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Socks With Sayings On Them

Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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Crew socks in dark grey and teal.  The socks have a design of medical tools (syringes, pills) and the phrase 'I Call the Shots!'
I Call the Shots
Crew Socks
$11.00
I Call the Shots
$11.00
Medical humor gets a clean, graphic treatment in these men's crew socks. A stethoscope, syringe, thermometer, and scattered little details give the pair the feel of a busy exam room, while the bold phrase at the top makes the joke clear without overexplaining it. The result is playful, a little...
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Crew socks in dark grey with light blue accents.  The design includes a syringe, stethoscope, pills, and the text 'I Call the Shots!'
I Call the Shots
Crew Socks
$10.00
I Call the Shots
$10.00
For anyone who likes their wardrobe with a little authority, these women's crew socks bring a sharp, playful nod to the world of medicine. The design pairs a bold declaration with familiar clinical details, from the stethoscope to the syringe and tiny scattered icons that make the whole scene feel...
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White crew socks with orange cuffs, featuring a teal phrase 'Being a nurse takes PATIENTS', a heart-shaped stethoscope graphic, and gray accents.
Nurse
Crew Socks
$10.00
Nurse
$10.00
These women's crew socks honor the kind of care that keeps a long shift from unraveling. With a clean medical motif and a message that says being a nurse takes patients, they strike that nice balance between practical and playful. The design feels thoughtful without getting stiff about it, which...
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Crew socks in dark gray with a light purple caduceus and the text 'Trust Me I'm A Doctor.' The toe and cuff are light blue.
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Crew Socks
$10.00
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
$10.00
For anyone who likes their humor with a white coat and a straight face, these women’s crew socks make the joke clear before anyone gets a chance to ask questions. “Trust Me I’m A Doctor” sits front and center with a clean caduceus graphic, giving these socks the feel of...
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with a red cuff. The design features illustrations of doctors and nurses dancing, along with the text 'Awesome Doctor'.
Awesome Doctor
Crew Socks
$12.00
Awesome Doctor
$12.00
Some socks honor the quiet heroes of everyday life, and these unisex crew socks do it with a little extra personality. The playful doctor figures bring movement, color, and a sense of busy purpose, like a hallway full of clipboards, brisk footsteps, and one more patient to check on before...