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mens funny work crew socks with "another 7 hours 59 minutes and i'm outta here" text.
Another 7 Hours 59 Mins
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$14.00
Another 7 Hours 59 Mins
$14.00
The "Another 7 Hours 59 Minutes And I'm Outta Here!" socks are the ultimate work-from-home fashion statement. With bold white text on a sleek black background, these crew socks let the world know you're counting down the minutes until freedom. Who needs a watch when you can just look at...
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novelty crew socks with axolotl pattern and "amazingly enough...i don't give a shit" message.
Amazingly Enough
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$14.00
Amazingly Enough
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Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give A Shit. Brighten up your day with these quirky, novelty socks that tell it like it is! Perfect for both men and women, these crew-length socks feature vivid pink and blue axolotls that scream "YOLO." Fun fact: These fascinating creatures can regenerate lost limbs and...
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light pink crew socks with the white text 'world's goodest teacher'
World's Goodest Teacher
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$13.00
World's Goodest Teacher
$13.00
A pair of socks that'll make grading papers and attending PTA meetings a whole lot funner. Rock the classroom with these pink socks that say 'World's Goodest Teacher' in white. A pair made for the world's goodest teacher.
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white crew socks with red stripes and cartoon man and woman. text reads "we decided not to have kids. the kids are taking it pretty hard."
We Decided Not To Have Kids
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$14.00
We Decided Not To Have Kids
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Calling all power couples, dog parents, and comical duos! Step up your sock game with our hilarious "We Decided Not to Have Kids" socks, where the man is spilling the tea and the woman's eyebrow game is on point. These socks will have you saying, "We decided to ditch the...
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mens gray crew socks with cartoonish sheep in party hat holding martini glass and "i'm the drunk sheep of the family" text.
Drunk Sheep
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$14.00
Drunk Sheep
$14.00
Drunk Sheep Socks: Prepare to bleat with laughter in these outrageously hilarious socks! Featuring a cartoonish sheep wearing a party hat, holding a martini glass, and rocking a red scarf, these gray and white socks are a boozy riot. With the tagline "I
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mens green crew socks with black toe and heel. 'i'd tap that' is written on the black sole. argyl print in black and white on a green background.
I'd Tap That
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$14.00
I'd Tap That
$14.00
Clap your hands in a flurry of argyle! Unveil your swinging skills. The black and white argyle socks complete the golf ensemble with a green backdrop. Tee off in comfort with the I'd Tap That Golf Socks. Its black toe and heel give you the grip you need to drive...
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white cotton crew sock with brown heel and toe. image of blonde bombshell with coffee mug and words 'step aside, coffee...this is a job for alcohol'. for women.
Step Aside
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$14.00
Step Aside
$14.00
Need that extra boost of motivation to get the day started? Kick off your day with a cup of Joe in one hand and a pair of these 'Step Aside, Coffee" socks on your feet. Let the world know you mean business when you wear these comfy, white cotton socks...
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black crew socks with white "shit's about to get real" text, made for men and women.
Shit's About To Get Real
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$14.00
Shit's About To Get Real
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Buckle up, folks these socks are about to drop some serious truth bombs! Slip on a pair of our "Shit's About To Get Real" socks and let the world know you're ready to take on whatever life throws your way. With their bold black and white design and no-nonsense message,...
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white crew socks with a smiling woman in a red bikini and the words "i'm not needy...i'm wanty" written in red and brown letters.
I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty
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I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty
$14.00
These 'I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty' novelty socks scream fun and cheekiness. Imagine slipping into these comfy crew socks with a smiling bikini-clad woman on them. These socks are not just a foot covering but a statement piece, a conversation starter guaranteed to bring smiles. They say it all: sassy,...
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 camping crew socks for men with a graphic of a bald man drinking a beer and the text "camping without beer...is just sitting in the woods".
Camping Without Beer
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$14.00
Camping Without Beer
$14.00
Camping socks with a cartoon of a bald man drinking a beer and the phrase 'Camping Without Beer...Is Just Sitting In the Woods'. This fun and quirky pair of socks is perfect for any camper who loves a good beer.
dark purple and light purple toe and heel crew socks featuring "a yawn is a silent scream for coffee" slogan
A Yawn Is A Silent Scream
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$14.00
A Yawn Is A Silent Scream
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Unleash your inner barista with our 'A Yawn Is A Silent Scream' socks! Slip into these dark purple, crew-length socks with light purple toe and heel and proudly display your love for coffee. Featuring the hilarious saying "A yawn is a silent scream for coffee," these comfy socks will fuel...
gray workout socks with black stripes feature text that says 'bad ass with a good ass' and a black heart with a sword through it.
