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Single dark grey crew sock with "THERE'S NO TASTE LIKE BAD TASTE" text, red heel, red toe, and white/red stripes.
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
There's No Taste Like Bad Taste
$15.00
Okay, so if your style motto is "more is more" or you just generally find yourself drawn to things others might politely call "questionable," these socks are for you. They're a dark charcoal grey base, serving as the perfect backdrop for some seriously bold statements. Up top, there are crisp...
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Pair of cream crew socks with red 'SLUT' text, blue-purple stripes on cuff, and blue-purple toe and heel sections.
Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Slut
$15.00
Forget blending in, these socks are here to make a statement. Cream colored and comfy-looking, they rock a bold red stripe right around the ankle, yelling 'SLUT' in white capital letters. Above and below that, you've got thin, sharp blue-purple stripes that really pop. The toes and heels are also...
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A single brown crew sock with black toes and heels. Features "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" text on a white band.
I Suck At Fantasy Football
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Suck At Fantasy Football
$15.00
Feeling like your fantasy football team is perpetually stuck in last place? Don't worry, these socks get it. They're a rich, mottled brown color with bold black heels and toes. Up top, there's a wide cream-colored band that proudly declares "I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" in black lettering. Thin black...
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A black crew sock with white text "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT" on a white stripe, black and white stripes. White heel/toe.
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Love Cock And Hate The Government
$15.00
Okay, so these socks cut right to the chase, no messing around. Up top, the cuff features classic black and white horizontal stripes before hitting a bold white section. That's where the real statement is, spelled out in clear black letters: "I LOVE COCK AND HATE THE GOVERNMENT." Below that,...
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Pair of white crew socks with green and yellow-orange cuff stripes. Features 'I ❤️ TENNIS' text with a red heart. Green heels and toes.
I Heart Tennis
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Tennis
$15.00
White crew socks, built for the love of tennis. Up top, bold horizontal stripes in green and yellow-orange frame the clear 'I ❤️ TENNIS' message. The 'I' and 'TENNIS' are bright green, with a classic red heart in between. Solid green panels define the heels and toes, giving them a...
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Bright green crew socks with 'I ❤️ MATCHA' text in white and a pink heart. Features white toe, heel, and striped cuffs.
I Heart Matcha
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Matcha
$15.00
If you're all about that vibrant green tea life, these socks are basically a wearable billboard for your love. They feature a bright, almost fluorescent green that really pops. Up at the top, just under the cuff, you'll see a white 'I' followed by a bold pink heart and then...
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A folded pair of black crew socks featuring 'Good Grief' text, orange toe and heel, and burgundy, gold, and cream stripes.
Good Grief
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Grief
$15.00
Some days, you just gotta say it. And with these socks, you can say 'Good Grief' loud and clear, right on your feet. They've got a classic black base, bright orange on the toe and heel, and bold stripes in burgundy, gold, and a creamy off-white circling the cuff. The...
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Two lavender crew socks with cream heel/toe. Maroon and white stripes on cuff, 'FAVORITE SISTER' text visible on one sock.
Favorite Sister
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Sister
$15.00
Let everyone know who truly reigns supreme in the sibling hierarchy with these 'Favorite Sister' socks. They come in a lovely soft lavender, definitely a step up from boring plain white. Around the ribbed cuff, you'll spot bold maroon stripes framing bright white lines, with 'FAVORITE SISTER' spelled out in...
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A pair of teal crew socks with 'Favorite Brother' text, dark blue and white stripes, and off-white heels and toes.
Favorite Brother
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Favorite Brother
$15.00
Let everyone know who the real MVP of the family is with these bright teal socks. They feature 'FAVORITE BROTHER' prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue text around the ankle. Just above and below the lettering, you'll see clean, horizontal stripes in dark blue and white, giving them a...
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Pair of cream crew socks with 'Easily Distracted By Books' in green text, horizontal brown, blue, and green stripes.
