Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes.  Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.

Horny For Spread Sheets

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$15
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Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes.  Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.

Horny For Spread Sheets

Unisex Crew Socks

Yes, you CAN be professional AND hilarious. These socks prove it.

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4/9-4/17

Product Details
Size Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15
Material 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
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Spreadsheet Humor, Worn Out Loud

For the person who treats a spreadsheet like a love language, these unisex crew socks bring a very specific kind of office humor to the day. The bold block lettering makes the joke clear fast, while the tidy varsity-style stripes and crisp trim keep the look grounded enough to wear well beyond a desk chair. They have the feel of a good inside joke: direct, a little ridiculous, and somehow still neat.

As crew socks, they work with sneakers, loafers, and laid-back casual shoes, adding a sharp little twist to workwear, weekend errands, or a long day spent pretending a budget is fun. The knit has a classic athletic look with enough personality to stand on its own, so even simple outfits get a jolt of character. If the recipient loves office banter, bookkeeping, or any excuse to make a pun land, these socks are an easy win.

Materials
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Care
Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Do Not Bleach. Tumble Dry Low Heat.
Fit
Women's Size 6 US to Men's Size 15

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