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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
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Pair of off-white crew socks with navy blue and gold stripes, featuring 'COOL UNCLE' text.
Cool Uncle
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Uncle
$15.00
You know that uncle? The one who tells the best stories, always has a dollar for the ice cream truck, and probably knows how to fix anything. These socks are for him, or for anyone who wants to bring that kind of relaxed cool vibe to their feet. They're a...
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Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
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Book Slut
Book Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Book Slut
$15.00
The cozy base of these socks comes in a rich burgundy color. Up top, the cuff features bright orange and hot pink stripes. On the visible shin, "BOOK SLUT" is knit in crisp white letters, making your statement clear. The toe and heel areas switch to a vibrant orange, adding...
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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$15.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$15.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Naps
$15.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Pair of crew socks in dark grey, white, and yellow. The socks feature the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Books!' in a striped design.
It's Always OK To Buy More Book
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
It's Always OK To Buy More Book
$15.00
Bookworms unite! In a world of endless chapters and literary adventures, let our It's Always OK To Buy More Book socks be your cozy companions. Slip them on and become a part of the bookish universe, where each stitch and pattern tells a captivating story. Reading enthusiasts, prepare for your...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text. Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Old Fart
$15.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
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Pair of knee-high socks; red, orange, yellow, purple, and black. Design features an alien spaceship abducting a cow in a desert landscape at sunset.
Area 51
Knee High SocksSock It to Me
$17.00
Area 51
$17.00
Strap on these celestial swagger boosters and prepare your peepers for the strangest socks in all of creation! Meet the Area 51 kicks, interstellar accessories that'll wrap your feet up in a kaleidoscope of space-themed absurdity. Brace yourself for mind-blowing comfort, crazy-comfy cotton, and a knee-high design that puts the...
Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes. Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
I Heart Smut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Smut
$15.00
Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$15.00
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
Pair of off-white crew socks with hot pink, teal, and gold stripes and 'COOL AUNT' in red text.
Cool Aunt
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Cool Aunt
$15.00
A pretty official badge for the 'Cool Aunt' in your life, or maybe just for you. These socks give off that perfect retro vibe on an off-white base, featuring 'COOL AUNT' spelled out in bold red letters down the side. The bright pink on the toe and a chunky pink...
Pair of pink crew socks with a bright pink, blue, and purple stripe at the top and bottom. The socks feature the text 'I Heart Candy' in a playful font.
I Heart Candy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Candy
$15.00
Grab these light pink socks if you're all about the treats. Up near the cuff, they boldly declare "I ❤️ CANDY" with a bright red heart, set against a background of crisp light pink. Colorful stripes, in shades like pink, blue, yellow, and purple, frame the text. The heel and...