbles: These socks are like a fun reminder to stay clean and fresh! With their light blue color, they're the perfect canvas for the bright pink soap bubbles and white lettering that spells out "Please Wash You Hands." Whether you're at home or out and...
White crew socks with red accents. Features a red Chinese takeout-style pagoda image and 'Thank You, Enjoy!' text.
Thank You, Enjoy!
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Thank You, Enjoy!
$15.00
Get ready to put your best foot forward with the Thank You, Enjoy! Crew Socks! With their eye-catching red and white geometric pattern, red heel and toe, and cool pagoda graphic, these socks are sure to make a statement wherever you go. Plus, the fun-loving message "Thank You, Enjoy!" will...
Crew socks in dark gray with a light purple caduceus and the text 'Trust Me I'm A Doctor.' The toe and cuff are light blue.
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
$10.00
In a world plagued by skepticism, Trust Me I'm A Doctor socks serve as the antidote. The gray backdrop adorned with a caduceus in blue will have you channeling your inner doctor, while the words "Trust Me...I'm A Doctor" add a healthy dose of humor to your ensemble. Slip into...
Pair of black crew socks with a white and red graphic design.  The socks feature jagged lines and the text 'Guess who's got anxiety?'
Anxiety
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Anxiety
$12.00
If you're looking for a sock that's as electrifying as your energy, then look no further! Our Anxiety socks are sure to make a statement. With their bold white and red lightning bolt design, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of personality to any outfit. Plus,...
Pair of crew socks with a repeating caution tape pattern in black and yellow.  The design features the word 'CAUTION' printed on the tape.
Caution
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Caution
$12.00
Caution signs on socks? Now that's a warning you can wear with a smile! Our Caution Tape Crew Socks will have you rocking the yellow and black stripes in a way that's both playful and stylish. Perfect for those with a rebellious streak or just a love of fun, these...
A pair of blue crew socks with a grey cuff.  They feature white toilet paper roll graphics and the text 'I survived the toilet paper apocalypse'.
Toilet Paper Apocalypse
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Toilet Paper Apocalypse
$14.00
In a world where toilet paper became gold, legends rose from the ashes of empty shelves. Meet the Toilet Paper Apocalypse socks, your comfy crew mates through the great TP trials. Made for men with a soft plush feel and a little reminder of resilience knitted in 'I survived the...
Pair of blush pink crew socks.  A grumpy grey cat graphic and the phrase 'Don't Touch Me' are printed on the socks. Small white paw prints are scattered throughout.
Don’t Touch Me
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Don’t Touch Me
$12.00
Purrfect for any cat lover, Don't Touch Me cat socks demand attention. Relax in style with cats adorning these hot pink socks with attitude while declaring your boundaries to the world.
Crew socks in grey with dark grey cuffs and toes. Design features a red 'Shut The Front Door!' message and various door and mail illustrations.
Shut The Front Door
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Shut The Front Door
$11.00
These 'Shut The Front Door' socks are pretty much exactly what they say on the tin. They're mainly grey with a fun pattern featuring a prominent red 'Shut The Front Door!' message on a yellow-bordered rectangle. The other visible parts of the design show images of doors- some open, some...
Pair of red crew socks featuring a playful 'unsubscribe from your issues' graphic with 90s-inspired design elements.
Issues
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Issues
$12.00
Show the world your lit sock style with these "Please Unsubscribe Me From Your Issues" crew socks in bright red. Emblazoned with light blue and yellow stars and hearts, these meme worthy socks are sure to spark convos wherever you strut your stuff!
Crew socks, dark grey with red cuff. Features a 'WTF Where's The Food?' text and cartoon drawings of pizza, burgers, fries, and other food.
WTF Where's The Food
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
WTF Where's The Food
$10.00
These 'WTF Where's The Food?' socks are a dark-greyish blue with a red cuff. The visible portion shows a fun pattern of various foods like pizza, burgers, and fries- all rendered in a simple style. The phrase "WTF! Where's the Food?" is prominently displayed. They're the perfect socks for anyone...
Crew socks in grayish-blue featuring a colorful door pattern and the text 'Shut the Front Door!'  Navy blue cuff.
Shut the Front Door
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Shut the Front Door
$10.00
These 'Shut the Front Door' socks are a fun twist on everyday footwear. They're a grayish-blue color, and the visible portion shows a pattern of colorful doors- some are yellow, teal, and red- along with small potted plants and presents. The phrase 'Shut the Front Door!' is printed on the...
