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Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
Coffee Makes Me Poop
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop
$15.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Crew socks in grey and pink. One sock shows a woman and cat gossiping; the other shows the cat alone. Text reads 'My cat and I talk shit about you!'
My Cat And I
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
My Cat And I
$11.00
My Cat And I socks: The purrfect accessory for cat lovers! These gray crew socks with pink toes and heels feature a sassy cartoon of a woman and her cat gossiping. The tongue-in-cheek saying "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You!" is sure to get a chuckle from anyone...
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Pair of crew socks in navy blue and beige, featuring a fishing-themed design with fishing rods, hooks, and lures, and the text 'hooked on you'.
Hooked On You
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hooked On You
$14.00
Show your love for fishing with these fun and quirky "Hooked On You" socks! Whether you're reeling in the big one or just casting a line, these dark blue crew socks are sure to make a splash. The playful pattern features fish hooks, fishing lines, and lures, while the embroidered...
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Pair of dark green knee-high socks with a colorful stack of books and the text 'Booked for the Weekend'. Blue accents at the cuffs.
Booked for the Weekend
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00
Booked for the Weekend
$17.00
If books are your happy place and you love to get lost in a good story, these 'Booked for the Weekend' knee-high socks will speak to your inner literary lover. With a fun pattern of colorful books and a stack of books design, you'll be ready for your next reading...
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A pair of black crew socks with a fun design. Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
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Crew socks in black with yellow and red stripes. A gray cat shooting lasers from its eyes is featured, along with the words 'Secret Powers'.
Secret Powers
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Secret Powers
$16.00
Unleash your secret powers with these extraordinary socks! Picture this: a black canvas graced with a determined grey cat sporting a majestic red cape. As its piercing eyes shoot a rainbow laser beam, you'll feel invincible! The words "Secret Powers" emblazoned in bold yellow and red above the cat serve...
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with a camping scene, orange tents, green trees, and stars at night. Text reads 'Out of Office'.
Out Of Office
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Out Of Office
$8.00
These Out Of Office socks are the perfect way to show your love of camping! With a dark blue base, black toe and heel, and red and orange graphics, these socks will make you feel like you're roughing it in the wilderness even when you're just lounging at home. Plus,...
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Pair of crew socks; navy blue with white great white sharks and red 'You're Great' text.
You're Great
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Great
$14.00
You're Great socks perfectly balance sophistication and fun! These deep-sea blue socks have a pattern of sharks and the text You're Great. These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit, from casual to formal. Each step you take will make a big splash! They're also a great way to show...
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Pair of crew socks in dark blue with teal, yellow, and green designs of planets, stars, an alien, and the text 'We Are Not Alone!'
Space Alone
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Space Alone
$11.00
Unleash your inner cosmic adventurer with these Space Alone socks! Trek boldly into uncharted territories as you flaunt these stellar socks emblazoned with "We Are Not Alone" amidst planets, stars, and extraterrestrial beings. These crew socks are perfect for men who want to add a touch of intergalactic wonder to...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow-colored 'Bookworm' text and purple and blue stripes at the cuff.
Bookworm
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bookworm
$15.00
These 'Bookworm Crew' socks proudly display a repeating pattern of the word 'BOOKWORM' in colorful rainbow letters. Who needs a library card when you can just stick your feet out and let the letters do the talking? And don't forget, they'll match all your favorite literary outfits. No more getting...
Pair of women's crew socks. Green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats and scarves. Red and black accents.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bah
$10.00
Step into the holiday season with a wink! These green crew socks for women feature an assembly of white sheep, each stylishly sporting a red Santa hat, and make a playful jab at festive norms with "Baaa...Humbug!" stitched boldly across them. With red cuffs, black heels, and toes, these socks...
Charcoal gray crew socks with pink and white stripes and the phrase 'FUCK CANCER' in white lettering. Pink accents at the heel and toe.
Fuck Cancer
Crew SocksFunatic
$16.00
Fuck Cancer
$16.00
These gray unisex crew socks feature the bold pink words '{FUCK CANCER}' stretching along the leg from cuff to toe with a hot pink heel and toe. These socks are made for a man or a woman and remind us that even in the smallest of warriors, strength and resilience...
