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Pair of black knee-high socks with white stripes and 'Bad Ass' text.  Features an upward-pointing arrow graphic.
Bad Ass
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00
Bad Ass
$17.00
These socks provide vital instructions for locating someone with great character and little regard for societal norms. But be warned! You better be able to backup that label and win any fight or dance off that comes your way. Each pair of these fun all black knee high socks features...
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Blue crew socks with repeating red and white cans labeled 'WHOOP ASS' and a yellow burst, on a bent metal design.
Can of Whoop Ass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Can of Whoop Ass
$14.00
Bright blue crew socks are definitely not for the faint of heart. They're covered in bold, pop-art style cans, designed to look like they've seen some action. Each red and white can prominently features 'WHOOP' at the top and 'ASS' at the bottom, with a little yellow burst shape in...
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Pair of grey crew socks with a repeating pattern of iced coffee cups, showing brown drinks, white ice, and yellow & red straws.
Iced Coffee
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Iced Coffee
$14.00
A refreshing pattern of iced coffee drinks covers these grey crew socks. Each clear cup visible on this side holds a light brown beverage with white ice cubes inside. You'll spot some cups with bright yellow straws and others with bold red straws, adding a nice pop of color against...
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Pair of black crew socks with a rainbow, white clouds, 'Happy Bitch' text, and red, yellow, green, blue stripes.
Happy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Happy Bitch
$12.00
Forget playing nice. These black crew socks let everyone know exactly where you stand. Each sock features a vibrant rainbow arcing over two fluffy white clouds, with the words 'HAPPY BITCH' boldly displayed in white text underneath. Down near the ankle, you'll find bright horizontal stripes in red, yellow, green,...
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Crew sock with "Stay Wild" text, green and orange leaves, yellow flowers on a cream background. Teal cuff, heel, toe. Green/brown stripes.
Stay Wild
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Stay Wild
$26.00
Kick off your shoes and let your feet breathe with these 'Stay Wild' socks. They feature a cozy dark teal ribbed cuff and a cream-colored upper leg. You'll spot the black script 'Stay Wild' text, surrounded by a lively mix of green leaves, rusty orange-brown leaves, and bright yellow flowers....
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Crew sock with a dark green base featuring a pattern of red spotted and yellow cap mushrooms. Burgundy toe, olive green heel.
Forage The Forest
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Forage The Forest
$26.00
These socks are for wandering through the woods, or at least looking like you do. They've got a cool, deep forest green background, covered in a mix of colorful mushrooms. You'll spot some with bright red caps and white spots, along with others featuring a mellow yellow-tan cap. Each one...
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Dark green crew sock with a scenic mountain view, pine trees, blue sky, orange sun, and 'ENJOY THE VIEW' text.
Enjoy The View
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Enjoy The View
$26.00
When you're longing for some fresh air, these socks bring that serene outdoor vibe right to your feet. The upper design paints a peaceful mountain landscape with dark green pine trees and rolling green hills under a light blue sky with an orange sun. A small figure, visible on one...
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Dark navy crew socks with an outdoor mountain landscape scene, pine trees, and 'Enjoy The View' text. Rust orange toe and heel.
Enjoy The View
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Enjoy The View
$26.00
Forget boring socks. This pair brings the great outdoors right to your feet. On the calf, there's a cool mountain landscape with tall pine trees in the foreground, set against a range of brown-orange mountains. A light blue sky with a subtle sun peeks out from the upper right, while...
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Eldest Daughter
Eldest Daughter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Eldest Daughter
$15.00
First in line, first in style! Rock these bold green socks and celebrate the original trendsetter of the family. Whether she's leading the charge, breaking new ground, or just keeping everyone in line, these playful socks are the perfect tribute to big sister swagger. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, fun...
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Easily Distracted By Power Tools
Easily Distracted By Power Tools
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Power Tools
$15.00
For the DIY enthusiast who can't resist the siren call of a drill or saw, these black socks with bold yellow and grey accents are the perfect confession. Whether you're supposed to be doing something else or just genuinely can't help yourself, these socks celebrate your love of building, fixing,...
I Heart Happy Endings
I Heart Happy Endings
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Happy Endings
$15.00
I Heart Happy Endings celebrates love and optimism in vibrant style. This cheerful design features a delightful mix of blue, yellow, and pink hues that brighten any day. Perfect for romantics and dreamers who believe in the power of happily-ever-afters, these socks wrap your feet in feel-good comfort and color....
Shit Happens
Shit Happens
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Shit Happens
$15.00
Life's messy moments deserve a laugh. These black socks with crisp white accents keep your feet comfortable while you handle whatever comes your way. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with their hosiery—because sometimes you just gotta embrace the chaos with a smile.
