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Pair of grey knee-high socks with pink, orange, and teal wavy lines resembling a magic wand with a gold star. Features gold glitter accents.
It's Magic
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
It's Magic
$15.00
Radiate sass with these striking cosmic knee-highs. With their vibrant pink and yellow stripes, gray background adorned with twinkling stars, and a dash of rainbow magic via the shooting star motif, they'll have you strutting with celestial style. Be the shooting star in your style constellation with our It's Magic...
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Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
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Crew socks in light grey and red. The design features the words 'I can't hear you. You're MUTED!' with a mute symbol.
You Are Muted
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
You Are Muted
$10.00
Think you've heard all the sock jokes? Think again! These "You're Muted" novelty socks will get a laugh from anyone who can hear you coming from a mile away. We're talking sassy socks for women. They're grey with red toes and heels, and have red text that says "I Can't...
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Pink crew socks with yellow stars and 'Mother Fucking Girl Power' in white lettering.
MF Girl Power
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
MF Girl Power
$12.00
Girl power! These bright pink crew socks shout your message with yellow stars and white lettering: 'Mother Fucking Girl Power.' Wear them to strut your stuff and let everyone know what you're about.
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Gray crew socks with a white panel featuring a cartoon of a meeting with the words 'Fuck This Meeting'. The socks have 'COOL' subtly printed on the bottom.
Fuck This Meeting
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
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A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
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A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$7.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$7.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
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A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sugar Mama
$14.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
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Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Hot Dad
$13.99
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
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Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Life Starts At Fuck It
$13.99
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of black crew socks with gold and teal stripes and the phrase 'Average Dick Energy' written vertically.
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Average Dick Energy
$14.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
Pair of cream crew socks with bold blue and dark grey stripes and the word 'BITCH' on each sock.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
Horny
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny
$14.00
Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
Cunt
Cunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cunt
$14.00
Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck
$14.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
Brown crew socks with off-white stripes and the text 'Chocolate Is My Therapist.'
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$14.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$14.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
DILF
$13.99
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Ok to Fart
$14.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with repeating pattern of cartoon pickles wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture.
Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Dill With It
$13.00
Looking for socks that give you an attitude? Our Dill With It socks are here to add some spice to your day. With their cool-as-a-cucumber design, you can dill with anything that comes your way. A green sock with cartoon cucumbers wearing shades and giving the finger is sure to...
Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$14.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love To Fart
$14.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
Pair of black knee-high socks with white stripes and 'Bad Ass' text. Features an upward-pointing arrow graphic.
Bad Ass
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass
$15.00
These socks provide vital instructions for locating someone with great character and little regard for societal norms. But be warned! You better be able to backup that label and win any fight or dance off that comes your way. Each pair of these fun all black knee high socks features...
Pair of pastel yellow crew socks with a cool pickle graphic and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'. Small yellow dots are scattered across the sock.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks are sure to add some flavor to your sock drawer! Made for women, these crew socks feature a bright yellow base with black toes, heels, and cuffs covered in white polka dots. Standing out on each sock are the words "I'm Kind of...
Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
Crew socks in light blue with a cute kitty, birds, musical notes, and the phrase 'Fuck Off' printed on them.
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
$10.00
Looking for a pair of socks that will put the "fun" in dysfunctional? Our Fuck Off Kitty Cat Womens Crew Socks have you covered! These pink and blue floral socks feature an adorable, yet sassy cat with its paw raised and the middle finger proudly extended. With birds and musical...
Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Being Weird
$14.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
Pink crew socks with 'Wife Mom Boss' text, hearts, crowns, and rings. A fun and comfy design for everyday wear.
Wife Mom Boss
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Wife Mom Boss
$8.00
Put your best foot forward in these Wife Mom Boss socks! With cute pink and gray designs and the words 'WIFE', 'MOM', and 'BOSS' emblazoned on them, you can strut your stuff knowing you're rocking all your roles with style and sass. Wear them to your next PTA meeting, soccer...
Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Cheese
$14.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
A pair of women's crew socks showcasing a beach scene with blue waves, tan sand, seashells, starfish, and the text '100% That Beach'.
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes. Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$14.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
Pink crew socks with black cuffs. The socks have a fun design with various small icons, stars, and the words 'Chaos Coordinator' in a speech bubble.
Chaos Coordinator
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator: Take control of your chaotic life with these vibrant pink socks that'll put a spring in your step! With black toes and heels, they're the perfect blend of fun and fabulous. Join the ranks of the organized, one sock at a time.
Crew socks in navy blue and yellow, featuring a Rosie the Riveter design. The iconic image shows Rosie flexing her bicep.
Rosie The Riveter
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Rosie The Riveter
$10.00
Do you want to feel like a cultural icon? These "Rosie The Riveter" novelty crew socks for women will show everyone who's boss. With a colorful pattern featuring the famous image of Rosie flexing her muscles, these vivid socks will add a little extra confidence to any outfit. Wear them...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes. The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
Pair of white crew socks with hot pink stripes and a crown design. Text reads 'Princess Badass'.
Princess Badass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Princess Badass
$14.00
Princess Badass socks: For the workout warrior who rules her own kingdom, these socks let you rep your royalty while rocking those squats. Whether you're sweating it out solo or conquering group fitness, these socks are ready to take on any fitness challenge. Show off your inner badass with Princess...
Crew socks in light blue with a cute puppy, butterflies, flowers, and the text 'Not your bitch'.
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog
$10.00
Not Your Bitch Puppy Dog socks are like a walk in the park on a sunny day. Blue socks bloom with white and yellow flowers and yellow and orange butterflies while a brown and white cartoon pup on each foot reminds you that you're your own best friend. Show off...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel. Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Pair of crew socks; black with hot pink polka dots, stripes, and a lounging corgi graphic; text reads 'I Can't Adult Today'.
I Can't Adult Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
I Can't Adult Today
$8.00
Life can sometimes be just a bit too much. Gone are the days of childhood laughter and not having to worry about work. We're taking a day off! These funny socks will have you quitting adulthood - at least for the day. Each pair of black and pink socks features...
A pair of crew socks in pale yellow with tiny yellow dots. The design features a cartoon pickle wearing sunglasses with the text, 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
Who needs a pickle in their life? Well, these socks have one for you. I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks show a green pickle with shades, rocking a pair of these will ensure you're the coolest pickle in town. Don't be dill-iberate, get your pair today!
A pair of grey crew socks with a fun design. The main image is a crowned bee with the words 'Queen Bee' repeated throughout. Smaller bees are scattered on the socks as well.
Queen Bee
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Queen Bee
$8.00
Only the finest riches go to the queen and only the tastiest gold can be found in her possession! There is only one queen in this hive and she gets it all. This funny pair of gray crew socks features an all over print of buzzing bees surrounding a queen...
Cream-colored crew socks with a cute cartoon pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have small yellow dots and black cuffs. Text reads 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
Prepare your feet for a pickle-icious adventure! These yellow socks with black polka dots and a cartoon pickle with sunglasses are perfect for adding a zesty twist to your wardrobe. With the phrase "I'm Kind of a Big Dill" proudly displayed, you'll have everyone asking where you got such a...