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Women's Funny Socks

Oh Socks, you so funny! Why wear drab when you can wear fab? Our collection of funny socks for women will add an instant dash of joy to your boring stash of white, worn out tube socks. You're sure to find a perfect pair that will match that quirky, sarcastic sense of humor or yours. Find cool socks that featuring cute animals doing hilarious things or ones that speak your mind with sassy sweat word socks. You'll even find food socks that will satisfy those late night cravings. No matter the type of interest, style or personality, we got you covered - at least your toes.
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black and white knee-high socks featuring bold text "bad ass" and an arrow pointing up.
Bad Ass
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass
$15.00
These socks provide vital instructions for locating someone with great character and little regard for societal norms. But be warned! You better be able to backup that label and win any fight or dance off that comes your way. Each pair of these fun all black knee high socks features...
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women's crew socks in black with a pattern of light tan middle fingers.
Middle Finger
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Middle Finger
$8.00
If someone is getting on your nerves, send them the message you want loud and clear. This funny pair of all black crew socks will get your point across literally! Each funny sock features a crazy pattern of floating middle fingers. Can't be heard? Flip em' the bird!
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black women's crew socks, halloween-themed, with white skeleton yoga poses.
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Skeleton Yoga
$10.00
Ever heard of the saying 'dead men tell no tales'? Well, that couldn't be further from the truth if they were wearing these socks! Who needs a yoga instructor when you have a skeleton in a crow pose or downward-facing dog? With these Skeleton Yoga socks, the living dead will...
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black crew socks with all-over pattern of cartoonish green dinosaurs wearing red and white santa hats amid xmas trees and presents.
Santasaurus Rex
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Santasaurus Rex
$10.00
Santasaurus Rex socks: Celebrate the festive season with these jolly socks featuring Santasauruses - Santa hats wearing green dinosaurs - frolicking amidst snowy landscapes and presents. They're sure to bring a smile to your face and have your friends asking where you got them (and if they can borrow a...
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quirky black crew socks with white stripes and text graphic "00 fucks given"
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
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 black crew socks with cartoon cat in space design, pink toes and heels.
Space Cats
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Space Cats
$11.00
Space Cats socks are out of this world! Blast off with these funky space explorers. The intergalactic kitty crew features cool cats rockin' shades, rainbow tails streaming behind them, making a purrfect cosmic adventure. Get these Crew socks with black background, pink toes and heels, and join the space cats...
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women's stay out of my bubble crew socks. sassy bubble pattern with 'stay out of my bubble' text. great for adding sass to your sock game.
Stay Out Of My Bubble
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Stay Out Of My Bubble
$10.00
Step aside, boring socks! Stay Out Of My Bubble socks are here to add some sass to your sock game. These crew socks for women feature a black base with a bubble pattern and the phrase 'STAY OUT OF MY BUBBLE' boldly printed in yellow. Perfect for those days when...
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black crew socks for women with an allover pattern of cartoon cats with taco shells for bodies.
Cat Taco
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cat Taco
$10.00
Who says socks can't be the cat's meow? Strut your stuff in these purr-fectly delicious Cat Taco socks. Featuring an allover print of cartoon kitties with taco bodies, these crew socks for women will have you feline fierce and craving some tacos. With their vibrant colors and playful design, these...
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black crew socks with a pattern of a cat wearing a hat, striped shirt and sitting next to a designer handbag
Fashion Cat
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Fashion Cat
$9.00
Get ready to strut your stuff with these purr-fectly stylish crew socks for women! Our feline fashionista cat is here to steal the spotlight, flaunting a wide-brimmed hat, a striped shirt, and a designer handbag that's the cat's meow. Slip into these socks and let your feet do the talking...
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black and white socks that say 'i don't wear t under r wear r' repeated across the foot
I Don't Wear Underwear
Underwear UnderwearGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Don't Wear Underwear
$14.00
Slip these black and white socks onto your feet and see if underwear takes the hint. This knee-length pair says 'I DON'T WEAR T UNDER R WEAR R' along the length of the foot, written in repeating lines. Whether you plan to wear underwear beneath them or not, these socks...
black knee-high socks for women featuring a pattern of white llamas roller-skating in pink and yellow.
They See Me Rollin'
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
They See Me Rollin'
$15.00
Hey, sock enthusiasts! Meet "They See Me Rollin'", the knee-high black socks designed exclusively for women with a quirky twist: A pattern of white llamas rockin' pink and yellow roller skates with vibrant yellow, red, and blue wheels! These socks are not just a fashion statement; they're a conversation starter....
black crew socks featuring a pattern of atoms with "science" written on their nuclei. three red electron rings and two blue electron rings complete the design.
