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Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Big Dick Energy
$15.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
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Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$15.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
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Pair of maroon crew socks with teal accents and a retro-style 'Rad Dad' graphic.
Rad Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Rad Dad
$15.00
Celebrate the coolest dads around with our eye-catching Rad Dad socks. These snazzy socks feature bold RAD DAD lettering set against a vibrant red background, guaranteed to add a pop of color and a dash of whimsy to any outfit. Striped with white and teal at the top, they perfectly...
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Pair of men's crew socks in red with an illustrated can of 'Whoop Ass' and tools.  Features orange stripes at the top.
Opening Up A Can
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Opening Up A Can
$16.00
Ready to crack open a fresh can of whoop ass? These red crew socks with bright orange stripes at the top feature a can opener design on the front, prying open a can of Certified 100% Organic Whoop Ass.  Wear these sassy socks the next time you need to...
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Pair of crew socks; one red with white text, one white with red text.  Text includes phrases like 'WAR IS PEACE'.
1984
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
1984
$12.00
Here's an Orwellian nightmare you'll actually enjoy: 1984 novelty socks! These crew socks feature the iconic phrases "WAR IS PEACE" and "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY" on one sock, and "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER" on the other. Wear these socks to show your love of classic literature and your rebellious spirit. They're...
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Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Do Not Disturb
$15.00
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
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Book Slut
Book Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Slut
$15.00
The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
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Pair of red crew socks with brown stripes and the phrase 'Fuck Decaf' in white text.
Fuck Decaf
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck Decaf
$15.00
You know the drill. Skip the sleepy vibes and go straight for the punch with these bold red socks. They feature crisp white lettering that clearly spells out 'FUCK DECAF' across the upper calf, making a loud and proud statement. You'll also spot a few strong brown stripes accenting the...
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Pair of burgundy crew socks with a playful pattern of coral cats and stacks of books.
Cats and Stacks
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
Cats and Stacks
$12.00
Own a pair of Cats and Stacks socks and take your style to graduation day and beyond. These maroon crew socks feature a pattern of orange, cap and gowned cats carrying books. Whether you're a bookworm, a cat person, or just appreciate a good pun, these socks will show off...
Pair of red crew socks with navy blue cuffs.  White text on socks reads 'LIKE A BOSS'.
Like A Boss
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Like A Boss
$14.00
Put that slick suit on while you rock those stunner shades. Let the world know that no matter what you are doing, you handle your business like a boss! This cool pair of red and black crew socks features the phrase "Like a boss" above the ankle. Make that money...
Pair of red crew socks with a white and red 'Not Today Satan' graphic. The socks feature a gradient effect and a black heel.
Not Today Satan
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Not Today Satan
$14.00
Embrace your inner rascal with these Not Today Satan socks. Sporting an air of defiance, they will be your trusty sidekick as you navigate the trials and tribulations of life. With their bold red color and striking black and white lettering, these crew socks will give you a daily boost...
A pair of coral crew socks with a teal cuff. The socks feature a black and white hypnotic bicycle design and the words 'Cycle Therapy' and 'Committed'.
Cycle Therapy
Crew SocksModSocks
$13.00
Cycle Therapy
$13.00
Cycle Therapy crew socks will take you on a thrilling ride thanks to their eye-catching design. Rock these vibrant pink socks adorned with a teal green bicycle and the phrase "Committed...Cycle Therapy." Say aloha to smiles and compliments as you pedal your way through your day, spreading positive vibes on...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with a whimsical illustration of a glass of mulled wine and the text 'I need to mull it over'.
I Need to Mull it Over
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Need to Mull it Over
$14.00
"Raise your spirits with our 'I Need to Mull it Over' maroon crew socks! Sip on the warmth and coziness of a mulled wine design in white, with an orange slice and star anise floating in bliss. For the wine enthusiasts who need a reminder to take a moment and...
Pair of red crew socks with grey cuffs. Features a graphic of glasses and the text 'Talk Nerdy To Me'.
Talk Nerdy To Me
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Talk Nerdy To Me
$14.00
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu Te! If you love yourself acute nerd, these socks are right up your alley. This funny pair of red and gray crew socks feature a pair of nerdy glasses held together with tape with the phrase "Talk nerdy to me"...
Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$15.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
Pair of red crew socks featuring a playful 'unsubscribe from your issues' graphic with 90s-inspired design elements.
Issues
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Issues
$12.00
Show the world your lit sock style with these "Please Unsubscribe Me From Your Issues" crew socks in bright red. Emblazoned with light blue and yellow stars and hearts, these meme worthy socks are sure to spark convos wherever you strut your stuff!
Pair of red crew socks with a repeating 'French Fries' pattern in a retro color gradient.  Features cream and purple stripes at the cuff.
French Fries
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
French Fries
$15.00
Got a love for crispy, golden goodness? Meet your new best foot companion! These bold red socks are here to serve up some serious fry vibes, complete with stacked 'French Fries' lettering to make sure everyone gets the point. Whether you're hitting the town or just lounging at home, these...
Pair of maroon crew socks with red, green, and yellow stripes and 'I heart kimchi' graphic.
I Heart Kimchi
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Kimchi
$15.00
Kimchi, the spicy superstar of fermented foods, has captured hearts and taste buds worldwide. Why not let that love extend to your wardrobe? With our "I Heart Kimchi" socks, you can wear your appreciation for this iconic dish right on your feet. These vibrant gym socks, crafted in the USA,...
Pair of crew socks in red and burgundy. One sock features horizontal stripes, the other displays 'A word after a word after a word is power'.
Margaret Atwood A Word is Power
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
Margaret Atwood A Word is Power
$12.00
Express yourself in a way that says, "I've got literature at my feet!" with Margaret Atwood's A Word is Power Socks ”a tribute to the celebrated author's famous quote. Strut confidently in these red and maroon beauties adorned with an inspiring message: "A word after a word after a word...