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A pair of teal crew socks with a Bigfoot design holding a mug. Black sock top and dark green forest design in the background.
Sasquatch Loves Coffee
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Sasquatch Loves Coffee
$13.00
Step aside boring socks, Sasquatch Loves Coffee socks are here to take your feet on a wild adventure! Picture this: a dark blue sky above, a teal forest below, and our coffee-loving Bigfoot right in the middle. These socks are as delightful as a fresh cup of joe, and as...
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Pair of crew socks; blue background, donkeys wearing glasses and graduation caps, red bow ties.
Smart Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Smart Ass
$14.00
If you're a proud smartass with a love for all things cheeky and playful, then these novelty socks are the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Featuring a pattern of donkeys looking downright intellectual in reading glasses, a red bow tie, and a graduation cap, these socks are a tongue-in-cheek way...
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Tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing glasses and red bow ties.
Smart Ass XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$15.00
Smart Ass XL
$15.00
Heads up! Say hello to our Smart Ass XL crew socks. Picture this: a parade of cartoon donkeys prancing across your feet, each one sporting a dapper red bow tie and stylish black eyeglasses. No more boring, plain socks for you. These light tan beauties will make you the center...
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A pair of cream crew socks with brown bean characters wearing sunglasses. The socks have a 'Cool Beans' text and brown cuffs.
Cool Beans
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Cool Beans
$14.00
Kick back and relax with these Cool Beans socks, they are sure to put a smile on your face and those around you. Grab your shades and strut your stuff showing off these white socks with brown tops featuring a pattern of cartoon beans chilling out. If you're looking for...
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Pair of crew socks; dark gray and blue options; Golden Retriever wearing a doctor's coat, pills and text.
The Dogtor Is In
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
The Dogtor Is In
$14.00
Show off your love for man's best friend with these paw-some Golden Retriever crew socks. Featuring a pattern of a Golden Retriever wearing a stethoscope and a white coat, these socks have the text "The Dogtor Will See You Now". Perfect for any dog lover, these socks will make you...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text. Sporty and playful design.
Daddy Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Daddy Gym
$15.00
You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
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Pair of crew socks; light blue with a honey badger giving the middle finger, honeycomb, and bees illustrated.
Honey Badger
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Honey Badger
$13.00
Honey Badger: Socks with Attitude These blue crew socks are covered in a pattern of cartoon honey badgers giving the finger. They're perfect for the badass dude who doesn't take any guff from anyone, not even bees. And with bees and beehives also in the pattern, you can show your...
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Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Being Weird
$15.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
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Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan. Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
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Pair of black crew socks featuring a Bigfoot riding a bike graphic. Smaller bike designs are repeated on the sock.
Bike-Squatch
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Bike-Squatch
$16.00
Bike-Squatch socks are a guaranteed head-turner, featuring a pattern of multicolored bicycles and a large image of a brown Sasquatch riding a bicycle on a black background. It's like an inspirational meme you can wear on your feet! These socks are for the man who loves the wild and the...
A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs. Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$15.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$15.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes. The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Dick Energy
$15.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Read Banned Books
$15.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cheese
$15.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
Pair of crew socks; green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats; red and black accents; 'Baaaa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
Pair of crew socks, navy blue and light grey, featuring a fishing-themed design with fish illustrations and the text 'Keeping it Reel'.
Keeping it Reel
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Keeping it Reel
$14.00
Meet the Keeping it Reel Crew Socks, an electrifying fashion statement for the reel men who master the art of angling! Dive into a sea of style as these crew socks bring your feet astonishing aquatic adventures. Adorned with a vibrant pattern of blue waves, brown and orange fish, and...
Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dirty Words
$15.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
Pair of crew socks, blue with repeating pattern of green dancing pickles wearing sunglasses.
Kind of a Big Dill
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Kind of a Big Dill
$16.00
Calling all pickle-lovers! Our Kind of a Big Dill socks are here to add a dash of fun to your footwear. Picture this: a crew length sock, drenched in an all-over print of cartoon pickles. These pickles aren't just ordinary veggies; they're rockin' shades, arms, and legs, ready to take...
Crew socks in blue with a repeated pattern of Boston Terriers wearing astronaut helmets on a rainbow stripe in space.
Astro Puppy
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Astro Puppy
$16.00
Space Doggos! Take a journey to the final frontier with these Astro Puppy Crew Socks! Featuring an adorable pattern of doggo cosmonauts soaring through space with planets, stars, and sparkling constellations, these out-of-this-world kicks are the perfect accessory for any space cadet's wardrobe. Jump aboard this cosmic canine crew and...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$15.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
Pair of crew socks; grey and navy options; feature gold trophy and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
Trophy Husband gray crew socks with black toes and heels. These socks say Trophy  on the left sock and Husband  on the right, each with a gold trophy in the middle of the word. Mens socks perfect for a trophy husband.
