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      Black crew socks with white double stripes at the top and a funny message: 'Another 7 hours 59 minutes and I'm outta here!'
      Another 7 Hours 59 Mins
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      $14.00
      Another 7 Hours 59 Mins
      $14.00
      The "Another 7 Hours 59 Minutes And I'm Outta Here!" socks are the ultimate work-from-home fashion statement. With bold white text on a sleek black background, these crew socks let the world know you're counting down the minutes until freedom. Who needs a watch when you can just look at...
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      Cream crew socks with maroon stripes and a vintage illustration of a woman. Text reads 'Amazingly Enough' and 'I Don't Give A Shit'.
      Amazingly Enough
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      $14.00
      Amazingly Enough
      $14.00
      Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give A Shit. Brighten up your day with these quirky, novelty socks that tell it like it is! Perfect for both men and women, these crew-length socks feature vivid pink and blue axolotls that scream "YOLO." Fun fact: These fascinating creatures can regenerate lost limbs and...
      3
      A pair of blush-pink crew socks with the text 'World's Goodest Teacher' in white. Soft, comfy cotton.
      World's Goodest Teacher
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      $13.00
      World's Goodest Teacher
      $13.00
      A pair of socks that'll make grading papers and attending PTA meetings a whole lot funner. Rock the classroom with these pink socks that say 'World's Goodest Teacher' in white. A pair made for the world's goodest teacher.
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      Off-white crew socks with red stripes and a humorous illustration of a couple. Text reads 'We decided NOT to have kids' and 'The kids are taking it pretty hard.'
      We Decided Not To Have Kids
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      $14.00
      We Decided Not To Have Kids
      $14.00
      Calling all power couples, dog parents, and comical duos! Step up your sock game with our hilarious "We Decided Not to Have Kids" socks, where the man is spilling the tea and the woman's eyebrow game is on point. These socks will have you saying, "We decided to ditch the...
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      Two crew socks. One gray with red/white stripes and a Jaws shark graphic; one navy blue with nautical anchors, wheels, and small shark graphics.
      Jaws BW 2 Pack
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      $20.00
      Jaws BW 2 Pack
      $20.00
      Jaw-some socks for fans of the classic horror film Jaws! One sock features a bold print of the iconic shark with splashes of blood and the other features a salty blue seascape filled with anchors and ship wheels. Slip into a pair of these crew-length socks and take a bite...
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      Crew socks in grey with navy blue stripes and a retro graphic of a man and woman drinking, with the text 'I'm the Drunk Sheep of the Family'.
      Drunk Sheep
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      $14.00
      Drunk Sheep
      $14.00
      Drunk Sheep Socks: Prepare to bleat with laughter in these outrageously hilarious socks! Featuring a cartoonish sheep wearing a party hat, holding a martini glass, and rocking a red scarf, these gray and white socks are a boozy riot. With the tagline "I
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      Two crew socks; one grey with repeating Sega Genesis controller designs, the other black with a white Sega Genesis logo.
      Sega Genesis 2 Pack
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      $20.00
      Sega Genesis 2 Pack
      $20.00
      Yo, these Sega Genesis socks are a rad way to level up your sock game. With a black and gray colorway, they're understated enough for everyday wear, but the white and blue logo on the leg and the repeating pattern of Sega Genesis game system controllers on the gray sock...
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      Green crew socks with black and white argyle design, golf ball graphic, and 'I'd Tap That' text.
      I'd Tap That
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      $14.00
      I'd Tap That
      $14.00
      Clap your hands in a flurry of argyle! Unveil your swinging skills. The black and white argyle socks complete the golf ensemble with a green backdrop. Tee off in comfort with the I'd Tap That Golf Socks. Its black toe and heel give you the grip you need to drive...
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      Grey crew socks with white stripes and a Stormtrooper graphic from Star Wars Episode IX. The First Order text is also featured.
      Star Wars EP 9 The First Order
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      $13.00
      Star Wars EP 9 The First Order
      $13.00
      Troopers all over the galaxy will want to wear these official Star Wars Episode IX socks. The design is as fresh as a new droid and will help keep your feet safe from the harsh realities of the galaxy. The gray cotton socks are adorned with the iconic white helmet...
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      Black crew socks with white stripes at the top and the phrase 'Shit's About To Get Real' in white lettering.
