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      Black crew socks with white double stripes at the top and a funny message: 'Another 7 hours 59 minutes and I'm outta here!'
      Another 7 Hours 59 Mins
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      $14.00
      Another 7 Hours 59 Mins
      $14.00
      The "Another 7 Hours 59 Minutes And I'm Outta Here!" socks are the ultimate work-from-home fashion statement. With bold white text on a sleek black background, these crew socks let the world know you're counting down the minutes until freedom. Who needs a watch when you can just look at...
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      Cream crew socks with maroon stripes and a vintage illustration of a woman. Text reads 'Amazingly Enough' and 'I Don't Give A Shit'.
      Amazingly Enough
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      $14.00
      Amazingly Enough
      $14.00
      Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give A Shit. Brighten up your day with these quirky, novelty socks that tell it like it is! Perfect for both men and women, these crew-length socks feature vivid pink and blue axolotls that scream "YOLO." Fun fact: These fascinating creatures can regenerate lost limbs and...
      3
      A pair of blush-pink crew socks with the text 'World's Goodest Teacher' in white. Soft, comfy cotton.
      World's Goodest Teacher
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      $13.00
      World's Goodest Teacher
      $13.00
      A pair of socks that'll make grading papers and attending PTA meetings a whole lot funner. Rock the classroom with these pink socks that say 'World's Goodest Teacher' in white. A pair made for the world's goodest teacher.
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      Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'
      We Decided Not To Have Kids
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      We Decided Not To Have Kids
      $14.00
      Calling all power couples, dog parents, and comical duos! Step up your sock game with our hilarious "We Decided Not to Have Kids" socks, where the man is spilling the tea and the woman's eyebrow game is on point. These socks will have you saying, "We decided to ditch the...
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      Crew socks in grey with navy blue stripes and a retro graphic of a man and woman drinking, with the text 'I'm the Drunk Sheep of the Family'.
      Drunk Sheep
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      $14.00
      Drunk Sheep
      $14.00
      Drunk Sheep Socks: Prepare to bleat with laughter in these outrageously hilarious socks! Featuring a cartoonish sheep wearing a party hat, holding a martini glass, and rocking a red scarf, these gray and white socks are a boozy riot. With the tagline "I
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      Green crew socks with black and white argyle design, golf ball graphic, and 'I'd Tap That' text.
      I'd Tap That
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      $14.00
      I'd Tap That
      $14.00
      Clap your hands in a flurry of argyle! Unveil your swinging skills. The black and white argyle socks complete the golf ensemble with a green backdrop. Tee off in comfort with the I'd Tap That Golf Socks. Its black toe and heel give you the grip you need to drive...
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      Off-white crew socks with a brown cuff. A retro-style illustration of a woman holding a coffee cup and text reading 'Step Aside, Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol.'
      Step Aside
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      $14.00
      Step Aside
      $14.00
      Need that extra boost of motivation to get the day started? Kick off your day with a cup of Joe in one hand and a pair of these 'Step Aside, Coffee" socks on your feet. Let the world know you mean business when you wear these comfy, white cotton socks...
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      Black crew socks with white stripes at the top and the phrase 'Shit's About To Get Real' in white lettering.
      Shit's About To Get Real
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Shit's About To Get Real
      $14.00
      Buckle up, folks these socks are about to drop some serious truth bombs! Slip on a pair of our "Shit's About To Get Real" socks and let the world know you're ready to take on whatever life throws your way. With their bold black and white design and no-nonsense message,...
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      Cream-colored crew socks with a maroon cuff, showcasing a vintage pin-up girl graphic and the text 'I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty'.
      I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty
      $14.00
      These 'I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty' novelty socks scream fun and cheekiness. Imagine slipping into these comfy crew socks with a smiling bikini-clad woman on them. These socks are not just a foot covering but a statement piece, a conversation starter guaranteed to bring smiles. They say it all: sassy,...
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      Olive green crew socks with a cartoon of a man drinking beer and the text 'Camping Without Beer'. Features olive green stripes near the cuff.