Easily Distracted By Books
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Easily Distracted By Books
$15.00
Anyone who knows you, knows you're probably already halfway through another chapter. These cream-colored socks get it. They've got "EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOKS" spelled out on the shin in a cool olive green, letting everyone know where your mind usually is. Up top, there are crisp horizontal stripes in brown,...
A pair of cream crew socks, one slightly behind the other. They have red striped cuffs, a brown band with "DICK" in white letters, and red heels and toes.
Dick
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Dick
$15.00
Sometimes you just want to make a statement, and these socks are here to help you do it. They come in a classic cream color, perfect for letting the details truly pop. Visible around the cuff, there's a bold brown band with the word 'DICK' spelled out clearly in white...
Pair of cream crew socks with dark brown cuffs, heels, and toes. Features 'I ❤️ NUTS' in black text with a red heart.
I Heart Nuts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Nuts
$15.00
If you're all about that nutty life, these socks are calling your name. They come in a comfy cream-white, topped with a ribbed cuff that features two dark brown stripes. Right there on the calf, you'll see a bold declaration: 'I ❤️ NUTS' - the heart is a vibrant red,...
Pair of grey-blue crew socks with white "BADASS GRANDPA" text, yellow cuffs, orange heels & toes, and a grey logo.
Badass Grandpa
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandpa
$15.00
Know a grandpa who's more about tearing up the dance floor than sitting in a rocking chair? These socks are his vibe. They're a cool grey-blue, sporting bright orange on the heels and toes. The cuff up top is a bold yellow, detailed with thin black and orange stripes. Right...
Pair of burgundy crew socks with "BADASS GRANDMA" in white, hot pink toes, and horizontal pink and blue stripes on the cuff.
Badass Grandma
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Badass Grandma
$15.00
Let's get straight to it: some grandmas are just different. These socks, primarily a deep burgundy, proudly declare "BADASS GRANDMA" across the top in crisp white lettering. Just above and below the text, you'll find a cool stripe pattern, alternating between bold hot pink and a lighter blue, wrapping around...
A pair of grey crew socks with neon yellow stripes and the phrase "Who Gives A Crap?" in white.
Who Gives A Crap?
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Who Gives A Crap?
$15.00
Dark blue-grey socks that tell it like it is. The visible cuff features wide cream stripes bordered by thin lime green lines. Below that, the phrase 'WHO GIVES A CRAP?' stands out in bold lime green text, set against more cream horizontal stripes. The other shown sock displays a continuation...
A pair of white crew socks with black stripes and the words 'Trophy Wife' in black. The socks have a black heel and toe.
Trophy Wife
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Trophy Wife
$15.00
A bold statement in crisp white and classic black, these socks feature an upper cuff with several black stripes, setting the stage. Prominently displayed on the visible side, the words 'TROPHY WIFE' are knitted in sharp black lettering. Just below this sassy declaration, two more black stripes circle the ankle...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue, green, and red stripes at the top and bottom. Text reads: 'These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks'.
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
These Are My Lucky Mahjong Socks
$15.00
Rock these cream-colored socks for a bit of playful luck. They feature a clean, classic base with bold horizontal stripes - red, blue, and green - wrapping around the cuff. The main show is the large text running down the front: "THESE ARE MY LUCKY MAHJONG SOCKS," written in a...
Pair of off-white crew socks with blue stripes and 'Teacher of the Year' text.
Teacher Of The Year
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Teacher Of The Year
$15.00
Time to celebrate the unsung heroes - teachers! These socks come in a classic cream color, perfect for adding a little pop to any outfit. The cuff proudly features "Teacher Of The Year" in a bold, vibrant blue text, framed by thinner blue stripes above and below. You'll also notice...
A pair of purple crew socks with teal and pink stripes. The words "SUGAR MAMA" are displayed in retro-style lettering.
