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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Three pairs of navy blue crew socks with a golf-themed design, including golf carts, golf balls, and golf clubs.
Let's Par-Tee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Let's Par-Tee
$14.00
Let's Par-Tee: These dark blue, crew-length socks are the perfect accessory for any golf enthusiast, featuring a pattern of golf balls, golf carts, and golf clubs. With the words "Let's Par-Tee Let's R-Tee!" emblazoned on the side, these socks are guaranteed to add a pop of fun to your next...
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Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
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Dark grey crew socks with a teal caduceus and the text 'Trust me, I'm a doctor'. Teal accents on the cuff and toe.
Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Doctor
$11.00
Doctor Socks, pair of black crew socks with turquoise toes, heels, caduceus symbol, and text 'Trust me I'm a Doctor.' These socks are perfect for medical professionals wanting to add a bit of humor to their scrubs or give as a gift to your favorite doctor, nurse, or medical student.
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Pair of blue crew socks with yellow accents.  They feature a syringe graphic and the text 'Badass Nurse!' and 'This won't hurt a bit!'
Badass Nurse
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Badass Nurse
$11.00
Calling all badass nurses! Show off your love for your profession and bring a smile to your patients' faces with our "Badass Nurse" crew socks. These socks are the perfect way to add a touch of fun and personality to your uniform. With their bright yellow accents they're sure to...
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A pair of crew socks with a black background, orange cuffs, and a fun design of tacos and a taco truck.
Taco Truck
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Taco Truck
$11.00
Taco Truck socks are the perfect way to add some flavor to your feet. These black crew socks are covered in an allover pattern of tacos and orange taco trucks. The word 'TACOS!' is printed vertically in red and yellow letters on the leg of each sock. They're sure to...
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Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue.  Chessboard pattern features black and white chess pieces.  Text on the socks reads 'Your Move'.
Chess
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Chess
$11.00
Calling all chess enthusiasts! Get ready to make your next move in style with these "Your Move" chess-themed socks. Featuring a playful pattern of black and white checkered squares, adorned with iconic chess pieces like pawns, rooks, bishops, knights, queens, and kings, these socks are sure to add a touch...
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Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses.  The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
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Pair of light blue crew socks with brown cuffs. The socks are adorned with a pattern of coffee cups, pots, and other coffee-related items.
Coffee Snob
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Coffee Snob
$11.00
Brew a cup of fun with our Coffee Snob socks! With these brew-tiful socks on your feet, you'll be the barista of your own style. Join the coffee cult and take your caffeine addiction to new heights with these espresso-ly designed socks. They're the perfect blend of comfort and java-licious...
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Crew socks in gray with black paw prints and the text 'People No. Dogs Yes.' in orange and white.
Dogs Yes
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Dogs Yes
$11.00
Ever feel like the world is going to the dogs? Treat your feet to a comfy pair of paw-sitive puppy socks and strut your stuff with canine confidence. From walkies to fetch, you'll feel like the top dog in these "People No...Dogs Yes" crew socks. They're the perfect woof-derful accessory...
Pair of crew socks in dark blue with teal, yellow, and green designs of planets, stars, an alien, and the text 'We Are Not Alone!'
Space Alone
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Space Alone
$11.00
Unleash your inner cosmic adventurer with these Space Alone socks! Trek boldly into uncharted territories as you flaunt these stellar socks emblazoned with "We Are Not Alone" amidst planets, stars, and extraterrestrial beings. These crew socks are perfect for men who want to add a touch of intergalactic wonder to...
Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
Crew socks in blue and gray featuring a graphic of a great white shark emerging from the water with the words 'Bite Me!'
Bite Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bite Me
$11.00
Feel like a biter in these gray "Bite Me" socks featuring an open-mouthed shark that looks like it's nibbling your leg. Made just for men, relax in these fun but hardy crew-length socks. Rock your new shark socks the next time you're out on the prowl and let everyone know...
Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!'  Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
Grey crew socks with a black toe and cuff. Design features a white chicken wearing sunglasses, walking on a yellow and black striped pedestrian crossing. Text says 'Don't Ask'.
Cross the Road
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cross the Road
$11.00
When the light turns green, rock these gray socks with black chicken crossing the road while wearing sunglasses. They're pure genius and a reminder that road safety comes first, just don't ask why! #crossingthestreet #funnychick #sockcreatures
Pair of dark-grey crew socks with a tan heel and toe.  Features a beer mug graphic with the text 'I Drink & Know Things' and a repeating bottle design.
I Drink & Know Things
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Drink & Know Things
$14.00
Put a drink in your hand and suddenly, your a contestant on Jeopardy! Who cares if your friends don't understand what you're saying through your slurred speach - you know you're right...at least in this moment you think you do. This pair of funny socks will have your friends ordering...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
Crew socks in green and teal. Design features a vintage camper van, mountains, trees, and the words 'Happy Camper'.
Happy Camper
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Happy Camper
$11.00
You can't keep a good camper down, even when they're just lounging at home in these Happy Camper socks. With their lush forest green background, white mountain peaks, and pop of yellow, these socks are sure to put a smile on your face, and they're the perfect accessory for your...
Gray crew socks with colorful coffee cups and paper airplanes.  Text reads 'Work Sucks! When's Recess?'
Work Sucks
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Work Sucks
$11.00
The workday dragging you down? Do you keep thinking, 'Work Sucks!' only to remember you're trapped at your desk? Let these novelty socks give you hope with their encouraging message: 'When's Recess?' Every time you glance down, you'll be reminded to push on, knowing that even the most dreaded tasks...
Crew socks in gray and teal with orange trophy graphic reading 'Best Dad Ever' and stars on the teal heel and toe.
Best Dad Ever
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Best Dad Ever
$12.00
Proclaim your love for Dad with these socks to the world! Made with a combination of gray, blue, and white, these socks are made for men with an unyielding fondness of their paternal figure. The front of these crew-length socks emphasizes the phrase 'Best Dad Ever' above a trophy, while...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Pair of green crew socks with a golf ball and "I'd Tap That" graphic.
Tap That Active
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tap That Active
$14.00
It's a hole-in-one! These mens' crew-length Tap That Active golfing socks, in dark green with a white golf ball and brown golf tee, may not help you with your swing, your chip, or your putt, but they will add some fun to your game. Never hit the green? No problem!...
Crew socks in green and black.  One side features the text 'Eat Sleep Play Golf (Repeat)' and a golf ball graphic, the other side has a black and orange argyle pattern.
Eat Sleep Golf
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Eat Sleep Golf
$11.00
Putt your best foot forward with these Eat Sleep Golf socks! These fun and stylish socks feature a bold green and black color scheme and a playful "Eat Sleep Play Golf...Repeat" message. Hit the links in style, or wear them around the house to remind yourself to chase that birdie....
Pair of teal and black crew socks.  One sock reads 'Very OK' and the other 'Good Enough', both displayed on a trophy graphic above three stars.
Good Enough
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Good Enough
$11.00
Socks as trophies? You're killing it! Show off your achievement, even if it's just making it through Monday with a smile. These "Good Enough" socks are for the champs who aren't afraid to be "Very Ok." Crown your tootsies with this snazzy pair, and let everyone know that sometimes, "Decent"...
Gray crew socks with a white panel featuring a cartoon of a meeting with the words 'Fuck This Meeting'.  The socks have 'COOL' subtly printed on the bottom.
Fuck This Meeting
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck This Meeting
$13.00
Been to a lot of boring meetings lately, but afraid to say anything? Take a stand and scream from the soles of your feet with our "Fuck This Meeting" gray crew socks. They'll show everyone exactly how you feel. Plus, who knows, maybe your boss will get the hint and...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
Cool Aunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Aunt
$15.00
A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
Pair of pink crew socks with a bright pink, blue, and purple stripe at the top and bottom. The socks feature the text 'I Heart Candy' in a playful font.