Bad Ass With A Good Ass
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$14.00
Bad Ass With A Good Ass
$14.00
Bad Ass With A Good Ass workout socks are like a motivational speech for your feet. Designed with a black heart pierced by a sword and text that reads 'Bad Ass With A Good Ass', these gray crew socks with black stripes know how to get you going. They'll remind...
mens crew socks with red '{asshole}' and blue '{total asshole}' labels on a dark blue background
Asshole
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$14.00
Asshole
$14.00
Talk about a pair of socks that are sure to turn heads and get a chuckle. Our Asshole socks feature a bold pattern of red and blue labels with the words 'Asshole' and 'Total Asshole' printed in white. Perfect for the bad boy or girl in your life, these socks...
blue, black, and white crew socks with beer can graphic and "beer me asap" text.
Beer Me Asap
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$14.00
Beer Me Asap
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Take your fashion game up a notch with the "Beer Me ASAP" socks! These radical socks boast a vibrant blue and black design, featuring a cool beer can graphic on one sock and the words "Beer Me ASAP" on the other. They're sure to become your go-to socks for any...
purple crew socks, "boujee af" script in pink, men, women, novelty, funny graphic.
Boujee AF
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$14.00
Boujee AF
$14.00
Forget boring socks! Are you looking for some socks that are as extra as you are? Boujee AF socks are the answer! These purple crew socks, featuring the phrase "Boujee AF" in pink script surrounded by glittering diamonds, are perfect for anyone who wants to add a little luxury to...
blue crew sock with yellow trim and rubber duck on leg, "duck off" written above.
Duck Off
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$14.00
Duck Off
$14.00
We've ducked the ordinary to bring you the extraordinary! Say "Duck Off" to boring socks and put on a pair of these bright blue crew socks with yellow trim and rubber duck splashing in wavy waters. With the words "Duck Off" splashed across the sock in red and orange, you're...
black f-16 fighter jet dropping a bomb on mushroom cloud novelty mens crew socks.
F Bomb
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$14.00
F Bomb
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You heard it here first, folks: socks just got serious! Introducing the F-Bomb socks, where black meets red and white in a thrilling showdown. Picture this: a black sock, bold as a midnight sky, accented with a blazing red toe and heel. And wait for it...a white F-16 fighter jet...
blue crew socks with black "game over" and hearts graphic on one sock and bride and groom image on the other.
Game Over
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$14.00
Game Over
$14.00
Say "Game Over" to boring socks! Our playful blue socks rock a black and white graphic of a game controller and two hearts on the left foot, while the right foot features an adorable bride and groom. Whether you're just starting your relationship or celebrating years of wedded bliss, these...
humorous men's novelty crew socks with "happy wife...happy life" and a picture of a happy couple.
Happy Wife. Happy Life.
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$14.00
Happy Wife. Happy Life.
$14.00
Looking for a witty way to show your love and devotion to your significant other? Slip into a pair of our Happy Wife, Happy Life crew socks, where you can tell the world how you feel. Your feet will be walking on sunshine with the picture of a smiling couple...
mens dark green 'i don't actually work here' socks in orange and burgundy stripes.
I Don't Actaully Work Here
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$14.00
I Don't Actaully Work Here
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Slip into a pair of "I Don't Actually Work Here" socks and watch your coworkers do a double-take. The bold white lettering pops against the green and burgundy stripes, making a statement that's both playful and professional. Perfect for those days when you're feeling a little rebellious, these socks are...
blue crew socks feature a businessman holding his nose below a fart cloud and the words "i fart therefore i am,".
I Fart Therefore I Am
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$14.00
I Fart Therefore I Am
$14.00
We all do it! Have you ever considered the fact that you have more in common with an axolotl than you thought? These socks will make you think of that every time you put them on! Who says fart jokes are only funny when your dad makes them? These socks...
mens blue and gray striped crew socks with "i love meetings about meetings" in contrasting colors.
I Love Meetings About Meetings
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$14.00
I Love Meetings About Meetings
$14.00
Calling all meeting lovers! Step up your sock game with our "I Love Meetings About Meetings" socks. These blue and gray striped crew socks will add a touch of humor to your workday (or Zoom call). Featuring a playful pattern of words that any office worker can relate to, these...
 beige crew socks with "indoorsy" in green text and two green stripes, featuring a person wearing headphones and using a laptop with musical notes in speech bubbles, clouds, raindrops, and a lightning bolt.
Indoorsy
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$14.00
Indoorsy
$14.00
Transport yourself to a world of cozy vibes and playlists with our "Indoorsy" socks. Grab a pair and let the rhythm flow through you while you conquer your playlists or chill out with your favorite series. With these socks on, you'll radiate an aura of musical bliss, even when you're...
dark gray crew socks with white stripes, white toe. "it all hurts and i'm dying" written in white letters.