A pair of black crew socks with a red cuff.  The design features a white cartoonish figure, geometric shapes, and the text 'I'm not anti-social'.
Anti-Idiot
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Anti-Idiot
$11.00
These 'Anti-Idiot' socks are pretty awesome. They're crew socks, mainly black with a bold white design. The pattern includes what looks like a cartoonish figure, some geometric shapes, and the words 'I'm not anti-social'. The visible parts of the socks have red cuffs. It's a fun, slightly chaotic design that's...
Pair of black crew socks with grey cuffs.  The socks feature a design of takeout containers with noodles and chopsticks and the text 'Send Noods'.
Send Noods
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Send Noods
$14.00
Spice up your sock drawer with these 'Send Noods' socks. They're black crew socks with a light grey cuff. The design features two takeout containers overflowing with noodles and chopsticks- plus the phrase 'Send Noods' printed in red. It's a fun and quirky design that's perfect for anyone with a...
Pair of coral-orange crew socks with a repeated image of a takeout noodle container and the phrase 'Send Noods' printed on them.  The cuffs and toes are beige.
Send Noods
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Send Noods
$8.00
These 'Send Noods' socks are a vibrant coral-orange. They feature a repeated design of a cartoon takeout container with noodles and chopsticks- plus the phrase 'Send Noods' printed on each sock. The visible part of the sock's toe and cuff are a light beige. They're comfy and casual- perfect for...
A pair of yellow crew socks with grey stripes and 'TRUE CRIME ALL THE TIME' in black lettering.  Black cuffs and toes.
True Crime All The Time
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
True Crime All The Time
$15.00
These aren't your grandma's argyle. They're 'True Crime All The Time' socks- and they're seriously awesome. Bright yellow is the base color, with grey stripes and the phrase 'TRUE CRIME ALL THE TIME' repeated vertically in a bold, black sans-serif font. The visible portion shows a crew sock length. The...
A pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue. One sock says 'Yes, I'm a Nurse', the other says 'No, I don't wanna look at it'.  They feature small white flowers and red heart designs.
Don't Wanna Look
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Don't Wanna Look
$11.00
You may not be able to save a life today, but you can save your style by slipping into these "Don't Wanna Look" nursing socks. With the bold message "YES I'M A NURSE...NO I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT IT" emblazoned on the sides, these sassy gray socks with blue toes,...
Gray crew socks with thin gray and white stripes and the text 'I Love Meetings About Meetings'.
I Love Meetings About Meetings
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
I Love Meetings About Meetings
$14.00
Calling all meeting lovers! Step up your sock game with our "I Love Meetings About Meetings" socks. These blue and gray striped crew socks will add a touch of humor to your workday (or Zoom call). Featuring a playful pattern of words that any office worker can relate to, these...
Beige crew socks with olive green stripes and accents. Design includes clouds, speech bubbles, and an illustration of someone using a laptop.
Indoorsy
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Indoorsy
$14.00
Transport yourself to a world of cozy vibes and playlists with our "Indoorsy" socks. Grab a pair and let the rhythm flow through you while you conquer your playlists or chill out with your favorite series. With these socks on, you'll radiate an aura of musical bliss, even when you're...
Crew socks in navy blue and mustard yellow.  The design includes a cartoon man and the text 'Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Mercia'.
Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica
$14.00
Meet the Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica socks! These blue and yellow striped knee-highs feature a stern-faced businessman cartoon pointing his finger and holding a cigar, reminding us in his no-nonsense way that something's gone awry! Whether you're a fan of political humor or just appreciate a good ol' fashioned...
Pair of teal crew socks with a whimsical pattern of white toilet paper rolls and brown chocolate bars. Fun and comfortable!
Stock Up
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Stock Up
$16.00
Tired of being a square? Stock up on these sensational Stock Up novelty socks and upgrade to rollin' with the best. Bright white toilet paper rolls and rich brown logs cover the fun bright blue socks. No more rough patches, these socks are super soft because they're made from a...
Pair of light blue crew socks featuring a retro-style graphic that says 'I Cannot People Today'.  Red and white accents and small stars.
I Cannot People
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
I Cannot People
$12.00
The light blue crew socks have a pattern of red stars. Perfect for days when socializing is overwhelming. I Cannot People Today  is displayed on each sock in a pink light bulb.