Lemme Atom
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Lemme Atom
$10.00
Get ready to geek out over these rad Lemme Atom socks that'll make your feet the epicenter of science fashion! Featuring a constellation of atoms with a nucleus that reads "Science," and three red electron rings and two blue ones, these socks are bound to cause a reaction wherever you...
black crew socks with all-over sloth pattern. sloths in various poses. red heart shapes.
Pizza Sloth
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pizza Sloth
$8.00
Sloths in your socks! These Pizza Sloth Crew Socks for women feature a fun and quirky pattern of sloths in brown and white, hangin', sleepin', and chowin' down on pizza in various poses. They're cozy on your feet, and the red heart shapes scattered about add an extra touch of...
womens black crew socks with cartoon tacos and terrier dogs.
Taco Terrier
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Taco Terrier
$8.00
Taco Terrier socks: The pawfect accessory for any dog lover! These crew length socks feature an allover pattern of cartoon tacos with terrier dogs wearing them like a costume. The black background of the socks makes the taco-wearing terriers really pop. A fun and playful way to show off your...
black crew socks with "boss" and "mode" in white, pink toe and heel.
Boss Mode
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Boss Mode
$14.00
WFH or hitting the gym, conquer your day in boss mode with these black socks designed for dynamic women like you. With plush pink toes and heels, these crew socks will add a pop of playfulness to your workout wardrobe.
black crew socks with white and orange text that reads "sorry...go f*ck yourself".
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
black crew socks with chili peppers, margarita glasses, and 'cinco de drinko' in red. funny cinco de mayo socks for women.
Cinco de Drinko
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Cinco de Drinko
$8.00
When life gives you lemons...throw a margarita party and wear these Cinco de Drinko socks! Whether you're out on the town or just hanging out at home, these socks are sure to get a few laughs. So grab a margarita and some chips and salsa, and put your feet up...
white, crew length socks for women with the words "crazy cat lady" and paw print graphic; pink toes and heels.
Crazy Cat Lady
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Crazy Cat Lady
$8.00
A house is not a home without the sound of pitter-pattering paws and purrs! If you are a crazy cat lady, you know every home needs a cat, or two… Or ten. Show off your furry feline insanity with these cute white and pink crew socks. Each pair features a...
 black and gray knee high women's socks with stars and yellow 'goat' lettering.
Goat
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Goat
$12.00
Feel like the GOAT while putting on these stylish, bold, and resilient socks that feature the word 'GOAT', a goat's head, and a starburst pattern. The words 'Greatest of All Time' are displayed vertically on the side of each sock, making it very clear that these are not your average...
black and red crew socks for women feature white sheep with pink heart in mouth and “i love you maaaa” text.
I Love You Maaaa
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
I Love You Maaaa
$8.00
Ready to hoof it to your next feet-iversary? Step into a pair of these I Love You Maaaa socks to let your mom know she's ewe-nique and give her a baaaaad case of the warm fuzzies! These socks are ewe-solutely hilarious and the perfect present to show your heart's not...
black crew socks with "enfant" knitted on the left sock and "terrible" on the right in purple for men and women.
Enfant Terrible
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Enfant Terrible
$14.00
Laugh in the face of fashion norms with these Enfant Terrible socks, featuring the words "enfant" on the left sock and "terrible" on the right. These crew-length socks, perfect for both men and women, are bold, funny, and just a little bit rebellious. Wear them with your favorite sneakers or...
womens crew socks with red and white lightning bolt pattern, large white "guess who's got anxiety?" lettering. funny theme.
Anxiety
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Anxiety
$12.00
If you're looking for a sock that's as electrifying as your energy, then look no further! Our Anxiety socks are sure to make a statement. With their bold white and red lightning bolt design, these socks are the perfect way to add a touch of personality to any outfit. Plus,...
crew socks featuring the text "trust me...i'm a doctor" and a caduceus symbol. perfect for medical professionals and fans of lighthearted humor.
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
$10.00
In a world plagued by skepticism, Trust Me I'm A Doctor socks serve as the antidote. The gray backdrop adorned with a caduceus in blue will have you channeling your inner doctor, while the words "Trust Me...I'm A Doctor" add a healthy dose of humor to your ensemble. Slip into...
 whimsical avocado socks with cute cat faces. black with all-over print. crew length, for women.
Avocato
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$11.00
Avocato
$11.00
Avocados and cats: the best of both worlds! Avocato socks feature an irresistibly cute pattern of avocadoes, each with a mischievous cat face, on a vibrant black background. These fun and playful socks are made for those who love a good pun and want to add a touch of whimsy...
black and red knee socks with white cuff feature cartoon woman with brown hair and blue eyes and text that reads "i hate being bipolar...it's awesome!".