A pair of teal crew socks featuring a design of dogs playing poker around a green felt table under a green lamp. Black toe and heel.
Dog Poker Game
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Dog Poker Game
$14.00
Feast your eyes on these dog poker game socks! Watch the pups stare down at their cards, each hoping to win the pot. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. Put on these dark green crew socks for men and let the good times roll! Walk a...
Pair of pink crew socks featuring repeated images of kittens batting at balls of yarn. Socks have light blue cuffs.
String Cat
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
String Cat
$14.00
String Cat: These crew length men's socks are purr-fect for any cat lover! The pink socks are splashed with playful kittens frolicking in blue yarn - who knew yarn could be so charming? Slip into a pair of String Cat socks and let the cute kitties keep you company wherever...
Black crew socks with purple cuffs. The design features white skeletons performing different yoga poses. A fun and spooky design!
Skeleton Yoga
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Skeleton Yoga
$13.00
Skeletons love yoga too! Black socks with a pattern of white skeletons doing yoga poses. The skeletons are outlined in orange and the toes, heels and cuffs are purple. These socks are perfect for anyone who loves Halloween and wants to add a little fun to their outfit. Who knew...
Pair of teal crew socks. One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
A Real Bad Ass
$16.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black. Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$15.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
Pair of black crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of gladiators riding sharks. The gladiators are depicted in gold, red, and white.
Are You Not Entertained?
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Are You Not Entertained?
$16.00
Are You Not Entertained? asks the cartoon gladiator as he battles a shark on these men's crew socks. Take a bite out of boring feet with this action-packed pair. Slip these jawsome socks on and become a champion of sock-dom. Feel the power with every step.
A pair of light green crew socks with a pattern of various potted plants and the words 'Plant Daddy' on a pale yellow background.
Plant Daddy
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Plant Daddy
$14.00
Plant Daddy socks: for the plant-loving dad who's got a green thumb and a great sense of humor. These crew socks feature a pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Daddy" in bold black letters. They're the perfect way to show your dad how much you appreciate his plant-parenting...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck You
$15.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Pair of tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of cartoon dogs lounging on beach towels and in inflatable rings.
Beach Dogs
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Beach Dogs
$14.00
Time for a paws-ome day at the beach with our Beach Dogs Socks! These crew-length socks are the coolest doggone things on the sand. Featuring an adorable pattern of small dogs in sunglasses and innertube floats, you'll be the best-dressed dude from sea to shore. Perfect for summer, vacation, or...
Crew socks in black with yellow and red stripes. A gray cat shooting lasers from its eyes is featured, along with the words 'Secret Powers'.
Secret Powers
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Secret Powers
$16.00
Unleash your secret powers with these extraordinary socks! Picture this: a black canvas graced with a determined grey cat sporting a majestic red cape. As its piercing eyes shoot a rainbow laser beam, you'll feel invincible! The words "Secret Powers" emblazoned in bold yellow and red above the cat serve...
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel. Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$15.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Crew socks in black, red, orange, and purple, featuring a desert sunset scene with a UFO, stars, cacti, and a cow.
Area 51
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Area 51
$16.00
Blast off to Area 51 in our interstellar crew socks! Strut your extraterrestrial style with a desert scene featuring a mysterious purple mountain, a probing cow, and a UFO. Rock these socks and boldly go where no feet have gone before.
Crew socks in gray with lime green stripes. A cartoon avocado with sunglasses jump ropes on the socks.
Avocardio
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Avocardio
$14.00
Adorned with hip avocados sporting sunglasses and jumping rope, these socks are perfect for those who like their style served with a side of whimsy. Featuring sleek green and black stripes and boldly displaying "Avo-Cardio" around the cuff, they are guaranteed to get your feet moving. Whether you're hitting the...
A pair of crew socks in blue and gray. The socks feature a graphic of a beer mug with wheat and the word 'Beergetarian'.
Beergetarian
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Beergetarian
$14.00
Who says beer and socks don't go together? Beergetarian socks combine these two loves with a fun gray and blue striped pattern and yellow letters that proclaim your beer-loving lifestyle. For the ultimate beer lover, these socks will keep your feet happy and hoppy.
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a tan cuff. The socks feature a graphic of whiskey glasses and the text 'You're Neat!'.
