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A pair of crew socks in blue with a pattern of cats and bread loaves. The cats are calico and black. The socks have gray cuffs.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat Loaf socks: Featuring four slices of fluffy bread with a cat sleeping on each loaf. These crew-length socks are loaf-ly for any cat lover. The cats are all different colors so you can mix and match for a purr-fectly cute look. You can even twin with your furry friend!
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Pair of crew socks; black with red stripes and a whiskey glass graphic, or grey with yellow stripes and same graphic.
Whiskey Helps
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Whiskey Helps
$14.00
In a world where socks are serious, be the mensch in Whiskey Helps socks. These black, red, and gray crew length socks are a splash of fun wherever you go. You'll have a smashing time showing off your whiskey affair in style. High-quality combed cotton blend ensures your whiskey helps-wearing...
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Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
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Pair of crew socks in navy blue with repeating lime green and darker green Christmas tree pattern. Green cuffs.
Do You Tree What I Tree
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Do You Tree What I Tree
$14.00
Walk through the forest with Bigfoot with these fun, bright crew socks. If you're looking for a sock that's perfect for nature walks or hanging out at home, these dark blue crew socks feature a pattern of green pine trees with green toes and heels.
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Crew socks in gray with black paw prints and the text 'People No. Dogs Yes.' in orange and white.
Dogs Yes
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Dogs Yes
$11.00
Ever feel like the world is going to the dogs? Treat your feet to a comfy pair of paw-sitive puppy socks and strut your stuff with canine confidence. From walkies to fetch, you'll feel like the top dog in these "People No...Dogs Yes" crew socks. They're the perfect woof-derful accessory...
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Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$12.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a black cuff. Features a dachshund in a Santa hat sledding, snowflakes, and the text 'Dachshund Through the Snow'.
Dachshund Through the Snow
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dachshund Through the Snow
$14.00
Dashing through the snow, a dachshund goes! Embark on a winter wonderland adventure with these Dachshund Through the Snow socks. With a festive red Santa hat and cartoonish charm, these gray socks with black toes and heels are sure to bring holiday cheer to your feet. Whether you're hitting the...
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with grey cuffs. Features a cute tuxedo cat in a coffee cup design and yellow stripes.
Cat-Feine
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Cat-Feine
$14.00
Cat got your taste in sock wear? Don't be a fraid-e-cat, these Cat-Feine will make your tootsies purrrfect. Strut down the street like the cat that got the cream in those groovy feline slippers, or cozy up at home and enjoy a cup of cat-ppuccino while you let your feet...
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Crew socks in blue and gray featuring a graphic of a great white shark emerging from the water with the words 'Bite Me!'
Bite Me
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bite Me
$11.00
Feel like a biter in these gray "Bite Me" socks featuring an open-mouthed shark that looks like it's nibbling your leg. Made just for men, relax in these fun but hardy crew-length socks. Rock your new shark socks the next time you're out on the prowl and let everyone know...
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Green crew socks with a retro image of a man holding money and the text 'You can count on me!' Dollar signs are printed all over.
Accountant
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Accountant
$11.00
Put on these accountant socks and bring out your inner moneybags! Featuring brilliant white money signs and a cartoon man wearing a suit and holding a wad of cash they're bound to bring a smile to anyone's face. Who needs a financial advisor when you've got 'You Can Count On...
Grey crew socks with a black toe and cuff. Design features a white chicken wearing sunglasses, walking on a yellow and black striped pedestrian crossing. Text says 'Don't Ask'.
Cross the Road
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cross the Road
$11.00
When the light turns green, rock these gray socks with black chicken crossing the road while wearing sunglasses. They're pure genius and a reminder that road safety comes first, just don't ask why! #crossingthestreet #funnychick #sockcreatures
Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
Gray crew socks with colorful coffee cups and paper airplanes. Text reads 'Work Sucks! When's Recess?'
Work Sucks
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Work Sucks
$11.00
The workday dragging you down? Do you keep thinking, 'Work Sucks!' only to remember you're trapped at your desk? Let these novelty socks give you hope with their encouraging message: 'When's Recess?' Every time you glance down, you'll be reminded to push on, knowing that even the most dreaded tasks...
A pair of crew socks with a teal background. The socks feature a graphic of a large fish jumping out of the water with the text 'Size Matters!' Small fish are also printed on the socks.
