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Socks With Sayings On Them

Most people do not say what they actually think. These socks say it for you. Over a hundred designs that range from sarcastic to sweet, crude to clever, because your feet should not have to stay neutral when the rest of you does. These are not just socks. They are small acts of honesty that do not require you to open your mouth.

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Four pairs of pastel-colored crew socks.  Each sock has a library card design printed on it with the words: AUTHOR, TITLE, DATE DUE.
Library Card 4-Pack
Ankle Socks
$14.00
Library Card 4-Pack
$14.00
Library lovers will recognize the charm right away: these unisex ankle socks borrow the look of old school library cards, complete with the familiar lines for author, title, and date due. The four-pack gives you a full little stack of bookish color, each pair feeling like a tiny artifact from...
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Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!'  Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew Socks
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
A pair of men's crew socks for the accountant who can spot a spreadsheet error from across the room. Covered in dollar signs and a retro-style accountant graphic, these socks have the kind of dry humor that lands best with people who actually understand what a balance sheet is doing....
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Pair of black crew socks with a colorful sunset, palm trees, and 'Go Away' text design.
Go Away
Crew Socks
$8.00
Go Away
$8.00
Some socks say hello. These women’s crew socks say not today, and they say it with a sunset, a row of palm trees, and a bold little message that does the heavy lifting. The design has the feel of a retro postcard with a sharper sense of boundaries, which makes...
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Pair of white crew socks. One has yellow and pink grapefruit, the other a yellow "La Queen" soda can. Pink/blue pattern on heel, orange cuffs/toes.
La Queen
Crew Socks
$14.00
La Queen
$14.00
La Queen brings a playful, sunny attitude to a pair of women's crew socks. One sock features a sparkling citrus motif, while the other leans into retro-cool with a colorful can graphic and bold lettering. Together, they feel a little cheeky, a little polished, and very much ready to be...
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Light gray crew socks with a blue mermaid tail splashing, red Make a Splash text, gray scale patterns, and navy accents.
Make A Splash
Crew Socks
$10.00
Make A Splash
$10.00
A good pair of crew socks can carry a little story, and these women’s socks do it with a wink. A leaping fish arcs across the leg, with bright splashes and a textured scale pattern that gives the design movement without feeling busy. The mix of ocean blues and crisp...
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Black crew socks with a pattern of light blue salt shakers and the text 'Extra Salty'.
Extra Salty
Crew Socks
$12.00
Extra Salty
$12.00
Some moods are subtle; others arrive with a full shaker. These women’s crew socks lean into the latter, with a scattered salt motif and the words “Extra Salty” front and center. The look is playful without trying too hard, the kind of detail that makes people do a double take...