It All Hurts And I'm Dying
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$14.00
It All Hurts And I'm Dying
$14.00
Get ready for an iconic, dynamic sock experience! Picture this: dark gray with white stripes at the top and a white toe. On the front, a bold statement that perfectly captures how we all feel during a workout: It All Hurts and I'm Dying.  It's a tongue-in-cheek way to...
mens crew socks that say "i woke up tired" in white lettering on blue toes, heels, and tops.
I Woke Up Tired
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$14.00
I Woke Up Tired
$14.00
Check out these quirky gray socks, featuring bold black stripes and vivid blue accents on the toes, heels, and tops! They're not just your ordinary pair of socks; these come with a fun twist. Adorned with a pair of tired cartoon eyes and the playful phrase "I Woke Up Tired"...
crew socks with 'let's npr and chill' text and martini glass with headphones graphic for men.
Let's NPR & Chill
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$14.00
Let's NPR & Chill
$14.00
Kick back and enjoy a refreshing NPR listen with a twist with our "Let's NPR and Chill" socks. These wicked blue, red, and black crew socks feature a martini glass with headphones on them the perfect way to unwind and indulge in your favorite podcast. Impress your podcast-loving crew or...
blue crew socks with light blue accents and rocket ship motif. perfect for showcasing your inner nerd!
Nerdy By Nature
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$14.00
Nerdy By Nature
$14.00
Unleash your inner nerd with these electrifying 'Nerdy By Nature' socks! With their vibrant light blue and green accents against a dark blue background, they'll make you feel like a rocket scientist (even if your knowledge of astrophysics is limited to Star Trek reruns). And those tiny white dots? They're...
blue and red crew socks with speech bubble saying "not this shit again". triangle shapes complete the fun design.
Not This Shit Again
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$14.00
Not This Shit Again
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The 'Not This Shit Again' Socks: When life throws curveballs your way, pull up your socks and laugh it off! These blue and red crew-length socks feature a speech bubble with the words 'Not This Shit Again' and are decorated with triangle shapes. Perfect for men and women who know...
 black crew socks with purple toes and heels for women featuring 'off duty' and 'go ask dad' in yellow and purple text.
Off Duty - Go Ask Dad
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$14.00
Off Duty - Go Ask Dad
$14.00
Ever wish Mom had an 'Off Duty' sign she could hang up? The 'Go Ask Dad' sign below tells you exactly where to go next. These comfortable crew socks are perfect for Mom to wear while putting her feet up on Mother's Day and whenever she needs a break from...
blue socks with "ok boomer" text on the leg, three blue stripes at top, orange toe and heel.
Ok Boomer
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$14.00
Ok Boomer
$14.00
They say sock it to me, well these socks say it back! Sock it to 'em with this pair of blue socks emblazoned with the phrase 'OK Boomer'. Whether you're a member of Gen X, Y, or Z show off your attitude with these trendy socks with orange accents. Who...
gray crew socks with black toe, heel and stripes feature ruth bader ginsberg and the words "dawn of justice."
RBG: Dawn Of Justice
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$14.00
RBG: Dawn Of Justice
$14.00
First they came for our reproductive rights, then our right to dissent. RBG: Dawn of Justice socks are a reminder to fight for justice and equality no matter what. Wear these gray socks with a black toe, heel and stripes and show your support for the Notorious RBG.
crew socks with yellow polka dots, blue stripes at the top, and a picture of a woman winking while saying "see you next tuesday".
See You Next Tuesday
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$14.00
See You Next Tuesday
$14.00
These playful socks are a hoot and will get you noticed! Guaranteed to turn heads for their cleverness, these crew socks have a quirky pattern featuring a winking woman and the phrase "See You Next Tuesday". These unique socks make a fun statement and are perfect for people with a...
 yellow, red, black, and white crew socks with 'show me your kitties' text and cartoon cat graphics.
Show Me Your Kitties
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$14.00
Show Me Your Kitties
$14.00
These yellow, red, black, and white socks with the words 'SHOW ME YOUR KITTIES' emblazoned across the top and three cartoon cats adorning the foot are purr-fect for any cat lover. Whether you're a crazy cat lady or just think kittens are the cat's meow, these socks will make you...
crew socks for men with large stfu emoji face design in yellow with red headband. white socks with red and gray stripes near toe.