Sugar Mama
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Sugar Mama
$15.00
Feeling like a 'Sugar Mama'? Let your socks do the talking. These bold purple socks really stand out, with 'SUGAR MAMA' written across the cuff in bright pink and aqua blue block letters. Matching stripes in pink and aqua are visible around the top, giving them a fun, energetic vibe....
Pair of grey crew socks with blue stripes and the text 'Real Men Change Diapers'.
Real Men Change Diapers
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Real Men Change Diapers
$15.00
Sporting a no-nonsense message, these socks come in a solid grey color. The main event is on the upper leg, where bold blue stripes carry white block letters spelling out 'REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS.' Thin white horizontal stripes separate the blue sections, giving it a clean look. The top cuff...
Pair of blue crew socks with yellow and white stripes and the phrase 'OY FUCKING VEY' in yellow lettering.
Oy Fucking Vey
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Oy Fucking Vey
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. These royal blue socks let you do just that, with 'OY FUCKING VEY' splashed across the calf in bright yellow letters. They've got crisp yellow and white stripes near the top, giving them a classic, sporty feel. The heel and toe...
A pair of dark green crew socks with a light blue cuff and yellow 'NATURE SLUT' text. Features thin yellow and olive green stripes.
Nature Slut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Nature Slut
$15.00
Slip into these forest green socks if you like to keep it real. They feature 'NATURE SLUT' boldly printed in vibrant yellow-green across the calf. You'll also find crisp horizontal stripes in light blue and yellow-green on the ribbed cuff and just below the main text. The heel and toe...
Pair of white crew socks with orange and light blue stripes and the text 'My Cat Is My Therapist'.
My Cat Is My Therapist
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
My Cat Is My Therapist
$15.00
Know someone who gets all their best life advice from a purring creature? These white crew socks are designed for them. They feature bold, straightforward text knitted right into the side, declaring "MY CAT IS MY THERAPIST." The lettering alternates between a strong dark blue for "MY CAT" and "THERAPIST,"...
Pair of cream crew socks with maroon, gold, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Life Starts At Fuck It' in a retro font.
Life Starts At Fuck It
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Life Starts At Fuck It
$15.00
Sometimes you just need to say 'fuck it' and go for it. These socks are that vibe, plain and simple. They come in a classic off-white base with bold horizontal stripes wrapping around the top and ankle. The cuff has thinner dark red and white stripes, while the mid-calf features...
Pair of black crew socks with pink and beige retro stripes. Pink accents at the heel and toe. Small logo on the sole.
Judy Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Judy Retro
$15.00
Time to kick it old school. These 'Judy Retro' socks are pure throwback vibes, ready for your next adventure or just chilling on the couch. They've got a solid black base, perfect for letting those bold stripes pop. You'll spot wide bands of bright hot pink mixed with classic tan...
Pair of black crew socks with pink and gold retro stripes. Yellow heel and toe.
Jane Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Jane Retro
$15.00
Kick it old school with a pair of 'Jane Retro' socks. They have that classic tube sock vibe, sporting bold stripes around the cuff. The main body is solid black, giving way to bright yellow at the toe and heel. Up top, you'll spot a cool stripe pattern with alternating...
Pair of cream crew socks with green and teal stripes and a marijuana leaf with 'I Edibles' text.
I (Pot Leaf) Edibles
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I (Pot Leaf) Edibles
$15.00
Show off your favorite snack preference with these cream-colored socks. Up top, bold stripes in dark and light green frame the phrase 'I' with a green pot leaf, followed by 'EDIBLES' in a bright, light green. The toe and heel pop with a vibrant lime green, while subtle matching stripes...
Pair of teal crew socks with pink and black stripes. Text reads: 'I'm not sure what I'm doing out of bed'.
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I'm Not Sure What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
$15.00
Let's be real, some mornings are a struggle just to get vertical. These socks get it. They're a bright aqua blue with cool pink details on the toes, heels, and striped cuffs. The top of each sock boldly declares "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M DOING OUT OF BED" in a...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal and pink stripes and the text 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in brown.