Crew socks in gray and purple with white text reading, 'Books Make Me Happy' and 'You, not so much.' A yellow smiley face is also featured.
Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much
$14.00
Bursting with wit and character, our Books Make Me Happy socks are perfect for bookworms and reading enthusiasts. These lively striped socks will make you feel as joyful and cozy as getting lost in your favorite literary world, so put on a pair and join the reading revolution!
Crew socks featuring a Rosie the Riveter illustration wearing a mask. The socks are predominantly black with teal accents and red cuffs.
Rosie the Nurse
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Rosie the Nurse
$10.00
Rosie the Nurse socks are made just for the girl power girl! With their Rosie the Riveter design, these socks are a fun and empowering way to show your support for women. They're also sure to spark a conversation or two, so be prepared to field questions about your new...
Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs.  The socks are adorned with science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the phrase 'Believe in Science'.
Believe In Science
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Believe In Science
$11.00
Blast off into the stratosphere of style with these 'Believe In Science' socks that scream smart casual from your toes up! These crew socks for men are adorned with an array of scientific symbols, equations, and the bold statement "Believe in Science" on top, making a cosmic fashion statement. Put...
Crew socks in off-white with a light blue grid pattern.  Red and black text reads 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe'.  Navy blue heel and toe.
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
$14.00
Our 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe' socks are the perfect way to show your love of science and your rebellious side. Featuring a blue grid pattern and the words 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe', these white crew socks are sure to turn heads. Perfect for men and women,...
Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs. Features science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the text 'Believe in Science'.
Believe In Science
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Believe In Science
$10.00
Explore the wonders of science with every step you take in these funky 'Believe In Science' women's crew socks. Adorned with atoms, molecules, beakers, microscopes, and planets, these socks are a playful reminder that even the smallest things can hold immense knowledge and power. Put on a pair and let...
Knee-high socks with a repeating pattern of Rosie the Riveter wearing a face mask, in teal, red, and black.
Rosie the Nurse
Knee High SocksModSocks
$14.00
Rosie the Nurse
$14.00
Rosie the Nurse socks pay homage to the iconic symbol of women's empowerment. From the factory floor to the front lines, these knee-high socks are a salute to all the Rosie's out there rocking red bandanas, blue polka dots, and surgical masks. Let Rosie's fierce determination inspire you every time...
Pair of light blue crew socks with a navy blue cuff.  The socks feature a graphic of a red couch with a black cat, and the text 'CEO of the Couch'.
CEO of the Couch
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
CEO of the Couch
$14.00
Lounge around in style with our CEO of the Couch socks. These blue socks are covered in red couches with a black cat wearing a crown. The socks are made for men and hit just below the calf so you can stay comfortable while you sit on the throne of...
A pair of navy blue crew socks with a fun toilet paper design and the phrase 'This is how I roll' in pink lettering.
How I Roll
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
How I Roll
$8.00
Unroll the fun with our How I Roll socks! These mid-calf, dark blue beauties feature bold pink text that reads "This is how I roll." Plus, the playful pattern of toilet paper rolls adds a touch of whimsy to your everyday style. Get ready to make a statement wherever you...
A pair of light green crew socks with a whimsical design featuring cartoonish dollar bills and toilet paper rolls.
Toilet Paper Bills
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Toilet Paper Bills
$12.00
Quarantine times were tough, but these socks can make you smile. With a pattern of hundred dollar bills and toilet paper rolls, these green crew-length socks will have you reminiscing about 2020 with a chuckle. They're designed to fit the feet of funny men and women. These socks are just...
Pair of light blue crew socks with a retro woman design and text that says, "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?"
Mask
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Mask
$10.00
These socks are the bomb! They're blue with white polka dots and say "Does this mask make my butt look big?" and "How do I drink wine with this mask?" - pandemic fashion at its finest. You'll feel like a total genius when everyone gets a kick out of your...
Pair of light blue crew socks with a navy blue cuff.  The socks feature a retro-style illustration of a man in a mask and witty text.
Mask
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Mask
$11.00
Mask Socks: For those times when you need a reminder that you're still the star of the show, even in a mask. These blue crew socks feature white stars and the words "Does This Mask Make Me Look Taller?" and "Stay Over There!" With a nod to our new normal,...