      Shit's About To Get Real
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      $14.00
      Shit's About To Get Real
      $14.00
      Buckle up, folks these socks are about to drop some serious truth bombs! Slip on a pair of our "Shit's About To Get Real" socks and let the world know you're ready to take on whatever life throws your way. With their bold black and white design and no-nonsense message,...
      Two crew socks; one dark grey with Sega Genesis controller and button designs, the other light grey with black stripes.
      Sega Genesis Console 2 Pack
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      $20.00
      Sega Genesis Console 2 Pack
      $20.00
      Sock it to the old school with these Sega Genesis Console 2 Pack Crew Socks! The grey and black color scheme is classic, while the pattern of video game controllers will take you on a trip down memory lane. The reinforced toe and heel provide lasting comfort, ensuring your feet...
      Olive green crew socks with a cartoon of a man drinking beer and the text 'Camping Without Beer'. Features olive green stripes near the cuff.
      Camping Without Beer
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      $14.00
      Camping Without Beer
      $14.00
      Camping socks with a cartoon of a bald man drinking a beer and the phrase 'Camping Without Beer...Is Just Sitting In the Woods'. This fun and quirky pair of socks is perfect for any camper who loves a good beer.
      Maroon crew socks with a funny illustration of a person yawning and the text 'A yawn is a silent scream for coffee'.
      A Yawn Is A Silent Scream
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      $14.00
      A Yawn Is A Silent Scream
      $14.00
      Unleash your inner barista with our 'A Yawn Is A Silent Scream' socks! Slip into these dark purple, crew-length socks with light purple toe and heel and proudly display your love for coffee. Featuring the hilarious saying "A yawn is a silent scream for coffee," these comfy socks will fuel...
      Grey crew socks with black stripes at the top and a black and white tattoo-style graphic of a dagger through a heart that says 'Bad Ass With A Good Ass'.
      Bad Ass With A Good Ass
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      $14.00
      Bad Ass With A Good Ass
      $14.00
      Bad Ass With A Good Ass workout socks are like a motivational speech for your feet. Designed with a black heart pierced by a sword and text that reads 'Bad Ass With A Good Ass', these gray crew socks with black stripes know how to get you going. They'll remind...
      Navy blue crew socks with maroon 'Asshole' stamps and blue accents. Features a red and blue striped cuff.
      Asshole
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      $14.00
      Asshole
      $14.00
      Talk about a pair of socks that are sure to turn heads and get a chuckle. Our Asshole socks feature a bold pattern of red and blue labels with the words 'Asshole' and 'Total Asshole' printed in white. Perfect for the bad boy or girl in your life, these socks...
      Crew socks in blue and black. One sock shows a beer can graphic, the other reads 'BEER ME ASAP'.
      Beer Me Asap
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      $14.00
      Beer Me Asap
      $14.00
      Take your fashion game up a notch with the "Beer Me ASAP" socks! These radical socks boast a vibrant blue and black design, featuring a cool beer can graphic on one sock and the words "Beer Me ASAP" on the other. They're sure to become your go-to socks for any...
      White crew socks with black stripes and a design of a worm on a stack of books. The text 'Books Are My Jam' is printed on the sock.
      Books Are My Jam
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      $14.00
      Books Are My Jam
      $14.00
      Worms love books. Our bestselling literary worm crew socks are the perfect match for bookworms. Wear your love of reading on your feet with these cleverly designed socks showcasing a witty worm character studying hard on a stack of books. They're fun, cozy, and will make bibliophiles smile. Perfect for...
      Purple crew socks with a white cuff, adorned with pink and white sparkly diamond illustrations and the text 'Boujee AF'.
      Boujee AF
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      $14.00
      Boujee AF
      $14.00
      Forget boring socks! Are you looking for some socks that are as extra as you are? Boujee AF socks are the answer! These purple crew socks, featuring the phrase "Boujee AF" in pink script surrounded by glittering diamonds, are perfect for anyone who wants to add a little luxury to...
      Crew socks in white, teal, and light blue. Oreo cookies are printed on the socks, along with the phrase, 'I thought you said Oreo'.
      Cardio? I Thought You Said Oreo
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      $14.00
      Cardio? I Thought You Said Oreo
      $14.00
      Cardio? I Thought You Said Oreo socks: Feast your sole on these delectable treats for your feet! These white socks with blue and light blue trim feature an Oreo cookie with the word "CARDIO" written above it and the phrase "I thought you said OREO" below it, serving a delicious...
