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Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
Coffee Makes Me Poop
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop
$15.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Crew socks in grey and pink. One sock shows a woman and cat gossiping; the other shows the cat alone. Text reads 'My cat and I talk shit about you!'
My Cat And I
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
My Cat And I
$11.00
My Cat And I socks: The purrfect accessory for cat lovers! These gray crew socks with pink toes and heels feature a sassy cartoon of a woman and her cat gossiping. The tongue-in-cheek saying "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You!" is sure to get a chuckle from anyone...
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A pair of grey crew socks with a cute cat knitting a ball of yarn. The socks feature pink and blue knit accents and the phrase 'Knit Happens'.
Knit Happens
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Knit Happens
$8.00
These gray socks with a vibrant pattern of multicolored yarn balls and cats prove that knit happens! The pink text on the socks reads "Knit Happens" which is sure to grab attention and a few chuckles. Bonus: These crew socks for women are as resilient as the cats on them!...
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Pair of women's crew socks in teal, featuring a pattern of grey cats in bright pink and neon yellow Jazzercise outfits. Musical notes are scattered throughout.
Jazzercise Cats
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Jazzercise Cats
$12.00
Unleash your inner feline aerobics queen with these Jazzercise Cats socks! Picture this: a crew of cartoon cats rocking leg warmers and busting a groove amidst musical notes. The bright yellow toe and heel, paired with the vibrant blue cuff and cuff, will make your feet the center of attention....
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Pair of grey crew socks with a festive design. Features champagne glasses wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers, along with candy canes and holly.
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer
$13.00
When you're on first base, nobody throws you a curveball, so get on your Santa hat and put some sparklers in your sequined champagne glass, because it's Christmas Eve and you're feeling so festive in your new Prosec-ho-ho-ho! Shimmer socks. You'll be singing "Let It Snow" while you're throwing those...
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A pair of black crew socks with a fun design. Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
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Pair of red crew socks with a white and black '100% THAT BITCH' band. Features grey and black accents at the cuffs.
100% That Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
100% That Bitch
$15.00
Unleash Your Inner Sass with the "100% That Bitch" Socks: Put on your sass pants and step into the spotlight with our "100% That Bitch" socks. These vibrant red socks are emblazoned with a bold statement in black and yellow, leaving no doubt about your fierce attitude. "100% That Bitch"...
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Pair of navy blue crew socks with a camping scene, orange tents, green trees, and stars at night. Text reads 'Out of Office'.
Out Of Office
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Out Of Office
$8.00
These Out Of Office socks are the perfect way to show your love of camping! With a dark blue base, black toe and heel, and red and orange graphics, these socks will make you feel like you're roughing it in the wilderness even when you're just lounging at home. Plus,...
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Pair of crew socks; navy blue with white great white sharks and red 'You're Great' text.
You're Great
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
You're Great
$14.00
You're Great socks perfectly balance sophistication and fun! These deep-sea blue socks have a pattern of sharks and the text You're Great. These socks will go swimmingly with any outfit, from casual to formal. Each step you take will make a big splash! They're also a great way to show...
Pair of crew socks; green background, brown poop emojis wearing Santa hats; red cuffs.
Jolly Poo
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Jolly Poo
$14.00
Deck the halls with socks full of cheer! Jolly Poo socks are the perfect way to spread festive cheer and laughter this Christmas. Featuring a jolly pattern of brown cartoonish poop wearing red Santa hats and white ball on the end, these socks will add a touch of whimsy and...
Pair of cream crew socks with blue, red, and purple stripes and the text 'Ready to Party, I Already Took My Nap'.
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
$15.00
Get ready to party in these high energy socks that do all the talking so you don't have to! With their electric blue and red stripes and bold "Ready to Party I Already Took My Nap" message, you'll be the life of any shindig. Plus, these socks are just as...
A pair of grey crew socks with thin navy stripes and a pink teacup graphic that says 'Calm the Hell Down'.
