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Pair of gray crew socks with yellow and orange stripes and the phrase 'It's Ok to Fart'.
It's Ok to Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Ok to Fart
$14.00
Did you know that only 1% of your farts smell? So it's ok to fart! Put on a pair of these funny men's novelty socks and let one rip! Each cool pair features the phrase, "It's ok to fart" in yellow words against a gray background. These old-school, gym-styled tube...
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Pair of crew socks in gray, teal, and yellow. Features bold text: 'My Dog and I Talk Shit About You'.
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You
$14.00
If you consider your dog your best friend and closest confidant, then these funny women's novelty crew socks belong in your sock drawer! Each awesome pair of vintage-styled gym socks showcase the words " My Dog and I talk shit about you" printed along the sides against a gray background.
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Pair of light blue crew socks with black stripes and 'I ♥ To Fart' graphic.
I Love To Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Love To Fart
$14.00
Who says you can't talk about farting and have a little fun with it? Our 'I Love To Fart' socks are the perfect way to show off your love of a good toot. With their light blue and black striped design, these socks will make you the center of attention...
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Pair of brown crew socks with a white and black "Coffee Makes Me Poop" graphic. Features stripes at the top and bottom.
Coffee Makes Me Poop
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop
$14.00
Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee...
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Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and 'DADDY' text.  Sporty and playful design.
Daddy Gym
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Daddy Gym
$14.00
You can't go wrong with a pair of these black and white Daddy gym socks. Designed for both men and women, these crew length socks feature bold white stripes and the word "DADDY" written in a stylish font. Perfect for hitting the gym or running around town, these socks will...
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Pair of black crew socks with gold and white stripes and the phrase 'Sounds Like Bullshit To Me' printed vertically.
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me
$14.00
Whoever said socks need to be boring and basic? For those with a taste for footwear that's just a tad bit cheeky, these Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks will be a hit. Wear them with pride and let the world know you mean business ” or not.
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Pair of crew socks in black and hot pink with yellow text reading 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying'.
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
$14.00
Do your socks make you laugh so hard your sides hurt? Maybe they make you howl like a banshee? Nope? Well then you must not own a pair of 'Everything Hurts And I'm Dying' socks yet! These jet black, pink and yellow socks feature the iconic meme text in bold...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with yellow and orange stripes.  The socks feature the text 'BIG DICK ENERGY' in a retro style.
Big Dick Energy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Big Dick Energy
$14.00
Show off your big dick energy with these crew socks. They're made with a burgundy base, yellow stripes, and red accents for a look that's sure to attract attention. The socks are made for both men and women and feature the words "Big Dick Energy." Whether you're rocking them at...
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Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'BUTTS' written across the top. Fun, casual style.
Butts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Butts
$14.00
Butts In The Dark - Crew Socks: Because nothing says cheeky quite like a pair of socks with butts! These funny socks feature a bold print of pink butts with black stripes near the top and black toes and heels. They're bound to get a few laughs wherever you wear...
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Pair of maroon crew socks with off-white stripes and 'OLD FART' text.  Retro design.
Old Fart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Old Fart
$14.00
Be the life of the party with these "OLD FART" socks! Turn heads as you walk by in these funky red socks with white stripes, toe and heel. These crew length socks make the perfect gift for any man or woman with a sense of humor.
Pair of black crew socks with white stripes and '00 Fucks Given' text.
00 Fucks Given
Crew SocksSocksmith
$12.00
00 Fucks Given
$12.00
These 00 Fucks Given black athletic gym socks are perfect for those days when you just can't be bothered to care about your workout or about the malaise of life in general. Maybe you're feeling a little burnt out, or maybe you're just not in the mood. Either way, these...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  Text reads 'My Cat Says You're Dumb'.
My Cat Says You're Dumb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
My Cat Says You're Dumb
$14.00
Your cat's word is gold. So if he says you're dumb, then it's most likely true. Each cool pair of vintage-styled novelty gym socks feature the phrase "My cat says you're dumb" printed on the sides against a burgundy background. Perfect for the sassy, cat-loving woman in your life.
Pair of purple and teal crew socks with the text 'Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are' written vertically.
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
$14.00
Be the person your dog thinks you are, even when you're just lounging around. These purple and blue crew socks feature white and blue text that reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are," making them the perfect way to show off your love for your furry friend. The...