      Crew socks in teal blue, featuring colorful marlin, a yacht, and ocean waves. A fun, illustrated design for fishing enthusiasts.
      Deep Sea Fishing
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Deep Sea Fishing
      $14.00
      Calling all anglers! Dive into our Deep Sea Fishing socks and reel in compliments on your fresh style. These blue bad boys are adorned with a vivid pattern of marlin fish and fishing boats, so you can take the adventure with you wherever you go. Featuring a comfy crew length,...
      A navy blue crew sock with a yellow heel and toe. Features a yellow rubber duck in water, with the words 'Duck Off!' in red and orange.
      Duck Off
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Duck Off
      $14.00
      We've ducked the ordinary to bring you the extraordinary! Say "Duck Off" to boring socks and put on a pair of these bright blue crew socks with yellow trim and rubber duck splashing in wavy waters. With the words "Duck Off" splashed across the sock in red and orange, you're...
      A pair of black and red crew socks feature a bold white 'F-bomb' graphic on the leg and smaller repeated prints on the foot.
      F Bomb
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      $14.00
      F Bomb
      $14.00
      You heard it here first, folks: socks just got serious! Introducing the F-Bomb socks, where black meets red and white in a thrilling showdown. Picture this: a black sock, bold as a midnight sky, accented with a blazing red toe and heel. And wait for it...a white F-16 fighter jet...
      Blue crew socks with a pixelated bride, groom, and 'Game Over' graphic. Navy blue cuffs.
      Game Over
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      $14.00
      Game Over
      $14.00
      Say "Game Over" to boring socks! Our playful blue socks rock a black and white graphic of a game controller and two hearts on the left foot, while the right foot features an adorable bride and groom. Whether you're just starting your relationship or celebrating years of wedded bliss, these...
      A pair of black crew socks with a grey cuff. The socks feature a white design of open books and the phrases 'Go Away' and 'I'm Reading'.
      Go Away I'm Reading
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Go Away I'm Reading
      $14.00
      Want to tell the world to hit the books and leave you be? Get territorial with your new favorite pair of bookish footwear! With these black and grey socks that have a book-ish pattern on the ankle wrapped around the words "Go Away I'm Reading" people will know to not...
      Grey crew socks with a black cuff, featuring a retro-style illustration of a happy couple and the text 'Happy Wife, Happy Life'.
      Happy Wife. Happy Life.
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      $14.00
      Happy Wife. Happy Life.
      $14.00
      Looking for a witty way to show your love and devotion to your significant other? Slip into a pair of our Happy Wife, Happy Life crew socks, where you can tell the world how you feel. Your feet will be walking on sunshine with the picture of a smiling couple...
      Crew socks in olive green with thin orange stripes and a maroon cuff. The text 'I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE' is printed on the sock.
      I Don't Actaully Work Here
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      $14.00
      I Don't Actaully Work Here
      $14.00
      Slip into a pair of "I Don't Actually Work Here" socks and watch your coworkers do a double-take. The bold white lettering pops against the green and burgundy stripes, making a statement that's both playful and professional. Perfect for those days when you're feeling a little rebellious, these socks are...
      Crew socks in grey with navy blue cuffs. Design features a cartoon philosopher in a thought bubble saying 'I fart therefore I am'.
      I Fart Therefore I Am
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      $14.00
      I Fart Therefore I Am
      $14.00
      We all do it! Have you ever considered the fact that you have more in common with an axolotl than you thought? These socks will make you think of that every time you put them on! Who says fart jokes are only funny when your dad makes them? These socks...
      Gray crew socks with thin gray and white stripes and the text 'I Love Meetings About Meetings'.
      I Love Meetings About Meetings
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      $14.00
      I Love Meetings About Meetings
      $14.00
      Calling all meeting lovers! Step up your sock game with our "I Love Meetings About Meetings" socks. These blue and gray striped crew socks will add a touch of humor to your workday (or Zoom call). Featuring a playful pattern of words that any office worker can relate to, these...
      Black crew socks with a grey cuff. Design includes 'I love my rescue', paw prints, and bone graphics.
      I Love My Rescue
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      $14.00
      I Love My Rescue
      $14.00
      Calling all dog lovers! Show your love for your furry friend with these stylish and comfortable black crew socks emblazoned with the words 'I Heart My Rescue.' Made for both men and women, these socks feature a gray toe and heel with white paw prints for an extra touch of...
