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Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Ok to Fart
$14.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
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Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love To Fart
$14.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
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Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
Coffee Makes Me Poop
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop
$14.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
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Pair of white crew socks with black stripes and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
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Crew socks in blue and mustard yellow.  Design includes a mountain scene, trees, and the words 'Take a Hike'.
Take A Hike
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Take A Hike
$11.00
Take A Hike Novelty Socks: Unleash your inner adventurer with these 'Take A Hike' socks! Featuring a rugged landscape, signpost, and pine tree, these socks will transport you to the great outdoors. Whether you're conquering mountains or taking a leisurely stroll, these socks will remind you to embrace nature's beauty,...
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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
$14.00
Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
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Pair of black and white crew socks featuring the text 'I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS' in a vertical, bold font.
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs
$14.00
I Give The Best Blow Jobs: These NSFW socks are sure to be a hit. Show your dirty sense of humor proudly. Whether you're rocking them at the gym, on a night out, or just lounging around the house, these socks are guaranteed to turn heads.
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Pair of blue crew socks with a red heart and 'I Love Naps' graphic, accented with cream and green stripes.
I Love Naps
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Naps
$14.00
Show off your passion for power naps with these bright blue, green and red socks with the words "I Love Naps" covering them from top to bottom. Dedicated to the art of snoozing, these socks are like tiny love letters to your favorite sleeping position. Since hearts and naps go...
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Gray crew socks with a green T-Rex graphic, small birds, and the text 'Not today, I'm short-handed!' Green accents at the top and bottom.
T-Rex
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
T-Rex
$11.00
These aren't just socks, they're a prehistoric party for your feet! Picture this: a ferocious T-Rex, armed with the slogan "Not today, I'm short-handed!" These gray kicks, with their green toes, heels, and cuffs, are a hilarious reminder that even dinosaurs had to deal with a shortage of hands. Step...
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Pair of lavender crew socks with a yellow cuff and heel. The socks feature a graphic that reads 'I love being weird' in black text with a red heart.
I Love Being Weird
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Being Weird
$14.00
You already love being weird (you checked out this description, didn't you?). Now you can put it in writing. Seriously though, these purple socks will keep your toes warm and comfy, whether you're making a coffee run in your pajamas or kicking it at a party. The bright yellow toes...
Pair of pink crew socks with a blue 'Cats Don't Give A Fuck' slogan.  Features white and blue stripes at the top and bottom.
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Gym
$14.00
Strut your stuff in these "CATS DON'T GIVE A FUCK GYM" socks that ooze apathy and feline fabulousness. Featuring a bold blue stripe and white text, these crew socks are here to remind you that cats do indeed not give a fuck...about anything. Except maybe tuna. Who even knows anymore?...
A pair of men's gray crew socks with black cuffs.  Features an orange fox face and the text 'Zero Fox Given'.
Zero Fox Given XL
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Zero Fox Given XL
$14.00
These zero fox given socks are the paw-fect way to show off your sly style. Each cozy men's crew sock in this XL pair has a gray body, black toes, heels, and cuffs, and an orange fox expressing your "Zero Fox Given" attitude in a fun and fashionable way.
Pair of grey crew socks with black cuffs. Features a repeating design of orange fox faces and the text "Zero Fox Given".
Zero Fox Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Zero Fox Given
$12.00
Soften the blow of your nasty, negligent attitude with a pair of funny, cool socks that will soften your step, too. Now you can tell people exactly how you feel about their baby shower, retirement party, and children's bad macaroni necklaces and keep it PG at the same time. WIll...
Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
Pair of green crew socks with white stripes and the text 'I READ BANNED BOOKS'.
I Read Banned Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Read Banned Books
$14.00
The hardest thing about wearing these socks is keeping them a secret! These vibrant forest green socks with white and cream stripes will literally scream "I Read Banned Books" when you walk by. Show your support for intellectual freedom and the power of knowledge every time you put on these...