I Like Dogs More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Dogs More Than People
$15.00
For anyone whose best friend has four paws and a wagging tail, these socks get it. They've got a pale yellow base with bold teal and hot pink stripes up top. Right smack in the middle, they loudly declare 'I LIKE DOGS MORE THAN PEOPLE' in chunky black letters. The...
Pair of crew socks in pink with gold and teal stripes. Text reads: 'I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE'.
I Like Cats More Than People
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Like Cats More Than People
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who genuinely prefers a purr over small talk. They come in a soft light pink, featuring bold black text up the calf that clearly states "I LIKE CATS MORE THAN PEOPLE". Around the top cuff and down near the toes, you'll spot some neat stripes...
Pair of black crew socks with red and purple stripes. Features a graphic that says 'I Heart Smut'.
I Heart Smut
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Smut
$15.00
Show off your true affections with these unapologetically direct socks. They come in a sparkly black, featuring bold red toes and heels. Around the cuff, you'll see sharp purple and red stripes. Right there on the calf, it clearly says 'I ❤️ SMUT' in crisp white text, accented by a...
Pair of purple crew socks with white and teal stripes. Features 'I Heart Romantasy' text and a small pink heart graphic.
I Heart Romantasy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Romantasy
$15.00
Deep purple crew socks are here to declare your feelings. Visible on the leg, a crisp 'I' and a bright red heart stand proudly next to the word 'ROMANTASY,' all done up in a cool, pixelated font that gives off a retro gaming vibe. The top cuff features a clean...
Pair of cream-colored crew socks with green and orange stripes and an 'I Heart Ranch Dressing' graphic.
I Heart Ranch Dresssing
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Ranch Dresssing
$15.00
Obsessed with ranch? You're not alone. These cream-colored crew socks proudly declare your love for the best dressing around. Up top, there's a red heart, then the words 'RANCH DRESSING' in bold red letters right below it. The cuff has slim stripes in green, light brown, and orange, which show...
Pair of black crew socks with taupe stripes and a pink heart; 'I heart Pilates' is written on the socks.
I Heart Pilates
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Pilates
$15.00
If Pilates is your jam, these black crew socks are for you. They're an easy way to show some love for your favorite way to move, whether you're on the mat or just kicking back. Up by the cuff, you'll see clean white and tan stripes. Below that, the phrase...
Pair of blue crew socks with a retro design. Features 'I Heart Peanut Butter' text, red heart, and gold accents.
I Heart Peanut Butter
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Peanut Butter
$15.00
Anyone who truly gets the magic of peanut butter needs these. They come in a super bright blue, right down to the ribbed cuff. Each sock features 'I ❤ PEANUT BUTTER' spelled out in crisp white letters, with a bold red heart for emphasis, sitting squarely on the leg. You’ll...
Pair of white crew socks with red, navy, and gold stripes and 'I Heart Fire Fighters' graphic.
I Heart Fire Fighters
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Fire Fighters
$15.00
Show your admiration for fire fighters with these classic white crew socks. They feature "I ❤️ FIRE FIGHTERS" boldly printed near the top, with the text in blue and yellow. You'll spot vibrant red and yellow stripes circling the cuffs, and again near the solid red toes. The heel is...
Pair of blue crew socks with 'I Heart Cruises' graphic, pink heart, and neon yellow and green stripes.
I Heart Cruises
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Cruises
$15.00
Time to pack your bags and set sail, even if it's just to the kitchen. These royal blue socks are perfect for anyone who dreams of open seas and endless buffets. Up top, you'll see crisp stripes in yellow, light blue, and dark blue, framing the bold white text 'I...
Pair of pink crew socks with a bright pink, blue, and purple stripe at the top and bottom. The socks feature the text 'I Heart Candy' in a playful font.