Calm The Hell Down
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Calm The Hell Down
$8.00
Calling all tea lovers and sassy queens! Slip into a pair of "Calm The Hell Down" socks and let the world know how you really feel. Featuring a gray background, vibrant pink teacups, and alternating pink and blue "Calm The Hell Down" text, these crew socks are the perfect blend...
A pair of black crew socks with a whimsical Christmas design. Features light blue Yetis in Santa hats, green Christmas trees, and candy canes.
Is It Christmas Yeti?
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Is It Christmas Yeti?
$14.00
Is it Christmas Yeti? You decide while wearing these fun and festive crew socks that feature cartoon yetis sporting red Santa hats and carrying candy canes. Other holiday motifs include Christmas trees and snowflakes. Just try not to get snow in your boots!
Pair of women's crew socks. Green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats and scarves. Red and black accents.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bah
$10.00
Step into the holiday season with a wink! These green crew socks for women feature an assembly of white sheep, each stylishly sporting a red Santa hat, and make a playful jab at festive norms with "Baaa...Humbug!" stitched boldly across them. With red cuffs, black heels, and toes, these socks...
Pair of women's crew socks in pink and light blue; popcorn pattern and 'Ready to Pop' text.
Ready to Pop
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Ready to Pop
$8.00
These "Ready to POP" socks are bursting with fun! Show off your popcorn pride with these bold pink women's crew socks. Corn-y jokes optional.
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and star pattern and the text 'Let It Snow!' in yellow, blue, and white.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Let It Snow
$10.00
Let It Snow...Somewhere Else. Embrace the winter blues with these icy blue crew socks adorned with snowflakes and the phrase "Let it Snow!" in golden script. But wait, there's a twist! Below, you'll find the hilarious addition "Somewhere Else." Perfect for those who love the holiday spirit but prefer to...
Pair of crew socks in grey with a repeating pattern of corgis skateboarding. The corgis wear sunglasses and the socks have navy blue cuffs.
Skateboarding Corgi
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Skateboarding Corgi
$14.00
Skateboarding corgis? Say no more. Unleash your inner skater boy with these cotton-blend crew socks in gray. Watch the corgis rock sunglasses and red skateboards. They're the perfect conversation starter! FYI, the toes and heels are blue. Woof!
Crew socks in light blue featuring roller-skating sloths and the phrase 'Comin' In Hot.' Orange accents on the heel and toe.
Coming In Hot
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Coming In Hot
$12.00
Ditch the rush, embrace the sloth! Our latest pair of blue crew socks are perfect for those who like their style served with a side of cheek. Featuring a rollerskating sloth (yes, you heard right) sporting a snazzy headband, these socks are all about making slow look cool. Adorned with...
Pair of red crew socks with a bold 'Go Fuck Your Selfie' message in white and blue. Features blue and white stripes.
Go Fuck Your Selfie
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Go Fuck Your Selfie
$15.00
Dress your feet in rebellion with these bold red socks, featuring crisp white accents that stand out like a loud whisper. Across the leg, they sport a daring message: "Go fuck your selfie"—because sometimes, the best statements are made below the knee. Perfect for those days when you want your...
Pair of crew socks with navy blue background, red and green gnomes, and 'Ho Ho Ho' text.
Ho Ho Homies
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Ho Ho Homies
$14.00
Hey, you gnome-sayin' folks! Get the holiday spirit with our Ho Ho Homies socks. These blue crew socks feature a hilarious pattern of cartoon gnomes with red and green Santa hats. Perfect for the Christmas enthusiast who wants to spread joy or anyone who loves a good pun. It's about...
Knee-high socks in green and light green featuring a cartoon bear wearing sunglasses in a forest scene. The words 'That's Shady' are on the sock.
That's Shady
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00
That's Shady
$17.00
That's Shady knee-high socks are the coolest shades in the forest. Forget those grizzly old bear puns, these shades sporting bears are the epitome of chill. Snuggle up with a good book and some cocoa or strut your stuff at the next camping trip. No matter how you wear them,...