You're Neat
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Neat
$14.00
Kick off your boring sock game with these "You're Neat!" whiskey socks! The perfect pick for the whiskey connoisseur or casual whiskey drinker, these blue socks are decorated with whiskey glasses filled with delicious "amber liquid" and the words "You're Neat!" - a fun play on words for neat whiskey....
Pair of black crew socks with a fun design. Features yellow emojis, red and orange pills, and a prescription label.
Happy Pills
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Happy Pills
$13.00
Brighten your wardrobe and step into a world of pure joy with our Happy Pills ankle socks! These funky and vibrant socks are designed to bring laughter to your feet and a smile to your face. Featuring cheerful yellow and orange emojis such as smiley faces, hearts, stars, and pills,...
Pair of crew socks in blue and white. Design features an astronaut riding a whale amidst stars and sparkles.
Cosmic Cetacean
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Cosmic Cetacean
$16.00
Cosmic Cetacean Crew Socks: Ride the cosmic waves of style with these sensational socks showcasing a valiant astronaut hitching a ride on a majestic narwhal, soaring amidst celestial wonders. Feel stellar in these stellar socks as you blast off to a universe of compliments.
Pair of black crew socks with a repeating pattern of brown sloths holding pizza slices and small red hearts.
Pizza Sloth
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Pizza Sloth
$14.00
Embrace your inner sloth with our Pizza Sloth socks. These crew-length mens socks feature a charming pattern of brown sloths holding red heart-shaped pizzas in their arms. With cream-colored faces, arms, and black claws, these sloths are sure to bring a smile to your face. Wear them as a reminder...
Crew socks in black featuring a brown bear hugging a California-shaped orange outline, accented by orange California poppies.
California Bear Hug
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
California Bear Hug
$13.00
California Bear Hug: Crew socks for men with a pattern of brown bears hugging California, topped with orange accents like California poppies! Whether you're a native, a transplant, or just a fan of the Golden State, these socks will surely give you a warm, fuzzy feeling ”for your feet at...
Pair of black crew socks with white and light blue detailing. The design features the text 'World's Okayest Golfer' and a golf ball graphic.
World's Okayest Golfer
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
World's Okayest Golfer
$14.00
In the world of golf, where precision and perfection are often the holy grail, we present you with a pair of socks that dare to embrace the beauty of imperfection. Meet the World's Okayest Golfer socks, a celebration of those who hit the ball as much as they find it,...
Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes. Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$15.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
Pair of crew socks in dark teal with a pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves wearing sunglasses and giving peace signs.
Peace Out
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Peace Out
$16.00
While we don't advocate getting high, we suggest you elevate your sock game. Our Peace Out Crew Socks are not only stylish and super soft, they're a surefire way to get a contact high from strangers. Our designer created a hilarious pattern of cartoon marijuana leaves rocking shades and tossing...
Pair of black crew socks with a colorful sneaker print. The sneakers are red, blue, orange, and white on a black background.
Classic Kicks
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Classic Kicks
$14.00
Looking for some off-the-court style? Classic Kicks crew socks bring all of your favorite things about basketball, tennis, and sneakers into one groovy sock. These black socks are dribbling with fun and feature a playful pattern of colorful sneakers, basketballs, and tennis balls. Lace em up and pair these with...
Pair of black crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of Chihuahuas dressed as tacos.
Taco Terrier
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Taco Terrier
$14.00
Meet Taco Terrier: the sock pairing that's as paw-some as it is delicious! These black crew socks feature a cartoon-like pattern of tacos with tiny terrier dogs wearing them like ponchos. We dare you to resist smiling when you slip into a pair of these on your next taco run!
Pair of black crew socks with a red cuff. The design features a plate of eggs and bacon with the text 'Resting Brunch Face' and '24 hours'.
Resting Brunch Face
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Resting Brunch Face
$13.00
Elevate your brunch game with Resting Brunch Face socks! These comfy crew socks boast a striking black base accented with a vibrant red toe, heel, and top. The real showstopper is the hilarious graphic: a plate brimming with bacon and eggs, topped with the slogan "Resting Brunch Face 24 Hours."...
Olive green crew socks with a repeating pattern of dogs in top hats and bow ties. Each dog portrait is encircled.
Dapper Dogs
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Dapper Dogs
$13.00
Paws for fashion! Meet Dapper Dogs, the crew socks that'll make your feet the talk of the town. Picture this: a pack of cartoon pooches, all dressed up in hats, ties, and bow ties, frolicking on a dark forest green background. These socks are so darn cute, they'll have you...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a pastel rainbow, unicorn, and 'Bad Ass' text.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$17.00
Bad Ass Magic
$17.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...