I Heart Candy
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Candy
$15.00
Grab these light pink socks if you're all about the treats. Up near the cuff, they boldly declare "I ❤️ CANDY" with a bright red heart, set against a background of crisp light pink. Colorful stripes, in shades like pink, blue, yellow, and purple, frame the text. The heel and...
Pair of black crew socks with a white and red 'I Heart Bagels' design. Features white stripes and a subtle sparkly texture.
I Heart Bagels
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Heart Bagels
$15.00
Craving a fresh start to your day? Sometimes all you need is a perfectly toasted bagel, and maybe, just maybe, some socks that show your dedication. These black crew socks feature a bold statement: "I ❤️ BAGELS" in crisp white text, all across the ankle. Up top, you've got classic...
Pair of light green crew socks with green and yellow stripes and the text 'I DIG NATIVE PLANTS'.
I Dig Native Plants
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
I Dig Native Plants
$15.00
These socks are for anyone who loves getting their hands dirty, or just appreciates the beauty of local flora. They come in a fresh light green color, with bold stripes of darker green and bright yellow at the cuff and around the toe and heel. Up top, the sock spells...
A pair of pink crew socks with black stripes and 'Hot Homo' in black lettering. The socks have a dark charcoal heel and toe.
Hot Homo
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Homo
$15.00
Here's a bold statement for your feet, loud and proud in bright pink. The top cuff has two clean black stripes running around it, setting off the main message. Below that, the words 'HOT HOMO' are prominently displayed in strong, black block letters on the calf. The heel and toe...
Pair of white crew socks with maroon and red stripes and 'HOT DAD' text. Retro style.
Hot Dad
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Hot Dad
$15.00
If someone in your life is a hot dad, these are the socks for them. Sporting a classic athletic-style design, these white socks proudly display "HOT DAD" in bold red letters at the top cuff. Just below the text, and again near the toe and heel, you'll find a cool...
Pair of cream and forest green 'Horny' crew socks. Features horizontal stripes and the word 'Horny' in dark green.
Horny
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny
$15.00
Sometimes you just gotta say it, right? These socks get straight to the point. They've got a classic athletic stripe look, with a creamy off-white base and bold dark green stripes wrapped around the top cuff. The word 'HORNY' is visible in crisp white lettering across the wider green band....
Pair of grey crew socks with green and purple stripes. Text reads 'Horny for Spreadsheets'.
Horny For Spread Sheets
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Horny For Spread Sheets
$15.00
For anyone who genuinely loves numbers, these light grey crew socks show it. A bold white stripe at the top displays the phrase "HORNY FOR SPREAD SHEETS" in purple block letters, framed by green and purple stripes on the cuff. The rest of the sock is a light grey, leading...
Pair of green crew socks with a repeating 'Guacamole' pattern in yellow, red, and pink. Yellow and red stripes at the top and bottom.
Guacamole
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Guacamole
$15.00
Your favorite dip just got a foot-friendly makeover. These crew socks are the perfect way to show your love for all things avocado, chips, and salsa. They feature a rich, dark green base, reminiscent of fresh guacamole, with bright yellow toes and heels. Around the ankle and top cuff, you'll...
Pair of cream crew socks with teal, orange, and purple stripes and the phrase 'Good Moms Say Bad Words' in pink.
Good Moms Say Bad Words
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
Good Moms Say Bad Words
$15.00
Sometimes, being a good mom means keeping it real and letting a few words fly. These off-white crew socks totally get it, sporting the phrase 'GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS' right on the calf. The lettering pops in bold purple and pink, set against cheerful yellow and cream stripes that...
Pair of black crew socks with grey and white stripes. Features a light grey toe and heel, and a small logo on the sole.
George Retro
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$15.00
George Retro
$15.00
Remember those classic athletic socks from back in the day? These are exactly that vibe, but updated for your feet right now. The George Retro socks come in a solid black, giving them a sleek base. Up top, around the ankle, you'll see a cool set of stripes, alternating between...