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Hot Dam
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Hot Dam
$13.00
Look at these socks. Not only are they great to wear with their fun beaver design and soft fabric, but they're also perfect for your next work meeting when you want to show your coworkers you mean business (literally). Get it? Hot Dam? Ok maybe not, but these socks are...
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Pair of beige crew socks with brown "I AM THE GOAT" text and goat illustrations.
I Am The Goat
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
I Am The Goat
$14.00
Hey, goat fans, listen up! Strut your style with our "I Am The Goat" socks, featuring a smug cartoon goat graphic and the bold statement "I AM THE". These light tan socks with brown text and graphics will make you stand tall and proud, just like the greatest of all...
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Crew socks in olive green with a playful squirrel design and acorn pattern. 'Let's Get Nuts' text is partially visible.
Let's Get Nuts
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Let's Get Nuts
$13.00
For anyone who likes a little woodland humor with their wardrobe, these women's crew socks bring the acorn obsession front and center. A playful squirrel and scattered acorns give the design a cheeky, offbeat feel, while the knit texture keeps it grounded and easy to wear. The whole look has...
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Olive green crew socks with dark purple accents. Design features skeleton butterflies in sunglasses and mohawks, plus "ANTI SOCIAL BUTTERFLY" text.
Anti Social Butterfly
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Anti Social Butterfly
$12.00
For the woman who prefers a little space and a lot of character, these crew socks turn a simple bird-and-butterfly idea into something far more memorable. The design pairs a bold monarch butterfly with a cool, offbeat figure that gives the whole pair a dry sense of humor, like it...
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Pair of teal crew socks with dark blue polka dots. Features a light peach cat face, orange bow, and 'FUCK IT' text.
Fuck It Kitty
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Fuck It Kitty
$14.00
These women's crew socks bring a smug little cat, a tidy bow, and a perfectly blunt message together in one loud, lovable pair. The design feels like a greeting card that wandered off the rack and decided to be honest about its feelings. With the cat front and center and...
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Pair of blush pink crew socks with repeating red rose graphic and white 'Fuck Off' text pattern.
Fuck Off Rose
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Fuck Off Rose
$14.00
Soft-looking roses and a blunt little message make these women’s crew socks feel equal parts charming and unruly. The mix is the joke: pretty florals at first glance, then a phrase that lands with just enough bite to keep things interesting. They have the kind of attitude that works in...
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Navy crew socks with brown snails on blue trails, neon snailed it text, and rust orange striped cuffs and toes.
Snailed It
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Snailed It
$14.00
Snails rarely get the spotlight, which is exactly why these men's crew socks make such a memorable case for them. The design repeats the little shell-carrying crawlers across the leg and foot, with a cheeky "snailed it" detail that keeps the whole thing from taking itself too seriously. The result...
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Black crew socks with detailed snails, grey trails, bright pink text, and dark red cuffs.
Snailed It
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Snailed It
$10.00
The Snailed It women's crew socks bring a little absurd charm to an everyday staple. With marching snails, playful lettering, and a bold contrast of stripes and detail, they have that pleasantly weird quality that makes people look twice and smile. The design is cheeky without trying too hard, which...
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Grey socks with blue accents showing black 'WHAT the' text above a yellow rubber duck in water ripples.
What The Duck
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
What The Duck
$10.00
These women’s crew socks keep things light, bright, and just a little cheeky. A cheerful duck drifts across the front with the kind of expression that makes the whole design feel like a joke told in passing, while the bold wording gives the pattern its playful punch. The look is...
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Pair of green crew socks featuring a pattern of pink pigs wearing white karate uniforms and red belts in martial arts poses.
Pork Chops
Crew SocksSockologie
$16.00
Pork Chops
$16.00
These men's crew socks bring a full dojo scene to the floor, with little pigs in white gis kicking, blocking, and striking their way across the fabric. The pattern has a playful rhythm to it, the kind that makes you look twice and then grin. It is a silly idea...
Pair of brown crew socks with light blue cuffs and toes. They feature donkeys and the text "NEVER HALF-ASS ANYTHING".
Always Use Your Whole Ass
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Always Use Your Whole Ass
$12.00
These men’s crew socks bring a straight-faced sports joke to everyday wear. The design leans into the old football sideline pep talk, with donkeys, bold lettering, and a little absurdity stitched in for good measure. They have the feel of a locker room message that got printed on socks instead...
Pair of black crew socks with white chicken and rooster silhouettes. One sock displays "ZERO CLUCKS GIVEN" text.
Zero Clucks Given
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Zero Clucks Given
$12.00
For the man who’s done explaining himself, these men's crew socks keep things blunt in the best possible way. A spread of white chickens pecks across the fabric, while the bold "Zero Clucks Given" message lands with just the right amount of dry humor. The result is equal parts country...