Pair of orange crew socks with yellow stripes and an 'I love cheese' graphic. Pink heart detail.
I Love Cheese
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love Cheese
$14.00
Get ready to melt hearts and provoke smiles with our "I Love Cheese" crew socks! Imagine your feet wrapped in a bright splash of orange, shouting your cheese adoration with bold yellow letters - it’s love at first bite. Caught in a gooey romance? A pink heart seals the deal,...
Pair of crew socks; green background with festive sheep wearing Santa hats; red and black accents; 'Baaaa humbug!' text.
Bah
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Bah
$11.00
Adorned with white sheep donning festive red Santa hats, these socks are the perfect contradiction to holiday cheer with a cheeky "Baaa...Humbug!" message woven in. Forget silent nights—these socks are for bold statements and playful pokes at tradition. Red cuffs, black heels, and toes add just the right amount of...
Pair of gray crew socks with a robot control panel design, atom graphic, and the phrase 'Genius at Work'. Features pops of orange, teal, and yellow.
Genius at Work
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Genius at Work
$14.00
Kick your feet into gear with the hilarious 'Genius at Work' socks, designed for the mechanical masterminds! These socks in gray boast a playful pattern of gears, cogs, and various mechanical elements. Gear up for grins with the 'Genius at Work' proclamation displayed on the left sock. Bust out these...
Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Old Fart
$14.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$14.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
A pair of grey crew socks with a black and white design. The socks feature weightlifting imagery, barbells, and the text 'No Pain No Gain'.
No Pain No Gain
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
No Pain No Gain
$14.00
Go hard or go home! Hit the gym in style with a fresh pair of motivation. This cool pair of gray crew socks features a muscle man silhouette with the phrase "No pain No gain" around him. On the top of the foot is a black weight plate. With these...
Pair of crew socks, navy blue and light grey, featuring a fishing-themed design with fish illustrations and the text 'Keeping it Reel'.
Keeping it Reel
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Keeping it Reel
$14.00
Meet the Keeping it Reel Crew Socks, an electrifying fashion statement for the reel men who master the art of angling! Dive into a sea of style as these crew socks bring your feet astonishing aquatic adventures. Adorned with a vibrant pattern of blue waves, brown and orange fish, and...
Pair of navy blue crew socks with a snowflake and 'Let It Snow' design in blue, white, and gold text.
Let It Snow
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Let It Snow
$11.00
Escape those frosty tootsies with a pair of Let It Snow ¦Somewhere Else novelty socks. These blue crew socks have a pattern of snowflakes and the words "Let it Snow" in gold and green, with the cheeky addition underneath of "somewhere else" in parentheses. A perfect gift for anyone who...
Pair of light blue crew socks with teal cuffs.  The socks are adorned with science-themed illustrations: atoms, beakers, DNA strands, and the phrase 'Believe in Science'.
Believe In Science
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Believe In Science
$11.00
Blast off into the stratosphere of style with these 'Believe In Science' socks that scream smart casual from your toes up! These crew socks for men are adorned with an array of scientific symbols, equations, and the bold statement "Believe in Science" on top, making a cosmic fashion statement. Put...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
Crew socks in olive green and brown.  Features a mountain range, compass details, and the quote 'Not all who wander are lost.'
Wanderer
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Wanderer
$11.00
"Wanderer" novelty socks are the perfect accessory for wanderlusters and those who are open to new experiences. These socks feature the iconic phrase as a reminder that sometimes, the act of wandering or exploring without a specific destination in mind can be a valuable and meaningful experience. It implies that...
Pair of crew socks; light blue with chocolate chip cookies and grumpy cookie faces; black heel and toe.
Tough Cookie
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Tough Cookie
$14.00
Life can be tough, but so can you! Our Tough Cookie socks are here to remind you of your resilience every time you put them on. With a fun pattern of chocolate chip cookies and the words "Tough Cookie" displayed in a speech bubble, these socks are a playful and...
