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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
$14.00
Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
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Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
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Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes.  Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
$13.99
Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
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Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$13.99
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
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Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
I Heart Cruises
$13.99
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
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Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$13.99
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
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Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Do Not Disturb
$13.99
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
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Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$14.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
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Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
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Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Dig Native Plants
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
Employee Of The Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Employee Of The Year
$14.00
Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed.  A fun, retro design.
Freak
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Freak
$14.00
Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
Pair of black crew socks with pink and beige retro stripes.  Pink accents at the heel and toe. Small logo on the sole.
Judy Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Judy Retro
$14.00
Time to kick it old school. These 'Judy Retro' socks are pure throwback vibes, ready for your next adventure or just chilling on the couch. They've got a solid black base, perfect for letting those bold stripes pop. You'll spot wide bands of bright hot pink mixed with classic tan...
Pair of black crew socks with grey and white stripes.  Features a light grey toe and heel, and a small logo on the sole.
George Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
George Retro
$14.00
Remember those classic athletic socks from back in the day? These are exactly that vibe, but updated for your feet right now. The George Retro socks come in a solid black, giving them a sleek base. Up top, around the ankle, you'll see a cool set of stripes, alternating between...
Pair of black crew socks with pink and gold retro stripes. Yellow heel and toe.
Jane Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Jane Retro
$14.00
Kick it old school with a pair of 'Jane Retro' socks. They have that classic tube sock vibe, sporting bold stripes around the cuff. The main body is solid black, giving way to bright yellow at the toe and heel. Up top, you'll spot a cool stripe pattern with alternating...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
Feral
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Feral
$14.00
Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
Pair of black crew socks with green and off-white retro stripes. Green accents at the heel and toe.
Elroy Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Elroy Retro
$14.00
The Elroy Retro socks bring back those classic athletic vibes, but with a fresh twist. A solid black crew sock, it features bold horizontal stripes around the cuff that really stand out. You'll see vibrant green bands alternating with crisp white ones, giving them that unmistakable old-school look. The toe...
Pair of purple crew socks with neon pink and yellow stripes and the words 'BIG BUTT ENERGY' printed on them.
Big Butt Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Butt Energy
$14.00
These socks come in a bold, rich purple, perfect for making a statement without saying a word, unless you count the actual words on them. Down the cuff, you've got 'BIG BUTT ENERGY' spelled out in bright pink and neon yellow letters, so everyone knows your vibe. There are crisp...
Pair of black crew socks with orange and light blue retro stripes. Orange accents at the heel and toe.
Astro Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Astro Retro
$14.00
Blast off to another era with these Astro Retro socks. They capture that cool, vintage sci-fi vibe with their bold color block design. The main body of the sock is a deep black, making those bright orange and light blue stripes really pop around the cuff. You'll see several thick...
Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
Cool Aunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Cool Aunt
$13.99
A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
Pair of grey crew socks with blue stripes and the text 'Real Men Change Diapers'.
Real Men Change Diapers
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Real Men Change Diapers
$14.00
Sporting a no-nonsense message, these socks come in a solid grey color. The main event is on the upper leg, where bold blue stripes carry white block letters spelling out 'REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS.' Thin white horizontal stripes separate the blue sections, giving it a clean look. The top cuff...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal, orange, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Good Moms Say Bad Words' in pink.
Good Moms Say Bad Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Good Moms Say Bad Words
$14.00
Sometimes, being a good mom means keeping it real and letting a few words fly. These off-white crew socks totally get it, sporting the phrase 'GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS' right on the calf. The lettering pops in bold purple and pink, set against cheerful yellow and cream stripes that...
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Guacamole
$14.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design.  Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
I Heart Bagels
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Bagels
$14.00
Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
My Cat Is My Therapist
$13.99
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Exhausted American
$13.99
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering.  The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
Hot Homo
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Hot Homo
$13.99
Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Cool Uncle
$13.99
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of dark-green crew socks with neon-green and gold stripes and the words 'BIG PICKLE ENERGY' in white.
Big Pickle Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Pickle Energy
$14.00
Ever feel like the world needs a little more zest? Meet the socks that embody the perfect balance of sweet and sour, capturing the essence of Big Pickle Energy. These aren't just socks; they're a statement of confidence and charisma, designed for those who know they're the life of the...
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and white accents. Features a 'Fucking Hustle' graphic and a checkered racer stripe.
Fucking Hustle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fucking Hustle
$14.00
Looking to add a dash of daring to your drawer? Our Fucking Hustle socks aren't just a pair to wear; they're a statement to share! Flaunt your fearless side with bold purple colors highlighted by striking orange heels and toes. But lean in closer - there's a cheeky surprise woven...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with pink and orange stripes featuring the text 'Big City Energy'.
Big Clit Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Clit Energy
$14.00
There's a certain audacity that comes with knowing exactly who you are, and these socks are a testament to that unapologetic self-assurance. Made in the USA with a soft blend of Navy Cotton, Rust Nylon, and Ruby Nylon, these super-comfy, unisex gym socks fit most feet. Perfect for anyone ready...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and grey horizontal stripes. Black cuffs and subtle embroidered logo.
Mike
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Mike
$14.00
Just like a classic vinyl record or a cherished Polaroid photo, some things are timeless—and our Retro socks are no exception. With a nod to the past and a splash of vibrant color, these socks bring a retro vibe to your everyday ensemble. Whether you prefer them pulled up or...
Pair of cream crew socks with blue and neon green stripes.  The socks have a neon green heel and toe.
Peter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Peter
$14.00
Embrace the vibrant nostalgia of the past with our Retro socks, where style meets comfort in the most delightful way. These Peter socks bring back the charm of yesteryears with their cream base adorned by striking green and blue stripes. Perfectly crafted for a relaxed fit, they gently hug your...
