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Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
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Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$15.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
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Pair of maroon crew socks with a navy cuff. Features illustrations of chickens and eggs. Text reads 'Cooped Up'.
Cooped Up Fuzzy
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Cooped Up Fuzzy
$8.00
Who's ever heard of funky chicken socks? Cooped Up Funky socks are the answer to your fashion prayers! Forget flowers, stripes, and polka dots. You need chickens in your life! These quirky socks are the perfect gift for your favorite chicken lover. Or just buy them for yourself. We won't...
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A pair of women's crew socks in deep purple.  They feature a 'Save Water Drink Wine' graphic and a small bunch of yellow-green grapes.
Save Water Drink Wine
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Save Water Drink Wine
$8.00
Some places are going through a water shortage as you read this! Why not save a little H2O and grab a nice vintage treat from the cellar? These funny burgundy and purple crew socks feature the phrase "Save water drink wine" above the ankle with a small wine glass about...
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A maroon crew sock with white polka dots and a gold trophy graphic that says 'Best Mom Ever'.  The heel is light blue.
Best Mom
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Best Mom
$10.00
Show mom she's the best with these comfy crew socks that come with a lovely compliment. With the words "Best Mom Ever" spelled out in big bold letters against a red sock with white polka dots, she'll know you think she's number one. Take a chance on one of our...
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Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$15.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
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Pair of pink crew socks with yellow smiley faces. Yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock features 'These Are My Happy Socks' text.
These Are My Happy Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Happy Socks
$12.00
You know those days when you just need a little pick-me-up? These are those socks. Dressed in a bright, cheerful fuchsia, they're covered from cuff to toe in classic yellow smiley faces, each one beaming with a simple black outline for eyes and a smile. The cuffs, heels, and toes...
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Book Slut
Book Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Slut
$15.00
The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
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Pair of women's crew socks in fuchsia.  Features a bold 'I'm a total Fucking Delight' text, rainbows, stars, birds, and pink stripes.
I'm A Total Fucking Delight
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm A Total Fucking Delight
$12.00
A bold fuchsia sets the stage for socks that remind everyone how truly great you are. They prominently display "I'm a total FUCKING Delight" across the upper leg, with a small sparkle detail next to "I'm". Below the text, a vibrant pattern unfolds with rainbows emerging from fluffy white clouds....
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Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Dick Energy
$15.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
Crew socks in coral with teal cuffs. The design features a black and white hypnotic bicycle wheel and the words 'Cycle Therapy'.
Cycle Therapy
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Cycle Therapy
$10.00
Socks that are as committed to style as you are to spinning cycles! Our pink socks with teal highlights feature the words 'Committed...Cycle Therapy' above a bicycle on each sock. Whether you prefer a leisurely ride through nature or a pulse-pounding spin class, these socks will add a touch of...
Pair of crew socks in red, black, and yellow.  One sock features a 1-star review graphic and shooting stars.
Adulting 1 Star
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$13.00
Adulting 1 Star
$13.00
Wrap your ankles in a bold declaration of rebellion against the humdrum of adulthood! These red and black crew socks, speckled with defiant yellow stars, sport the ultimate cheeky review: "Adulting: 1 Star, Would Not Recommend". Perfect for those days when you're not here for adult responsibilities and your feet...
Burgundy crew socks with a floral design and the text 'Choose Hope' and 'Be Kind'.
Hope
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hope
$10.00
These Hope Floral womens' crew socks are a mesmerizing burgundy and adorned with white blooms. Soft and intricate, they'll cradle your feet as they make their grand debut! From the moment you slip them on, you'll feel as if you're floating on a petal-strewn cloud. And as if that weren't...
Pair of red crew socks with a teal cuff. Features a country design with guitars, boots, hats, and music notes. Text reads 'Hey Y'all!' and 'Bless your heart'.
Hey Y'all
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Hey Y'all
$10.00
You bet! These 'Hey Y'all' novelty socks got big country energy! Country music icons like guitars, cowboy boots, hats, and beer mugs are dancing on these red socks to the tune of 'Bless Your Heart.' Git up and two-step your way into these cowgirl crew socks and let the good...
Pair of crew socks; one red with white text, one white with red text.  Text includes phrases like 'WAR IS PEACE'.
1984
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
1984
$12.00
Here's an Orwellian nightmare you'll actually enjoy: 1984 novelty socks! These crew socks feature the iconic phrases "WAR IS PEACE" and "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY" on one sock, and "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER" on the other. Wear these socks to show your love of classic literature and your rebellious spirit. They're...
Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Do Not Disturb
$15.00
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
Pair of red crew socks with a repeating 'French Fries' pattern in a retro color gradient.  Features cream and purple stripes at the cuff.
French Fries
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
French Fries
$15.00
Got a love for crispy, golden goodness? Meet your new best foot companion! These bold red socks are here to serve up some serious fry vibes, complete with stacked 'French Fries' lettering to make sure everyone gets the point. Whether you're hitting the town or just lounging at home, these...
Pair of red ankle socks with a 'Howdy Y'all' cuff and western-themed designs including hats, bandanas, and a lasso.
Howdy Y’all Turn Cuff
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$12.00
Howdy Y’all Turn Cuff
$12.00
Ever notice how a splash of cowboy charm can turn an ordinary day into an adventure? Our turn cuff socks, emblazoned with cowboy hats and a bold "Howdy Y'all" greeting, are here to lasso some fun into your wardrobe. With a red canvas adorned with white and blue paisley patterns,...
Pair of crew socks in red and burgundy. One sock features horizontal stripes, the other displays 'A word after a word after a word is power'.
Margaret Atwood A Word is Power
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
Margaret Atwood A Word is Power
$12.00
Express yourself in a way that says, "I've got literature at my feet!" with Margaret Atwood's A Word is Power Socks ”a tribute to the celebrated author's famous quote. Strut confidently in these red and maroon beauties adorned with an inspiring message: "A word after a word after a word...