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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Grey crew socks with a red 'These Are My I Don't Give A Shit Socks' message and a repeated sock pattern.
These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
These Are My Don't Give A Shit Socks
$12.00
You'll give Zero Fox's when wearing these socks! If you're the kind of person who can't be bothered with socks that don't express your IDGAF attitude, these are for you. They state your zero-nonsense attitude more clearly than Ricky Gervais explaining the rules of sarcasm. Put these on when you...
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Crew socks in green with yellow cuffs. Design features daisies, a cow, and the phrase 'Just Say No To Bullshit'.
Just Say No To Bullshit
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Just Say No To Bullshit
$12.00
Sassy and subversive Just Say No To Bullshit socks! Prove you're not full of baloney with these knee-slappers. Daisy print. Bright yellow toes, heels, and cuffs. The perfect conversation starters for casual Fridays. Let your feet do the talking!
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A pair of women's crew socks in deep purple.  They feature a 'Save Water Drink Wine' graphic and a small bunch of yellow-green grapes.
Save Water Drink Wine
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Save Water Drink Wine
$8.00
Some places are going through a water shortage as you read this! Why not save a little H2O and grab a nice vintage treat from the cellar? These funny burgundy and purple crew socks feature the phrase "Save water drink wine" above the ankle with a small wine glass about...
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Pair of crew socks in dark teal with a pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves wearing sunglasses and giving peace signs.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Peace Out
$16.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
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A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
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Pair of crew socks; white background with yellow flowers and 'Suck it up Buttercup' text; orange and blue accents at the cuffs.
Suck It Up Buttercup
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Suck It Up Buttercup
$12.00
Yellow buttercups dance across these sassy white socks, while a bright blue and yellow Suck it Up Buttercup  serves as a cheeky reminder to get back up after life knocks you down. Because, as the song goes, Everything's gonna be alright!  Step into these cheerful crew socks to...
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Pair of white crew socks with red hearts and the phrase 'Fuck My Socks Off' in black lettering.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
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Pair of crew socks. White background with 'Literally No One Cares' text and colorful abstract blocks in teal, pink, orange, and black.
Literally No One Cares
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Literally No One Cares
$12.00
Who needs socks that scream "I'm a walking enigma of cool and casual?" Look no further. These insanely cool, multi-colored square patterned socks with cheeky "Literally No One Cares" text are sure to turn a few heads in wonder or confusion. Or both. Either way, you can't go wrong with...
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Pink crew socks with yellow stars and 'Mother Fucking Girl Power' in white lettering.
MF Girl Power
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
MF Girl Power
$12.00
Girl power! These bright pink crew socks shout your message with yellow stars and white lettering: 'Mother Fucking Girl Power.' Wear them to strut your stuff and let everyone know what you're about.
Pair of white crew socks with red and teal stripes.  Features a graphic illustration of a stubborn-looking woman with the words 'Stubborn as Fuck'.
Stubborn AF
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Stubborn AF
$12.00
Stubborn women rule the world. Show off your unwavering stubbornness with these "Stubborn AF" socks with a fun repeating pattern of a headstrong, red headband-wearing woman winking at you. The word "fuck" is boldly written below her in black letters. The crew socks have red and white striped cuffs. Strut...
Pair of yellow crew socks featuring a retro graphic of two women gossiping and the text 'Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give A Shit'.
IDGAS
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
IDGAS
$12.00
"Say 'IDGAS' with style and a dash of humor with these novelty socks! Featuring a hilarious text that reads 'Amazingly Enough...I Don't Give a Shit!' these socks will bring a smile to your face and those around you. Perfect for days when you just want to keep it real, these...
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Dad
$15.00
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Cunt
Cunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cunt
$15.00
Our crew socks are anything but subtle, kicking off with an off-white body. Near the top, you'll find two bright pink stripes that frame a wider maroon band. Right across that maroon, the word 'CUNT' is spelled out boldly in off-white letters, making its presence known. Both the toes and...
Crew socks in green with red cuffs. Design features a snowman, deer, snowflakes, and the phrase 'Merry as Fuck'.
Merry as Fuck
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Merry as Fuck
$10.00
There's nothing like a snowman with a candy cane and a top hat full of chirping birds to make the holiday season feel extra magical. These delightfully festive socks are here to ensure your holiday spirit is as merry as possible. With curious little reindeer stopping by to marvel at...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with red and white stripes and the phrase 'Bitch Please' in a red retro font.
Bitch Please
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Bitch Please
$12.00
Bitch, please. You can't wear just any old socks, you need socks that make a statement. These sassy socks are made for the bold and fabulous. With their dark blue background, red and white striped accents, and "Bitch Please" emblazoned across the front, these socks demand attention. Grab a pair...
Pair of crew socks in rust orange with yellow cuffs, heels, and toes. Features scattered yellow, teal, and blue flowers. One sock reads 'FUN FACT... I DON'T CARE' in blue and teal text.
Fun Fact I Don't Care
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
Fun Fact I Don't Care
$12.00
Rock these socks when you're feeling a little sassy and want to make your point without saying a word. They come in a warm, rust-orange color with bright yellow accents on the cuffs, heels, and toes. Sprinkled across the fabric are happy, stylized flowers in shades of yellow, teal, and...
Pair of crew socks in pink and grey, patterned with white cats wearing black and orange shirts with "GURRRL POWER" and "THE FUTURE IS FELINE".
Future Is Feline
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$14.00
Future Is Feline
$14.00
These socks are all about celebrating feline energy. You've got these super fluffy, white and grey cats, each rocking a tiny shirt. One visible cat sports an orange top with "GURRRL POWER" and a lightning bolt, while another shows off a black top declaring "THE FUTURE IS FELINE." The design...