Pair of light teal crew socks with black stripes and repeated expletives printed vertically.
Dirty Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dirty Words
$14.00
Dirty Words, a set of amusing crew-extra-long socks, are here to spice up your sock drawer! Written in black over a pristine white background, these socks read, "Dirty Words." These socks, which are available in a unisex design, are great for both men and women. Wear a pair of these...
black crew socks, white toes & heels, pink & white stripes, bold "i shit glitter" design.
I Shit Glitter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Shit Glitter
$14.00
The "I Shit Glitter" socks are the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of fun and humor to their wardrobe. These crew-length socks feature vibrant pink and blue stripes at the top, with white toes and heels. The bold "I Shit Glitter" message, written in sparkly...
Pair of pink crew socks with navy blue and black stripes.  The socks feature the text 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' in a bold font.
I'm Too Old For This Shit
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$14.00
Put some pep in your step and slip into these I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT Socks! These vibrant, comfy socks, with black at the toe and heel and bright pink and blue stripes at the top, will make you the hit of the gym. Plus, the fun saying will...
Pair of off-white crew socks with black and orange stripes. Text 'Horny For Thrift Stores' is vertically stacked on the socks.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$14.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a dark gray 'Owner of the World's Cutest Dog' graphic and white/gray stripes near the cuffs.
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Owner of the World's Cutest Dog
$14.00
We've got socks that'll make you the envy of all dog owners! Our "Owner of the World's Cutest Dog" socks in lavender, proudly proclaim your fur baby's cuteness to the world. These Crew socks are perfect for men and women who want to show off their love for their four-legged...
Pair of green and yellow crew socks with the text 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in black.  Features yellow and green stripes at the cuff.
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants
$14.00
Put on a pair of these crew socks and let your feet do the talking! The green and yellow stylish socks feature the message 'It's Always Ok To Buy More Plants' in a yellow script that really pops against the green background. Whether you're heading to the garden center or...
Pair of white crew socks with a vibrant yellow, green, and blue 'F*** YOU' design.  Features blue and yellow accents at the heel and toe.
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
$13.00
Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
Pair of blue and beige crew socks with the text 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a retro stripe design.
Dogs Make The World Better
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Dogs Make The World Better
$14.00
Blue socks with 'Dogs Make The World Better' in a lighter blue. Don't be a bonehead, wear these socks to show dogs love. Blue socks made for men or women to show your love for paws and claws.
Pair of white crew socks with rainbow 'FUCK YOU' text and smiley faces. Blue and purple stripes at the cuff.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
Pair of crew socks in dark gray with 'Fuck Off I'm Gaming' text in teal, pink, and red. Pixelated design fades down the sock.
Fuck Off Im Gaming
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck Off Im Gaming
$13.00
Unleash the gamer within! These Fuck Off I'm Gaming socks combine bold lettering with a geometric pattern to boldly declare your gaming status. Whether you're a pro player or just enjoy kicking back on the couch with a controller, these socks will keep your feet comfy and stylish. Rock them...
Pair of white crew socks with yellow and lime green stripes.  Text reads: 'Cocktails First Questions Later'.
Cocktails First Questions Later
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later
$14.00
Cocktails First Questions Later Socks: Raise a glass to these boozy beauties! "Cocktails First, Questions Later" socks are the perfect accessory for your next happy hour. These crew socks are made for both men and women and feature white fabric with a black and yellow text design that reads "Cocktails...
Pair of white crew socks with a repeating red 'Fuck You' print.  Bold and slightly edgy.
Fuck You Bag
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You Bag
$13.00
Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
Pair of lavender crew socks with a pastel rainbow, unicorn, and 'Bad Ass' text.
Bad Ass Magic
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
Bad Ass Magic
$15.00
Where myth meets comfort, these stylish threads are adorned with a valiant unicorn posed gallantly before a radiant rainbow. Perfect for both lords and ladies, these socks aren't just a splash of color—they're a declaration of daring. Slip into a pair and let the world know: here walks a creature...
Pair of green crew socks with a red heart and 'I love pickles' graphic.  Features thin gold and white stripes at the cuff and off-white heel and toe.