Coach of the Year
Coach of the Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Coach of the Year
$15.00
Celebrate the mentor who makes it all happen with our Coach of the Year socks in warm beige. Perfect for the leader who inspires greatness, motivates through challenges, and deserves recognition for their dedication. These cozy socks are the ideal way to show appreciation to that special coach—whether they're on...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with golden retriever dogs holding martini glasses and pink 'hard licker' text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Hard Licker
$10.00
Check out these navy blue socks featuring a playful pattern of golden retrievers. Each dog visible is holding a martini glass, complete with a bright green liquid and an olive. Some are lounging, others are sitting up, all looking ready for a good time. On one side, the phrase "hard...
Pair of navy crew socks. One sock features a white and brown dog holding a stick with "branch manager" text in green. Grey heel and toe.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Branch Manager
$14.00
Your feet are in for a promotion with these navy blue socks. Visible on one side is an adorable white and brown dog, proudly holding a stick. Just beneath this industrious pup, the words "branch manager" are written in a vibrant green. Another part of a similar dog can be...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Slipping on these dark blue socks is a nod to your favorite golden retriever - and maybe your favorite happy hour. They're covered in a fun, repeating pattern of golden dogs. You'll see some pups lounging around, while others sit upright, all with a tiny martini glass visible beside them,...
Pair of black crew socks with magenta cuffs, heels, and toes. Design features a white dog holding a stick and "branch manager" text.
Branch Manager
Crew SocksHot Sox
$10.00
Branch Manager
$10.00
These comfy black socks feature a charming white dog with brown patches, proudly holding a stick in its mouth. Right below our furry friend, the words "branch manager" are spelled out in a vibrant magenta, matching the solid color of the cuffs, heels, and toes. You'll also spot another glimpse...
Two lavender crew socks with cream heel/toe. Maroon and white stripes on cuff, 'FAVORITE SISTER' text visible on one sock.
Favorite Sister
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Sister
$15.00
Let everyone know who truly reigns supreme in the sibling hierarchy with these 'Favorite Sister' socks. They come in a lovely soft lavender, definitely a step up from boring plain white. Around the ribbed cuff, you'll spot bold maroon stripes framing bright white lines, with 'FAVORITE SISTER' spelled out in...
A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
Favorite Brother
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Brother
$15.00
Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
Pair of grey-blue crew socks with white "BADASS GRANDPA" text, yellow cuffs, orange heels & toes, and a grey logo.
Badass Grandpa
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandpa
$15.00
Know a grandpa who's more about tearing up the dance floor than sitting in a rocking chair? These socks are his vibe. They're a cool grey-blue, sporting bright orange on the heels and toes. The cuff up top is a bold yellow, detailed with thin black and orange stripes. Right...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with "BADASS GRANDMA" in white, hot pink toes, and horizontal pink and blue stripes on the cuff.
Badass Grandma
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandma
$15.00
Let's get straight to it: some grandmas are just different. These socks, primarily a deep burgundy, proudly declare "BADASS GRANDMA" across the top in crisp white lettering. Just above and below the text, you'll find a cool stripe pattern, alternating between bold hot pink and a lighter blue, wrapping around...
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
Deck your feet in festive fun with this blue pair, perfect for cozying up at home. They show off a bright blue background, peppered with a flurry of white snowflakes. On one side, you'll spot an orange-brown reindeer in mid-leap, sporting brown antlers and a vibrant red harness. White lines...
Pair of blue crew socks with green hills, an orange rising sun, and "I'M A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE" text.
Ray Of Sunshine
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Ray Of Sunshine
$12.00
If your vibe is less "polite hello" and more "I bring my own damn light," these socks are for you. The top half is a vibrant blue, like a perfect clear sky, with a bold orange half-sun rising over green, striped hills below. Radiating yellow lines shoot out from the...
Olive green crew sock with dark dots, featuring a cartoon pickle character and a speech bubble saying 'I'm kind of a big dill !'.
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$7.00
Big Dill
$7.00
Feeling like a big deal today? You should be! These socks are here to make sure everyone knows it. Against a background of olive green, covered in small, darker dots, you'll spot an animated pickle character on the visible side. This cheerful little guy, with his arms out, seems to...
Cream crew socks with green and blue accents.  Features a funny 'fun fact' graphic and a cartoon fly.
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Always Right
$11.00
The socks are a light cream color with solid royal blue cuffs, heels, and toes. A bold lime green section sits above the heel on both sides. On the visible side of one sock, it says "FUN FACT:" above "I'm always right." inside a wavy text bubble. Scattered around are...
