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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$15.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Crew socks in blue and mustard yellow. Design includes a mountain scene, trees, and the words 'Take a Hike'.
Take A Hike
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Take A Hike
$11.00
Take A Hike Novelty Socks: Unleash your inner adventurer with these 'Take A Hike' socks! Featuring a rugged landscape, signpost, and pine tree, these socks will transport you to the great outdoors. Whether you're conquering mountains or taking a leisurely stroll, these socks will remind you to embrace nature's beauty,...
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
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Pair of crew socks in teal and dark gray. Design features a stack of books, wine glasses, and the text 'My Book Club Reads Between the Wines!'
My Book Club Reads Between The Wines!
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
My Book Club Reads Between The Wines!
$10.00
My Book Club Reads Between The Wines socks are the perfect gift for any book lover who enjoys a glass of wine. These cozy crew socks feature a fun and festive design with a stack of books, a glass of red wine, and the words "My Book Club Reads Between...
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A pair of crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. The socks feature a repeating pattern of books on shelves and the text 'So many books, so little time'.
Time For A Good Book
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Time For A Good Book
$12.00
Looking for a literary escape? Put your feet up and crack open a good book with these cozy crew socks. Featuring a whimsical bookshelf design, these socks will make you want to curl up in a comfy chair and get lost in a world of words. With their playful "So...
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Pair of gray crew socks with a robot control panel design, atom graphic, and the phrase 'Genius at Work'. Features pops of orange, teal, and yellow.
Genius at Work
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Genius at Work
$16.00
Kick your feet into gear with the hilarious 'Genius at Work' socks, designed for the mechanical masterminds! These socks in gray boast a playful pattern of gears, cogs, and various mechanical elements. Gear up for grins with the 'Genius at Work' proclamation displayed on the left sock. Bust out these...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text. Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee. Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Bearly Awake
$16.00
Bearly Awake Socks: Wake up and smell the coffee with these dark teal, crew-length socks for men featuring a cartoon bear sipping coffee and the words "Bearly Awake."
Dark grey crew socks with a teal caduceus and the text 'Trust me, I'm a doctor'. Teal accents on the cuff and toe.
Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Doctor
$11.00
Doctor Socks, pair of black crew socks with turquoise toes, heels, caduceus symbol, and text 'Trust me I'm a Doctor.' These socks are perfect for medical professionals wanting to add a bit of humor to their scrubs or give as a gift to your favorite doctor, nurse, or medical student.
Crew socks in dark grey and teal. The socks have a design of medical tools (syringes, pills) and the phrase 'I Call the Shots!'
I Call the Shots
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
I Call the Shots
$11.00
When you wear these "I Call the Shots" nurse socks, you'll feel like a superhero in scrubs! The black socks have green toes and heels, plus white text that says "I CALL THE SHOTS!" The medical symbols on the socks, like pills, syringes, stethoscopes, and thermometers, add a fun and...
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
Cream crew socks with green cuffs. Design includes birds, binoculars, and feathers. Text reads 'Bird Nerd'.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bird Nerd
$10.00
These Bird Nerd socks are perfect for any bird enthusiast. Featuring a white base with a green cuff and heel, these socks have a vibrant pattern of blue and green feathers and binoculars, along with the words "Bird Nerd" written on the front. Whether you're a casual birdwatcher or an...
A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
Cool cats in shades to turn heads and make paws. These blue crew socks feature a pattern of cartoon cats rocking sunglasses and the words 'Cool Cat' in a repeating pattern. Perfect for cat-loving ladies looking to add some fun and whimsy to their sock drawer!
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
Peep these cool cat socks! They're blue with a pattern of cartoon cats wearing sunglasses on them, just like a retro meme. Throw on a pair of these crew socks with "CAT" written on the left sock and "COOL" written on the right sock and channel your inner 90s kid....
Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue. Chessboard pattern features black and white chess pieces. Text on the socks reads 'Your Move'.
Chess
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Chess
$11.00
Calling all chess enthusiasts! Get ready to make your next move in style with these "Your Move" chess-themed socks. Featuring a playful pattern of black and white checkered squares, adorned with iconic chess pieces like pawns, rooks, bishops, knights, queens, and kings, these socks are sure to add a touch...
Crew socks in mustard yellow, teal, and navy blue. Design features a nature scene with trees and a 'Take a Hike' sign.
Take A Hike
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Take A Hike
$10.00
Outdoor enthusiasts will "hike" for these vibrant blue crew socks with a fun hiking trail design complete with a bright yellow sign that says "Trail." The soles say "Take A Hike" in cheerful brown letters and the heels, toes, and tops are trimmed in the same brown for a touch...
A pair of crew socks with a bacon pattern. The socks are mainly dark brown with red and tan stripes and text that says 'More Bacon'.