      Camping Without Beer
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      $14.00
      Camping Without Beer
      $14.00
      Camping socks with a cartoon of a bald man drinking a beer and the phrase 'Camping Without Beer...Is Just Sitting In the Woods'. This fun and quirky pair of socks is perfect for any camper who loves a good beer.
      Maroon crew socks with a funny illustration of a person yawning and the text 'A yawn is a silent scream for coffee'.
      A Yawn Is A Silent Scream
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      $14.00
      A Yawn Is A Silent Scream
      $14.00
      Unleash your inner barista with our 'A Yawn Is A Silent Scream' socks! Slip into these dark purple, crew-length socks with light purple toe and heel and proudly display your love for coffee. Featuring the hilarious saying "A yawn is a silent scream for coffee," these comfy socks will fuel...
      Grey crew socks with black stripes at the top and a black and white tattoo-style graphic of a dagger through a heart that says 'Bad Ass With A Good Ass'.
      Bad Ass With A Good Ass
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      $14.00
      Bad Ass With A Good Ass
      $14.00
      Bad Ass With A Good Ass workout socks are like a motivational speech for your feet. Designed with a black heart pierced by a sword and text that reads 'Bad Ass With A Good Ass', these gray crew socks with black stripes know how to get you going. They'll remind...
      Navy blue crew socks with maroon 'Asshole' stamps and blue accents. Features a red and blue striped cuff.
      Asshole
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Asshole
      $14.00
      Talk about a pair of socks that are sure to turn heads and get a chuckle. Our Asshole socks feature a bold pattern of red and blue labels with the words 'Asshole' and 'Total Asshole' printed in white. Perfect for the bad boy or girl in your life, these socks...
      Crew socks in blue and black. One sock shows a beer can graphic, the other reads 'BEER ME ASAP'.
      Beer Me Asap
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Beer Me Asap
      $14.00
      Take your fashion game up a notch with the "Beer Me ASAP" socks! These radical socks boast a vibrant blue and black design, featuring a cool beer can graphic on one sock and the words "Beer Me ASAP" on the other. They're sure to become your go-to socks for any...
      Purple crew socks with a white cuff, adorned with pink and white sparkly diamond illustrations and the text 'Boujee AF'.
      Boujee AF
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      $14.00
      Boujee AF
      $14.00
      Forget boring socks! Are you looking for some socks that are as extra as you are? Boujee AF socks are the answer! These purple crew socks, featuring the phrase "Boujee AF" in pink script surrounded by glittering diamonds, are perfect for anyone who wants to add a little luxury to...
      A navy blue crew sock with a yellow heel and toe. Features a yellow rubber duck in water, with the words 'Duck Off!' in red and orange.
      Duck Off
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Duck Off
      $14.00
      We've ducked the ordinary to bring you the extraordinary! Say "Duck Off" to boring socks and put on a pair of these bright blue crew socks with yellow trim and rubber duck splashing in wavy waters. With the words "Duck Off" splashed across the sock in red and orange, you're...
      A pair of black and red crew socks feature a bold white 'F-bomb' graphic on the leg and smaller repeated prints on the foot.
      F Bomb
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      F Bomb
      $14.00
      You heard it here first, folks: socks just got serious! Introducing the F-Bomb socks, where black meets red and white in a thrilling showdown. Picture this: a black sock, bold as a midnight sky, accented with a blazing red toe and heel. And wait for it...a white F-16 fighter jet...
      Blue crew socks with a pixelated bride, groom, and 'Game Over' graphic. Navy blue cuffs.
      Game Over
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Game Over
      $14.00
      Say "Game Over" to boring socks! Our playful blue socks rock a black and white graphic of a game controller and two hearts on the left foot, while the right foot features an adorable bride and groom. Whether you're just starting your relationship or celebrating years of wedded bliss, these...
      Grey crew socks with a black cuff, featuring a retro-style illustration of a happy couple and the text 'Happy Wife, Happy Life'.
      Happy Wife. Happy Life.
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Happy Wife. Happy Life.