      Beige crew socks with olive green stripes and accents. Design includes clouds, speech bubbles, and an illustration of someone using a laptop.
      Indoorsy
      Crew SocksFunatic
      $14.00
      Indoorsy
      $14.00
      Transport yourself to a world of cozy vibes and playlists with our "Indoorsy" socks. Grab a pair and let the rhythm flow through you while you conquer your playlists or chill out with your favorite series. With these socks on, you'll radiate an aura of musical bliss, even when you're...
      Dark grey crew socks with a white bandage graphic and the text 'It All Hurts And I'm Dying'. Features a white and grey striped cuff.
      It All Hurts And I'm Dying
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      $14.00
      It All Hurts And I'm Dying
      $14.00
      Get ready for an iconic, dynamic sock experience! Picture this: dark gray with white stripes at the top and a white toe. On the front, a bold statement that perfectly captures how we all feel during a workout: It All Hurts and I'm Dying.  It's a tongue-in-cheek way to...
      A navy blue crew sock with a colorful 'It's My Birthday' design. Features yellow lettering, stars, lightning bolts, and cake graphics.
      It's My Birthday
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      $14.00
      It's My Birthday
      $14.00
      Sock it to your birthday with these celebratory blue socks! These crew-length socks will make any birthday boy feel like the center of attention. The fun and playful design, complete with sparkling stars, party hats, and a bright "It's My Birthday" message in yellow, will bring a smile to everyone's...
      Crew socks in teal and grey featuring a pair of cartoon eyes and the text 'I Woke Up Tired'.
      I Woke Up Tired
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      $14.00
      I Woke Up Tired
      $14.00
      Check out these quirky gray socks, featuring bold black stripes and vivid blue accents on the toes, heels, and tops! They're not just your ordinary pair of socks; these come with a fun twist. Adorned with a pair of tired cartoon eyes and the playful phrase "I Woke Up Tired"...
      Crew socks in navy, red, and black. Feature a coffee cup in headphones and the text 'Let's NPR and chill.'
      Let's NPR & Chill
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      $14.00
      Let's NPR & Chill
      $14.00
      Kick back and enjoy a refreshing NPR listen with a twist with our "Let's NPR and Chill" socks. These wicked blue, red, and black crew socks feature a martini glass with headphones on them the perfect way to unwind and indulge in your favorite podcast. Impress your podcast-loving crew or...
      Crew socks in navy blue, teal, and light green, featuring a pixelated spaceship design and the text 'Nerdy By Nature'.
      Nerdy By Nature
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      $14.00
      Nerdy By Nature
      $14.00
      Unleash your inner nerd with these electrifying 'Nerdy By Nature' socks! With their vibrant light blue and green accents against a dark blue background, they'll make you feel like a rocket scientist (even if your knowledge of astrophysics is limited to Star Trek reruns). And those tiny white dots? They're...
      Crew socks in blue with a teal speech bubble saying 'Not This Shit Again'. The sock also features small red and white triangles on a blue background.
      Not This Shit Again
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      $14.00
      Not This Shit Again
      $14.00
      The 'Not This Shit Again' Socks: When life throws curveballs your way, pull up your socks and laugh it off! These blue and red crew-length socks feature a speech bubble with the words 'Not This Shit Again' and are decorated with triangle shapes. Perfect for men and women who know...
      A navy blue crew sock with orange heel and toe. White 'OK BOOMER' text is prominently displayed.
      Ok Boomer
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      $14.00
      Ok Boomer
      $14.00
      They say sock it to me, well these socks say it back! Sock it to 'em with this pair of blue socks emblazoned with the phrase 'OK Boomer'. Whether you're a member of Gen X, Y, or Z show off your attitude with these trendy socks with orange accents. Who...
      Navy blue crew socks with a colorful book and rainbow design and thin colorful stripes near the ankle.
      Read
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      $14.00
      Read
      $14.00
      READ socks are like a book club for your feet! With vibrant colors, a wise owl, and plenty of whimsical details, these socks are sure to captivate bibliophiles and fashionistas alike. Slip into a pair and let your toes do the talking - they'll be saying "I love to read!"...
      Cream crew socks with yellow polka dots, teal stripes, and a retro woman graphic with the text 'See You Next Tuesday!'