I Heart Candy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Candy
$15.00
Grab these light pink socks if you're all about the treats. Up near the cuff, they boldly declare "I ❤️ CANDY" with a bright red heart, set against a background of crisp light pink. Colorful stripes, in shades like pink, blue, yellow, and purple, frame the text. The heel and...
Pair of teal crew socks showing cartoon flies fly fishing from canoes with green and yellow fish leaping.
I'm Fly Fishing
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
I'm Fly Fishing
$16.00
These bright teal socks bring a whole lot of fun to your feet, covered in a lively scene of tiny fly fishermen. You'll spot little dark-bodied flies, each rocking a red hat and white wings, paddling around in their small brown canoes. They're all holding onto fishing rods, patiently waiting...
Green crew socks with a Krampus design, candy canes, and Christmas trees.  Features black and red accents.
Krampus Believes in You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Krampus Believes in You
$16.00
Krampus, the mischievous counterpart to jolly St. Nick, makes a bold statement on these festive socks. Perfect for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of delightful mischief. With a nod to folklore and a sprinkle of humor, these socks capture the spirit of Christmas in a way...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
Black crew socks with a repeating pattern of white-outlined neon-style beer bottles, frothy mugs, and tall glasses in yellow and green.
Neon Beer
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Neon Beer
$14.00
Time for a cold one, or at least a sock that looks like it! These black socks are covered in awesome neon-style outlines of your favorite brews. You'll see glowing green beer bottles with a bright yellow center, ready for good times. There are also frothy beer mugs, outlined in...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Here are socks that make a statement without shouting. They come in a light, speckled beige, sporting a brown text that reads "I AM THE" on the visible side. Right below that, there's a detailed brown goat illustration. The design uses the goat graphic to finish the phrase, subtly declaring...
Pair of grey-blue crew socks with white "BADASS GRANDPA" text, yellow cuffs, orange heels & toes, and a grey logo.
Badass Grandpa
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandpa
$15.00
Know a grandpa who's more about tearing up the dance floor than sitting in a rocking chair? These socks are his vibe. They're a cool grey-blue, sporting bright orange on the heels and toes. The cuff up top is a bold yellow, detailed with thin black and orange stripes. Right...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
Crew sock in earthy brown, green, and yellow with a sun, mountains, blue water, and "TAKE IT OUTSIDE" text.
Take It Outside Wool XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$20.00
Take It Outside Wool XL
$20.00
Forget being stuck indoors, these socks are practically begging you to hit the trails. Up top, you've got a bright sunburst pattern rising over some dark, rugged mountain peaks, with a cool blue line that looks like a lake or river right in front. And just to make it clear,...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
Orange crew sock with a white cartoon ghost, yellow full moon, black bats, and "I Ghost People All Year Round" text.
I Ghost People Year Round
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I Ghost People Year Round
$12.00
These socks are perfect for anyone who's, let's say, a little hard to get a hold of sometimes. They feature a bright orange background, topped with a black cuff, heel, and toe. Right there on the calf, a classic white cartoon ghost floats in front of a glowing yellow full...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Easily Distracted By Books' in green text, horizontal brown, blue, and green stripes.
Easily Distracted By Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Books
$15.00
Anyone who knows you, knows you're probably already halfway through another chapter. These cream-colored socks get it. They've got "EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOKS" spelled out on the shin in a cool olive green, letting everyone know where your mind usually is. Up top, there are crisp horizontal stripes in brown,...
Two lavender crew socks with cream heel/toe. Maroon and white stripes on cuff, 'FAVORITE SISTER' text visible on one sock.
Favorite Sister
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Sister
$15.00
Let everyone know who truly reigns supreme in the sibling hierarchy with these 'Favorite Sister' socks. They come in a lovely soft lavender, definitely a step up from boring plain white. Around the ribbed cuff, you'll spot bold maroon stripes framing bright white lines, with 'FAVORITE SISTER' spelled out in...