Pair of crew socks; grey and navy options; feature gold trophy and 'Trophy Husband' text.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
Trophy Husband gray crew socks with black toes and heels. These socks say Trophy  on the left sock and Husband  on the right, each with a gold trophy in the middle of the word. Mens socks perfect for a trophy husband.
Four pairs of pastel-colored crew socks.  Each sock has a library card design printed on it with the words: AUTHOR, TITLE, DATE DUE.
Library Card 4-Pack
Ankle SocksOut Of Print
$14.00
Library Card 4-Pack
$14.00
From the darkest corners of the Dewey Decimal System, check out these Library Card socks! You know what they say, "Today is a good day to return some overdue books." OK, nobody says that, but hey, it's Thursday and you've made it this far, so why not treat your feet...
Pair of crew socks in navy blue and beige, featuring a fishing-themed design with fishing rods, hooks, and lures, and the text 'hooked on you'.
Hooked On You
Crew SocksHot Sox
$14.00
Hooked On You
$14.00
Show your love for fishing with these fun and quirky "Hooked On You" socks! Whether you're reeling in the big one or just casting a line, these dark blue crew socks are sure to make a splash. The playful pattern features fish hooks, fishing lines, and lures, while the embroidered...
Pair of teal crew socks.  One sock shows a brown mohawked donkey with 'BAD ASS' written above it.
A Real Bad Ass
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
A Real Bad Ass
$14.00
Talk about a real bad ass! These royal teal crew socks for men feature a kicking cool pattern of a donkey wearing a spiked collar and the words "Bad Ass" above its head in bold white lettering. Show off your love of these stubborn but noble creatures and take these...
Dark grey crew socks with a teal caduceus and the text 'Trust me, I'm a doctor'. Teal accents on the cuff and toe.
Doctor
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Doctor
$11.00
Doctor Socks, pair of black crew socks with turquoise toes, heels, caduceus symbol, and text 'Trust me I'm a Doctor.' These socks are perfect for medical professionals wanting to add a bit of humor to their scrubs or give as a gift to your favorite doctor, nurse, or medical student.
Crew socks in dark grey and teal.  The socks have a design of medical tools (syringes, pills) and the phrase 'I Call the Shots!'
I Call the Shots
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
I Call the Shots
$11.00
When you wear these "I Call the Shots" nurse socks, you'll feel like a superhero in scrubs! The black socks have green toes and heels, plus white text that says "I CALL THE SHOTS!" The medical symbols on the socks, like pills, syringes, stethoscopes, and thermometers, add a fun and...
Olive green crew socks with dark green polka dots and a cartoon pickle graphic that says, 'I'm kind of a big dill!'
Big Dill
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Big Dill
$11.00
Calling all dill-icious folks! Spice up your sock game with our "Big Dill" crew socks, featuring a kosher pickle in a yarmulke declaring its dill-iciousness. Wear them to your next nosh and watch the compliments pour in like a pickle brine waterfall!
Pair of dark grey crew socks featuring red semi-trucks and the text 'Mother Trucker' repeated across the design.
Mother Trucker
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
Mother Trucker
$12.00
Got a mom who's one tough cookie? Then show your appreciation with these "Mother Trucker" socks. Made for men who know what it takes to be a mother trucker, they feature a convoy of cherry-red trucks with "MOTHER" stamped on the side, set against a gray backdrop. And just like...
Crew socks in yellow, blue, and green stripes.  A scarecrow silhouette and the text 'I'm Out Standing In My Field' are featured.
Out Standing In My Field
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Out Standing In My Field
$14.00
Bring a smile to your feet and the faces of those around you with these Out Standing In My Field socks! These crew length men's socks feature a playful pattern of scarecrows with bright blue cuffs and brown toes. Perfect for those who love farms, these comfortable socks have 'I'M...
A pair of light green crew socks with a pattern of various potted plants and the words 'Plant Daddy' on a pale yellow background.