Size Matters
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Size Matters
$11.00
Are your feet feeling a tad unadventurous? Perk them up with our "Size Matters" crew socks, where humor meets style in an eye-catching splash of green and blue. Adorned with a quirky fish proclaiming, "Size Matters," these socks are perfect for fishing expeditions, casual Fridays, or just lounging around. They're...
Pair of green crew socks with a golf ball and "I'd Tap That" graphic.
Tap That Active
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Tap That Active
$14.00
It's a hole-in-one! These mens' crew-length Tap That Active golfing socks, in dark green with a white golf ball and brown golf tee, may not help you with your swing, your chip, or your putt, but they will add some fun to your game. Never hit the green? No problem!...
Pair of teal and black crew socks. One sock reads 'Very OK' and the other 'Good Enough', both displayed on a trophy graphic above three stars.
Good Enough
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Good Enough
$11.00
Socks as trophies? You're killing it! Show off your achievement, even if it's just making it through Monday with a smile. These "Good Enough" socks are for the champs who aren't afraid to be "Very Ok." Crown your tootsies with this snazzy pair, and let everyone know that sometimes, "Decent"...
Crew sock with a pattern of green burning dumpsters on a light grey background, featuring a bright green cuff, heel, and toe.
Dumpster Fire XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Dumpster Fire XL
$14.00
Sometimes, life feels like a dumpster fire, and these socks just get it. They feature a repeat pattern of bright green dumpsters, each one shown with a fiery blaze of orange, red, and yellow flames erupting from its top. The whole design has a cool, slightly pixelated look, like something...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Goat XL
$14.00
You know a G.O.A.T. when you see one, and these socks totally get it. On a solid black background, a proud goat head takes center stage, complete with long, curved horns. Scattered around it are bright yellow stars, adding to that winning vibe. Below the visible goat, the letters G.O.A.T....
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Red crew socks with black cuffs, heel, and toe. Pattern of diverse skin-tone hands making a middle finger gesture.
Talk To The Hand
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Talk To The Hand
$12.00
Sometimes you just need to say it without actually saying it. These crew socks let your feet do the talking, featuring a bold pattern of hands flipping the bird in various skin tones across a deep red background. It's a clear message, without you having to utter a single word....
Grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, toe. Design shows a cartoon skeleton with an axe in its head, giving a thumbs-up.
I'm Okay
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Okay
$12.00
Feeling like you've got an axe in your head but still rocking a positive vibe? These grey socks are for anyone who's been there. Visible on the side of the sock, a cheerful skeleton gives a thumbs-up, despite having an axe sticking out of its skull. Behind the skeleton, a...
Green crew sock with a "Cow Tipping" design. Features dark silhouette cows, white and grey spotted upside-down cows, yellow text, and white flowers.
Cow Tipping
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Cow Tipping
$12.00
Okay, so you've got these socks that are just pure fun. They're a vibrant grassy green, like a fresh pasture on a sunny day. Scattered all over are dark, silhouetted cows, just chilling out. But then there are a couple of other cows that are totally upside down, white with...
Black crew sock with orange cuff, heel, and toe. Features pixelated blonde-haired figures on toilets with 'rock on' gestures and white toilet paper.
Potty Like A Rock Star
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Potty Like A Rock Star
$12.00
Who knew toilet time could be this epic? These black socks let you channel your inner rock star, even when you're just, you know, doing your business. The pixelated design features figures with wild blonde hair and red pants, sitting on white toilets, flashing a classic 'rock on' hand gesture...
Single heather grey crew sock with black cuff, heel, and toe, featuring a green and yellow crappie fish and "Another Crappie Day" text.
Another Crappie Day
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Another Crappie Day
$12.00
Some days just feel like this, you know? Kick off your day (or commiserate through it) with these heather grey socks. The main body is a soft grey marl, contrasted nicely with solid black cuffs, heels, and toes. Visible on the side of the ankle is a detailed illustration of...
Grey crew socks with repeating pattern of light brown cow faces in sailor hats, fedoras, and flower crowns. Orange heel and toe.
Divine Bovine
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Divine Bovine
$12.00
Say hello to your new favorite pair. These dark grey socks feature an all-over pattern of adorable cow faces. Each cow has light brown fur, white snouts, and gentle brown eyes, complete with little horns. Some of these charming bovines are sporting stylish headwear, like a crisp white sailor's cap...