Bipolar
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Bipolar
$12.00
Bipolar Socks: These wicked cool knee socks feature a cartoon of a smiling woman with brown hair and blue eyes. With the text "I hate being bipolar, it's awesome" beneath her, these knee socks will give you the confidence to embrace your wild side. They'll make the perfect accessories for...
black and white sassy crew socks with "who" on one sock and "cares" on the other for men and women.
Who Cares?
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Who Cares?
$15.00
Who Cares? socks: A bold and sassy statement. With one sock saying "WHO" and the other "CARES", show the world you've got a mind of your own and you're not afraid to speak it. Perfect for the witty and irreverent, these socks are sure to leave a lasting impression -...
black crew socks with brown coffee beans pattern and 'pot head' text.
Pot Head
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Pot Head
$10.00
Coffee lovers, hold your mugs! We've brewed up a fresh batch of fun with these Pot Head coffee bean socks. They're a blend of humor and coziness, so you can keep your feet warm and caffeinated all day long. The black socks are covered in a pattern of brown coffee...
sassy "happy bitch" socks in black with cheerful white text, surrounded by rainbows and clouds. black toe and heel with rainbow ankle stripe. crew length, designed for women.
Happy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Happy Bitch
$12.00
Show your happy side with these fun and sassy "Happy Bitch" socks. The black socks are emblazoned with white text surrounded by a rainbow and clouds. The toe and heel of the sock are black with a rainbow stripe at the ankle. These crew-length socks are perfect for women who...
merry crustmas non-skid slipper christmas themed womens black novelty crew socks
Merry Crustmas Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Merry Crustmas Non-Skid Slipper
$8.00
Merry Crustmas Non-Skid Slipper Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These christmas themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "Merry Crustmas" printed on the socks. These socks fit Women's Shoe Size 4-10.5. Made of 72%...
happy holidillos christmas themed womens black novelty crew 0
Happy Holidillos
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Happy Holidillos
$8.00
Happy Holidillos Socks by Hot Sox are the perfect gift for that socks lover in your life. These christmas themed womens crew socks come in multiple color Options and feature the words "Happy Holidillos" printed on the socks. These socks fit Women's Shoe Size 4-10.5. Made of 56% Cotton 23%...
black sock with an image of glasses of whiskey on it.
Whiskey Business Bamboo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Whiskey Business Bamboo
$12.00
There's something timeless about the allure of whiskey—an elixir that whispers stories of warmth and camaraderie, much like the old-world charm captured in these striking black socks. The intricate design of whiskey glasses invites you to embrace a dash of sophistication and a touch of liquid courage, making every step...
a black sock with a white cat wearing a chef hat and holding a pie.  the sock has a repeated pattern of the cat and "purr" written on it.  the sock is shown on a white background.
Making Muffins
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Making Muffins
$10.00
It’s a well-known fact that cats make the best bakers, especially when they're whiskered in charm and a sprinkle of mischief. Our whimsical socks feature a delightful feline chef, ready to whisk you away into a world of purr-fectly baked delights. Each step you take is like a bite of...
a black sock with a repeated pattern of yellow butter sticks printed on it. each stick has "4 oz. butter" printed on it in blue. the sock is shown from the side, with the toe of the sock at the bottom.
Straight Butter
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Straight Butter
$10.00
Golden, creamy, and irresistibly smooth, butter transcends its kitchen role to become a delightful fashion statement on these unique socks. With their playful pattern of yellow butter sticks stamped with "4 oz. BUTTER" in blue, these black socks are the perfect way to add a dash of culinary charm to...
a black sock with the words "extra salty" and salt shaker images.
Extra Salty
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Extra Salty
$10.00
Some days just call for a little extra seasoning, and what better way to express that than with socks that shout "Extra Salty"? These comfy Novelty Cotton crew socks are perfect for those moments when you're feeling sassy and proud. Featuring a bold black design with playful salt shaker images,...
a black sock with red chili peppers and flames printed on it. the words "extra spicy" are written in red letters on the sock.
Extra Spicy
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Extra Spicy
$10.00
A burst of fiery fun for your feet! These socks are perfect for those who thrive on heat and spice. With red chili peppers and flames dancing across a black background, and "Extra Spicy" boldly written in red letters, they’re a sizzling addition to your wardrobe.
front view of two black socks with yellow, pink, and teal stripes that read 'childless cat lady'.
Childless Cat Lady
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Childless Cat Lady
$14.00
Embrace the majestic spirit of independence with a dash of feline flair. These "Childless Cat Lady" socks are the purr-fect nod to the freedom-loving, cat-adoring souls who wear their individuality proudly. Crafted in the USA, these black cotton wonders with eye-catching gold, flash pink, and teal accents promise supreme comfort...
front view of two black socks with "museum nerd" in white on the top of the socks.