Plant Daddy
Crew SocksModSocks
$14.00
Plant Daddy
$14.00
Plant Daddy socks: for the plant-loving dad who's got a green thumb and a great sense of humor. These crew socks feature a pattern of potted plants and the words "Plant Daddy" in bold black letters. They're the perfect way to show your dad how much you appreciate his plant-parenting...
Pair of crew socks in green, orange, and purple.  Features a retro-style stripe pattern and the text 'Home Is Where The Weed Is'.
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Home Is Where The Weed Is
$14.00
Hey there, sock enthusiasts! Meet the Home Is Where The Weed Is socks, the ultimate foot swag for those with a green sense of humor. These knee-high socks are a blatant celebration of the good life, emblazoned with the iconic words "Home Is Where The Weed Is" in a vibrant...
A pair of black crew socks with a fun design.  Green iguanas and marijuana leaves are featured on a black background. The socks have a grey heel and toe.
Mariguana
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Mariguana
$14.00
Mariguana Mens Crew Socks: Stay true to the green with Mariguana socks, featuring a vibrant, green pattern of marijuana leaves and a cool iguana sporting a sombrero. From smokin' hot parties to chillin' at home, these unique crew socks are an instant mood-lifter, sure to bring a smile to your...
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Crew socks in black with yellow and red stripes.  A gray cat shooting lasers from its eyes is featured, along with the words 'Secret Powers'.
Secret Powers
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$14.00
Secret Powers
$14.00
Unleash your secret powers with these extraordinary socks! Picture this: a black canvas graced with a determined grey cat sporting a majestic red cape. As its piercing eyes shoot a rainbow laser beam, you'll feel invincible! The words "Secret Powers" emblazoned in bold yellow and red above the cat serve...
Pair of grey crew socks with hot pink cuffs and heel.  Black text reads 'It's Not Easy Being a Bitch'.
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Not Easy Being a Bitch
$14.00
Are you a baddie who's always got a sassy remark up your sleeve? Then these socks are perfect for you! The bright, contrasting colors and the bold, upfront message will let everyone know that you're not one to mess with. Plus, they're super comfy, so you can wear them all...
Pair of black crew socks with an orange and white basketball hoop graphic and the text 'HOOP THERE IT IS'.
Hoop There It Is
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Hoop There It Is
$14.00
They say ball is life, but did you know there's an entire world of baller sock swag just waiting to up your game? Picture this: a pair of black crew socks with "HOOP THERE IT IS" emblazoned in orange and white across the toes, complete with an arrow pointing right...
Crew socks in gray with lime green stripes.  A cartoon avocado with sunglasses jump ropes on the socks.
Avocardio
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
Avocardio
$14.00
Adorned with hip avocados sporting sunglasses and jumping rope, these socks are perfect for those who like their style served with a side of whimsy. Featuring sleek green and black stripes and boldly displaying "Avo-Cardio" around the cuff, they are guaranteed to get your feet moving. Whether you're hitting the...
Pair of grey crew socks with a fun design featuring coffee pots, coffee cups, and the text 'No Coffee No Workee'.
No Coffee No Workee
Crew SocksK Bell
$14.00
No Coffee No Workee
$14.00
Start your day off on the right foot with our No Coffee No Workee socks! These gray crew socks are adorned with a fun pattern of coffee pots and coffee cups, and the text "No Coffee No Workee" is proudly displayed on each sock. Perfect for the coffee lover in...
Pair of crew socks in grey and navy blue.  Chessboard pattern features black and white chess pieces.  Text on the socks reads 'Your Move'.
Chess
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$11.00
Chess
$11.00
Calling all chess enthusiasts! Get ready to make your next move in style with these "Your Move" chess-themed socks. Featuring a playful pattern of black and white checkered squares, adorned with iconic chess pieces like pawns, rooks, bishops, knights, queens, and kings, these socks are sure to add a touch...