Crew socks in olive green with acorns and a squirrel design. The text 'Let's Get Nuts' is featured on the sock.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Let's Get Nuts
$16.00
These Let's Get Nuts socks say "I'm nuts about socks" without you having to say a word. Each pair of socks features a lively design of a squirrel holding an acorn on one sock and a pattern of acorns on the other. Perfect for people who are nuts about squirrels,...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with orange, red, yellow, and green stripes and the text 'Employee of the Year'.
Employee Of The Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Employee Of The Year
$15.00
Bold and bright, these off-white crew socks celebrate your grind. They sport a clear "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" graphic, knitted right into the fabric in vibrant orange lettering. The top features a ribbed cuff with thin horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, and blue. Just below, wider bands of red, orange,...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with bold black stripes and the word 'F*CK' printed across the stripes.
Fuck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Fuck
$15.00
Some days, a quiet protest is best handled by your feet. These socks deliver that message with zero fuss. They're a crisp off-white or cream color, featuring bold black bands around the ankle. On these bands, the word "FUCK" is prominently shown in white letters. Thinner black stripes run just...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design. Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
I Heart Bagels
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Bagels
$15.00
Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
Black crew sock with repeating yellow thumbs up pattern. Bright pink visible on the heel and toe.
Thumbs Up
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Thumbs Up
$8.00
Give your feet something to cheer about with these Thumbs Up socks. They feature a repeating pattern of bright yellow thumbs up symbols against a classic black background. For an extra flash of color, you'll find a punchy hot pink on the heel and toe. These socks are a simple,...
Crew sock, light brown with repeating pattern of white and black panda faces wearing red-rimmed glasses or sunglasses.
Smart Panda
Crew SocksHot Sox
$8.00
Smart Panda
$8.00
Who knew pandas could be so stylish? These socks feature a bunch of chill panda faces hanging out on a comfy tan background. Each panda has those signature black ears and eye patches. A bunch of them are rocking red-framed glasses, giving off serious studious vibes, while others are lounging...
Pair of women's crew socks. Dark blue with white text reading 'Don't be a Salty Bitch', yellow girl illustration under an umbrella, and white polka dots. Yellow cuffs.
Salty Bitch
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Salty Bitch
$12.00
Sometimes you just need to get your feelings out, and these socks do it for you. They’re a deep navy blue, with a white cuff and a bold yellow heel and toe. Each sock features a cartoon-style person with short blonde hair, wearing a yellow dress and holding a blue...
Crew socks in navy blue featuring a repeating pattern of chickens with pink umbrellas and red boots in the rain.
Chicken Little
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Chicken Little
$13.00
When the weather's clucking mad, these whimsical socks bring a splash of humor and style to your rainy day wardrobe. With charming white chickens donning pink umbrellas and yellow rainboots, you'll be ready to waddle through any downpour with flair.
Crew socks in light blue and teal, featuring a repeating pattern of pixelated brains on fire with a banner reading 'Overthinker'.
Overthinker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Overthinker
$12.00
Ever feel like your brain is constantly on overdrive? These Overthinker socks capture that exact feeling with a playful twist. Featuring a vibrant pink brain ablaze and the word "Overthinker" emblazoned on a banner, these blue socks perfectly illustrate the mental marathon that never seems to end. Perfect for those...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue and orange stripes. Text reads 'Darn It All To Heck'.
Darn It All To Heck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Darn It All To Heck
$15.00
Tired of bland socks? Say hello to the 'Darn It All To Heck' socks, a delightful twist on everyday footwear with a cheeky phrase that packs a punch! Clad in crisp white with bold blue and orange letters, these socks are perfect for those days when you want to silently...
Pair of crew socks in olive green with a silver fork wrapped in yellow spaghetti; navy blue heels and toes.
Mom's Spaghetti
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Mom's Spaghetti
$14.00
Remember that feeling when Mom brought out the big pot of spaghetti? These socks bottle up that comfort and serve it right to your feet. They're a cozy olive green, serving as the perfect backdrop for a super cool, detailed silver fork. And yep, it's absolutely twirled with bright yellow...