      $14.00
      Looking for a witty way to show your love and devotion to your significant other? Slip into a pair of our Happy Wife, Happy Life crew socks, where you can tell the world how you feel. Your feet will be walking on sunshine with the picture of a smiling couple...
      Crew socks in olive green with thin orange stripes and a maroon cuff. The text 'I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE' is printed on the sock.
      I Don't Actaully Work Here
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      I Don't Actaully Work Here
      $14.00
      Slip into a pair of "I Don't Actually Work Here" socks and watch your coworkers do a double-take. The bold white lettering pops against the green and burgundy stripes, making a statement that's both playful and professional. Perfect for those days when you're feeling a little rebellious, these socks are...
      Crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. Design features a cartoon philosopher in a thought bubble saying 'I fart therefore I am'.
      I Fart Therefore I Am
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      I Fart Therefore I Am
      $14.00
      We all do it! Have you ever considered the fact that you have more in common with an axolotl than you thought? These socks will make you think of that every time you put them on! Who says fart jokes are only funny when your dad makes them? These socks...
      Gray crew socks with thin gray and white stripes and the text 'I Love Meetings About Meetings'.
      I Love Meetings About Meetings
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      I Love Meetings About Meetings
      $14.00
      Calling all meeting lovers! Step up your sock game with our "I Love Meetings About Meetings" socks. These blue and gray striped crew socks will add a touch of humor to your workday (or Zoom call). Featuring a playful pattern of words that any office worker can relate to, these...
      Beige crew socks with olive green stripes and accents. Design includes clouds, speech bubbles, and an illustration of someone using a laptop.
      Indoorsy
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Indoorsy
      $14.00
      Transport yourself to a world of cozy vibes and playlists with our "Indoorsy" socks. Grab a pair and let the rhythm flow through you while you conquer your playlists or chill out with your favorite series. With these socks on, you'll radiate an aura of musical bliss, even when you're...
      Dark grey crew socks with a white bandage graphic and the text 'It All Hurts And I'm Dying'. Features a white and grey striped cuff.
      It All Hurts And I'm Dying
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      $14.00
      It All Hurts And I'm Dying
      $14.00
      Get ready for an iconic, dynamic sock experience! Picture this: dark gray with white stripes at the top and a white toe. On the front, a bold statement that perfectly captures how we all feel during a workout: It All Hurts and I'm Dying.  It's a tongue-in-cheek way to...
      Crew socks in teal and grey featuring a pair of cartoon eyes and the text 'I Woke Up Tired'.
      I Woke Up Tired
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      I Woke Up Tired
      $14.00
      Check out these quirky gray socks, featuring bold black stripes and vivid blue accents on the toes, heels, and tops! They're not just your ordinary pair of socks; these come with a fun twist. Adorned with a pair of tired cartoon eyes and the playful phrase "I Woke Up Tired"...
      Crew socks in navy, red, and black. Feature a coffee cup in headphones and the text 'Let's NPR and chill.'
      Let's NPR & Chill
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Let's NPR & Chill
      $14.00
      Kick back and enjoy a refreshing NPR listen with a twist with our "Let's NPR and Chill" socks. These wicked blue, red, and black crew socks feature a martini glass with headphones on them the perfect way to unwind and indulge in your favorite podcast. Impress your podcast-loving crew or...
      Crew socks in navy blue, teal, and light green, featuring a pixelated spaceship design and the text 'Nerdy By Nature'.
      Nerdy By Nature
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Nerdy By Nature
      $14.00
      Unleash your inner nerd with these electrifying 'Nerdy By Nature' socks! With their vibrant light blue and green accents against a dark blue background, they'll make you feel like a rocket scientist (even if your knowledge of astrophysics is limited to Star Trek reruns). And those tiny white dots? They're...
      Crew socks in blue with a teal speech bubble saying 'Not This Shit Again'. The sock also features small red and white triangles on a blue background.
      Not This Shit Again
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      $14.00
      Not This Shit Again
      $14.00
      The 'Not This Shit Again' Socks: When life throws curveballs your way, pull up your socks and laugh it off! These blue and red crew-length socks feature a speech bubble with the words 'Not This Shit Again' and are decorated with triangle shapes. Perfect for men and women who know...
