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Funny Socks

In a world that seems to be more and more on edge, we can all use a little laughter. You can do just that and laugh out loud with a pair of fun socks! Whether your humor is silly, childish, sarcastic, or dry - you'll be able to find a great pair of crazy socks in our funny socks collection. Whatever you're looking for, we got you covered...your feet that is.

Fun for both men and women, we've collected an eclectic selection of socks that feature several colors, patterns, and slogans to tickle your funny bone in just the right spot. Browse over 2000 designs that are available for every personality or taste. From scrumptious food socks to cute otter ones and from pop culture socks to hilariously sassy swear word socks - we truly have it all.

Additionally, you'll be able to find socks in several different lengths and fibers. We have luxurious feeling socks made out of Eco-friendly bamboo and warm ones made out of wool. Lengths come in ankle, crew, knee high, and no show. We even have hilarious compression socks that are an everyday essential as well as fashionable.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but you don't have to be a standup comedian to make someone smile. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of off-color humor to break the ice and ease any tension. Something as easy as socks can bring on a bit of positive vibes into anyone's life. So brighten both your day as well as others with some humor and wear a pair of socks that will have others laughing too! If you're going to be serious be seriously fun!

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Pair of light grey crew socks with purple cuffs. Design includes 'Proud Gay Dad' text and rainbow hearts.
Proud Gay Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Proud Gay Dad
$15.00
The rainbow has long been a symbol of diversity and pride, and these socks capture that spirit perfectly. Crafted with care for those amazing dads who proudly love other dads, these unisex, one-size-fits-most gym socks are your new go-to for comfort and style. Made in the USA, the gray cotton...
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Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
Fuck Decaf
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck Decaf
$15.00
You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
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Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Guacamole
$15.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
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Average Dick Energy
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Average Dick Energy
$15.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
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Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Do Not Disturb
$15.00
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
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Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
Book Bum
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Bum
$15.00
Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
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Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
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A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
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Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
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A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
A pair of black crew socks with yellow and red stripes. The socks feature the text 'KILL YOUR PHONE LIVE YOUR LIFE' in yellow.
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Kill Your Phone Live Your Life
$15.00
Let's face it, we all need a digital detox once in a while! "Kill Your Phone Live Your Life" socks are here to remind you to unplug and enjoy the real world. Sporting vibrant yellow and red stripes, these bold black socks pack a punch of personality and a touch...
Pair of cream crew socks with brown and pink stripes. The words 'Text Less Hug More' are displayed vertically on the socks.
Text Less Hug More
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Text Less Hug More
$15.00
Bring a sprinkle of warmth and cheeky charm to your daily ensemble with our "Text Less Hug More" socks! Sporting a zesty pattern of white, brown, and pink stripes, these socks shout out a merry and meaningful message with every step. Perfect for cozy evenings, heartfelt reunions, or just rocking...
Pair of teal blue crew socks with navy and neon yellow stripes.  The socks feature the text 'Buh Bye Doubters' in a bold font.
Buh Bye Doubters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Buh Bye Doubters
$15.00
Whether you're hitting the pavement, powering through a workout, or ruling the boardroom, these socks are your silent scream of defiance. Doubters? They're merely background noise to your forward march. So, lace up, head out, and let your socks do the talking—your actions have already spoken volumes.
Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design.  Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
I Heart Bagels
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Bagels
$15.00
Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$15.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
Bitch
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bitch
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without saying it. Or, you know, say it directly on your socks. These cream-colored crew socks feature bold royal blue lettering that spells out 'BITCH' across the ribbed cuff, making a clear statement. Two dark blue stripes frame the main text band, adding...
Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed.  A fun, retro design.
Freak
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Freak
$15.00
Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
I Heart Peanut Butter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Peanut Butter
$15.00
Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Dig Native Plants
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Wife
$15.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Pair of white ankle socks with a black 'Snob' logo across the top. Simple, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.
Snob
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
Snob socks: The perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. These white socks feature the word "Snob" in bold black letters, so you can show off your personality wherever you go. Whether you're wearing them to a party, a meeting, or just...
A pair of pink crew socks with teal cuffs and yellow stripes.  Black text reads 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It'.
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
If You Can't Tone It, Tan It
$15.00
Looking for a cheeky splash of color to brighten your day? Check out our 'If You Can't Tone It, Tan It' socks! Splashed in vibrant pink and stamped with a bold, playful message in yellow, blue, and black, these socks are sure to kick-start conversations and smiles. Perfect for lounging...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and lime green details. Checkered stripes and 'So Outta Here' text are featured on the socks.
So Outta Here
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
So Outta Here
$15.00
Escape the mundane on the express lane of style with our FINISH LINE collection! These checkered striped socks are your secret weapon against the dull drudgery of everyday footwear. Decked out in white with a splash of green checks crowning the top, they're a clear signal you're miles ahead in...
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text.  Sporty and playful design.
Daddy Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Daddy Gym
$15.00
You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Being Weird
$15.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Dick Energy
$15.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cheese
$15.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Read Banned Books
$15.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
Butts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Butts
$15.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dirty Words
$15.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
Pair of teal crew socks with a black graphic that reads 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. White accents on the cuffs and toes.
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Cat
$15.00
Imagine if your feet could purr! Well, these are the closest thing you'll find. The toes meow, and the cuffs proudly declare 'Owner of the World's Cutest Cat'. They're like the ultimate feline fashion statement, except your feet will be doing all the talking. These electric blue socks with white...
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$15.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$15.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
$15.00
We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black.  Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$15.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
Pair of blue and beige crew socks with the text 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a retro stripe design.
Dogs Make The World Better
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dogs Make The World Better
$15.00
Blue socks with 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a lighter blue. Don't be a bonehead, wear these socks to show dogs love. Blue socks made for men or women to show your love for paws and claws.
Pair of crew socks in green, orange, and purple.  Features a retro-style stripe pattern and the text 'Home Is Where The Weed Is'.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$15.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Pair of maroon crew socks with teal accents and a retro-style 'Rad Dad' graphic.
Rad Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Rad Dad
$15.00
Celebrate the coolest dads around with our eye-catching Rad Dad socks. These snazzy socks feature bold RAD DAD lettering set against a vibrant red background, guaranteed to add a pop of color and a dash of whimsy to any outfit. Striped with white and teal at the top, they perfectly...