      See You Next Tuesday
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      $14.00
      See You Next Tuesday
      $14.00
      These playful socks are a hoot and will get you noticed! Guaranteed to turn heads for their cleverness, these crew socks have a quirky pattern featuring a winking woman and the phrase "See You Next Tuesday". These unique socks make a fun statement and are perfect for people with a...
      Crew socks in yellow, red, and black, featuring a bold 'Show Me Your Kitties' graphic with playful cat faces.
      Show Me Your Kitties
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      $14.00
      Show Me Your Kitties
      $14.00
      These yellow, red, black, and white socks with the words 'SHOW ME YOUR KITTIES' emblazoned across the top and three cartoon cats adorning the foot are purr-fect for any cat lover. Whether you're a crazy cat lady or just think kittens are the cat's meow, these socks will make you...
      White crew socks with maroon stripes and a graphic design featuring a yellow angry face and 'STFU' in a red banner.
      STFU
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      $14.00
      STFU
      $14.00
      Express yourself without saying a word! Show off your sassy side with these STFU crew socks. Featuring a large, yellow emoji face with a red headband that simply says "STFU", these socks are sure to get a reaction. The white socks with red and gray striped pattern near the toe...
      Cream crew socks with a yellow cuff, featuring lemons and the phrase 'Suck It' in a playful design.
      Suck It
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      $14.00
      Suck It
      $14.00
      Ready to pucker up and show off your citrusy style? These lemon sucker socks are bursting with a sunny disposition! With their bright yellow heels, toes, and lemon-printed white bodies emblazoned with the words, "Suck It," these socks will add a zesty zing to any outfit. Who says socks can't...
      White crew socks with black stripes at the bottom and a design featuring black school supplies and the text 'Teaching Is My Jam'.
      Teaching Is My Jam
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      $14.00
      Teaching Is My Jam
      $14.00
      Take a break from dry, boring socks and slip into a pair of Teaching is My Jam socks! The bright white socks, splashed with black and red, feature the phrase "Teaching is My Jam" alongside an image of a ruler and a notebook, making them the perfect way to let...
      Crew socks in gray, green, and white. Design features a cartoon dad driving a golf cart and the phrase 'This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker'.
      This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker
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      $14.00
      This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker
      $14.00
      Introducing the "This Dad Is A Real Mother Fucker" socks, the ultimate accessory for the punk-dad who's not afraid to break the rules. With a dark gray background, repeating white skulls, and a bold, in-your-face message, these socks are sure to turn heads wherever you go. Made of a durable...
      Crew socks in green and gold. One sock shows a beer mug, the other says 'This Guy Needs A Beer'.
      This Guy Needs A Beer
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      $14.00
      This Guy Needs A Beer
      $14.00
      Beer me! Slip into the This Guy Needs A Beer novelty crew socks and quench your thirst for fun. With a frothy beer stein on one side and the cheeky message "This Guy Needs A Beer" on the other, these socks will have you and your drinking buddies toasting to...
      Crew socks in teal featuring orange tigers and the phrase 'Carole Fuckin' Baskin'.
      Tiger King Carole Fuckin' Baskin
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      $14.00
      Tiger King Carole Fuckin' Baskin
      $14.00
      We're not lion when we say you'll be the king of the jungle when you wear these socks dedicated to the Tiger King himself! They're a great gift for anyone who loves the show or just loves tigers. Wear them when you need a little wild inspiration or just to...
      Grey crew socks with navy blue lettering reading 'Trophy Husband' and a trophy graphic. Light blue heel and toe.
      Trophy Husband
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      $14.00
      Trophy Husband
      $14.00
      A trophy husband isn't easy to find, just like a sock that doesn't go missing in the laundry. These blue and gray socks are your perfect match. They're not afraid to show off their title, with "Trophy Husband" emblazoned on the side. You'll keep your feet feeling like royalty with...
      Crew socks in grey and navy blue with a retro video game-themed design, including pixelated graphics, a score screen, and the text 'Video Game Master'.
      Video Game Master
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      $14.00
      Video Game Master
      $14.00
      Level up your sock game with our new Video Game Master crew socks for men! These pixelated wonders are designed to make you feel like the ultimate gaming champion. The brown socks with navy blue toes and cuffs feature a bold pattern of multicolored blocks and a high score list...