STFU
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$14.00
STFU
$14.00
Express yourself without saying a word! Show off your sassy side with these STFU crew socks. Featuring a large, yellow emoji face with a red headband that simply says "STFU", these socks are sure to get a reaction. The white socks with red and gray striped pattern near the toe...
white crew socks with yellow toe, heel, and top featuring a pattern of lemons, lemon slices, and green leaves. the words 'suck it' are written in black on the yellow top of the sock.
Suck It
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$14.00
Suck It
$14.00
Ready to pucker up and show off your citrusy style? These lemon sucker socks are bursting with a sunny disposition! With their bright yellow heels, toes, and lemon-printed white bodies emblazoned with the words, "Suck It," these socks will add a zesty zing to any outfit. Who says socks can't...
mid-calf length men's crew socks with repeating white skull pattern on dark gray background. 'this dad is a real mother fucker' printed on foot.
This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker
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$14.00
This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker
$14.00
Introducing the "This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker" socks, the ultimate accessory for the punk-dad who's not afraid to break the rules. With a dark gray background, repeating white skulls, and a bold, in-your-face message, these socks are sure to turn heads wherever you go. Made of a durable...
mens' crew socks with "this guy needs a beer" and beer stein pattern in green and gold.
This Guy Needs A Beer
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$14.00
This Guy Needs A Beer
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Beer me! Slip into the This Guy Needs A Beer novelty crew socks and quench your thirst for fun. With a frothy beer stein on one side and the cheeky message "This Guy Needs A Beer" on the other, these socks will have you and your drinking buddies toasting to...
blue novelty socks with white toe, heel, and top. they feature a tiger biting a man's arm with the words 'carole fucking baskin' above the tiger.
Tiger King Carole Fuckin' Baskin
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$14.00
Tiger King Carole Fuckin' Baskin
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We're not lion when we say you'll be the king of the jungle when you wear these socks dedicated to the Tiger King himself! They're a great gift for anyone who loves the show or just loves tigers. Wear them when you need a little wild inspiration or just to...
"trophy husband" crew socks in blue and gray. goes well with house shoes, slippers, sneakers, and loafers. funny novelty socks.
Trophy Husband
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$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
A trophy husband isn't easy to find, just like a sock that doesn't go missing in the laundry. These blue and gray socks are your perfect match. They're not afraid to show off their title, with "Trophy Husband" emblazoned on the side. You'll keep your feet feeling like royalty with...
white sock with green stripes that say "your stupid" in black. for men and women.
Your Stupid
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$14.00
Your Stupid
$14.00
Are you tired of the same old socks? Do you want to walk on the wild side and show everyone what a fun and edgy person you are? Your Stupid socks are the perfect choice. With their bold green stripes and bright white background, these socks will turn heads wherever...
green llama crew socks with a llama wearing a yellow hat and green scarf meditating amidst snowflakes.
Baby Llama Don't Need No Drama
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$14.00
Baby Llama Don't Need No Drama
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Embrace your inner zen with our Baby Llama Don't Need No Drama crew socks. Picture this: a green wonderland where a serene llama, adorned with a yellow hat and a green scarf, sits cross-legged, meditating amidst fluttering snowflakes. Slip into these socks and let the llama's peaceful vibes transform your...
black crew socks with white text that reads: "i'm not fucking stupid. i mean i used to, but we broke up."
I'm Not Fucking Stupid
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$14.00
I'm Not Fucking Stupid
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Who says socks can't be funny? These I'm Not Fucking Stupid crew socks are a hilarious way to add personality to your feet. They're perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, or anyone who just wants to show the world they're not afraid to be a little sassy.
leopard spotted socks with the words "sexy... kind of" for men and women
Sexy Kind Of
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$14.00
Sexy Kind Of
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Say hello to purrfection with these sassy socks featuring sexy leopard spots and the words "Sexy... Kind of." White with pink toe, heel and cuff, these socks capture the essence of a sassy femme fatale, reminding everyone who wears them that they're fierce and fabulous. Meow!
blue socks with yellow stripes, featuring a cartoon character wearing a suit and hat, pointing and holding a cigar, with the phrase "ya done messed up a-a-merica"
Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica
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$14.00
Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica
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Meet the Ya Done Messed Up A-A-Merica socks! These blue and yellow striped knee-highs feature a stern-faced businessman cartoon pointing his finger and holding a cigar, reminding us in his no-nonsense way that something's gone awry! Whether you're a fan of political humor or just appreciate a good ol' fashioned...
white crew socks with brown stripes and the words "free ballin'" written in brown.
Free Ballin'
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$14.00
Free Ballin'
$14.00
Rock these free ballin' socks proudly and don't worry about a thing! If you're a man or woman who wants to subtly let people know you're not afraid to express yourself, these crew-length socks are the perfect footwear to make a hilarious statement. With their white cotton fabric, brown stripes,...