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Pair of crew socks; blue background, donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps, red bow ties.
Smart Ass
Crew Socks
$14.00
Smart Ass
$14.00
These men's crew socks bring a sly sense of humor to an already memorable look. A bespectacled donkey in a red bow tie gives the pattern its whole personality, equal parts bookish, deadpan, and slightly too pleased with itself. The repeating portrait keeps the design lively from cuff to toe,...
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Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew Socks
$15.00
Smart Ass XL
$15.00
A pair of men's crew socks with a built-in sense of humor, these feature a sharp little donkey in glasses and a bow tie, repeated like a gallery of one very opinionated animal. The look lands somewhere between clever and completely unbothered, which is exactly why it works. There is...
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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew Socks
$14.00
Cat Loaf
$14.00
Cat Loaf crew socks bring together two things people never seem to get enough of: cats and bread. The pattern is wonderfully straightforward, with relaxed loafing cats tucked between slices of toast, giving these men's crew socks a playful, slightly absurd charm that feels easy to wear. They have the...
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Pair of crew socks; black background with repeating pattern of brown otters swimming; brown cuff.
Significant Otter
Crew Socks
$14.00
Significant Otter
$14.00
A little bit playful and very easy to wear, these men's crew socks feature a repeating otter pattern that keeps things charming without trying too hard. The design has a quiet, clever feel, the kind that earns a second look and a grin from anyone who spots it. With their...
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A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew Socks
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat lovers know the loaf is a serious state of being, and these women's crew socks celebrate it in the most charming way possible. Covered in sleepy cats and little loaf-shaped slices, they bring together two equally comforting things: a nap-ready feline and a snack that looks like it belongs...
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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew Socks
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Cats have a reputation for independence, and these unisex crew socks wear that attitude on their sleeve, or rather right up the calf. The bold lettering says exactly what many cat lovers have already learned: affection is optional, approval is rare, and the furniture is still theirs. With a playful...
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A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs.  Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew Socks
$15.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$15.00
Some socks say it with charm; these men’s crew socks say it with a fixed stare and a fox that has absolutely run out of patience. The graphic lands right in the middle of playful and pointed, which makes the whole pair feel like a wink with teeth. Built for...
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A pair of women's crew socks in teal. Otters holding watermelon slices are playfully printed against a light teal background.
Ottermelon
Crew Socks
$12.00
Ottermelon
$12.00
Sweet, silly, and just a little unexpected, these women’s crew socks pair otters with watermelon in the kind of scene that makes you look twice and then grin. The repeated otter motif gives the socks a playful rhythm, while the bright fruit detail keeps the whole design feeling fresh and...
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Crew socks in teal featuring a red octopus reading a book.  Fun, quirky design with whimsical details.
The Octive Reader
Crew Socks
$13.00
The Octive Reader
$13.00
A clever octopus with round glasses and a book in hand makes these women’s crew socks feel like a tiny scene from a well-loved seaside library. The design has a playful, offbeat charm, with curling tentacles that move across the socks in a way that keeps the whole look lively...
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Pair of teal crew socks.  One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew Socks
$16.00
A Real Bad Ass
$16.00
These men's crew socks bring a blunt sense of humor to the everyday. A determined donkey and the bold phrase above it set the tone right away, making these a pair for anyone who appreciates a joke that lands fast and doesn't ask permission. The design has the kind of...
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee.  Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew Socks
$16.00
Bearly Awake
$16.00
Bearly Awake brings a little cabin humor to a pair of men's crew socks. One sock tells the whole story with a bear, a steaming mug, and that wonderfully honest look of someone who would rather be back under a blanket. The other keeps things quieter with a neat allover...
Crew socks in light blue with a repeating flower pattern.  Feature a cowboy cat graphic with the text 'MEOWDY PURRRRTNER'. Red accents on cuff and heel.
Meowdy Purrtner
Crew Socks
$12.00
Meowdy Purrtner
$12.00
There is a certain charm to a cat that shows up in a cowboy hat and bandana, and these women's crew socks lean all the way into it. The little portrait has the kind of comic confidence that makes you look twice, then grin. With the western lettering and the...
A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew Socks
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
A row of cool cats covers these women's crew socks with the kind of confidence that comes from never needing to try too hard. Each face has its own look, from round sunglasses to sharp little expressions, so the pattern feels playful without turning chaotic. It is the sort of...
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses.  The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew Socks
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
A crew pair for men who appreciate a little attitude with their everyday wear, these Cool Cat socks bring a parade of sunglasses-clad feline faces to the party. Each cat has its own look, from fluffy white faces to bold tabby patches, giving the pattern a playful rhythm that feels...
A pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of monkeys wearing brown suits and red ties.  Small red lips are also part of the design.
Monkey Biz
Crew Socks
$14.00
Monkey Biz
$14.00
These men's crew socks bring a clever, slightly unruly twist to a polished look. The pattern centers on a suited-up monkey, giving the whole pair a tidy-from-a-distance, wink-at-you-up-close feel. It is the kind of design that reads professional at first glance and then lands with a grin once someone notices...
A pair of teal crew socks with a brown bear drinking coffee and the words 'Bearly Awake'.  Red accents and small red polka dots decorate the socks.
Bearly Awake
Crew Socks
$13.00
Bearly Awake
$13.00
A bear with half-open eyes and a fresh cup of coffee sets the tone on these women's crew socks, which lean into the kind of morning most people recognize a little too well. The graphic has a cozy, slightly grumpy charm, with the bear wrapped in a woolly look that...
Pair of crew socks; teal background with a red octopus wearing glasses and reading a book; playful design.
The Octive Reader
Crew Socks
$14.00
The Octive Reader
$14.00
The Octive Reader crew socks bring a little nautical mischief to everyday dressing, with a bookish octopus wrapped around each pair like it owns the whole library. The graphic is bold and detailed, giving the impression of a creature halfway through a clever plan and fully aware of the audience....
Pair of lavender crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of brown dachshunds and one dachshund shaped like a hot dog. Yellow accents at the cuffs.
Hot Dogs
Crew Socks
$13.00
Hot Dogs
$13.00
These women’s crew socks bring a playful little line of dachshunds to your everyday wardrobe, each pup stretched out in that unmistakable long-and-low silhouette. The design has a clean, graphic feel that keeps the pattern fun without getting too busy, so the dogs do the talking while the socks stay...
Crew socks in orange and pink horizontal stripes. A cartoon cat giving the middle finger is featured on the sock.
Catitude
Crew Socks
$11.00
Catitude
$11.00
Catitude brings a little attitude to the everyday in the form of women’s crew socks with a mischievous cat front and center. Bold stripes and a self-possessed feline give these socks the feeling of a cartoon cat who knows exactly where the sunlight is and who gets the best seat...
Crew socks in green featuring two llamas with the phrase 'No ProbLlama', plus cacti and desert landscape on a teal background.
No Probllama
Crew Socks
$8.00
No Probllama
$8.00
These women's crew socks bring a cheerful desert scene to your drawer, complete with a sweet llama, blooming cacti, and a playful "No Probllama" message at the top. The design has a friendly, relaxed feel without losing its charm, making these socks an easy pick for anyone who likes their...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew Socks
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Roosters do not believe in subtlety, and these men's crew socks follow their lead. With a parade of hens, chicks, and proud roosters strutting across the fabric, the pattern brings a bit of farmyard personality to an everyday staple. The look is playful without being precious, with enough detail to...
Pair of crew socks; green and red with sloths hanging from candy canes; whimsical Christmas design.
Merry Slothmas
Crew Socks
$14.00
Merry Slothmas
$14.00
Holiday dressing gets a little more amusing with these men's crew socks, where a laid-back sloth makes its way through a field of candy canes and seasonal cheer. The playful pattern keeps things light without feeling overdone, and the classic crew height gives these socks an easy everyday fit for...
Purple crew socks with a Halloween theme.  Features dachshunds dressed as hot dogs and the text 'Happy Halloweenie'.
Halloweenie
Crew Socks
$8.00
Halloweenie
$8.00
Halloween gets a playful twist with these women's crew socks, covered in a cheerful allover print and centered around a dachshund dressed for the season. The scene is charming without trying too hard: a little spooky, a little silly, and exactly the kind of detail people notice when they glance...
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design.  The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew Socks
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These men's crew socks bring a little forest-floor humor to an otherwise ordinary day. A squirrel, scattered acorns, and the playful “Let’s Get Nuts” message give the pair a cheeky personality without trying too hard. The design feels nostalgic and a little mischievous, like something you’d notice, grin at, and...
Crew socks in bright blue with a whimsical design of black and white cows and gray manatees swimming amongst orange fish.
Sea Cows
Crew Socks
$12.00
Sea Cows
$12.00
A crew pair of women’s socks that takes a familiar farm scene and sends it beneath the surface, where cows drift among sea creatures with a completely straight face. The result is playful, a little surreal, and easy to read at a glance: classic cow spots, gentle manatees, and tiny...
Pair of green crew socks featuring a pattern of pink pigs wearing white karate uniforms and red belts in martial arts poses.