Pair of women's crew socks in pink and light blue; popcorn pattern and 'Ready to Pop' text.
Ready to Pop
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Ready to Pop
$8.00
These "Ready to POP" socks are bursting with fun! Show off your popcorn pride with these bold pink women's crew socks. Corn-y jokes optional.
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and star pattern and the text 'Let It Snow!' in yellow, blue, and white.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Let It Snow
$10.00
Let It Snow...Somewhere Else. Embrace the winter blues with these icy blue crew socks adorned with snowflakes and the phrase "Let it Snow!" in golden script. But wait, there's a twist! Below, you'll find the hilarious addition "Somewhere Else." Perfect for those who love the holiday spirit but prefer to...
Pair of cream crew socks with burgundy and orange stripes and the phrase 'See You In Hell' in burgundy lettering.
See You in Hell
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
See You in Hell
$15.00
Unleash your defiant side with 'See You in Hell' socks! Perfect for days when you're feeling a touch rebellious or just want to add a spicy footnote to your outfit. Whether you're striding into a boardroom or sprinting around town, these socks speak volumes without saying a word. Why wait...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic. Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Pickles
$15.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Crew socks in light blue featuring roller-skating sloths and the phrase 'Comin' In Hot.' Orange accents on the heel and toe.
Coming In Hot
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Coming In Hot
$12.00
Ditch the rush, embrace the sloth! Our latest pair of blue crew socks are perfect for those who like their style served with a side of cheek. Featuring a rollerskating sloth (yes, you heard right) sporting a snazzy headband, these socks are all about making slow look cool. Adorned with...
Gray crew socks with a blue and red bowling-themed logo and repeated bowling pin design.
Bowling Legend
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bowling Legend
$11.00
Roll a strike with these legendary bowling socks! Perfect for the bowling enthusiast in your life, these grey crew socks have a fun pattern of bowling pins with red and blue accents. Impress your friends at the next bowling night or just relax in style at home. Whether you're a...
Pink crew socks featuring various pink and brown desserts like ice cream, cookies, and donuts, and the phrase 'Treat Yo Self'.
Treat Yo Self
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Treat Yo Self
$10.00
TREAT YO SELF to a sugary sweet style infusion with our Treat Yo Self socks! Showcasing desserts of all shapes and sizes in vibrant pink against classic black, these crew socks are the perfect treat for any sweet tooth. Whether rocking them with sneakers, loafers, or heels, you'll be walking...
Pair of crew socks in navy blue with cream and rainbow designs. Features 'Be Nice' text and colorful checkered cuffs.
Be Nice
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Be Nice
$8.00
Slip on Be Nice socks and spread some joy with every step. These dark blue crew socks for women flaunt a simple yet powerful rainbow-hued message that will brighten anyone's day. The socks are a reminder to everyone to be kind, to ourselves and to each other. Whether you rock...
Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bird Nerd
$15.00
Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$15.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design. The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
Employee Of The Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Employee Of The Year
$15.00
Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck
$15.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design. Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
I Heart Bagels
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Bagels
$15.00
Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with Pete the Cat reading a book, yellow sunflowers, and colorful accents.
Pete the Cat: Books Are Groovy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$12.50
Pete the Cat: Books Are Groovy
$12.50
Ever notice how books have the power to whisk you away on an adventure? Well, Pete the Cat is here to remind you that stories are as groovy as your favorite tunes. Slip these on and let your feet do the talking with every step you take.
A pair of women's dark green turn-cuff socks. The socks are adorned with illustrations of black cats reading books, stacked books, and mugs. Text reads 'I love cats & books'.
I Love Cats & Books Turn Cuff
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$12.00
I Love Cats & Books Turn Cuff
$12.00
Who said you can't have your favorite feline friend and a great book with you all the time? These socks celebrate the perfect pairing of cats and literature, combining comfort and whimsy for those who cherish both. Slip them on, and enjoy the delightful companionship of cozy tales and purring...