Pair of crew socks with black and white cow print, pink cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock reads "NOT IN THE MOOOOD!".
Not In The Mooood
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Not In The Mooood
$12.00
Some days call for a full mood, and some days call for a little distance from everyone else's. These women's crew socks bring a playful barnyard twist with bold cow print and a deadpan message that says plenty without raising its voice. The black-and-white pattern keeps things graphic, while the...
Pair of crew socks in a retro pattern. Features orange, pink, red, and green squares with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, and the phrase 'fuck off'.
Fuck Off Retro
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Fuck Off Retro
$14.00
This pair of women's crew socks mixes bright retro charm with a message that does the talking for you. The pattern leans into a vintage patchwork feel, with cherries, strawberries, mushrooms, flowers, and handwritten attitude all stitched into one busy, cheerful design. It has the look of something found in...
Navy blue crew socks with gray heel and toe, featuring a yellow rubber duck, blue water ripples, and orange text WHAT the.
What The Duck
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
What The Duck
$14.00
These men's crew socks bring a little bath-time mischief to an everyday staple. A bright duck floats front and center, paired with a blunt, comic line that feels equal parts puzzled and amused. The design keeps things simple and memorable, which is exactly why it works so well. It has...
Two black crew socks with white chicken illustrations and "Fluent In Fowl Language" text, laid flat against a white background.
Fluent In Fowl Language
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Fluent In Fowl Language
$12.00
For men who appreciate a little barnyard wit with their everyday wardrobe, these crew socks bring a flock of charm to the conversation. The playful chicken-and-chick pattern keeps things lively, while the bold “Fluent in Fowl Language” message adds a dry, knowing joke that lands without trying too hard. It’s...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow accents. Features a ringmaster, text "Ringmaster Of The Shitshow", and circus animals.
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Ringmaster Of The Shitshow
$12.00
These men's crew socks turn a familiar state of chaos into a very deliberate costume. With a ringmaster at the center, a striped tent, and a cast of oddball circus details scattered across the pair, they read like the kind of joke that lands best when you know exactly who...
Crew socks with a teal, brown, and pink design. Koalas are featured on a eucalyptus tree background with pink flowers and butterflies.
Over Koala Fied
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Over Koala Fied
$15.00
Hop on over to koala-ty style with these Over Koala Fied socks! Picture this: you're lounging in these green, brown, and light blue socks with its fun pattern of koalas, flowers, and leaves. Top it off with the "Over Koala Fied" stitched on top, and you've got yourself a recipe...
A maroon crew sock with a repeating pattern of orange tigers lying on small green patches.  The tigers are stylized and playful.
On The Prowl
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
On The Prowl
$12.00
A tiger motif always brings a little tension to the room, and these women's crew socks lean into it with a clean, classic look. The repeated tiger pattern gives them a storybook feel without losing the sharpness of the animal itself, while the crew length keeps the design visible in...
Pair of blue non-skid slipper socks with flying brown reindeer, red harness, white snowflakes, and grey cuffs, heels, toes.
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Sleigh What Non-Skid Slipper
$14.00
A little festive, a little cheeky, and built for lounging with purpose, these men’s crew socks bring winter humor to the feet without taking themselves too seriously. The reindeer motif adds a playful holiday note, while the non-skid slipper design makes them a smart choice for hardwood floors, tile, and...
Black crew sock with orange cuff, heel, and toe. Features pixelated blonde-haired figures on toilets with 'rock on' gestures and white toilet paper.
Potty Like A Rock Star
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Potty Like A Rock Star
$14.00
For men who appreciate their humor a little loud and a little offbeat, these crew socks turn a routine trip to the restroom into a comic scene with stage presence. The pattern leans into a rock-and-roll bathroom joke, with playful details scattered across a dark field and bright accents at...
Side view of a green crew sock featuring a repeating pattern of brown deer.  Light green cuff.
Fawning Over You
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Fawning Over You
$12.00
Fawning Over You brings a little forest charm to an everyday crew sock. The repeated deer pattern feels gentle at first glance, then a little cheeky the longer you look at it. It has the kind of calm, familiar look that works just as well with jeans and boots as...
Black crew socks with grey cuffs, heels, and toes, featuring a brown goat head, yellow stars, and "G.O.A.T." text.
Goat XL
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Goat XL
$15.00
These men’s crew socks put a confident goat front and center, surrounded by bright stars and a cheeky G.O.A.T. message that leaves very little room for debate. The design has the feel of a locker-room brag and a birthday-card joke at the same time, which is exactly why it works....
Pair of black crew socks with dark green cuffs, heels, and toes. Features green turtles wearing Santa hats and "SLOW HO HO" text in red.