Pork Chops
Crew Socks
$16.00
Pork Chops
$16.00
These men's crew socks bring a full dojo scene to the floor, with little pigs in white gis kicking, blocking, and striking their way across the fabric. The pattern has a playful rhythm to it, the kind that makes you look twice and then grin. It is a silly idea...
Navy blue crew socks with gray heel and toe, featuring a yellow rubber duck, blue water ripples, and orange text WHAT the.
What The Duck
Crew Socks
$14.00
What The Duck
$14.00
These men's crew socks bring a little bath-time mischief to an everyday staple. A bright duck floats front and center, paired with a blunt, comic line that feels equal parts puzzled and amused. The design keeps things simple and memorable, which is exactly why it works so well. It has...
Grey socks with blue accents showing black 'WHAT the' text above a yellow rubber duck in water ripples.
What The Duck
Crew Socks
$10.00
What The Duck
$10.00
These women’s crew socks keep things light, bright, and just a little cheeky. A cheerful duck drifts across the front with the kind of expression that makes the whole design feel like a joke told in passing, while the bold wording gives the pattern its playful punch. The look is...
Black crew socks with detailed snails, grey trails, bright pink text, and dark red cuffs.
Snailed It
Crew Socks
$10.00
Snailed It
$10.00
The Snailed It women's crew socks bring a little absurd charm to an everyday staple. With marching snails, playful lettering, and a bold contrast of stripes and detail, they have that pleasantly weird quality that makes people look twice and smile. The design is cheeky without trying too hard, which...
Navy crew socks with brown snails on blue trails, neon snailed it text, and rust orange striped cuffs and toes.
Snailed It
Crew Socks
$14.00
Snailed It
$14.00
Snails rarely get the spotlight, which is exactly why these men's crew socks make such a memorable case for them. The design repeats the little shell-carrying crawlers across the leg and foot, with a cheeky "snailed it" detail that keeps the whole thing from taking itself too seriously. The result...
Pair of black crew socks with white chicken and rooster silhouettes. One sock displays "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" text.
Zero Clucks Given
Crew Socks
$12.00
Zero Clucks Given
$12.00
For the man who’s done explaining himself, these men's crew socks keep things blunt in the best possible way. A spread of white chickens pecks across the fabric, while the bold "Zero Clucks Given" message lands with just the right amount of dry humor. The result is equal parts country...
Two black crew socks with white chicken illustrations and "Fluent In Fowl Language" text, laid flat against a white background.
Fluent In Fowl Language
Crew Socks
$12.00
Fluent In Fowl Language
$12.00
For men who appreciate a little barnyard wit with their everyday wardrobe, these crew socks bring a flock of charm to the conversation. The playful chicken-and-chick pattern keeps things lively, while the bold “Fluent in Fowl Language” message adds a dry, knowing joke that lands without trying too hard. It’s...
Pair of crew socks with black and white cow print, pink cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock reads "NOT IN THE MOOOOD!".
Not In The Mooood
Crew Socks
$12.00
Not In The Mooood
$12.00
Some days call for a full mood, and some days call for a little distance from everyone else's. These women's crew socks bring a playful barnyard twist with bold cow print and a deadpan message that says plenty without raising its voice. The black-and-white pattern keeps things graphic, while the...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow accents. Features a ringmaster, text "Ringmaster Of The Shitshow", and circus animals.
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
Crew Socks
$12.00
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
$12.00
These men's crew socks turn a familiar state of chaos into a very deliberate costume. With a ringmaster at the center, a striped tent, and a cast of oddball circus details scattered across the pair, they read like the kind of joke that lands best when you know exactly who...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".
Always Use Your Whole Ass
Crew Socks
$12.00
Always Use Your Whole Ass
$12.00
These men’s crew socks bring a straight-faced sports joke to everyday wear. The design leans into the old football sideline pep talk, with donkeys, bold lettering, and a little absurdity stitched in for good measure. They have the feel of a locker room message that got printed on socks instead...
Olive green crew socks with dark purple accents. Design features skeleton butterflies in sunglasses and mohawks, plus "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" text.
Anti Social Butterfly
Crew Socks
$12.00
Anti Social Butterfly
$12.00
For the woman who prefers a little space and a lot of character, these crew socks turn a simple bird-and-butterfly idea into something far more memorable. The design pairs a bold monarch butterfly with a cool, offbeat figure that gives the whole pair a dry sense of humor, like it...
Pair of blush pink crew socks with repeating red rose graphic and white 'Fuck Off' text pattern.