Crew socks in green with red cuffs, featuring skeletons tangled in colorful Christmas lights. Glows in the dark!
Eating Light This Holiday
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$13.00
Eating Light This Holiday
$13.00
They say laughter is the best shock absorber, and these electrifying cat socks are here to prove just that. With a playful design featuring a skeleton and Christmas lights, these socks are the perfect blend of humor and holiday spirit. And rest assured, the cat involved is perfectly safe and...
Black knee-high sock with a repeating pattern of green cocktail olives with red pimentos on skewers and white starbursts.
Cocktail Olives
Knee High SocksSocksmith
$15.00
Cocktail Olives
$15.00
Imagine happy hour for your feet with these cool socks. They feature a fun, repeating pattern of bright green olives, each with a red pimento center. Some of the olives are shown on light-colored skewers, grouped in pairs or threes. These lively olives and skewers are scattered across a deep...
Average Dick Energy
Average Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Average Dick Energy
$15.00
You know that vibe - not too much, not too little, just... there. These black crew socks capture that perfect balance with bold yellow text spelling out "AVERAGE DICK ENERGY" across the leg. They feature crisp yellow and bright blue stripes around the cuff and near the mid-foot, adding a...
Pair of cream crew socks with orange and yellow stripes and the word 'FREAK' displayed. A fun, retro design.
Freak
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Freak
$15.00
Time to let your true colors show with these socks. They rock a classic athletic vibe in cream, bold red, and bright yellow. Up top, you've got two clear yellow stripes bracketing a solid red band. The word 'FREAK' is visible in white letters across that red stripe on one...
Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with red and burgundy stripes and the word 'FERAL' in bold white lettering.
Feral
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Feral
$15.00
Time to let your wild side out, starting from the ground up. These socks feature a creamy, off-white base with bold red stripes around the top cuff. Right in the middle of those stripes, you'll see "FERAL" spelled out in white letters, making a clear statement. The heels and toes...
Pair of off-white crew socks with lime green stripes and the text 'That Just Dills My Pickle'.
That Just Dills My Pickle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
That Just Dills My Pickle
$15.00
Ever notice how the perfect pickle can elevate a sandwich to legendary status? These socks capture that same spirit of satisfaction and sprinkle it with a dash of sass. With crisp colors and a playful nod to all things briny, "That Just Dills My Pickle" socks bring comfort and a...
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Chocolate Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Chocolate Is My Therapist
$15.00
A rich dark brown color, just like your favorite chocolate bar, makes these socks a comforting sight. Bold white letters on the upper part clearly state 'CHOCOLATE IS MY THERAPIST,' with the rest of the text continuing around the side. You'll find a few crisp white stripes near the cuff,...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
Crew socks in black with yellow and red stripes. A gray cat shooting lasers from its eyes is featured, along with the words 'Secret Powers'.
Secret Powers
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$16.00
Secret Powers
$16.00
Unleash your secret powers with these extraordinary socks! Picture this: a black canvas graced with a determined grey cat sporting a majestic red cape. As its piercing eyes shoot a rainbow laser beam, you'll feel invincible! The words "Secret Powers" emblazoned in bold yellow and red above the cat serve...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic. Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Pickles
$15.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Bird Nerd
$15.00
Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
Pair of off-white crew socks with maroon and light blue stripes and the acronym "DILF" embroidered on the leg.
DILF
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
DILF
$15.00
Give a nod to the main man in your life - or just yourself - with these straight-to-the-point socks. They feature a creamy off-white base with bold maroon and bright blue stripes around the ankle, just below the clear "DILF" text. The heel and toe areas are blocked in a...
Pair of cream crew socks with 'Exhausted American' text in black, accented by red and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Exhausted American
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Exhausted American
$15.00
It feels like life in America can be a lot. These socks totally get that. They're a classic white crew style, perfect for when you've done all the things and you're just done. Up top, bold red and blue stripes frame the phrase 'EXHAUSTED AMERICAN' in stark black lettering. Down...