A black crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of beer glasses, mugs, and bottles in yellow, brown, and blue with light outlines.
Get Your Beer Glasses
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Get Your Beer Glasses
$12.00
Good times are brewing on these black socks, covered in a lively beer-themed pattern. You'll spot an assortment of classic beer glassware - there are tall pilsner-style glasses full of foam, along with some smaller stemmed glasses and sturdy mugs with handles. Brown beer bottles, complete with blue labels, are...
Crew sock with black background, orange cuff, heel, and toe, patterned with yellow jack-o'-lanterns and white spooky faces.
Spooky Pumpkins
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Spooky Pumpkins
$12.00
Time to get your Halloween spirit on with these socks. They feature a deep black background, reminiscent of a crisp autumn night. Bright orange ribbed cuffs, heels, and toes pop against the dark, giving that classic festive feel. Scattered across the sock are vibrant yellow jack-o'-lanterns, each with a carved...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
Pair of crew socks in mustard yellow with an all-over pattern of brown and white flying squirrels wearing red caps, shown against a white background.
Flying Squirrels
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Flying Squirrels
$14.00
Who needs a cape when you have a patagium? Not these little guys. These socks are covered in adorable flying squirrels, taking to the skies on a cheerful mustard yellow background. Each squirrel has a warm brown body and a lighter belly, rocking a cool red cap that looks ready...
Five pairs of crew socks in Friends-themed designs: gray with the show's logo, black with 'How You Doin'', pink with lobsters, and cream/green with Central Perk.
Friends 5 Pack
Crew SocksBioworld
$20.00
Friends 5 Pack
$20.00
Strut your stuff in our Friends 5 Pack Crew Socks for Men, featuring a delightful medley of lobsters, rainbows, coffee mugs, picture frames, and the iconic Central Perk logo. These socks are a hilarious tribute to the beloved TV show Friends, promising to add a touch of whimsy to your...
Pair of grey and tan crew socks. Features a turkey with "VEGANS RULE" text. Patterned top and foot sections in black, white, and grey.
Vegans Rule
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Vegans Rule
$14.00
If you’re all about a plant-based life, these socks are right up your alley. They feature a proud turkey on a light tan background, standing tall with its vibrant red wattle and blue head. Underneath, it clearly states "VEGANS RULE" in bold black letters. The leg section also has patterned...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
Pair of tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of panda faces wearing red glasses and holding green bamboo shoots. Red toes and heels.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Smart Panda
$14.00
Got a thing for animals with serious style? These light brown socks are covered in a cool pattern of panda faces. Each panda is rocking a pair of bright red glasses, giving off major smarty-pants vibes. Some pandas are even holding a tiny green bamboo leaf, because even the brainiest...
Single crew sock with dark grey top and teal foot, depicting Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, and a UFO at night.
Don't Stop Believing
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Don't Stop Believing
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves a good mystery. They feature a night scene with a long-necked creature rising from vibrant teal water, watched by a fuzzy, ape-like figure on the visible side. Above them, a classic flying saucer beams light down from a starry, striped sky. The main...
Cream crew socks with green and blue accents. Features a funny 'fun fact' graphic and a cartoon fly.
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Always Right
$11.00
The socks are a light cream color with solid royal blue cuffs, heels, and toes. A bold lime green section sits above the heel on both sides. On the visible side of one sock, it says "FUN FACT:" above "I'm always right." inside a wavy text bubble. Scattered around are...
Black crew socks with a teal matchbox and burnt match design. The words 'Burned Out' are on the matchbox.
I'm Burned Out Yo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
I'm Burned Out Yo
$12.00
Feeling a little fried lately? These socks totally get it. They're covered in scattered, lit matchsticks that flicker on a black background. A bright teal matchbook is also visible, with the words 'Burned Out' boldly printed on its cover. Look closely, and you'll see visible bands of brown and teal...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$14.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sugar Mama
$14.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
A grey crew sock with a pattern of black cats wearing tiny red horns. The sock has a black cuff.
Devilish Cats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Devilish Cats
$12.00
Okay, imagine your favorite black cat, but now it's rocking some tiny red devil horns. That's the vibe of these socks. They feature a pattern of black cats in various playful poses - some sitting, some lounging, all sporting those little red accessories on a medium grey background. The cuff,...