      Crew socks in black with purple accents. One sock features geometric stripes, the other says 'Off Duty' and 'Go Ask Dad'.
      Off Duty - Go Ask Dad
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Off Duty - Go Ask Dad
      $14.00
      Ever wish Mom had an 'Off Duty' sign she could hang up? The 'Go Ask Dad' sign below tells you exactly where to go next. These comfortable crew socks are perfect for Mom to wear while putting her feet up on Mother's Day and whenever she needs a break from...
      A navy blue crew sock with orange heel and toe. White 'OK BOOMER' text is prominently displayed.
      Ok Boomer
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Ok Boomer
      $14.00
      They say sock it to me, well these socks say it back! Sock it to 'em with this pair of blue socks emblazoned with the phrase 'OK Boomer'. Whether you're a member of Gen X, Y, or Z show off your attitude with these trendy socks with orange accents. Who...
      Grey crew socks with a black and white portrait of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, sunglasses, and the phrase 'Dawn of Justice'.
      RBG: Dawn Of Justice
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      $14.00
      RBG: Dawn Of Justice
      $14.00
      First they came for our reproductive rights, then our right to dissent. RBG: Dawn of Justice socks are a reminder to fight for justice and equality no matter what. Wear these gray socks with a black toe, heel and stripes and show your support for the Notorious RBG.
      Cream crew socks with yellow polka dots, teal stripes, and a retro woman graphic with the text 'See You Next Tuesday!'
      See You Next Tuesday
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      See You Next Tuesday
      $14.00
      These playful socks are a hoot and will get you noticed! Guaranteed to turn heads for their cleverness, these crew socks have a quirky pattern featuring a winking woman and the phrase "See You Next Tuesday". These unique socks make a fun statement and are perfect for people with a...
      Grey crew socks with black stripes and the phrase 'All The Fucks I Give:' followed by a numbered list. Fun and sarcastic!
      All The Fucks I Give
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      $14.00
      All The Fucks I Give
      $14.00
      Get ready to elevate your sock game with All The Fucks I Give socks! Forget about boring old socks - these sassy crew socks are all about fun and expressing yourself. With their bold black text against a sleek gray background and three empty lines below, it's like you're making...
      Cream crew socks with green forest design and orange 'May the Forest Be With You' text. Features olive green heel and toe.
      May The Forest Be With You
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      $14.00
      May The Forest Be With You
      $14.00
      Calling all nature-loving tree huggers, camping enthusiasts, and Star Wars fanatics! Get ready to embark on a wild adventure with our 'May The Forest Be With You' socks. Rock these bad boys and conquer the great outdoors in style. The vibrant orange leaves and green pine trees will definitely make...
      Black crew socks with red cuffs, featuring a chaotic design of party-themed illustrations and the phrase 'We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up'.
      We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up
      $14.00
      These aren't your average socks! "We Came, We Saw, We Fucked Shit Up" black socks are here to spice up your footwear game with their vibrant red toes, heels, and trim. Not only will you be stylin', you'll be dropping jaws and making statements wherever you go. Be the talk...
      Brown crew socks with rust accents and a white argyle pattern. Features a white bone graphic and the text 'I want to, but my dog said no'.
      I Want To But My Dog Said No
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      $14.00
      I Want To But My Dog Said No
      $14.00
      Introducing the sassy and hilarious "I Want To But My Dog Said No" crew socks! Featuring the iconic phrase emblazoned on a stylish brown, white, and orange design, these socks are sure to turn heads and bring a smile to your face. Perfect for men and women, these socks are...
      Blue crew socks with a playful 'I'm on the Very Naughty List' design, featuring liquor bottle and glass illustrations.
      I'm On The Very Naughty List
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      $14.00
      I'm On The Very Naughty List
      $14.00
      Crank up the holiday cheer and your naughtiness with these "I'M ON THE VERY NAUGHTY LIST" socks. Featuring snowflake and martini glass designs on a bright blue background, these socks are proof that even Santas naughty list can have a little fun. Slide into a pair of these comfy crew-length...