Pair of crew socks with pink, orange, and yellow flowers on a green background and teal cuffs, heels, toes.
Mother Of The Freakin' Year
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$14.00
Mother Of The Freakin' Year
$14.00
Give a nod to the ultimate caregiver with these bold socks. They feature a vibrant mix of bright pink, orange, and yellow flowers scattered across a deeper green background. The cuffs, heels, and toes are a solid teal color, bringing a pop of contrast. On the calf, you'll see the...
Pair of black crew socks with pink cuffs and toes. Features a floral design and the text 'I'm a Fancy Bitch' in pink.
I'm A Fancy Bitch
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$12.00
I'm A Fancy Bitch
$12.00
Black crew socks with bright, colorful floral patterns and hot pink toes and heels show off your wild side, whether you're a fancy b!tch or just a b!tch who likes fancy socks. Don't be a total square, wear these socks and show everyone that you have a wild side, literally.
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck
$15.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Crew socks in light blue and teal, featuring a repeating pattern of pixelated brains on fire with a banner reading 'Overthinker'.
Overthinker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Overthinker
$12.00
Ever feel like your brain is constantly on overdrive? These Overthinker socks capture that exact feeling with a playful twist. Featuring a vibrant pink brain ablaze and the word "Overthinker" emblazoned on a banner, these blue socks perfectly illustrate the mental marathon that never seems to end. Perfect for those...
Average Dick Energy
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Average Dick Energy
$15.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$15.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$15.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
A pair of teal crew socks with a cool pickle wearing sunglasses. The socks have black polka dots and the phrase 'Just Dill With It'.
Just Dill With It
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Just Dill With It
$13.00
Say sayonara to boring socks and embrace the sheer absurdity of Just Dill With It novelty socks. The chunky cucumber, complete with shades and crossed arms, is the epitome of cool, telling the world you're one cool pickle. And who wouldn't want pickles on their feet? Exactly, no one. So,...
Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Ok to Fart
$15.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$15.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love To Fart
$15.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
Pair of black knee-high socks with white stripes and 'Bad Ass' text.  Features an upward-pointing arrow graphic.
Bad Ass
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00
Bad Ass
$17.00
These socks provide vital instructions for locating someone with great character and little regard for societal norms. But be warned! You better be able to backup that label and win any fight or dance off that comes your way. Each pair of these fun all black knee high socks features...
Pair of pastel yellow crew socks with a cool pickle graphic and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.  Small yellow dots are scattered across the sock.
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill
$13.00
I'm Kind of a Big Dill socks are sure to add some flavor to your sock drawer! Made for women, these crew socks feature a bright yellow base with black toes, heels, and cuffs covered in white polka dots. Standing out on each sock are the words "I'm Kind of...
Cream crew socks with coral roses, blue forget-me-nots, and the phrase 'I Fucking Love Swearing' in coral lettering.
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
Crew socks in light blue with a cute kitty, birds, musical notes, and the phrase 'Fuck Off' printed on them.
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Fuck Off Kitty Cat
$10.00
Looking for a pair of socks that will put the "fun" in dysfunctional? Our Fuck Off Kitty Cat Womens Crew Socks have you covered! These pink and blue floral socks feature an adorable, yet sassy cat with its paw raised and the middle finger proudly extended. With birds and musical...
Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$15.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
Pair of grey crew socks with pink flamingo inflatable pool toys and the text "Don't Flock With Me Today".
Don't Flock With Me Today
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Don't Flock With Me Today
$9.00
Say Don't Flock With Me Today  in style with these fun, lighthearted crew socks for women! Picture this: a majestic flamingo wearing shades, chilling on a pink inner tube ”all while floating across your feet. Perfect for a dash of flamingo flair on your feet or a sassy statement...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Being Weird
$15.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given
$14.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Read Banned Books
$15.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cheese
$15.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
A pair of women's crew socks showcasing a beach scene with blue waves, tan sand, seashells, starfish, and the text '100% That Beach'.
100% That Beach
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
100% That Beach
$10.00
100% That Beach socks are the perfect way to bring a little bit of the beach with you wherever you go. Whether you're relaxing on the beach or just dreaming about it, these socks will make you feel like you're 100% that beach. Plus, they come in a fun tan...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$15.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
Pink crew socks with black cuffs.  The socks have a fun design with various small icons, stars, and the words 'Chaos Coordinator' in a speech bubble.
Chaos Coordinator
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator
$10.00
Chaos Coordinator: Take control of your chaotic life with these vibrant pink socks that'll put a spring in your step! With black toes and heels, they're the perfect blend of fun and fabulous. Join the ranks of the organized, one sock at a time.
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$15.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Shit Glitter
$15.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Crew socks in navy blue and yellow, featuring a Rosie the Riveter design. The iconic image shows Rosie flexing her bicep.
Rosie The Riveter
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
Rosie The Riveter
$10.00
Do you want to feel like a cultural icon? These "Rosie The Riveter" novelty crew socks for women will show everyone who's boss. With a colorful pattern featuring the famous image of Rosie flexing her muscles, these vivid socks will add a little extra confidence to any outfit. Wear them...
Pair of white crew socks with hot pink stripes and a crown design. Text reads 'Princess Badass'.
Princess Badass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Princess Badass
$14.00
Princess Badass socks: For the workout warrior who rules her own kingdom, these socks let you rep your royalty while rocking those squats. Whether you're sweating it out solo or conquering group fitness, these socks are ready to take on any fitness challenge. Show off your inner badass with Princess...