More Bacon
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
More Bacon
$11.00
Who needs boring black socks when you can slide into these bacon striped crew socks? We've got you covered (pun intended) from your toes to your calves with this irresistible and tasteful attire. Better yet, while we can't guarantee that wearing these will get you more bacon, you can enjoy...
Crew socks in green with brown accents. Features a cartoon squirrel, acorns, and the text 'My Yard My Rules My Nuts!'
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts!
$11.00
My Yard My Rules My Nuts! Socks: Step into a world of backyard hilarity with our My Yard My Rules My Nuts! socks. Featuring a squirrel standing tall on a branch, these socks boldly declares "My Yard, My Rules, My Nuts!" with a mischievous grin. With brown toes, heels, and...
Pair of women's crew socks. Green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats and scarves. Red and black accents.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bah
$10.00
Step into the holiday season with a wink! These green crew socks for women feature an assembly of white sheep, each stylishly sporting a red Santa hat, and make a playful jab at festive norms with "Baaa...Humbug!" stitched boldly across them. With red cuffs, black heels, and toes, these socks...
Pair of teal crew socks with a red cuff, featuring a ramen noodle bowl design. Chopsticks and noodle details add to the vibrant, fun look.
Ramen
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Ramen
$11.00
Blue ramen socks for men, featuring a pattern of black bowls filled with yellow noodles, green onions, and a red egg. The socks have a red toe and heel with yellow and green geometric shapes. Show your love for the best comfort food ever, or just show off some fun...
A pair of crew socks in blue, orange, and green. The socks are decorated with a pattern of roosters, hens, and chicks.
Rooster
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Rooster
$11.00
Walk the walk and talk the cluck in these funky Rooster socks. Guaranteed to make your feet the center of attention, these socks strut their stuff with a vibrant blue backdrop and cartoon chooks that are sure to raise a few feathers. Plus, with the playful "FEELIN' COCKY" message emblazoned...
Teal crew socks with a coffee cup and coffee bean design. The text 'Life Happens, Coffee Helps' is featured on the sock.
Life Happens Coffee Helps
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Life Happens Coffee Helps
$10.00
Life happens, Coffee helps! And when life gives you lemons, wear these fun blue crew socks featuring a white coffee cup with brown coffee beans. You got this!
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and star pattern and the text 'Let It Snow!' in yellow, blue, and white.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Let It Snow
$10.00
Let It Snow...Somewhere Else. Embrace the winter blues with these icy blue crew socks adorned with snowflakes and the phrase "Let it Snow!" in golden script. But wait, there's a twist! Below, you'll find the hilarious addition "Somewhere Else." Perfect for those who love the holiday spirit but prefer to...
Pair of white ankle socks adorned with colorful tennis ball graphics and the phrase 'Tennis Takes Balls' at the top.
Tennis Takes Balls
Ankle SocksK Bell
$8.00
Tennis Takes Balls
$8.00
Get ready to serve up some serious style with our "Tennis Takes Balls" socks! Perfect for the tennis-loving gal who knows her way around a racket and isn't afraid to show it. Decked out in a kaleidoscope of tennis balls, these ankle-huggers sport the playful motto "Tennis Takes Balls" –...
Pair of dark-grey crew socks with a tan heel and toe. Features a beer mug graphic with the text 'I Drink & Know Things' and a repeating bottle design.
I Drink & Know Things
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
I Drink & Know Things
$14.00
Put a drink in your hand and suddenly, your a contestant on Jeopardy! Who cares if your friends don't understand what you're saying through your slurred speach - you know you're right...at least in this moment you think you do. This pair of funny socks will have your friends ordering...
A navy blue crew sock features a cute orange cat reading a blue book. The text 'Go away! I'm reading!' is on the sock. The brand 'A Tail of Two Kitties' is on the bottom.
Reading Kitty
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Reading Kitty
$10.00
Embrace inner wisdom and quench your thirst for knowledge! Wander like a book-loving cat in cute blue 'Reading Kitty' crew socks for women. Don't let anyone disturb your reading time, declare 'Go away! I'm reading!' It's a 'tail' of two kitties and a stack of books sure to inspire your...
Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the word 'BITCH' in black.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bitch
$15.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
Pair of black knee-high socks with a goat graphic, yellow stars, and 'G.O.A.T.' text. Gray cuff.
Goat
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Goat
$12.00
Feel like the GOAT while putting on these stylish, bold, and resilient socks that feature the word 'GOAT', a goat's head, and a starburst pattern. The words 'Greatest of All Time' are displayed vertically on the side of each sock, making it very clear that these are not your average...
Crew socks in dark gray with a light purple caduceus and the text 'Trust Me I'm A Doctor.' The toe and cuff are light blue.
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Trust Me I'm A Doctor
$10.00
In a world plagued by skepticism, Trust Me I'm A Doctor socks serve as the antidote. The gray backdrop adorned with a caduceus in blue will have you channeling your inner doctor, while the words "Trust Me...I'm A Doctor" add a healthy dose of humor to your ensemble. Slip into...