Museum Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Museum Nerd
$14.00
If art galleries are your playground and you're fluent in the language of artifacts, then these socks are your perfect match. Made for those who appreciate the strokes of genius that fill museum walls, these "Museum Nerd" socks let you wear your love for culture and knowledge on your feet....
womens black crew socks with cartoon corgis wearing pumpkin costumes. halloween themed.
Pumpkin Corgi
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Pumpkin Corgi
$8.00
Prepare to get paw-some! Strut your stuff this Halloween in our Pumpkin Corgi socks, featuring a mischievous crew of cartoon corgis trick-or-treating in pumpkin costumes. These crew socks for women are a delightful mix of spooky and adorable. The black background makes the vibrant orange pumpkin costumes pop and adds...
pink floral socks with the text '{not the worst mom}'. crew length socks for women.
Not The Worst Mom
Crew SocksHot Sox
$9.00
Not The Worst Mom
$9.00
A pair of fabulous floral socks in black with pink 'Not The Worst Mom' details. Moms know best so slip into these comfy crew socks this Mother's Day and show everyone you are a superwoman, even on days when you can't keep the flowers alive. Your feet will thank you!
dance like a squirrel with a disco ball helmet in these knee-high women's socks. blue at the bottom, black at the top, with disco stars and lightning bolts.
Disco Nut!
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Disco Nut!
$15.00
The Disco Nut socks dance their way into your shoe drawer, ready to sprinkle a wild disco fever into your life. Picture this: a party-rocking squirrel sporting a shiny disco ball helmet, grooving away with his fabulous pink partner. These socks will make you want to shake your tail feather...
black crew socks with white and orange stripes. "nobody cares" is knitted in white letters on the front. funny socks for men and women.
Nobody Cares Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Nobody Cares Gym
$14.00
Sock it to 'em with these hilarious and edgy Nobody Cares Gym socks! These black crew socks feature a bold white stripe and eye-catching orange stripe, along with the words 'Nobody Cares' emblazoned across the front in a no-nonsense all-caps font. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of sarcasm...
these black and green crew socks for men and women feature the text, "i'm not for everyone".
I'm Not For Everyone
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Not For Everyone
$14.00
Sassy socks for those that can handle them. These black socks with bold green and white stripes and the statement "I'm Not For Everyone" let the world know you don't care what they think. They're perfect for days when you want to stand out or for when you want to...
womens crew socks themed with yellow emoji faces and red blue pills on a black background.
Happy Pills
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Happy Pills
$10.00
Feelin' blue? Take the Red Pill, not the Blue Pill! These vibrant black socks are covered in a bunch of cheery, fun yellow emoji faces and red and blue pills. Put them on and join the Feelgood Crew!
christmas gift women's novelty socks, one gray sock with the word "nice" and one black sock with the word "naughty" with green trim.
Naughty and Nice
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Naughty and Nice
$8.00
The naughty and nice crew socks are the perfect gift for the person who has everything. They will make everyone smile with their festive holiday vibes, and with their bold font, bright colors, and contrasting black and gray you are sure to be on someone
black knee high socks for women with a fun sushi pattern in cartoon style.
Sushi Party
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Sushi Party
$15.00
Sushi Party Knee High Socks for Women: Who says socks have to be boring? Get ready to shake things up with our Sushi Party knee high socks. These black socks are covered in a cartoonish sushi pattern that's sure to make you smile. Nigiri, maki, and sashimi - they're all...
gray crew socks featuring a yellow sticky note graphic with the phrase '{lawyer up}' for a humorous take on the legal profession.
Lawyer Up
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Lawyer Up
$10.00
Calling all legal beagles! Assert your fashion dominance with our Lawyer Up socks, featuring a bold graphic of a yellow sticky note emblazoned with the iconic phrase. These gray crew socks are a witty nod to the legal profession, perfect for injecting a dash of humor into your everyday attire....
black crew socks with cartoon dog butts pattern (different breeds and colors). womens.
Dog Tails
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Dog Tails
$8.00
These Dog Tails crew socks for women are a paw-some way to show your love for our furry friends. With a playful pattern of cartoon dog butts in various breeds and colors, these socks will put a smile on your face and the faces of those around you. So, go...
 black crew socks with yellow toes, heels, and text. design features a heart with ekg line and text.
Running Late
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Running Late
$11.00
Running Late socks: For those who like to live on the edge. These crew-length socks in black with bright yellow toes and heels will have you grinning from ear to ear. They're perfect for the chronically tardy or anyone with a quirky sense of humor. The best part? The soles...