Fuck Off Rose
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fuck Off Rose
$14.00
Soft-looking roses and a blunt little message make these women’s crew socks feel equal parts charming and unruly. The mix is the joke: pretty florals at first glance, then a phrase that lands with just enough bite to keep things interesting. They have the kind of attitude that works in...
Pair of crew socks in a retro pattern. Features orange, pink, red, and green squares with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, and the phrase 'fuck off'.
Fuck Off Retro
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fuck Off Retro
$14.00
This pair of women's crew socks mixes bright retro charm with a message that does the talking for you. The pattern leans into a vintage patchwork feel, with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, flowers, and handwritten attitude all stitched into one busy, cheerful design. It has the look of something found in...
Pair of teal crew socks with dark blue polka dots. Features a light peach cat face, orange bow, and 'FUCK IT' text.
Fuck It Kitty
Crew Socks
$14.00
Fuck It Kitty
$14.00
These women's crew socks bring a smug little cat, a tidy bow, and a perfectly blunt message together in one loud, lovable pair. The design feels like a greeting card that wandered off the rack and decided to be honest about its feelings. With the cat front and center and...
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of cartoon dogs in teal medical scrubs, some with stethoscopes. Text reads "TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR".
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew Socks
$10.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$10.00
For anyone who trusts a dog in scrubs, these women’s crew socks bring a little medical mischief to the day. The design features a lineup of tiny dogtors in teal coats, complete with stethoscopes and serious expressions that make the whole thing feel delightfully overqualified. The bold wording gives the...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with golden retriever dogs holding martini glasses and pink 'hard licker' text.
Hard Licker
Crew Socks
$10.00
Hard Licker
$10.00
For people who like their novelty socks with a little cheek, these women's crew socks bring a golden retriever and a martini into the same conversation. The repeated dog motif keeps things playful, while the bold phrase across the leg gives the design its blunt little punchline. It is a...
Pair of black crew socks with brown cartoon beavers, some holding yellow logs, and green "DAM IT" text.
Dam It
Crew Socks
$14.00
Dam It
$14.00
These men's crew socks lean into the kind of humor that works best when it stays deadpan. A row of determined beavers moves across the fabric, paired with the blunt little slogan that makes the whole thing land. The result is playful without trying too hard, the sort of design...
Crew socks with heather grey top, dark green cuff, and navy blue bottom. Design shows "CAT FISH" text, cats fishing from boats, and a pattern of green fish.
Cat Fish
Crew Socks
$14.00
Cat Fish
$14.00
For anyone who appreciates a joke that takes its time, these men's crew socks bring a little absurd fishing trip to the everyday. The design pairs a pair of cats in tiny boats with a school of bright fish swimming below, turning the whole leg into a playful scene that...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew Socks
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Meet a pair of men's crew socks that bring a little mischief to a familiar favorite. The allover pattern stars a golden retriever with a martini in paw, paired with the kind of deadpan phrase that makes you do a double take. It is playful, a little cheeky, and just...
Light beige crew socks with "I AM THE GOAT" text. Each sock shows part of the phrase and a brown goat graphic.
I Am The Goat
Crew Socks
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
For the man who has no interest in hiding his confidence, these men's crew socks make the point with a wink. The front reads I AM THE GOAT, paired with a small goat graphic that keeps the whole thing playful instead of loud. It is the kind of design that...
Dark grey crew socks with cartoon dogs in teal scrubs and stethoscopes. Text 'TRUST ME I'M A DOGTOR' on one sock.
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
Crew Socks
$14.00
Trust Me, I'm A Dogtor
$14.00
The kind of crew socks that look like they came from the friendliest veterinary office in town, these men's socks put a tiny team of dog doctors front and center. Each pup is dressed for rounds in a cheerful teal uniform, complete with little stethoscope details and a face that...
Pair of crew socks in mustard yellow with an all-over pattern of brown and white flying squirrels wearing red caps, shown against a white background.
Flying Squirrels
Crew Socks
$16.00
Flying Squirrels
$16.00
Flying squirrels have a way of making motion look a little theatrical, and these men’s crew socks capture that perfectly. With a repeating pattern of wide-eyed squirrels in mid-air, they bring a playful woodland story to a classic everyday silhouette. The result is charming, a little absurd, and easy to...
Side view of a green crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of brown deer.  Light green cuff.
Fawning Over You
Crew Socks
$12.00
Fawning Over You
$12.00
Fawning Over You brings a little forest charm to an everyday crew sock. The repeated deer pattern feels gentle at first glance, then a little cheeky the longer you look at it. It has the kind of calm, familiar look that works just as well with jeans and boots as...