Black Socks

Women's

Black Socks

For mornings when getting dressed calls for something easy, these black socks are ready. The women’s collection ranges from clean and simple to graphic and a little unexpected, all in a classic shade that works with what’s already in your closet.

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  • Constellations

    Constellations

    Constellations

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $14
  • Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Crazy For Daisies

    Crazy For Daisies

    Crazy For Daisies

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $14
  • Ballet Slippers

    Ballet Slippers

    Ballet Slippers

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $14
  • Van Gogh's Starry Night

    Van Gogh's Starry Night

    Van Gogh's Starry Night

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • New

    Planets

    Women's Crew Socks

    Keep the solar system close by with a detailed lineup of labeled planets and blue orbital lines.

    $11
  • 00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    00 Fucks Given

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $12
  • Socktopus

    Socktopus

    Socktopus

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Meds

    Meds

    Meds

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Black socks, with nothing to prove

    Black is what happens when a sock knows how to keep the room focused.

    Black socks have a way of making the rest of an outfit feel considered without asking for attention. In women's black socks, the mood is clean, modern, and quietly versatile, which is exactly why they move so easily from weekday routines to weekend plans. They work with everything from tailored trousers to casual denim, and when the collection includes crew socks, ankle socks, and knee-high socks, the range feels even more useful. There is a certain ease in reaching for fun socks that still stay grounded in a darker palette, especially when the goal is something that reads polished without feeling stiff.

    As a collection, this is a strong place for black novelty socks to live, because the color keeps the look balanced while the details bring in personality. It is the sort of assortment that feels at home in a drawer full of practical favorites, but also makes sense as gift ideas when you want something simple, useful, and a little more thoughtful than expected. For women who like a wardrobe that stays flexible, black socks do a lot of quiet work and do it well.

  • Bad Ass

    Bad Ass

    Bad Ass

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $15
  • Weedies

    Weedies

    Weedies

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $14
  • Kittenster

    Kittenster

    Kittenster

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Whoopsy Daisy

    Whoopsy Daisy

    Whoopsy Daisy

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $15
  • Popular

    Bagels 360

    Unisex Crew Socks

    Everything bagels, but make it socks.

    M/LSXL
    $13
  • Crossbones

    Crossbones

    Crossbones

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $15
  • Medical

    Medical

    Medical

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Bibliophile

    Bibliophile

    Bibliophile

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $14
  • I'd Fuck Me

    I'd Fuck Me

    I'd Fuck Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Bibliophile

    Bibliophile

    Bibliophile

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Sounds Like Bullshit To Me

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Wine

    Wine

    Wine

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • New

    Spooky Icons

    Women's Crew Socks

    Classic Halloween haunts wrapped up in a crisp crossed-bone lattice.

    $12
  • Coffee

    Coffee

    Coffee

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • Classic Dogs

    Classic Dogs

    Classic Dogs

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • Customer reviews

    What our customers are saying

    4.9

    from 220 reviews across 99 styles in this collection

    94% rated it 5 stars

    Most of these were gifts and my friend loved them! I'm getting ready to order more, but not sure about buying "...blow job" socks for my 18 year old granddaughter! I have a great video of my friend opening her socks but am not authorized to share it.

    ★★★★★
    Sarah Verified buyerI Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I just love ❤️ the socks that I order - nearly too cute to wear - they seem to be top quality and will get plenty of wear from them. I definitely will order again from you guys - thanks - oh yes, the shipping was very fast also.😊

    ★★★★★
    Linda Verified buyerHummingbirds

    I love these socks so much that I wore holes into my first pair over the years (they held up really well, and would have continued to do so if not for my nails), and I had zero hesitant about buying a new pair to replace them.

    ★★★★★
    Nicole Verified buyerCrossbones
  • I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs

    Unisex Crew Socks
    $15
  • Skeleton Yoga

    Skeleton Yoga

    Skeleton Yoga

    Women's Crew Socks
    $10
  • The Cats Meow

    The Cats Meow

    The Cats Meow

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $15
  • Cats on Books

    Cats on Books

    Cats on Books

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Hummingbirds

    Hummingbirds

    Hummingbirds

    Women's Crew Socks
    $9
  • Popular

    Romantic Rose

    Women's Knee High Socks

    Roses are red, violets are blue, these socks are gorgeous, and so are you!

    $14
  • Home Grown

    Home Grown

    Home Grown

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • More Blooming

    More Blooming

    More Blooming

    Women's Crew Socks
    $12
  • Goth Witch Ballet Slippers

    Goth Witch Ballet Slippers

    Goth Witch Ballet Slippers

    Women's Knee High Socks
    $14

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This collection includes both understated black socks and black-based novelty designs. You can keep things polished with subtle florals, constellations, bamboo styles, and art-inspired patterns, or choose bolder graphics featuring animals, food, books, skulls, pop culture, and cheeky phrases.

Crew socks are the main style in this collection, with a smaller range of knee-high black socks. Knee-high options include designs such as constellation and peacock-feather patterns, while most animal, food, floral, humorous, and hobby-themed pairs come in an everyday crew length.

Several black socks have a restrained look that works well with office outfits, especially constellation, floral, botanical, art, and subtle animal designs. For conservative workplaces, avoid pairs with profanity, adult humor, cannabis references, or highly graphic novelty motifs. Individual product images make it easy to judge how visible a pattern will be.

Humor is a major part of the assortment. The collection includes witty phrase socks, sassy designs, dark humor, and playful combinations such as pizza sloths, goat yoga, cats in space, and medical jokes. These are better suited to casual wear, gifts, and workplaces with a relaxed dress code.

Animal-themed black socks include cats, dogs, corgis, pugs, labradors, hedgehogs, horses, hummingbirds, octopuses, jellyfish, squid, whales, and more. There are pet-focused options as well as wildlife and sea-creature designs, so the darker base can stay practical while the motif shows some personality.

Black novelty socks are an easy gift when you know someone’s interests but are unsure about their wardrobe. This collection has designs for readers, coffee fans, gardeners, pet parents, healthcare workers, musicians, art lovers, food lovers, and fans of playful or sarcastic humor. Shelf socks can also ship directly to the recipient.

Machine wash black patterned socks cold, inside out, then tumble dry low. Sockologie shelf-sock designs are knit into the fabric rather than printed on top, so they will not crack or peel. Materials vary by pair, though most shelf socks use a soft combed-cotton blend with nylon and spandex for stretch.