Light blue crew socks adorned with a whimsical pattern of various wildflowers in pink, purple, yellow, and blue, along with the text 'Wild Thing'.
Wild Thing
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Wild Thing
$10.00
Imagine a spring day, soaking in the sun in a vibrant field. These light blue socks capture that vibe perfectly. They're scattered with a beautiful array of colorful wildflowers - you'll spot cheerful yellow blooms, delicate white clover-like flowers, spiky blue florets, and bold purple blossoms, all connected by leafy...
A close-up of a blue crew sock adorned with colorful wildflowers and the text 'Wild Thing'.
Wild Thing
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Wild Thing
$11.00
Sometimes you just gotta let loose and go a little wild, and these socks are right there with you. On a deep blue background, visible wildflowers pop with color. You'll spot clusters of bright blue blooms, delicate white flowers, and bold yellow ones, all connected by winding green stems and...
Blue crew socks with a pattern of illustrated bagels, a knife, and the text 'More Schmear Please!'
Schmear
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Schmear
$11.00
This blue crew sock showcases an irresistible array of bagels, some appearing plain, others sprinkled with sesame seeds, and even a few with a bite taken out, showing visible pink filling. Near the cuff, the sock features 'MORE SCHMEAR PLEASE!' in white text. At the very bottom, near the toe,...
Dark navy crew socks with lime green cuffs, orange top, and multicolor stars. Text reads: 'Best Grandpa Ever!'
Best Grandpa Ever
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Best Grandpa Ever
$11.00
Give the main man in your life a little shout-out with these fun socks. They've got a dark charcoal body with a bright orange cuff and a lime green toe. Right there on the calf, you'll spot "Best GRANDPA ever!" in a mix of cool fonts, with 'Best' and 'ever!'...
Dark gray crew socks with a 'Best Grandma Ever!' message, pink and gold hearts, and a bright pink toe and cuff.
Best Grandma Ever
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Best Grandma Ever
$10.00
Give your favorite grandma a sweet surprise with these charming socks. They feature a dark gray background splashed with small, vibrant pink and yellow hearts, adding a playful touch. The top band is a lively lime green, while the heel and toe pop in bright fuchsia pink. Across the foot,...
Pair of cream, green, and blue crew socks.  They feature a comic-style design with speech bubbles saying "I'm always right." and "Also, never wrong."
Always Right
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Always Right
$10.00
Know someone who's always got the right answer? These socks are practically their uniform. They feature a creamy white background with bright royal blue on the cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a zesty lime green stripe across the mid-foot. You'll spot playful blue and green asterisk shapes scattered all over....
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Pair of crew socks; teal, green, and white; features a mountain scene with trees and the phrase 'I want to be where people are not'.
Where People Are Not
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Where People Are Not
$13.00
Sometimes you just need a break from, well, everyone. These socks get it. They've got a bright sky-blue ribbed cuff and upper, featuring the bold white text, "I Want to be WHERE people are NOT". Below that, a serene mountain landscape unfolds with layered green hills and visible white shapes...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Wife
$15.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
Pair of grey crew socks with blue stripes and the text 'Real Men Change Diapers'.
Real Men Change Diapers
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Real Men Change Diapers
$15.00
Sporting a no-nonsense message, these socks come in a solid grey color. The main event is on the upper leg, where bold blue stripes carry white block letters spelling out 'REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS.' Thin white horizontal stripes separate the blue sections, giving it a clean look. The top cuff...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text.  Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
Nature Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Nature Slut
$15.00
Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Is My Therapist
$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
A pair of crew socks showcasing a green pickle design. The pickles have cartoon faces and the text 'I'm kind of a big dill'.
Kind Of A Big Dill
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Kind Of A Big Dill
$15.00
Say hello to the best kind of pickle - the one that makes your feet happy. These lively green socks feature a friendly, wide-eyed pickle face with a bright red mouth and dark brows. You'll also spot the classic pickle texture with those distinct dark green lines and curved shapes....
Pair of cream crew socks with green and teal stripes and a marijuana leaf with 'I Edibles' text.
I (Pot Leaf) Edibles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I (Pot Leaf) Edibles
$15.00
Show off your favorite snack preference with these cream-colored socks. Up top, bold stripes in dark and light green frame the phrase 'I' with a green pot leaf, followed by 'EDIBLES' in a bright, light green. The toe and heel pop with a vibrant lime green, while subtle matching stripes...
Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes.  Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
$15.00
Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$15.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes.  Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
I Heart Smut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Smut
$15.00
Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...