Slow Ho Ho
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Slow Ho Ho
$14.00
Bringing slow holiday cheer right to your feet, these black crew socks feature a happy-looking green turtle on the visible side. Each turtle is decked out in a tiny red and white Santa hat. Below them, the words "SLOW HO HO" are written in bold red letters, playing on a...
A pair of navy crew socks with a repeating pattern of golden retrievers and green martini glasses. Reddish-brown toes and heels. "Hard Licker" text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Hard Licker
$14.00
Meet a pair of men's crew socks that bring a little mischief to a familiar favorite. The allover pattern stars a golden retriever with a martini in paw, paired with the kind of deadpan phrase that makes you do a double take. It is playful, a little cheeky, and just...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with golden retriever dogs holding martini glasses and pink 'hard licker' text.
Hard Licker
Crew SocksSockologie
$10.00
Hard Licker
$10.00
For people who like their novelty socks with a little cheek, these women's crew socks bring a golden retriever and a martini into the same conversation. The repeated dog motif keeps things playful, while the bold phrase across the leg gives the design its blunt little punchline. It is a...
Pair of black crew socks with brown cartoon beavers, some holding yellow logs, and green "DAM IT" text.
Dam It
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Dam It
$14.00
These men's crew socks lean into the kind of humor that works best when it stays deadpan. A row of determined beavers moves across the fabric, paired with the blunt little slogan that makes the whole thing land. The result is playful without trying too hard, the sort of design...
Pair of dark green crew socks with a whimsical llama design and the phrase '¿Como Te?' (Llamas) in yellow text.
Come Te Llamas
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Come Te Llamas
$14.00
There's something delightfully charming about a llama, standing tall with its quirky demeanor and fluffy coat. These playful socks capture that same spirit, reminding you that it's perfectly fine to ask if you're unsure. With a dash of humor and a nod to their woolly cousins, these llama-inspired socks are...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with white stars and a graphic of a goat wearing sunglasses. Text 'G.O.A.T.' is displayed below the goat.
The G.O.A.T.
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The G.O.A.T.
$13.00
The G.O.A.T. crew socks bring a little self-aware swagger to a daily staple. A confident goat in sunglasses takes center stage, while the scattered star pattern keeps the look playful instead of too serious. It has just enough cheek to make people look twice, which is exactly what novelty socks...
Pair of grey crew socks with a black heel and toe. Features an orange fox graphic and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Got nothing to wear and need a quick pick-me-up? Throw on these Zero Fox Given socks and start your day with a laugh. These socks feature an adorable orange fox face with the words 'ZERO FOX GIVEN' underneath. Made for women with a crew length, these gray socks with black...
A pair of women's crew socks in light blue. The socks feature a pattern of calico and black cats lounging on loaves of bread.
Cat Loaf
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Cat Loaf
$12.00
Cat lovers know the loaf is a serious state of being, and these women's crew socks celebrate it in the most charming way possible. Covered in sleepy cats and little loaf-shaped slices, they bring together two equally comforting things: a nap-ready feline and a snack that looks like it belongs...
Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksSockologie
$15.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$15.00
Cats have a reputation for independence, and these unisex crew socks wear that attitude on their sleeve, or rather right up the calf. The bold lettering says exactly what many cat lovers have already learned: affection is optional, approval is rare, and the furniture is still theirs. With a playful...
Pair of teal crew socks featuring pink flamingos and the phrase 'I Don't Give a Flock'.
I Don't Give A Flock
Crew SocksSockologie
$8.00
I Don't Give A Flock
$8.00
Birds of a feather give zero flocks together! These funny light blue crew socks are a great way of showing off your sarcastic sense of humor. Each pair features a pattern of pink flamingos with a neon sign that reads "I don't give a flock". Show off your wit and...
A pair of grey crew socks with a cute cat knitting a ball of yarn. The socks feature pink and blue knit accents and the phrase 'Knit Happens'.
Knit Happens
Crew SocksSockologie
$8.00
Knit Happens
$8.00
These gray socks with a vibrant pattern of multicolored yarn balls and cats prove that knit happens! The pink text on the socks reads "Knit Happens" which is sure to grab attention and a few chuckles. Bonus: These crew socks for women are as resilient as the cats on them!...
A pair of tan crew socks with a repeating pattern of gray donkeys wearing graduation caps and glasses.
Smart Ass
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Smart Ass
$12.00
Smart Ass Socks: These socks are the perfect way to show off your intelligence and humor. Featuring a pattern of cartoon donkeys wearing graduation caps and red bow ties, these socks will make you the life of the party. So don your Smart Ass socks, graduate to the top, and...
A pair of women's crew socks in teal. Otters holding watermelon slices are playfully printed against a light teal background.