Crew socks in light blue and teal, featuring a repeating pattern of pixelated brains on fire with a banner reading 'Overthinker'.
Overthinker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Overthinker
$12.00
Ever feel like your brain is constantly on overdrive? These Overthinker socks capture that exact feeling with a playful twist. Featuring a vibrant pink brain ablaze and the word "Overthinker" emblazoned on a banner, these blue socks perfectly illustrate the mental marathon that never seems to end. Perfect for those...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue and orange stripes. Text reads 'Darn It All To Heck'.
Darn It All To Heck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Darn It All To Heck
$15.00
Tired of bland socks? Say hello to the 'Darn It All To Heck' socks, a delightful twist on everyday footwear with a cheeky phrase that packs a punch! Clad in crisp white with bold blue and orange letters, these socks are perfect for those days when you want to silently...
Dark navy crew socks with an outdoor mountain landscape scene, pine trees, and 'Enjoy The View' text. Rust orange toe and heel.
Enjoy The View
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Enjoy The View
$26.00
Forget boring socks. This pair brings the great outdoors right to your feet. On the calf, there's a cool mountain landscape with tall pine trees in the foreground, set against a range of brown-orange mountains. A light blue sky with a subtle sun peeks out from the upper right, while...
Crew sock with a dark green base featuring a pattern of red spotted and yellow cap mushrooms. Burgundy toe, olive green heel.
Forage The Forest
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Forage The Forest
$26.00
These socks are for wandering through the woods, or at least looking like you do. They've got a cool, deep forest green background, covered in a mix of colorful mushrooms. You'll spot some with bright red caps and white spots, along with others featuring a mellow yellow-tan cap. Each one...
Crew sock with "Stay Wild" text, green and orange leaves, yellow flowers on a cream background. Teal cuff, heel, toe. Green/brown stripes.
Stay Wild
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Stay Wild
$26.00
Kick off your shoes and let your feet breathe with these 'Stay Wild' socks. They feature a cozy dark teal ribbed cuff and a cream-colored upper leg. You'll spot the black script 'Stay Wild' text, surrounded by a lively mix of green leaves, rusty orange-brown leaves, and bright yellow flowers....
Dark green crew sock with a scenic mountain view, pine trees, blue sky, orange sun, and 'ENJOY THE VIEW' text.
Enjoy The View
Crew SocksSocksmith
$26.00
Enjoy The View
$26.00
When you're longing for some fresh air, these socks bring that serene outdoor vibe right to your feet. The upper design paints a peaceful mountain landscape with dark green pine trees and rolling green hills under a light blue sky with an orange sun. A small figure, visible on one...
Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
Freak
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Freak
$15.00
Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
Average Dick Energy
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Average Dick Energy
$15.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
Feral
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Feral
$15.00
Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$15.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$15.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
DILF
$15.00
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
Pair of grey-blue crew socks with white "BADASS GRANDPA" text, yellow cuffs, orange heels & toes, and a grey logo.
Badass Grandpa
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandpa
$15.00
Know a grandpa who's more about tearing up the dance floor than sitting in a rocking chair? These socks are his vibe. They're a cool grey-blue, sporting bright orange on the heels and toes. The cuff up top is a bold yellow, detailed with thin black and orange stripes. Right...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Exhausted American
$15.00
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Easily Distracted By Books' in green text, horizontal brown, blue, and green stripes.
Easily Distracted By Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Books
$15.00
Anyone who knows you, knows you're probably already halfway through another chapter. These cream-colored socks get it. They've got "EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOKS" spelled out on the shin in a cool olive green, letting everyone know where your mind usually is. Up top, there are crisp horizontal stripes in brown,...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with "BADASS GRANDMA" in white, hot pink toes, and horizontal pink and blue stripes on the cuff.
Badass Grandma
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandma
$15.00
Let's get straight to it: some grandmas are just different. These socks, primarily a deep burgundy, proudly declare "BADASS GRANDMA" across the top in crisp white lettering. Just above and below the text, you'll find a cool stripe pattern, alternating between bold hot pink and a lighter blue, wrapping around...