      A single light-blue crew sock with the phrase 'Maybe Swearing Will Help' in white text. The sock is shown from the side, angled.
      Maybe Swearing Will Help
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      $14.00
      Maybe Swearing Will Help
      $14.00
      We could all use a little help sometimes, why not try swearing? This pair of cool and comfortable crew socks is sure to help you get through your day. Featuring the words "Maybe Swearing Will Help A Little" in white on a blue background, these socks are perfect for men...
      Crew socks in camo green and gold with a deer face graphic and the text 'I LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE'.
      I Like Big Bucks And I Cannot Lie
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      $14.00
      I Like Big Bucks And I Cannot Lie
      $14.00
      Unleash your inner doe-eyed charm with these "I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie" deer socks! Inspired by the iconic hip-hop hit, these camouflage-patterned socks are sure to get you noticed. Perfect for casual escapades, these deer-adorned crew socks will have you prancing with pride.
      White crew socks with a pizza slice graphic, red and green stripes at the top, and a checkered pattern at the bottom. Text reads, 'You Want a Pizza Me?'
      You Want A Pizza Me
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      $14.00
      You Want A Pizza Me
      $14.00
      Who's hungry for style? We've got just the socks for you! Meet 'You Want a Pizza Me?!', a cheesy, saucy design that will make you the talk of the town (or at least your pizza party). These crew socks are splashed with pepperoni, black olives, and a mischievous cartoon pizza...
      Cream crew socks with a brown cuff, featuring an illustration of an Old Fashioned cocktail and small mustard and red x's.
      Call Me Old Fashioned
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      $14.00
      Call Me Old Fashioned
      $14.00
      I'll bet that you didn't know that 'Call Me Old Fashioned' referred to the classic cocktail and not just an expression meaning a bit old-fashioned. Now that you know, may I interest you in these white socks with brown tops that bear the words 'Call Me Old Fashioned' in brown...
      Black crew socks with a white slogan: 'Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again Neither Does Milk'.
      Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
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      $14.00
      Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems
      $14.00
      Black socks with white text that reads "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk" - a tongue in cheek joke and memento that even the greatest beverages can't fix life's biggest problems. Designed to fit all people, these unisex, crew-length socks let you express your playful...
      Crew socks in light blue with a brown coffee cup, coffee beans, and the text 'Decaf? That's Adorable.' Brown heel and toe.
      Decaf? That's Adorable
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      $14.00
      Decaf? That's Adorable
      $14.00
      Who needs a cup of joe when you can have a pair of these coffee socks? The light blue crew socks with a brown heel and toe are perfect for coffee lovers. They're made for men and women and feature the words "Decaf? That's Adorable" written on the front in...
      Burgundy crew socks with a lilac design. Text reads, "Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit." A small lilac whisk graphic is included.
      Well Butter My Buns
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Well Butter My Buns
      $14.00
      Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit! These crew length socks for women feature the phrase "Well, Butter My Buns and Call Me a Biscuit" in a bold and playful font. Perfect for the baking enthusiast or anyone who loves a good pun. They're sure to bring a...
      A navy blue crew sock with olive and teal stripes features the text 'I'm all organized & shit' in light gray.
      I'm All Organized And Shit
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      $14.00
      I'm All Organized And Shit
      $14.00
      I'm All Organized & Shit Socks: The Perfect Accessory for the Disorganized These "I'm All Organized & Shit" socks are so organized, they'll even fold themselves in your sock drawer. Who said you can't combine fashion with humor?
      Crew socks in mustard yellow and white, featuring a playful cat design and the text 'You've Gotta Be Kitten Me'.
      You've Gotta Be Kitten Me
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      $14.00
      You've Gotta Be Kitten Me
      $14.00
      You've gotta be kitten me, you need these socks! Featuring a happy crew of cartoon cats in various poses, these yellow socks have a white toe, heel, and top, with a brown stripe around the top of the white section and the words 'You've gotta be kitten me'. These womens...