I Heart Pickles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Pickles
$14.00
Love those pickles! These I Heart Pickles socks give you a dilly of a good time. Topped with bright green with white accents and featuring a fresh red heart with 'I Heart Pickles' written above, you'll never dill-iver these socks. Show your love for this crunchy snack and pickle lovers...
Pair of black crew socks with an orange 'Sorry Go Fuck Yourself' message.  Bold lettering in a boxed design.
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Sorry Go Fuck Yourself
$13.00
Erupt with laughter and captivate all around you with our "Sorry Go F*ck Yourself" socks. These jet-black canvases sport white and orange lettering that leaves no room for misunderstandings. They're the perfect accessory for when you've reached your limit and just need to let loose. Don't just wear socks, make...
Pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'Mean People Suck' in black lettering.
Mean People Suck
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Mean People Suck
$14.00
Pink and black striped socks with a bold statement: Mean People Suck! These socks are more than just a fashion statement, they're a hilarious conversation starter. Show off your sassy side and let the world know how you feel about negativity. Plus, they're super comfy and make a great gift...
Two pink crew socks with black 'Birthday Bitch' lettering and gold stripes. Black and gold accents at the cuffs.
Birthday Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Birthday Bitch
$14.00
You know when you're at a party or event and you see someone with fun socks or a wacky tee, and you instantly want to know where they got it? These socks are the ticket. They're pink and have "Birthday Bitch" written on the front. Perfect for the next bday...
Pair of brown crew socks with a yellow and light blue retro stripe and 'Bird Nerd' text.
Bird Nerd
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bird Nerd
$14.00
Let your feet do the squawking with these orange socks, flanked by blue and yellow accents that sing a tune louder than a morning chorus. Adorned with "bird nerd" in vibrant yellow script along the leg, they're a shout-out to anyone who believes binoculars are just as essential as coffee...
Pair of crew socks; one red with white text, one white with red text.  Text includes phrases like 'WAR IS PEACE'.
1984
Crew SocksOut Of Print
$12.00
1984
$12.00
Here's an Orwellian nightmare you'll actually enjoy: 1984 novelty socks! These crew socks feature the iconic phrases "WAR IS PEACE" and "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY" on one sock, and "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER" on the other. Wear these socks to show your love of classic literature and your rebellious spirit. They're...
Bless Your Heart
Bless Your Heart
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bless Your Heart
$14.00
These white crew socks are ready to add a bit of playful wit to your day. Up top, you’ll find a classic ribbed cuff, followed by horizontal stripes in light aqua and dark blue. The front prominently features the phrase “BLESS YOUR HEART” in bold dark blue letters, giving off...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black.  The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Wife
$14.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$7.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$7.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes.  The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Sugar Mama
$14.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text.  Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Hot Dad
$13.99
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$13.99
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Life Starts At Fuck It
$13.99
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes.  Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
$13.99
Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
I Heart Cruises
$13.99
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
Pair of red crew socks with a white 'Do Not Disturb' message and white stripes. Small logo near the toes.
Do Not Disturb
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Do Not Disturb
$13.99
Need some peace and quiet? These red crew socks are pretty clear about it. They feature "DO NOT DISTURB" in bold white letters, stacked up the front of the leg. You'll also spot some crisp white stripes on the ribbed cuff, with one thicker stripe and two thinner ones, and...
Pair of black crew socks with orange and lime green stripes and 'BOOK BUM' text.
Book Bum
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Book Bum
$13.99
Settle in with your favorite read, because these socks are made for book lovers. They're primarily black, featuring bright neon green text that clearly says "BOOK BUM" just below the cuff. That top cuff has a cool stripe design, with a bold orange line flanked by two thinner white stripes....
Pair of purple crew socks with orange and beige stripes and the text 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING' repeated.
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.99
Are You Over Thinking What I'm Over Thinking?
$13.99
These crew socks pop with a vibrant purple base, making the bold yellow and orange details really stand out. On the leg, you'll find the full, thought-provoking phrase: 'ARE YOU OVER THINKING WHAT I'M OVER THINKING?' clearly visible. This design pretty much sums up how we all feel sometimes. Bright...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$14.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Dig Native Plants
$14.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
I Heart Peanut Butter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I Heart Peanut Butter
$14.00
Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...