Pair of cream crew socks with pink and red horizontal stripes and red cuffs.
Marcia
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Marcia
$14.00
Remember the days when retro wasn't just a style, but a lifestyle? Bringing back the charm of yesteryears, our "Marcia" socks are a nostalgic nod to the vibrant spirit of the past. With a relaxed fit that's as gentle as a breezy afternoon, these socks are your new go-to for...
Pair of cream crew socks with red, orange, and yellow horizontal stripes. Red accents at the heel and toe. Small logo on the bottom.
Tiger
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Tiger
$14.00
Unleash your inner tiger with a splash of vibrant colors reminiscent of a retro gym class where style and comfort never skipped a beat. These socks are a cozy embrace for your calves, whether you're channeling your wild side or just lounging around. Made in the USA with a blend...
Pair of cream crew socks with purple and hot pink stripes. Purple cuffs. Small logo on the sole.
Jan
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Jan
$14.00
Once upon a time, socks were simple—until they weren't. Meet our Retro socks, where nostalgia meets modern comfort in a kaleidoscope of color. Designed to cradle your calves with a gentle embrace, these socks are the casual companion you didn't know you needed. Pull them up for a vintage vibe...
Pair of off-white crew socks with green and lime green stripes, and dark green cuffs.  Features a small logo.
Greg
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Greg
$14.00
It’s like a retro revival for your feet! These Greg socks capture the essence of the past while embracing modern comfort and style. With a relaxed fit and vibrant green accents, they’re the perfect blend of nostalgia and contemporary flair. Whether you pull them up high or scrunch them down...
Pair of off-white crew socks with pink and orange stripes. Red accents at the heel and toe. A small logo is visible on the sole.
Cindy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cindy
$14.00
There's nothing quite like the nostalgia of retro style, and our Cindy socks capture that vibe perfectly. With their laid-back fit and bold splashes of color, these socks are all about bringing back that old-school comfort, one step at a time. Whether you wear them pulled up for a classic...
Pair of cream crew socks with green and gold stripes and teal cuffs.
Carol
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Carol
$14.00
Nostalgia, meet your new best friend: Carol. These Retro socks are like a warm hug for your feet, with a relaxed fit that wraps your calves in gentle comfort. Whether you prefer them pulled high or artfully scrunched, each pair bursts with expressive colors that dare you to be bold....
Pair of white crew socks with neon yellow and black stripes and 'Pickleball Nerd' text.
Pickleball Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Pickleball Nerd
$14.00
Some say pickleball is a sport; others call it an obsession. Either way, these "Pickleball Nerd" socks are a tribute to the game that's captured hearts across the nation. Crafted with Bleach White Cotton and accented with Lime and Black Nylon, they offer a stylish nod to your favorite pastime....
Pair of crew socks in grey, teal, and orange.  The socks feature the text 'I'm in no shape to exercise' repeated vertically.
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm In No Shape To Exercise
$14.00
Get ready to kick your feet up or take on the gym with a cheeky twist! Our "I'm In No Shape To Exercise" socks are here to add a splash of humor to your day, whether you're sprinting or just lounging. Decked out in cool gray with snazzy blue and...
Pair of blue and yellow crew socks. Features 'I Love Puzzles' text and yellow stripes.
I Love Puzzles Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Puzzles Gym
$14.00
If puzzle solving is your jam, if you're the sort of person who loves putting the pieces together, these socks will have you cheering, "Eureka!" The "I Love Puzzles" socks are the perfect accessory for your next puzzling marathon - and they might just bring you some extra luck. They're...
Pair of light gray crew socks with red and yellow stripes and the text 'Here Comes A Roller Skater'.  Features a teal colored heel and toe.
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym
$14.00
Get ready to roll into style with our Here Comes A Roller Skater Gym socks! These light gray crew beauties will have you gliding through the day with their blue toes and heels that'll make you feel like you're living on cloud 9. Plus, the bold red and yellow lettering...
Pair of black crew socks with lavender stripes and 'ENFANT TERRIBLE' text.
Enfant Terrible
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Enfant Terrible
$14.00
Laugh in the face of fashion norms with these Enfant Terrible socks, featuring the words "enfant" on the left sock and "terrible" on the right. These crew-length socks, perfect for both men and women, are bold, funny, and just a little bit rebellious. Wear them with your favorite sneakers or...
Pair of white crew socks with a lavender and black band reading 'GAY'.
Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Gay
$13.00
Pride month? Nah, they're Gay every month. Reach your peak pride in these quarter length socks featuring bold white with purple stripes and the word "GAY" in purple block letters across the top. Perfect for men and women who are down for a good laugh at the average sock.
Pair of white crew socks with a light blue, black, and rainbow heart 'LOVE' stripe.
Love
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Love
$13.00
They say love is blind, but these socks are anything but! Adorned with the bold word "LOVE" in rainbow-colored letters and a tiny red heart in the "O," these quarter-length socks are a playful and eye-catching way to show your love. From casual outings to romantic getaways, these socks are...
A pair of yellow crew socks with red and white stripes and the words 'EAT ME' in red.  Small logo on the sole.
Eat Me Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Eat Me Gym
$14.00
Feel the burn it's workout time! These in-your-face crew socks will put a pep in your step and a smile on your face as you break a sweat. These socks will have you working out like a boss and looking fly while you're doing it. Get ready to achieve your...
Pair of white crew socks with purple and black stripes and an 'I heart Pickleball' graphic.
I Heart Pickleball
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Pickleball
$14.00
There's something special about pickleball players—they know how to dink with style and flair. Celebrate your love for the game with these vibrant socks, perfect for showing off on or off the court. Crafted in the USA, these bleach white cotton socks with red, black, and purple nylon accents are...