Pair of women's crew socks; light grey with a sassy cartoon woman graphic, 'Crazy Bitch' text, and red broken heart accents.
Crazy Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Crazy Bitch
$12.00
Meet our Crazy Bitch Crew Socks, the perfect pick-me-up for your wardrobe and your mood. These gray socks feature a pattern of red broken hearts and the words "crazy" and "bitch" in white. On each sock is a sassy lady with brown hair and red lips. They're sure to add...
Pair of crew socks in teal and green. Feature a graphic of a person reading on a bench with the text: 'Fuck Off I'm Reading'.
I'm Reading
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
I'm Reading
$12.00
Grab a pair of these 'I'm Reading' book-loving socks and put your feet up with a good book! These green and blue socks are covered in the words 'F--k off...I'm Reading' and feature a person engrossed in a book. So next time someone tries to bother you while you're lost...
A pair of white crew socks with a 'Birthday Bitch!' slogan and colorful balloon illustrations. Stars, hearts, and round balloons in pink, blue, yellow, and green.
Birthday Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Birthday Bitch
$12.00
Feeling frisky on your birthday? Let these socks do the talking. Adorned with bright balloons, stars and hearts, and the words "Happy Birthday Bitch!", these crew socks will make a statement. Wear them proudly and let the world know it's your special day. Hey Google, play "B*tch Better Have My...
Pair of crew socks in black and red, or cream and green, with a repeating 'Merry Christmas' and holly pattern.
Merry Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Merry Christmas
$10.00
Jingle all the way in these festive Christmas socks! With a holly jolly red and green pattern and script lettering that spells out "Merry Christmas," these women's crew socks are the perfect way to spread holiday cheer wherever you go. Fun fact: A poinsettia's red and green hues are said...
Six ankle socks in a 6-pack. Each sock has a different motivational message and a contrasting colored cuff. Colors include gray, black, pink, orange, yellow, and teal.
Get Motivated 6 Pack
Ankle SocksK Bell
$12.00
Get Motivated 6 Pack
$12.00
Need a little extra motivation? This six-pack of ankle socks features a different inspirational message on each one. The visible socks shown are in various shades of gray, black, and some brighter colors for the cuffs and lettering. The text is bold and upbeat. Think of them as tiny cheerleaders...
A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
Grey crew socks with a firefighter motif: crossed axes, a helmet, and flames. Black cuff and toe. 'First In, Last Out' text.
First In, Last Out
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
First In, Last Out
$12.00
When it comes to firefighting, "First In, Last Out" isn't just a motto, it's a way of life. These grey socks with black trim and a firefighter's crossed axe graphic proudly display the words "First In Last Out," complete with a fiery orange and yellow flame graphic. Whether you're battling...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Book Slut
Book Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Slut
$15.00
The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
Favorite Brother
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Brother
$15.00
Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
Green crew socks with a Krampus design, candy canes, and Christmas trees. Features black and red accents.
Krampus Believes in You
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Krampus Believes in You
$16.00
Krampus, the mischievous counterpart to jolly St. Nick, makes a bold statement on these festive socks. Perfect for those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of delightful mischief. With a nod to folklore and a sprinkle of humor, these socks capture the spirit of Christmas in a way...
Dark navy crew socks with lime green cuffs, orange top, and multicolor stars. Text reads: 'Best Grandpa Ever!'
Best Grandpa Ever
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Best Grandpa Ever
$11.00
Give the main man in your life a little shout-out with these fun socks. They've got a dark charcoal body with a bright orange cuff and a lime green toe. Right there on the calf, you'll spot "Best GRANDPA ever!" in a mix of cool fonts, with 'Best' and 'ever!'...
Blue crew socks with a pattern of illustrated bagels, a knife, and the text 'More Schmear Please!'
Schmear
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Schmear
$11.00
This blue crew sock showcases an irresistible array of bagels, some appearing plain, others sprinkled with sesame seeds, and even a few with a bite taken out, showing visible pink filling. Near the cuff, the sock features 'MORE SCHMEAR PLEASE!' in white text. At the very bottom, near the toe,...
Cream crew socks with a green cuff. Red and green holly and 'Merry Christmas' text are printed all over.
Merry Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Merry Christmas
$12.00
Get ready to jingle all the way in style with these merry Christmas socks! The green and white socks showcase a pattern of holly leaves and berries that'll make you feel the holiday cheer with each step. Perfect for spreading holiday cheer or to give your work buddies a festive...
Pair of crew socks in black with a red cuff. The socks have a pattern of 'Merry Christmas' text and holly sprigs in green and red.
Merry Christmas
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Merry Christmas
$12.00
Calling all Christmas lovers and sock enthusiasts! Jingle all the way to the North Pole in these festive black, red, and gold novelty socks that will sleigh your holiday style. With a pattern of holly leaves, berries, and the word "Christmas" written in shimmering gold, they'll add a touch of...