Ottermelon
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Ottermelon
$12.00
Sweet, silly, and just a little unexpected, these women’s crew socks pair otters with watermelon in the kind of scene that makes you look twice and then grin. The repeated otter motif gives the socks a playful rhythm, while the bright fruit detail keeps the whole design feeling fresh and...
Pair of pink crew socks with repeating pattern of llamas dressed as medical professionals and the text 'trauma llama'.
Trauma Llama
Crew SocksSockologie
$8.00
Trauma Llama
$8.00
Calling all fans of the dramatic! Prepare to witness a medical miracle with our Trauma Llama socks! Picture this: a crew of pink socks adorned with llamas decked out in medical scrubs and stethoscopes, standing tall on their hind legs, front legs raised high, exuding an air of medical expertise....
Pair of teal and gray crew socks featuring a graphic of a dog with a beer, text reads 'In dog beers I've had 1'.
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
In Dog Beers I've Had 1
$14.00
Everyone always confuses dog years with human years. All we know is that less means more when it comes to a man's best friend! These funny socks feature a graphic dog enjoying a nice cold brew. Above him reads "In dog beers I've had 1". These cool socks make a...
Crew socks in teal featuring a red octopus reading a book.  Fun, quirky design with whimsical details.
The Octive Reader
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
The Octive Reader
$13.00
A clever octopus with round glasses and a book in hand makes these women’s crew socks feel like a tiny scene from a well-loved seaside library. The design has a playful, offbeat charm, with curling tentacles that move across the socks in a way that keeps the whole look lively...
A pair of blue crew socks featuring a cool chinchilla wearing sunglasses. The socks have a maroon cuff and 'Chin Chillin' text.
Chin Chillin'
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Chin Chillin'
$14.00
Chin-chillin' in style with these blue socks sporting a pattern of cartoon chinchillas rocking shades and a red cuff. These crew length socks for men are designed for chillin' adventures! Whether you're lounging or throwing a chinchilla party, these funky socks are made for good times.
Pair of teal crew socks.  One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSockologie
$16.00
A Real Bad Ass
$16.00
These men's crew socks bring a blunt sense of humor to the everyday. A determined donkey and the bold phrase above it set the tone right away, making these a pair for anyone who appreciates a joke that lands fast and doesn't ask permission. The design has the kind of...
Pair of teal crew socks with a design of a bear drinking coffee.  Red and orange accents and small teal dots are also featured.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSockologie
$16.00
Bearly Awake
$16.00
Bearly Awake brings a little cabin humor to a pair of men's crew socks. One sock tells the whole story with a bear, a steaming mug, and that wonderfully honest look of someone who would rather be back under a blanket. The other keeps things quieter with a neat allover...
Crew socks in light blue with a repeating flower pattern.  Feature a cowboy cat graphic with the text 'MEOWDY PURRRRTNER'. Red accents on cuff and heel.
Meowdy Purrtner
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Meowdy Purrtner
$12.00
There is a certain charm to a cat that shows up in a cowboy hat and bandana, and these women's crew socks lean all the way into it. The little portrait has the kind of comic confidence that makes you look twice, then grin. With the western lettering and the...
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design.  Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksSockologie
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
A pair of teal crew socks with a fun pattern of cats wearing sunglasses. The cats are in various colors and styles.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksSockologie
$11.00
Cool Cat
$11.00
A row of cool cats covers these women's crew socks with the kind of confidence that comes from never needing to try too hard. Each face has its own look, from round sunglasses to sharp little expressions, so the pattern feels playful without turning chaotic. It is the sort of...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a chinchilla wearing sunglasses; text says 'Chin Chillin''.
Chin Chillin'
Crew SocksSockologie
$8.00
Chin Chillin'
$8.00
Rock these Chin Chillin' Crew Socks and show off your chill style! With a purple background and a pattern of cartoon chinchillas wearing sunglasses, these socks are perfect for any occasion. Fun fact: did you know that chinchillas are known for their soft fur and love of dust baths? Wear...
Pair of teal crew socks with a repeating pattern of cats wearing sunglasses.  The cats are white, black, orange, and calico.
Cool Cat
Crew SocksSockologie
$12.00
Cool Cat
$12.00
A crew pair for men who appreciate a little attitude with their everyday wear, these Cool Cat socks bring a parade of sunglasses-clad feline faces to the party. Each cat has its own look, from fluffy white faces to bold tabby patches, giving the pattern a playful rhythm that feels...
A pair of teal crew socks with a brown bear drinking coffee and the words 'Bearly Awake'.  Red accents and small red polka dots decorate the socks.
Bearly Awake
Crew SocksSockologie
$13.00
Bearly Awake
$13.00
A bear with half-open eyes and a fresh cup of coffee sets the tone on these women's crew socks, which lean into the kind of morning most people recognize a little too well. The graphic has a cozy, slightly grumpy charm, with the bear wrapped in a woolly look that...